The evening world. Newspaper, January 18, 1918, Page 18

2 Seen ben __Hvening World Daily Magazine iy ByJ. H. . Cassel | Commrigin, 1118, DSTABLISHED ‘BY JOSEPH PULITZER. The New Peaek Dally Becept Sunder by the Frese Publishing Company, Nos. 88 to AMOUR iitAWertreaaurer Oo Barkow HAW JOSEPH PULITZen, Jr., Beoretary, 63 Park Row, Sayings of Mrs. Solomon. By Helen Rowland t. 1918, by the Pres Publishing Co, (The New York Kvening World), O IF’ what USE, oh, my Daughter—of wha! use is a VOICH to a Married | Woman? Ss at RR Bl See ete sn War, Sorat |S0h Sen Oe et tee ‘The Pvening | For land and the Continent ona tort ‘ie vinted ‘Btates “aid Countries in the ierastonal | and Canada Postal Union. Behold, I say unto my Beloved: ’ “Dearest, how INTERESTING ts the news from 4 Europe this morning! Yea, how exciting fs the Rus sian Situation!” And, without glancing up from his paper, he murmureth: $6.00 /One Year. .60!One Month. MEMBER OF THY ASSOCIATED PRESS, Sree era ee are VOLUME 58... seepmevcccseveeewecccvemessesess NO. 20,604 LEST THE DOUBT GROW. ESIDES its appalling effect apon industry, the wholesale | shut-down order iesued by Fuel Administrator Garfield threatens graver damage. Year . $15.40 1 FUEL JADMINIST ROTOR What are we going to have for break- I say unto my Beloved: “Ob, 1 DO hope they will pass the Federal AmendS \ ' \ | ment! Will it not be wonderful?” | And ho answereth between two smoke rings: “Umhuh! Where are my slippers, my dear?” f | I say unto my Beloved: } Alas! al It threatens to shake the confidence of the American people | otha see now what thou hast done! Nie oh, WHY, wilt thou 11 ti y in the competence of their Government to deal with economic lense ay headtt” SARTRE SE RS Ory ere ta ae \4 lems forced u: it by a state of war, | And he gazeth at me as one coming out of a dream, saying: a pon | “Oh, did I do THAT? I'm sorry! Say, when didst thou send that Besides cutting off their wages, this desperate action of a Tue! Btua Ault OF wile to the eA” ‘Administration that has made a failure of its job fs calculated to) fl the minds of millions of workers with apprehension instead of| pd seh my hss ks Widlah oak eres Sa BR ‘ ; ” “Dost thou not ADORE H. G, Wells? Yea, is he no! ickensesque in i with the ane the country needs there, | style and fascinating in substance? Ob, couldst thou not sit here before 1 From the first, those to whom the nation looks for leadership the fire reading him forever?” ‘ . : . And he stretcheth his arms and stifleth a yawn, answering: in Sab peoeecanon of the war have urged Uninterrupted, thrice- | You tet! Ghali 1 pub andiNer tog on.the fire new? multiplied production. Industry was to be stimulated and encour- | I say unto my Beloved: aged; confidence and prosperity in all directions conserved. | oy ety ni bets beer ora T cannot decide whether) . 7 . it resembleth Gene: ershing’s or Kerensky’s. . Yet in the presence of difficulty, the first cry of dismay, the And he stroketh his chin and emleth, saying: first move to surrender, come from those in command. “Hub! Which show did you want to see to-night, Little One?” ; j When it is a choice between making a supreme effort to move | [eee a. my Beloved bitterly, and he drowneth my volce with his the country’s abundant supplies of coal or starving industry, the official word goes forth: Industry must starve! | Better, a thousand times, the losses and discomforts of de- | moralized yet steadily improving coal distribution than the dis-| maying conviction forced upon the American people that adminis- trators to whom they have delegated the highest powers are shuf- fling incompetents, who find it easier to publish official decrees | of privation than to bestir themselves to insure plenty. This is what comes of putting college presidents, bankers, law: | yers and silversmiths on @ job beyond the rango of their capacity or] experience, There have been many moments In the past week when this fuel starved city would have given much for a Fingy Conners—to