The evening world. Newspaper, May 1, 1918, Page 18

EDITORIAL PAGE Wednesday; May 1 Why Men Are Happier mi dae fen Oman, Hn “a me Than Women peste fern Rowe By Helen Rowland MEMBEL OF THR ABSOCIATED PRMAS, vei erie, eeritcatee Mig ana SUE dea St on seal cryiet fo Me pa ie cousin, SNL Oe Saree ‘*It’e No Wonder Men Are So Big and Brave and Strong ? { When They Have Nothing on Earth to Do but rebaneacmevessenueslOs 80/008 A Hrantha nd Bel tnd a8 BiPone: AS THE ALLIED WAR COUNCIL MEETS. | RY men happier than women? ; | ‘Th HE great German drive in the west has etruck the worst ‘Four Years of This? «nthe, Well, I should say so! And I can tell you why—ALL the reasons why, in fact! For instance, nag yet ‘The other evening a Bachelor I know On both Pren and British fronts the Germans during Was telling the how he had forgotten his latch key ; j 1 : ihe night before ; the ive of this week auffered serious and costly setbacks whici rey had to climb over a hith railed fence, are shown by later reports to have been nothing short of out-and-out Aad tate bis apartment through a window, I defeats. At both Ypres and Locre the German advance was smashed ‘And how he had torn « big eixinch tnag in to an absolute standstill, The taking of the Mount Kemmel heights new spring suit, has profited the enemy little or nothing, #0 terrific and unceasing And when J said “Ob how terrible!” has been the pounding from the British artillery on the hills beyond He answered cheerfully, rman} “Not at all! My tailor will mend it so that it nan) d th B It is estima Gen, von Arnim hae need up thirteen G + , will never show.” itt @ivisions of 156,000 men, including some of the Prassian Guards and And it seems that his tailor sends for his clothes every week other crack German troops, in a vain effort to establish himself in And keeps them pressed and mended and clean and beautiful the Kemme! area. Despite desperate fighting and enormous losses, his position there is as WITHOUT charge! And I'd like to see a WOMAN try to take @ toro or battered dress back to the modiste who made it And hear what SHE said about mending or cleaning or repairing or remodelling it Just for love! Whe-eew! And thon there is the chocolate-colored visiting maid Who used to do my apartment And who broke all my china and ecratched up my best mahogany and forgot to polish my mirrors 1 War Council! In her desperate anxiety to hustle through and get over to the apart- ich 9 day i. Ne y decide th he t the! “ Z | ment of the bachelor across-the-hall, “ hy moots to-day a : rail ey sui i) ieee ae noe a ie ie 7 ‘ ee ae “2 | Where she cleans and shines and polishes everything from the wins nter blow is not yet come Nevertheless if seems a highly favor-| ‘ 4 " ‘ dows to his silver cigarette case, And sews on his buttons, and presses his cravats, and counts bis | laundry, and feeds his dog, and lays out his slippers and dressing gown— | And, ob, yes! There {s a laundry right around the corner, And in its window there is a sign which reads, Socks and Gentlemen's underwear darned and mended.” Sut WHO ever heard of a laundry that mended a woman's clothes! For after a mere female has been eitting at a typewriter, or taking fares on a street , or plugging in a law office, or working in a factory eoute As over. The point has been reached where the Allies can use the remain Fag momentum of the German offensive to exact from the enemy ® constantly rising cost for each yard he even attempts to gain. Te may strike again and atrike han, But every time he strikes in vain! 'B inereases allied confidence that the worst he can do can be success | “ fully met and in large measure turned against him, Thon Gen, Foch’s assurances that his reserves are intact the af ‘Ani Nations implicitly depend, ‘The Interal the able moment for gaging the balance and the weights not vet in the ales en A MATTER OF RECORD. ‘yA MEETING of the Women’s Independence League of the} Seventeenth Assembly District—held this week, Mr. Hearst's} American tells us, a8 a starter toward “organizing Demo-| ®© cratic women in the interests of better government”—one of the) speakers dwelt upon the cighty-cent gas fight, which, he said, “was) Proton by Mr. Hearst after a long and hard struggle.” | Bri lt is not difficult to understand a feeling on the part of Mr.