The evening world. Newspaper, May 20, 1918, Page 18

| COMIC PAGE lie Monday, May 20 (Now HAT You Have , ( A pice T Guess Tie ~ CINE BosBeE HE —RE ST G wy iws ay ¢ ALL GONE ) co eee ROM Scranton, Pa, comes a @tory about Danny Morgan, manager of pugilists, and an actor whose name isn't avaliable jus now. During the battle between Jack Britton and Tommy Forguson in tht city the other night, Morgan and the Thespian became engaged in a heated argument about fighting in general “Why don't you go and enlist? asked the uctor "T've tricd it three umes,” replied Morgan. “I'll go down with you sad try it again right now.” "You're a faker,” suid the actor “You're a slacker.” Two policemen stopped the argu- ment. Five minutes later Morgen heard the actor was (he father of tt twen children, Me offered bin o band “Ll take back that aiacker charge,” sald Morgan. “I've just beard about | J OE , S Cc A R Mee CANE tue family:” ‘ opt “All right,” replied the actor pases : are uame Number 16 after you CoP UAL WIE Prose Puvuehing Co (PY boo ‘And they shook oaods again, 1 wish You SHourp | A LITTLE GIRL'S POEM. N en A sue ars i J aie Frubauf, whose age is only OW Fo! Goop PERUSAL OF OE w . e——_—_—_—_—_—_—_—_ ci Waedape eno eerie i: , ST f + WOULDN'T “THis BE A ' \ ; | ) HE sires 7anet Sat i> prints Me tare THE WAR SCTUATION. FIRST CHANCE GOD “TE FOR YOU “re BUY { CANT po tT peak! 1 was { ANYWAY— T's EASIER | eat aa VE HAD IN A WHOLE Week! — UP Those SCREENS ? dusT STARTING OUT “To CLEAN} | = | Tyan PUTTIN’ UP SCREENS: ADOPTED! goes: “THE SPARK PLUGS ~ THEY'RE VERY DIRTY ~~~ veRy!! Qe “THE FLIES ARE COMING Se \N ALL THE “lMe! BOSTON LOSES. Townsend Walsh, dramatic man on the Boston Traveler; Ered J. Me-| Isaac of the Boston American, and ¥. F. Harkins of the Boston Adver tiser aro in New York baving @ look at the high bi ey came over from we Hw ts uf Olver Me rosco to 8 Friends” at t night. ¥ Campbell Dell giving them an advantage by shooting with one hand. He won| cally. After tho game the thres| Bostonians held a conference, at the) conclusion of which Mr, Harkins, as/ spokes.san for the visitors, sald: ii Py youanetier gems. te THE BIG LITTLE FAMILY eC 5 on one condition.” ‘What's that?” asked the New It Was Ad: “Uy, ee ‘ vertised W Yornat you shoot with both bands. ‘YYES- BUT “IL FouND @vuRE I Did! ; _ iipctalenieace tee a eee ca ithin Walking Distance ”! 4 Mf? Gainpbell's being called away on THERES A $1,000 | TI DISTINCTLY OMY! AN' DES Look Ceorigee IHL bus Pacnine COT Eveaieg Whey , business about that time. 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I am send- ing you herewith a police line card | ich will keep you out of the smaller | © card, of course, Is valuelers to the comedian. Al Jolson will never frequent the smaller jails. He's « bly, me performer, always. By WAY oF “DIVERSION. GRINDSTONE GEORGE ? This Was a Harrowing Wheel-Ba rrowing Experience! : 7] 7 j ae “NOBODY DOES IT” | / (Send a Ncbody’ to Grindstone George) Nobody's wif reeaUon tim, Ye” fences ewe GOSSIP. Witla Holt Wakefield 1s to tour the | Liberty Theatres entertaining the sol- diers, Helen Falconer of “Jack O' Lan- tern” claims to have received a “mash” note by aeropost. Catherine Proctor is understudying | all the feminine porte in the all-star | rc) playlet called The Thriller” wil! | ere with “Starting Something” | at the French Theatre. Frederic J. 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