go out | and handle more coal in forenoon than all present fuel adminis. | trators put together could get ready to move in a month, | There are plenty of experienced coal men—operators and dealers | —who don’t need to be told what coal is or how to handle it. Why hasn’t the country the first-hand benefit of their expert knowledgo ‘and services in tackling the problem of coal distribution? I reprove my Beloved gently, and he stoppeth my mouth with kisses and biddeth ne merrily to cease “clucking.” I rave and weep, and he fetcheth me the smelling salts and patteth |me on the head, saying: “There, there!” And only when I shut my mouth and refuse to SPEAK doth ho take ine serfously and give heed to what I am THINKING! Verily, verily, a wife's volce {s unto her husband as the burbling of? ! the radiator, the buzzing of the gas logs, the murmur of the waterfalls harmless, necessary “NOISE,” which interrupteth not his train of thought, Her conversation is as the murmur of the tea kettle or the passing of a) | street car—a pleasant, “homelike” sound which he hearcth only sub-con¢ sclously. } Verily, verily, my Daughter, let no one persuade thee to cultivate thy MIND tbat thou mayest be interesting to thy future spouse. For though men may hang upon thy words, though thy middle namo be | ‘ “Wit,” though thou floatest én thy Cleverness Before marriage, thou shalt find thyself, AFTER marrlage, becoming dumb for want of a Listener! Go to! Of what use 1s a Volce toa Married Woman, since no husband ever listeneth unto his own wife save when she ts dead SILENT! | Selah. { What My Parents), ——| Wanted Me to Be #e When Congressman Lever of South Carolina introduced the \ X/ : Food and I'uel Bill, under the provisions of which Fuel Administrator Seven ays to Matrimony i h e J a r r F a m 1 il a Nas 10,-GR 1? of Miafraehide z e 7 Wong: . D, Qarfield has exercised hie extraordinary powers, among purposes of B Nixola Greele -Smith His Karly Interest in Aeronauti Was Fostered by Parents ‘the bill specifically stated were: Pa 1018, by the Press Publishing Go, (The bt A Wrening World), mn Ye Roy Le Mc C ls de AS of the Two Brothers Who Conquered the Air. on O18, by the Press Publishing Co, (The Now York Urening World), To stimulate production. NO. I—THE FLATTERY ROUTE, “ce RS. RANGLE'S not at alljmardi gras or something lke that, 2 agar my brother | short time in the hands of two small ‘ ; quite To clear the channels of distribution. | 1, persons who bolleve that|sure he bas, So tt 1s well to praise well and I am going to run |and to put a Service Flag in the win- [' badd da and I should be interested | boys, but its memory was abiding, . rc cepe ove ce he le | ¢ co 4 ayer Wilbur | man 4g anything more than the |the professor for his biceps and the over to si her a little |dow on account of the new baby, and ton, for my| We began making hellooptershiill . = Prizefighter for his philosophy. Ai} his evening, Jd Mrs, Jurr. }it 1, Nigh sled 0 in selence and inven 5 anaaia a : - Wherein have Dr. Garfield and his forces stimulated produc- slowing sacrifice on the altar | OW tomunate f am tobe placed | wre tie evening,” aa & Girl, might be misleading to father, a poor] creasing sizes until, thinking out | selves too old for such toys, we clergyman W | turned to kite making and kitegfyiny was ordained a] Also, like many other boys, we wer i suse of} enthusiastic on the subject of di- rear es ized | © Wilbur and I mado our own his recogmizee) Witt, home-mude tools and created abilities, had 8] considerable amusement by appeare keemly developed | the on a tandem which we tad inedoe clenen | Out of two old-fashioned high whoels taste for selene) voinccted by & fiftecn-foot gas Dbpe. and mechanies. » We inade and repatred bieyelcs He invented a! for a livelihood, ewrlter, but| The mental atmosphere of our typewr cted tt] NOMe was stiinulating and condusives never perfects {to original work. Our own Mbrar: to his gatisfaction.