| the Hearst’s friends that at the present stage of his ambitions he needs * all the credit they can beg, borrow or steal for him. my Nevertheless they would be wiser to appropriate for special ox- be hibits of “What Mr. Hearst Has Done for the People” public services rag the initiative and moving forces of which are less a matter of public ing record. me Lhe Eighty. side “ Sb supposed to be perfectly able and perfectly delighted To come bome and do her OWN darning and mending all evening— Probably because she belongs to the Weaker Sex—and is too weak * to PROTUST against doing double-shift } And all T can say {9 That it’s no wonder men are 60 “big and brave and strong” | When they ha nothing on earth to do but earn money and play | and breathe and eat and GET STRONG, And every singlo disagreeable little effort and duty Is gently lifted from their broad, beautiful shoulders and tender little bands! And sometimes I almost wish they would all get soft muscles, and ‘uang-nalls, and cirrhosis of the Iver Just from lack of EXERCISE! { And then, maybe, women and and clubs, and sho} ent Gas Bill, passed by the New York Legislature ‘in the spring of 1916, was the direct result of a six-year fight waged ag dy The Evening World against the inaction and delay of the Public and hotels, and valets, and waiter for Service Commission. ‘ | EASED = ii s | Would stop CODDLING them! che Tho mandatory measure which the Public Service Commission in} n bappier than women” ta the end supported, and which, despite the opposition of corporation My Matrimonial ‘s hances sy h e J a He I & Fa m 1 | y | Well yuld say 8 ma; /4¥yers and one of the most powerful lobbies ever gathered at Albany, They OUGHT to t ilors, and laundries, and restaurants, ee ath an¢ finally secured to the Borough of Brooklyn a uniform eighty-cent| Recording the Experiences in Pursuit of Love By Roy L. McCardell . fall gas Tate, was in a very special sense an Evening World victory, tec by a Young Girl of Thirty Conyrigat, 1918, by The Press Publishing Co, (The New York Mrenisg World) Ladies and Gentlemen Wit wgnized as such, | B y Wilma Pollock atl lip the new 6 and 10 cent) boy much more than half witt re- 2a, lists dimhcziisticks 4XiM auusacue onceired, & ate otras os eruae ee en Tar tpeteg at, = * ctore, Mew." sald Master| marked 3s. dart coldly, | "And Thomas B, G oat A he many congratulations this newspaper received when Row b phew Jarr, as he was being led by| come day Ido bope to move from this By the Rev. Thomas B. Gregory dhe Kighty-Cent Gas Bill had passed Senate and Assembly was the ow Love Was Sacrificed to Art his mother down the street. “It’s | neishborhood vom, eiidren | ne. 1018, by The Preee Publishing Co, (The New York Evening Work following from residents of New York who were most nearly con- HAD always] tnve @ man like Stephen »~ pose the | onna open to-night, and they gonna “a Such aasociction » essential qualittes| when, obesrving nearby a common read: 4 that mu-| very first night be saw me was too | give souvencers, Izsy Slavinsky says ut Master Le; aceing Willie W of a Lady or a Gentleman? | soldler whose wound seemed worse $ sician Nake} wonderful for poor Uitte me. his maw is gonna take him and all icder maternal convoy, The answer {s found in three] than his own, he ered out: “Pass the To the Editor of The Evening W We. exyuisites| or several days was #0 bappy €/%is brothers and aisters, An’ Mrs, |#hufld by whece'-™iy, wh! pering 8] worgs trains, Gentleness, Sincerity. |cup to him: his necessities are greater At a recent meeting of the Van Sicklon Taxpayers’ Associa { wre | most i, ‘Then Stephen | Slavinaky is gonna buy somepin for/He © | so, “I got ‘em, big ones!” Brains first. Your fool, just because | than mine tien ef Coney Island, {t was regularly woved that a vote of even more tem-| wanted me to t “Dard,” his)" cents, and Tzey is gonna buy somes) OWS: is that allly fellow doing| 1. iy q fool, 1s liable at any moment| Thoughtfulness, consideration, gen- thanks be extended to you and your valuable paper for the push he ntal|guardian, who had brought bim up. | Pin for £1" centa and his eister, Becky, | With thove electric light bulbs?” asked |t) gy violence to the rules that al-| tleneses, the kindly, eyrmpathetio image : " ; he a ptiate. Hard,” otherwise Mr, Stewart|is gonna buy eomepin for fi’ cents, |!rs. Jarr, ag the overgrown butcher | | evail among well bred