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Thursday, February 7 - _ —e ane a ae Maybe the Disappointment Hurt “Twin'' More Than HE Could Havel SS WIN BROWN WAS GOIN TS wIcCK ME WHEN T “ CAME OuT tooay J —— (No, SIRE -E-E-E , You BET HE DIDNT LICK ‘ MB HE DID NT. F _fA J ONTAGUF GLASS and Jules Eckert Goodman, authors of “Business Before Pleamire,” the new “wotash & Pe: edy at the Eltings Theatre, are writ- Ing another comedy for A. H. Woods, who will probably Install it in @ Broadway theatre early next season. It fs Mr. Woods's Intention, Broad. | way hears, to put Floremes Moore end Fanny Brive in the chief roles, If thia is the case, Messra. Glass and Goodinan won't have to do much writing, Flo and Fan aro funny enough to write the play in rebearsal and got away with it naidireiis rr i) iter’ com- omens 1 “PETTICOATS” SOON, “Petticoats,” a new play by Cyril Harcourt, suthor of "A Pair of Silk Btockings,” will be staged by the Messrs. Shubert tp Atlantic City Monday evening, Fob. 18, JOE’S CAR z To G “ ” «“ et the ‘“‘Charge’’ Out of “Cha se ul adhe AND ENGR LEAVING, | [Sermo temas ort weer noms g harge Account’’ He'll Pay Cash Hereafter! With a muccessful run of three months’ duration in New York to its| —- credit, Norworth & Shannon'a n ae “ 7 DAWGONNIT! WHY CaN How's “tus? Y'cor me” “THat's CORRECT siR— sical revue, “Odds and Endo of 19 leave th worth Theatre 3 4 { ' ' eek from Saturday” night and fia Syke? et hee No: No. NOs CHARGED with “TWENTY WE ALWAYS GET a CENT ton. The original cast, including Har. ee = 1 said — 2400"! GALLONS CF Gas, # 5.40! A GALLON MORE. ON OUR, ry Wesson ir allian Lorraine and) | MY Goat “THAT OUGHTA BE 4 5.20" CHARGE: AGCOoUNTS! orworti, will go on tour, +201! . Bete \ YOUVE BEEN PAYING ANOTHER TAIT COMPANY. r WHATS THE IDEAZ: CASH UP "To Now! J. and N. Tait will eend an Amer- ALWAYS SOME MISTAKE! hes {can company to Australia for a six months’ season. Herman Lieh is to go along as leading man, and play- ing opposite him will be Emilie Po- lini, American and English playa will be presented in Sydney, Mel- bourne and other cities, The season will open with “De Laxe Annio" in Bydney. THE GREATEST LOVE. Lae band 1s Uknow 1 rome thre And takes me ts Dresmisnd on wings of « dove, 1 love ev'ry pretty blond hair tm your head, ‘And ne'er have 1 doubted ite color wore teat, 1 tint be & chewennt oF Ped, eranide by you take In the dance, jou waver and bunions bring ‘oe BR" * WHY YCAN WRITE \’ NAME “Nobody tn an 1 pie vont completion ia sunhine or rail, ON “TH FURNCTURE - AN’ t that shall please, endure, UNDER “Ty BEDS AN’ Couch : raurow. 'B AWE ue i —_——— ’ GuEs® THAT BRD THINKS, tHE’ Wie: IN A LIVERY = STABLE”! od =) wole il of the wonder love falih my poor beart’s black and of the sor WELL AINT “THY OFCOURSE AN’ “MiSOUS' “TOLE You peu aaaal iF I HAD'NT Time AN’ AGAIN? THAT SWEPT \T 9 yoy in Mae. . ped sou, my dear one, with Love's 1 your keeping and ever shall be, af ayearance at eeren A, M, OBSERVATIONS. nta pails Dr. Aked,” saya a 5 per headline. Now, why should the Doc deserve a call? | ‘The business interests wish the peo- ple who are talking for another fuel shutdown would sbut up. Nou MUST SWEEP 9 UNDER TH’ BEDS, HUH) Theodore TP. Shonts, the Inte nigh, iy 9a poet. Wonder !f ho realizes how easily “Jam” rhymes with “d——n?" A GOOD CAST | The Frank A K y 1 “or- poration has cast to supp ita first film, “A Romance of the Un derworld.” Among those engaged are Eugene O'Brien, David Powell, Ea- | win Forsberg, Cecil © Lee, Sybil Carmen and 3 STEWART LIKES HIS BEEF, (6 Y Rening Wort Charles Stewart, champion beef eater of the Musty Club, is in train- | NDS NE oy iE . . pager of the Muaty Club, ts in train,| GRINDSTONE GEORGE The Pipe Cleaner Got the Pipe Cleaner But—! foclal out th vou meen wes ' Sparks fromthe Daily Grind_. . te Vaupcesta (Yend vome into Grind/tone George’) Chilson Obrma “Doing Our Bit." One of the oters In the ne Shubert pla Squab Farm,"| will represent # man nationally prom- ‘nent in fil Billy Will Manager of the Bijou Comed ir, is arranging @& show for the soldiers at Fort Wads- h. Teonore The person who gives you. Ablede oF their mind aosshe realize the: value of wood! May Wirth introduced her eq trian novelty, the “back aci somersault, at the Hippodrome terday Marcello T iailion, engaged | * was for neveral an at the Theatre Say, UTNE emery We tived with my wite for forty years And weve never had 8. . formerly of * 1 ninny, hi ganiee Cap speak ¢ t at the 4éth Street Theatre on “An Ame Surgeon With the Russian Arm Patty Arbuckle isn't going to war. He tried to ¢ . but the surgeon told him they on't taking men in| crowds | Dear Irving Davis: Neither are we a salesman. You ought to sell that soke to the company shat makes the | “SOMEWHERE IN NEW YORK” (fg P= ry) if? £5) At (ey & te | ANSWERS TO INQUIRIES, Gl F ad ie FoRGoT TO sat row "Gout THA ‘OW OAR? 1 ” ¥ 4 M, M.—Haven't Florence Pinck.| Cet THE "ALARM" LAST] HOT. WATER? 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