| of more than ty thousand volam of matrimony are| between wit and beauty,” said a| 30 You will have to stay home this|strangers, Although T will say that warned not to|clumsy courtier, taking his seat be- |¢vening and keep an eye to tho chil- Mrs, Hoozis says that everybody on read thiy article, | teen tho brilliant Mme. do Stael and |dren and the house, for there are #0 the block knew what those Service Vor it, and the | Do stael a Mme, Recamier, many fires this weather, although, | Miags meant in the windows of those , Ne) Do Stael answered, with a dark look, | yi¢} Apes ee eee ‘ articles which|and without possessing either.” with coal as searce as It ha’ » apartments, because it was tenanted follow it, are| A elmilar fate is lik I'm sure it's no wonder people in| by couples too young to have grown based on the as- |#"Y Person who is too | desperation burn thelr houses sons {n the army, and with children | qumpidon that io |Lertanerctaonn swe. S HEMlLARE worn: | down’—— sung enough to bo dependent a0} rrlage the fjob|her brain, The thing on which she | “Gosh! You are a regular sick vis- | that fathers would be in the Fourth} not seek the [Needs to be reassured is the shape of |itor!" grumbled Mr. Jarr. “You were Class in the draft and so be exempt!" | nan, but the | her nose. Similarly the beauty's mir- | out last night to see Mrs, Hoozia’ bod gracious!" cried Mr. Jarr,| woman the Job, ee ae Ree matey about Tee dears “And why shouldn't I, when Mrs.| hen Mrs. Jarr stopped for want of; and thoy purport to show the prin- | will be delighted to hear (hat she has |Hoozls has the sweetest lttle baby | breath, “If you ever suffer from loss tion or cleared the channels of distribution by menacing the greater part of the United States with acute industrial panic and distress? Congress yesterday prepared an answer to that question {n the shape of three resolutions calling for a suspension of the Garfield order. The answer of commerce and industry in New York was collected and presented last night with convincing emphasis by The Evening ar esr tes My mother, «| contained many works which trea World. ol ethods by which the Job is]® Wonderful. sense of humor, All|girl and Mr. Hoozts ts wild about it of speech or loss of memory"*-—— y eat | of ntifle and mechanical devices, pal m YY | 1 bred woman, was the bs . ttained women like to be complimented on | because it's thelr first child and they “My memory’s all right, thank good- college 0 1 | We boys were fond of reading and The answer of sane Americans all over the country is the |" Te te ta vain that you will produce | ‘uel* hands and thelr voic And | married for ten years, and they be-|"esa!” interrupted Mrs. Jarr, “I was| Mathematician in her class. ite) | eaeriy Rovourod ovary book Ghia Ps is in va hat yor i. produce | all men purr audibly when you refer ay SER FORTM ARG SHAE DRs dlp ei ) cnet delight was to encourage er} class, encouraged in both reading and demand that the order be rescinded and that Dr. Garfield and |20U" Larwity clling tho dewii-strus- |to them as men of the world ing the only couple in their apart- ly explaining to you that Mrs. Ran- eh nas Mrctuaicue habits, One of my| experimenting by our parents, gles of stage and the mort his entire academy of coal students be promptly replaced by men |!"*'*,°! goriliag for tie possess . the fatr, *ousession tn the jun of capacity, courage and action. be brief tenure aad never carries’ ¥ It the obligation of support. Many men kno‘ when they are be- | ment house that didn't have a child, &le was sick and IT must stop in at the od hay Jur early in ing flattered. ‘They lke it Just the]and the other tenants presenting | {°rt’s and bring her some flowers--| brothers invented an tinprov Y | toy was reviv samo, And women who have flat- | ty A a but T know tho florist 14 closed, One! press, which he put on tho market.