people. | ination that enables one to enter into ing to final passage of the BightyCent Gas Bill for the Thir Tee (er ores Uaiea tea ana ten twee vad | ABU eeeee boy ~wuftied on his way, “If ho has| "Ay" PUway Mie "be all right, but| tho feelings of others and to respect Meth and Thirtytiret Wards, Borough of Brooklyn, which was sinalia a -minpainesat Keue en Mokiion | But Mes ‘dai cut shore Master | bee? taking those things and gets} ) 4 head is empty, and there's the|them—that isthe thing without which passed dy the Legislature a ehort time ago | Per ge iver | Jarr's recital of the intended raid of |S*Fested, I hope he won't vay you had) lt, !t 1s impossible for any one to be @ 1 transmit the above as per direction. | i DAVID GROSS, Secretary hing to do with them! rue until I] 1 dined with them, and afterward |the Slavinsky family on tho store- ‘Aw, them'’s hand grenades,” ex- lady or a gentleman, Gumption, the subtle power that en- | Stephon | Stephen played, while Mrs, Hughes |opening eouvenirs—one to each cus- se ieee atest the pro-|, ANd Anally, sincerity, What e beau lici t > apnea plained Master Jarr. “They ex fables its possessor to de in : Both by its active championship and by the publicity it gave to eagle baieneng kod to me — | tomen-by giving bim @ jerk and tell 1a oi. they are byrnt|o cties, is the grand prerequisite to] ‘ful word that is, that word stnegstig, ’ ) aT mi 1 a You } he queried. |ing him be bad forgotten to put a ¢lectric bulbs, and Gusasie’s father | P' See eee ee ec pentieman, — | it !9 from sine cera and moans “with. efforts of Assemblyman Josephs and other civic workers of Madelane Riv More than I have ever loved any | handkerchief in his pocket in epite of |#¥ee them to him out of the buteher | 1" Dene ee eee centlamea ana Sue ae” Vor) 1 , . hop. Wh 3 thie st! The world’s re t puet 2 ; Brooklyn, ‘The Evening World won the victory for eighty-cent in vers's, and tol< \ my whole life,” suid I, jall she had suid to him. And then, ee yen SEO TT AG OA Gay qomen bave invariably ehown| THe rascally cabinot-makers of the Brooklyn in 1916 as certainly as The World won an earlier and ¢ know Stephen was to forget that there bably," said he, "you would be| pausing and thus missing the atreet | id they bust they go ‘bang: : olden time used to stop up the crackm nilar ent ¢ t ture in 1906-—and as certainly as did The| ai Just like a reg’lar bomb, |this fine tact, this unerring sense of {202° 0° oh t Ahi Gein Rak ota be do. | the fitness of things upon which all pial slobepile 4 Pa ibid with next? If these bulbs burst, the| enuine social hurmony depends, By or the | | Was any unhappine as govd a wife for t 43 many car, she gave Master Jarr’s nose a ad played and loved b n=} Hur if you really love bita as | tweak and a rub with one of her own fore 1} ? you will try to con-|handkerebiefs of the usual size that It would be wicked | women affect—somewhat, but not viotory for the Borough of Manhattan by forcing an Kighty- Bill through the Lg Evening Wor' FEFR809d LTE 2725 erfect article, glass mu: |Sratng 49 not meant book culture or] ” ne st scatter, I won't know one| But since’ ty Js a whole thing, an@ Sipe . ee oe na tha thal lnite who a of art ant’ o high learnings of the schools.| |. > an = ld only a few weeks ago, during the legisletive session ia np phen'a in-| much, over the dimensions of a Thrift |TOmeat’s Peace when you are out | the ba Nee en ee ote this culture | 20,8 Miserable patched-up humbug. hae just ended, success’ My block a craftily engineered scheme of the gas| '%," Ly m think of | steqp PROF siarstplal Lincoln aig nad yet Lincoln was a|,70e,ree! lady or gentleman, thea, ig a craftily engin | create e young 2 w, it don't hurtcha,” expla or learning, J true through and through. 