The evening world. Newspaper, April 1, 1918, Page 16

mE oy — i XNaGazine A Word to.the Wise Is Sufficient,” EB } Forcetrul ? now Tews. \ ME WHAT Dip He Forcer 2 Monday, April 1 % . . | ‘LITTLE ‘“‘MARY MIXUP” ‘I KNow some Tne T KHow You came “te CALL ON AUNT MAGEL, AND THERE WAS ANOTHER MAN CALLED LAST NICHT ey WELL SIR, HE CAME AND CALLED AND FoRGoT™ Any ABOUT BRINGING ANY. GANDY, «). cee and Players By BIDE DUDLEY small boy character made famous by the Penrod stories, fa to be seen on the stage. Kiaw & Brfanger and George ©. Tyler an- Bounce the forthcoming production of @ play dased on these tales. The play has been written by Hdward EB. Rose and among its characters are i early all the precocious youngsters i oompanions, including Herman and Verman, Sam Williams and Georgie Bassett. The juvenile roles will be played by children. The play will be i staged in Atlantic City on May 20 and will then go to Washington for an engagement of two wees it will mot reach Broadway until August. p ENROD, Booth Tarkington's TO STAGE “MIDNIGHT.” enne Meridan Producing Company, ed to put on plays, will begin . | operations April 8 in Wilmington,| JOR’S GAR Del. when it will present a new com- edy called “Midnight,” by Samuel Janney and Edward D. Dunn. Ira Hards, stage director, is Presittent of the new company, | “THE LAUGHTER OF FOOLS.” | David Belasco and Charies F man, loc., are producing a play called “The Laughter of Fools" in Atianuc City to-night. | IT'S THE CNETURY GROVE. Every Time Joe Meets Ed He Meets Troubi WELL, WHY AIN'T Y DRIVING “THE CAR IN “THIS MORNING? LA LA- DEE DA DAL M=-4mm FF w= “oveR THERE , QVER MMnnem FoR “TH Love OF MIKE Joe! DONT LEAVE THaT Mud ON “THERE !$ WHYS iLL DRY UP AN’ CRACK THE PAINT RIGHT OFF Mt! 9 DONT YikNow THat ?% OH Gost, (M ASHAMED To. L GOF ER STUCKIN THE MUD YESTERDAY UP To THE HuBs! -SHE'S SO MUDDY 3 LEFT HER IN “THE GaRAGE! THE FoE ADVANCED WITH FURY , GAINING AT EVERY ATTACK! Eliott, Comstock and Gest have do- | cfGed that if F. Ziegfeld jr. wants the name “Cocoanut Grove” for the New Amsterdam Roof, they are willing to renounce all claim to it. They have written Mr. Ziegfeld to this effect, at the samo timo stating that tne former Cocohnut Give on the Cea- tury Roof will be known as the Cen- tury Grove when it is reopened Thurs. day night with a new Midnight Ke- | vue. | And thus ends tho battle of the Cocoanut Grove with Field Marshal Ziogteld in possession of the disputed trenches and .Cogyuanders Elliott, Comstock and Gest retiring to a previously prepared position. | AN APRIL RHYME, | ‘The wutrray work ts ai] completa, Apeit fool! On, wae perwon pete a seat, No more for food do peaple pay A scale that makes pheic hair turn gray, The Mayor's on the job each day, Apel fool! THE BIG LITTLE FAMILY The Name Fit Even Better Than the Gown Did Qwrriem. INK Pret mashiney Gaim F THE ANDIRON CAME BACK, For years a New York woman pos seased an andiron which had no mat Tt came to her from her father an Dont BatHER (CI ME NOW PLEAGE IM BUSY AS OW! TM ALL OF A FLITTER a GETTIN "LOTTA" HM! DAWGONE READY FoR HER ~(TS APPROPRIATE] PARTY “TO-NIGHT! 7 ALLRIGHT! Jo -p 2 - wor DYE MEAN — YOURE Busy 2 en lost in a fire, Wishing t SANT AS in 5 ng to " find @ mate for it the woman hunted Pokbefgennys | through dozens of stores but with- oo! out success, The other day she sent BUTTON ON the andiron to a rummage sale being [ MY TROUSERD~ held for @ war charity, And now ff OR AINT YUH? comes the point of the tale, Four hours after the relic had been deliv. | t ered at the sale headquarters, the! woman's daugh' me to her, | “Mother,” she sang out in dolight. | “what do you think? I went to a rummage sale to-day and matched | your andiron, It only cost $8.” " replied the ff your hat and You SEEM 71> Be “Comin’ out” oF tr! ams (J OUR OWN POPULAR SONGS. Beneath the maple tree was Archie on his knew, Proposing to sweetheart, pretty Mew, | a him came @ little bug, quite | And started on & journey up his lee, Geld Archie. “Darling one, you Know’ what you hare done? You're swiped my heart; my wite you're bot to be. Fast then the bug showed fight and eave the Ind | © bite, Which tickied him quite bedty on the kmen, be maiden” murmured “Whoa!” then added, i SO es weet 4nd low: Rd cs ' CHORUS, a f.. "Toa wasle mrengely, Archie Brown, "s something on your mind There’ Alou | your ‘are beathiag lore, ) Wou're Kloking out behind, Of course, 1 imow that you'll be true, “Shocked’’ Before It Was ‘“.Gassed”’ og meee senige eae Heh parks fren: the Daily Grind ENGAGE MISS MARINOFF. Fania Marjnof hag been engaged by Clark & Gerard for the leading role in a new comedy drama called “Bruised Wings.” Gossip. Annie Hughes has been engaged for “The Gay Lothario.” Liberty Loan speakers will be heard im al) Shubert Theatres: ‘The Winter Garden's Holy Week re- oetpts were the largest in ihe history of the institution, Mike, the dog actor, in “Love o' Mike,” has been apending a week with Walter Floyd. ‘The receipts of the Bixty Club's ball @t the Hotel Astor Saturday night will go to thé Stage Women's War Relief. Houdini ts to accept a challenge from people who want to tle him up (Vend, some in to Grind. Spri ma Site aha s iar may ge, but the fever goes on jorever, each week at the Hippodrome ‘The Mitchel H. Mark Realty Com pany broke "round to-day at Fulton treet and Rockwell Place, Brooklyn, for a big film house. Carpenters are removing the stage Cadrrlicht 14, Pies Publiomng Co OF. 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TO Gy Nar TURNS 1) Boag ran his auto into vat | | 'S OPTIMIST) *s Dr ICE truck the other day anda posterriens | | ABOUT Nh { EVER Ger g. Cisk Guy, {soRe of his has sent us a rhyme about the pd A 80x OF SOFT: eollis ——_ i ste APRIL. _9 iS READ Bs, CANDIE Sf eo fi a p = ) A THOUGHT FOR To-pDay, ' ‘ Newark small boy asked his 3 lather last week if all firemen ore blazers. Sites ‘ FOOLISHMENT., The girls of Minueapolie FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE, “I have rheumatism in my foot.” “Push it through a plate glass win- dew and then the pane will be gone,"