| the experiments of Otto Lillenthal, tered men Into matrimony often make |{"6m with a Service Flag with one must always bring something to the| 4+. sister, Catherine, was & graduate | German inventor who had made foine the mistake of cutting off the supply |8t@t% although tt would have deen | sick.” y and a tescher of | 8¢ essful flights in a gliding ma- s. The present Fuel Administration has cast discredit upon the | primitive woman did not pursue man, as rest in the helicopters i by our reading sf ne Hoon as their fell purpose is} two stars if the little girl had been| “take her a palr of roller skates as| of Goarite Soil ea re Chto. r ae did not plot a noand flatter lachteved. ‘This ts ax brutally eruel Mich is fortunate fo ymbolle of your wish that she will| Latin In tho Dayton achoc Rut until we heard of the death o Government and raised doubt as to the ability of that Government |io bs. we, | in thos days las cutting off suddenly the entive sup. |Crine Which is fortunate for Mrs.) soon he up and out and about n Ve | Hoozis It wasn't, for, say what you I was born tn Dayton, 0. in 18m} dieninal aerial navigation did not ply of @ morphine fiend arr. “Or take h and (ely matrimony ‘Ald ; ur mi rious con= to protect and safeguard the nation’s industry. 1 her own vation of flattery should be gradual | Wil, twins are twice as much trouble mind her of you when | and my interest in flying . an ve nel sideration. | W studied every * food of how and In my opinton It should never be] for, although It is almost impossible | or" to date from the autumn of 187 nel work on the subject we could get There is the gravest danger in letting such doubt grow. roporly Werth bothers ‘cut off altogether: ooula Hever acanage oye a ae 't try to bo sarcantio! cried | Cs ning my father came into the house] and found that in the field of ieviath —_——— vg about and no long arm of the law!) What makes the res aaa hem apart except if you put “Tf you wero calling on|°*"" mnnenie | the were two school 1 : Ree aoe Li dl FS ER Td dy noid Out [different colored ribbons on then, ¢ T suppose you'd take him| With an ome perhy pe hea rin) chine wttention te powak Alt 4 } > Pp rete 4a lump of sugar., What makes the | pecially If they are both little t 1 k or cig 1 | his hands and before my brother 4 nd the second to souring Might, 1 etters From the eopie.\* baa hv arc WHBL In Gate 7A |EERINGE, eae aT Re eee TCE ITS CHAIR GiTth teeing meas [notice that when you come home and|{ eoutd soo what tt waa he tossed It|— Our sympathics were with the l Please Limit communications to 150 words. relay a su (stage so deftly? The anticipation of. dren, no matter what you say! And, | sick you have penn pitting UP wit @! into the alr. Intend of t Ming tot ° ol, hartly from impatience fe Wants Time for Income Tax Levy. |from the supply depot, or perhaps you| whe ba compete! # like molasses B tt although it was a pretty tribute tor {about you of such things!” ground, as we expaoted, tis ing did coatly acinar Te the Kéitor of ‘Ihe Evening World ure put to work digging Intrines, | petition is keen h more files with |the other tenants in the apartinent|,.. 20° “Hd Mr. Jarr. “As the post) flew across the room un wines one knew ay oe The editorial in The Wvening World) “Drafted Man” tater a caso of a | DS as Inevitably i vinegar, and dn this respect men and |to send Mr. and Mra. Hoozis a Ser-|""You may break, you may shatter} the ceiling: Where it eae This | ponyee tie alg: doubt, Sas of the 11th fast. regarding permission | man with grippe being compelica | srandfat ore did nd fies are alike |vico Flag with one star as a fag of FE gs SP year and finally sank to the floor oie | bie extreordingry charm snd eatin to pay income tax in Installments dur- led to} luded young woman who Even the famous recipe for cate ntiats toy known to s ep in heated bari will cling | was a litt THEIR union when the little daugh. | But the scent of the ros ing flight set forth the beauties of T had the| waiting to be pursued gets t ing fish advises Kindness, “Put your ‘ound it still!” ' antevad hich we, with] g, Li aI ek is ; ing the year 1918 is an admirable oD®. | grippo for ten days and had to sleep | ‘ar, ooly in the capacity bridess hook through his mouth and out at|ter came, still, as Mrs, Hoozts says| “well you better on reais on sacs | earicas AL en a saaes inh Eric oataay pow tome Many corporations will find a simon. 