1 Dos emg eorporations to undermine the Fighty-Cent Gas statute by giving the} wir Thad, o res ® foolish | «But aintcha going to the five and| Master Jarr, “Ya throw the bulb fer gentleman, liteness are about na the pune ig i " his musical career, . bf i tn Public Service Commission special power to fix gns rates bony what Ste is iuisioad career ssn | an, ovne store when it per Man, Away from you; and, anyway And then comes gentleness. The|comes from the flower, as the light : : a 4 " vu over ex aget y wi | yen: y slavinsky, a . Be it noted also that to The Evening World’s persistent fight for AES RRVER Bieter cuink of bie bea and 2 ibink he siti fn: thie ies one eee you DUY} Siavinsky, who knows all about gentleman has an abundance of the! comes from the sun, It {s the inevite {ts ; / 5 ? ght for] Somehow 1 did not think of his be-| A K he wilt dn this in- | somepin for fl" conta you get"”— because his Pop is a glazier, Izay| thing called consideration, able expression of the inner self, res yar @ighty-cent gas throughout the Borough of Brooklyn were due the|ing tall and slim a = “i ag the wna ess Y ee sot) The only thing that would interest | says the bulb glass is so thin it je: “pardon me, I really did not mean| fecting that self as naturally and as “ disclosures which led to a drastic overhauling of the Public Service dressed, as he was ae loa ' re yl ps rise ae ae . ¢ in the new five and ten cent store} busts to powder, and Gussy Bepler | to do tt. I simply did not think.” But) irresistibly as the bird's song reflects # Sts Commission of this district and a reconstitution of that body by| vcndsanere man 1 had ever seen in| Stephen it w Vahl) vould be ite haviag a ready-made |sayshe ain't afraid to stand right over| the real lady or gentleman always|tho gladness of the bird's soul, rea } y hat body by| handsomest man 1 had ever seen i Pg es ing departmect for you and your|them when they explode, Ya can't| thinks, is always pared against) Your hypocrite, your false, hollow. a which it has vastly gained in public respect and confidence all my life. His cw on Wore: ciner | inte guid do tm any er,” M > interrupted. “or|nurt Gussie Bepler, he'll butt hig|over-haste in speech or action, 1s al-| hearted may play the gentleman with Kighty-cent gas waa a great fight and a great and swbstantia)| oUt ons Hectual and kit 1 , just throwing away money to get |nead against anything foracent, And in perfect self-command, more oF less success for @ eeason, but OOF tore were soulful, Intelloctual and Kind. © MAD either of You auy good clothes that| Hilly Magoogin, who's a new boy in| ‘That splendid gentleman, Sir Phttip| he will trip up when put to the real hel t a ; t: Jand his hair was like waves « ¥ 4t T)oost what g° 4 clothes cost!” our gang, because his Maw and Paw! Sidney, stricken upon the battlefield | test, i tist But the flattorers of Mr. William Randolph Hoarst’s gubernato-| t? ; Mr.| “Here comes Gussie Bepler, Maw. and his little twin brothers has just|and burning up with thirst, was about) Brains, Gentleness, Sincerity—whep- , sta ria! aspirations will show themselves desperate indeed if they try to! StePrer was! : ¥ ge Bi |e kin play a mouth organ with his|moved in above the Slavinskys, Biily | to drink of the ball gre See ee fond there with them ~ ing th pnw walt % } s ehh party, He played 5 3 = le to nose, and be wants to learn to play | Magoogin says he has an uncle what| Which some one him you have the lady or, the gentle! cig. Annex it asa roller to help him along the rocky road to Albany. Jul compositions so ¢ ne et ete destroyed bis | q base drum or a saxaphone and lead | has a goat, and he bets the goat can nn | WE Al adored him, By now lam a ‘ s band in the war and be made de) ieal . iy ‘ © | ste; 4 twill get ever (8 1088 butt harder than Gussie Bepler, And N ~ i, tters F romt h P | |to recognize in myself sympt But 1 wonder if I ever shall? ja general! Hello, Gussie! Billy Magoogin {s gonna get his uncle ewest In gs in c1lence e e eo P LES | canting in love, and when J found th >- “Now, don't loiter!” orfed Mrs./to give him the goat, and he's gonna| Gasoline, under alr pressure in @) A patent has been granted for @ s Please Limit communications to 150 words, I was being fairly swept away by VASSAR OUR FIRST WOMA! 3) Jarr. “You ere just like your father|Keep the goat in the cellar of their| tubular handle, ts used in a new eelf-| keyhole saw that has four working all, Me rdew fe Wae @ Fine/him or her to dowe can ut Achievement. Vo the Yatiioe of The World combination of Stephen's looks, per- | COLLEGE. DEERE PSMEA Glee fy sonality and genius I wanted to make | PE first Am a hasty retreat, Caring for him with- | © edue People| flat house, and the goat is going to|b who simply are impossible! Why do/pe the mascot of our soldier company, Lagstaf? fi 1 bral you play with such boys, when there's |and we are gonna have a butting pat.