1m @ flooriens tent. without any heat, | Mald,t0 Ber more enterprising If Less |ius gHlla and, in 90 doing, use lin as |horself, what with Food Conservation any ‘vase: PTO Cd | een a eget a bat.” It waa a|Wind itself, We bogun our first gild- impossible in the short time given them | 4 t| scrupulous friends though you loved him,” wrote Izaak ber may Mrs, Jarr. 1 hermore <4) inediately dubbec Da A oth hgh Nay of ine: ‘errange for full cash payments of had bo medicine until after a| ‘There are, to be mura, eome girls| Walton And the recommendation |°&Td® and Liberty Bond cards and | Mis Jar Ande | rmore. 1 was) ight form of cork and bamboo cov- Nc We RE eae 4 4 should be week's sickness, I sent to town and|who do not want to be married, at|contains the whole wisdom of the|Red Cross cards in the window, a that 1 shoul me nice 1 with paper, forming two screw nautics merely as a sport, But 9 the heavy tax Involved, an bought Maud medicine, something | east there aro numbers of success. | flattery route to matrimony. | person's house looks decorated for a|tlowars to bring wit nen T call] 4 sposite directions by rub-|we soon found the work so fascinat= , eitowed the privilege of some such eX} wrian tg unknown to army medion | fl, Pusin® WO, WONT | sasen aa Mra, Ranglo, Although I aiways| driven 19 oppor . life thal we were drawn intoilt desuae’ tension as you mention. It 18 @ Very) onesty medical | their jobs : ny man the y are ive a feeling that it doesn’t checr| ber bands, and deeper and spent and less (capes 4 Congreas should likaly to get, cle resolutely onto Wh W. Id P. (ie B fe people to bring them flowers when toy so delleate lasted only al time at our bleyele shop In Dayton, a ha pte eV. TT. ‘Thanks to @ good constitution and | the Job, en or eace Tame Delore. they are ill, it gets them to thinkin +4 eS é gh, oa the Fill All Powerful at Wads- mirine Providenes, T am again tn ne, Shere are also cen too wary | gM PHI last great war has been ; necessitated taxation 80 heavy of of the, ftoral tributes at the funeral in| : . < je C e af ll t io - oug’ Y a “a eo genera istress, os a he ould e. And c ‘ou A ean good health, but not because of any|whom all the soven ways to matric fought, and the nations may | Cause wenetal distress, Most *-| ao not bring flowers, even at times | N ewest AL h Ings In Si clence Detee Bétior of Ihe Vevening Word medical afd from army doctors, | mony have not prevallod now look forward to unid-| tation of grain, Which rondered ?.,, | tis. When everybody should use sugar |, j 4 S umaanc Aavaehed (hua I read an article in your paper| “Drafted Man” has no kick coming|, Admitting this, there are still mil- |terrupted peace.” |tturte so huh in price That hen iet: | sparingly and save Tuls, and huve| ‘The world's largest two direct curs | has, been 1 by Norwegian f led Yap) about the Yaphank soldiers’ treat. |UOMS Of marriages (hat owe their] mis was the hope and tho belief jof thousands of people were constant. | Meatless days and wheatless days and} rent dynamos have been built in Bu- a written by @ disgruntied phank existence entirely to one or the h the te » of th t Coldier and signed “Draited Man"| ent Woe volunteers aro atill in| ane” Ghuttery tee the ce eeYe [proclaimed | from many pulpits in |ly on the verge of starvation, —ai| Keep the, temps © of the room ut] rope, euch with # capacity of about! Connected to a new electric water JN rt d af MAG eer ttc ’ yater Blattery bags tts thousands england 102 years ago, Jan, 18, 1816, |over the country factories and’ Pai ge Bed \ * | 50,000 16-cundle power lamp: | heater that inserted into ter i The letter complained of medical | PPem [ents with no prospects of bet jevery day, Tho’ subtiost ry 4%] when Great Britain, by