| 4 now flagstaff for raliroad brake-| A micrometer used by @ Swiss g flat from, surfaces of varying siz inj F ys arying ize and cut, ota at No. 308 East séth ? York City, Loca! Board Division No, 1 Hu n college for the ton of women was —_-— We want to compliment you very, E out reciprocation was more than I) ded by Mathew Vassar, a] Mrs. Marshm.tiow’s little boy, who Saturday between the gout ang|™en bas & compartment in the ham-) watch company accurately measures S Yery much on that fine Guupiey page to Fight Must B. 7 | coutd bear | prewe: ) was born in Norfolk.|has a microscope and a collection of | le Bepler, and if the gout beats| dle for carrying torpedoes. to the hundredth part of @ min. ‘The Evening World bad show apa the plano I|Eng ve “4 A hase won't p! Gussie, Gussie will be the German ee metre. to plant a «ar That WAS OCF~ | T the Biter of The Bresina World While Stephen ves ‘ Pgh 1) En, rs hme His father| minerals, and yet you * play with Army, and if Gussie can butt harder| Japanese waterproof paper um- ene a tainly a very thing to do and we! All Americana who are too oid to|S@!¢ good night to Madelane Btophe & when Mathew was|bim! ; than the goat the goat will be the], s and lanterns with an oi! ex-| Both @ cigar cutter and @ wing if are An imagine no greater patriotic #er-| tight must buy all the Liberty Bonds | divining my intention of leavi ve years later the ‘Aw, he's a 5’ that Marsh-| German Army | bre rubber plant seeds a are included in a mae, Vide you can do your readers, | une (Can We mustioan our Govern: stopped playing and camo over over | elder Vassar established himself ag q| mallow kid!" said Master Jarr. “He| “Saturday y\ tracted from rubber lk nieid gre Jnsluéed 18 8. Rew melee Me mecreiney National. War Garden| cil’ sosanurre te nore aust sacrifice |to me. Poughkeepsie, ana {don't want to play woldiers, even, on|to Mrs Mar ia esateer allan ae alaniripe go of safety matches, Peasy » feed our bo: erited "i . : i pecauss Aery . $1 sr ce: . nat Commission and our Allies who aro now fighting| “Dear wonderful dream-lady," t business which | ncant lot, because he #ay9| Lipert coal gas business is steadily] About 21 per cent, of Spain's pope. wit Help. to overthrow Kaiseriam Every | he, “please do not leave me, Neve 1 wealthy, In 1845 be de-|it gets ry es dirty digging | arm) ; ee \snereasing i ation, 6 4,000,000 persons, ts ea. vio’ }American must know we are in thie pefore have 1 been go inspired by a > dev t for-{trenches. And when we made poison | ladies you oan 100% Sarow h Harold | gaged in agricultural pursuits, he letter signed “"W.|war to win, otherwise we Americans | one's p Fou cat never oo. she! founding of a college for| gis by burnin, an old '. er tire he | Marshmallows | mittoaeete de, you! one of the newer measuring tapes Cai lait 4 ¢ ed "Wants to work | be onl Ww M on pr ou must never gv ay Ghication ct en é a8 t hear me, G and 33 opie. : shadn 1 ef meee, | su gnte 06 Wor kei Seek be gtr, Sees Ng sust Hatt we sto zing at each other with |< Deer ciehieh (a tie, Tom | cried when we wanted him to eve how| ind. butting, indeed!” And Vist | is perforated at o inch go A shade that folds like an umbrea J really desires to work{and humanity for AIRY | crenata: t ve was |tniion now hown. 19 Vassar Coliege |iong tie could stond it, But Guesio| MastoP Jarr reallzed tho bitter truth | marks can be made t for convenicnce in carving features I an be ed, he can do his bit| the pro-Germans and Lidten but enna, 6 © way (at Poughk When Mathew Vas- | Hepler breathed the poison gas longer | that grown wpe canhot comprehend ; aap table electric wl © by applying to nearest Loca) Board,/ country w " ¥ fe pe 7 ‘ sus he $400,000 more than a: the fellers, Gusste-Bepler | OF ever > e in oF me Ry with the pas-! ype smallest 1 ical dry battery | aavds aseteaiand dn coat par where | am sure voluntary clerical bariem, ¢ ome Mepne " . ge he unded, and! 7 | Simngs of Boylan eee he yas been invented for wu n aly slearde bre reine 18 Trinidad tw ask xaaistance is always In decnand, Jf|their companion woman he } an. at members of the family | a3 z got pp the Sir t . ough Yevt pocket cigar Leutos, : at uttees ang Sta ils-own board cannot ¢ind work for chem ~~ could Bo ms. Te mode large dopatona, 4 “b Rever @6 consider that butcher's | realising be ba paid foo muck, Preu wr . . ev ouuy ibJure growlUe suger cane 6