royal procla-|ceased operations and armica or) Aha yet doesn't waste any coal—still | © our han lacremulalon te enliee the ouneene im Eieiccant, 1 wonder i¢ the writer| ttt ope ‘The Evening World wil |unspoken Te is the scented, silent mation, celebrated 4 general thanks | workmen were thrown out a cnuw Atte, Rangle will burst inte |. To save salesmen labor, a ma amount of work it has to do. thinks that we of Camp Wadsworth| Sve the samo attention to this note! filed with Incense, Thero are women [SviBH, days following the end of the ment, which added to the g teats itt bring flowers-—and yet if. T| has been Invented that will ¢ ek ae . P that it did to “Draft ‘att | hited i wre are WoIneD | Napoleonic Wars. Tess. . ans brag o sareer-s at Rint tt Ge Vixhaustive tests by - eee piyen. batter treatment then the) mS os ee en Som | who can convince men by a look that | After the smoke of Waterloo rolled; While the nations of continental | Uom't Bring flowers, what will she think | it rus from a vile \ chee N ee aut shai (unease men at Yaphank. We have our sick | 2! NFANTRYMAN, | Hannibal was not # 1, NOFl back tt revealed continent given | Wurope relapsed in 1818 into of me? Sick people have nothing ol ohb let kr | water (hut it nousible to obtalk ‘ ; 5 the wu Mark Antony @0 beloved as the on . ‘ s+ (politica) despotism and all at |to do but to think up biting and bitter | ; LN p © obtain call et 7.16 A. M., and get the same - > Dich atte are Inre,” toveves (ore! to desolation, Although Ing- | po! k 1a, Teds th, wid all things to say. SomeUmes T think that Holland is planning supply it-| by distillation still retains # olue dese of @ pill no‘matter what the | 7 tit of me mens Vos Probably more mon an anared by [and Bad auirore Ain toe hay ‘altiingie, | were futbloasly crushed, Gr when. people a k aand feverish At] sel€ with walt by mining rock wait de. | Cnt erate ailment. As mosa te served at the 1 win TAY qincere appre- | being asked to “explain thinga’ than |she had by no means escaped un: {ain became — increasingly — rad Mmulates t imation Se SOT | Pee ctaraund ait lauee 1k enctier Miaviiaabalth pe ao } wame time those who answer sick your recent editortal anticles| by any other process. It may be the|acathed. For twenty years Great |Great labor meetings were held in the | plow pie We fre en our cheek derground sult lakes + [The use of the magnetic pulley to call get no mess. If you are not Wherein you try to brace up the pes whic OF it may be # hockey kame on Britain bad supplied tho Anancial | industriel centres, Sri Blowing, Dut those aro the Usual Bie] a utommatio In. operation, ef ea pacioles OF certain inate the pill 1# administered. If you are !#mities in the air, and ntorsunasay | Pitias ko: tone @ " A participation in ba and | And (t was only after she was well on| jobs at once, and paper of che | industries the other pwpers keep fanning vigor- v Nis ton land and se Was Not UNLIT the 18 way to seo her sick friend, having | os can be used at the same tin . oe ~ { almost dying, but able to stand up, Cywo yy PAP a is Vieees | pentiion Ny with the right reve] When the Box ople were called’ the clouds of finance } nt eicaanal vhat sho thought wax P baat Ged F you are given “ight duty,” which ly rst happenings, doing |erence and admirat won 10 give for poace, (depression begun to lif and, w n pleased at whi wit ; werian Government ig ¢ - Prrgpie ch their best to put our people in a sep | f course, though, a man prefors mon Ke pants eee Denne Oa ; vobunidly complinent, at Mrs] An sute for shipping into the ns to cultivate a world w de oonaists carrying ca beet gloom, o es adeuad to ce to| they scarcely In a than ered EDC 1 extretia “ed the serpent sting in her interior of Siberia through rivers tor I meat, which Is cam oars Hs yw. Ww | QUALes be te not mood, A ‘pational Gebs of 450V4000,000 , ioula loot Waeis lafuence, | susber a ageuplowly Bwoet epeecln, wat eiuply inte Whe Arctic Ocean | usd cxtcnsively exported by Nema Nae ‘ 4 kal