The evening world. Newspaper, December 13, 1917, Page 20

The clisity satorlo, | Bachelor Girl Reflections HEN & man catia you “queen of bie heart,” don’t forget (het ae re ’ Seesnd-Clase te far aa changing ita rulers ta concerned, the average bachelors a) . ont heart te & perfect little Kuseta! ' A t ational pose F a nuite No, dearte, Bolomon never wrote « book om “How " ne s ‘ ’ Win « Woman.” Only tachelors do that; @ married man in aiwaye (oo busy trying oneape from one stop to theorize about ‘ wEMNEK OF THE ANSOCIATED Pahee Tee Aemmisiet Kine is er hue tey Mite he came toe tovntiiontam Of ali nome Aeogawnee Geetined be it ot wn cinerea cits led We the (OUR) AOE Bite the rel O9mE puilianed arete t whom | met two years A rabid and intense pacit VOLUME BB... cc ccsccerreeeee +08 ‘ ago 18 now trying with all his might to get inte te —_ — ———— _ — United States Army. Ob yes, he je attlt a pactfiet—but a as , he knows, at jast, that the only way to get peace t# to THEIR OWN FAULT. Qpuet cease fight for it! a5 F the railroad exceutives cas get it into their niuch perturbed Somehow ¢ man fs never 00 inepired with an exalted devotion We minds that the President is nursing no de ment ownership and that even Governm roads is contemplated only for the period of the war, maybe the country will begin to get the benefit of some of that high order of organizing faculty and administrative ability which may be assumed | to have raised ti iitlemen to the positions they now occupy am) heads of nome of th test rai If in times of peace timy had proved their eapacity for co-opera- | tive effort on occasions when the country’s industry and trade were etranglied by freight tie-ups failure of the roads to work out plins for keeping their cara constant ly at work, there might be more confidence in what these railroad | executives can be counted on to do for the Nation in war. jad plane for Govern t control of the rail truth as when his wife bappens to ask Lim tow she looks in ber sew clothes, * Ob weil, a man MAY be logical! But he will warn « woman against Hatening to the seductive persuasions of getrichquick promoters—and then let the barber persuade him to try a new halr tonic; he will caution | ber against buying a gold brick—and then ask her why she doesn’t econo | Mize by getting her clothes at bargain sales; and he will deliver a philliple jagainet gambling—and then walk calmly out and get married! , systema of the world | You can't gauge a woman's attractions by the number of times has been married, It {s far harder to hold onto one husband, nowada: jthan ft is to get rid of several, by car shortage largely due to the The sort of optimism that Inspires a new recruit to begin studying * German in camp, so that when he reaches Berlin he will be able to order a dinner and flirt intelligently with the first blonde he meets, ts going ¢o be difficult to beat. ’ That it now appears safer to make them work together under, Government direction is in the main their own fault. The best thing | they can do is to buckle to and prove they can learn a lesson as quick Half the thrill which @ bachelor teels in gazing at a beautlfully gowned woman {s adiiration, and the other half {8 consolation at the thought that he doesn’t have to pay her bills. The Jarr Family By Roy L. McCardell Copyright, 1917, by The Press Publishing Co, (The New York Evening World.) MAN may escape going shop- | Sable, and if it is genuine you may A ping in any of the bewildering | well belleve the iace Is too.” big stores most of the year “Sable lace?" asked Mr. Jarr, in the |round, but when it comes toward Innocence of his ignorance. Mra Ji Christmas be is simply forced t [could not help believing he tatked make at least one sacrificial visit. that way just to annoy her, | "Mr. Jarr was veing led dazed and| “Maybe you think it was Baby depressed through the crowded aisles|Irish iace?" she asked scornfully, when Mrs. Jarr clutched his arm and “Of course Baby Irish ts coming | whispered: “There! If you knew what | back.” . ithat cost you'd say something!” Mr. Jarr looked toward a very Ju- Mr. Jarr imagined it would be a] venile shopper with rosy cheeks and OF ¢ ear word, but he made no audible] blue eyes. ee e is Hie ccmethy q i ACES, “Baby Irish 1s some baby!" be de- sai. clared, as any one when they have to +! NO PLACE FOR PUSSY-FOOTERS. UT of the many public expressions of regret at the removal of Jobn J, Dillon from the State Food Board—newly reor- ganized as the Council’ of Farms and Markets—food admin- istrators generally can get one strong hint for their guidance. The John J. Dillon idea of being Commissioner of Foods and Markets was to shut up the desk every little while and go out and do something. It being agreed that cold storage eggs ought to be stamped, the thing, according to his notion, was to stamp them, If a middleman turned out to be @ profiteer the Dillon policy was to tackle him.) Instead of going on year after year pointing out that the food prob- lem could never be solved until the farmer and consumer got together, Dillon took each by the arm and did his best to start the confab, The public saw this peculiarity in Mr. Dillon and liked it. Whatever its defects, the Dillon theory of food regulation was not that the results of such regulation are sufficiently shown in reports und recommendations and need not be looked for in the conditions under which the consumer can actually put his hand on the food he needs or in the amount he has to take out of his pocket to pay for it. oe \ “And to seo some of these women | “Ars a who do not look to be worth five cents I'm not talking of that blond per- buying them, and then talking about ne If you Ff o!" sniffed Mrs. Jarr. ‘ov war time cconomy,| “I am speaking of lace. toot" Eesti on. “Why, yes, to be sure you were,” 4 d Mr, Jarr meekly. Mr. Jarr didn’t have the least Ideal” wrnen don't pretend you do not une @ * remarked Mrs. Jarr in Mr Dillon found a lot of fault with things as they are* Never- j . . what Mrs, Jarre meant at all, but | gorstand me, theless he was neither too timid nor too purely a critic to take off his e ar tl e Ss Ss La n d ] re) Yr d S | < u Cc ] | e t h e \W/ a 1 t r es Ss |finnily suggested that stil ee 4n injured tone. “You men are quick | were buying them for somebody else. | coat and ity to change them enough to notice genuine lace and B Bid D dl | Mrs. Jarr gave him a glance, of| genuine sable when other women ‘de- a Wen, they look like shopfing| sides their own wives wear sach ly. 1de udiey / scorn: "pe: they But ir own wiv He doubtless made a yreat many people uneasy. But food d H | D administrators could make no bigger mistake than to regard their a n e at ess ays things. where th a; ats?” she demanded, “And you ‘ , , s Gorrie iit be tin Prese Puntanian’' Sere 4 are concerned, most men assume> an function #* one that should disturb no one’s tranquillity ° ‘ Beri AO1T cha The Eta. Fane Pee lnee: ee zeny: Ares oe! Wert) ‘can belleve mo that very few women |innocent stupidity so that their own By Sophie Irene Loeb |6¢]T never pays no divydents to be|Then I grow more optimist. ‘Mayt even tf they live out of town, would wives may not expect such things.” Je too capricitious with people| you'd like to meet me at tho bar-| 4, for them.| Here the lady with the sable cola : ’ Pubilshing 4 > : ist other women to shop for them, y 6 collar right, 1017 by ‘The I'ress Publishing Co, (The New York Evening World.) | yeu don't anew, doek Nt" eatd | tenders’ bs ‘; ane ae nuns ee sigh ‘ SI passed quite near then, and Mrs, all and dance a f When out of town women have charg 1 HILE we are Hooverizin th 7 ° . 0 * J t rtunit asl W ig on|the morning (which comes up long Luctle, the Waitress, as the Friendly | drec r " , arr got an opportunity, in the throng HARD ON THE CANDYMAKERS. the wheatless days and moeat-| after the man of the house leaves for Patron sprea lotaah aie ed ae fancy fandangoes with me, hy | accounts In the big city sspee they |of shop’ to examine tt closely, a spread ; apkin, atch the advertisements and order! “Huh!” sho remarked, “It is. 1 HE a leas days and sweeties days,| business) and a great deal of steam) “1 don’t believe It does,” replied the] “You bet I would,’ he replies. Ag mal” Imitation after all, Well, 1 may’ ed are we now to be| from 5 to 7 P. M | Patron dublously. ‘All right,’ I *You' Pipes . be able to afford the genuine, but at li Soaara pt ght, says. ‘You're on. I suppose so,” sald Mr, Jarr bum- whe sacrificed in the] “In the afternoon hours, when! “It sure don't,” she went on. “Just | When you seo me there Just come up| py. : Toast Cam not wearing the sitesi Intersst ot selfien grandmother or mother would be glad | a while ago I got a lesson along that |and say you're the fresh guy what| tee muppoie ect” repented Moe: gi, Th ehent ee keep nMlorae ARE: ea or do necseaaiy nology the very, ne and I guess it will last qne | was In the hash house, and away We'll Jarr, “You know so, Yet I live Ina] “Why don't you say | somethings: z ’ ents are #0 chilly the be Jabe shoots the wind through bis | go. on wel ; vee ‘ asked Mrs. Jarr, “At least you might + ia the question| about the only comfortable place. | trum go. Then we'll see how good you| hig city and I can't afford charge ac- ¥ 6 When I come on duty jure at the step-abou ‘ | wee : say that If you could afford to get mw asked in many| “What many women would lke to! there's a short feller on a stool down Srreapouk att: counts, which ts cheapest after all,| sgbies you would do it, but £ dom't Bee ei “His face grows a bit loss folly.| ¢ n privileges are much) » you would.” leters T have te-|know is, should we pay tho increase | the counter In my sector perusing |'Can't doit; he says | tor a rteret, erpeciaily since the war."| “eu, 1 would, indeed 1 would,” re- ceived on the sub-| for coal if we do not get the benefit} beans, As T go by him I silp on al ‘ ' pee i ed Mr, Jarr, Ject. of it when most needed?” Piri ct vuln acne aay uaa okawed (al ae sounded like hedging to me.| “You can have a charge account If till, If we had plenty of money. oe ‘ A typical one| ‘This ts a serious question, my dear| off his plate onto the floor and 1 do sh says, ‘you're a-skeered to make) you want it,” grumbled Mr, Jarr. don't belleve 1 would get subles,” suid : ; - q Q d ood on your braggydocious, Well, 1| wyyh, Mrs. Jarr. “Lf you have sables you ariledar and Centarereweee from Washington| woman, tn these days of low tempera-ja few fancy Terpsicopian steps try-|inow you'd be, Here you come in|, nat £004, Would that do? Things | Nive to dress in keeping with 738 : 5, ering and suffer-| trejgnts follow ture, when little fairies in the home, |ing to recover my balanice wheel. [this place and make cbcose conerra| Rave to be paid for sooner of later” /and oyerybody should economise thege ing severely. 1¢ eauploys many workers, and, while its products are not| “Much has been written of dealers) as well as grandmothers, are really When I come up smiling merrily this |about a lady waitress and when you replied “Bibs ASE) TAUY AT NAAN BRE ce are doing it," remarked Mr, exactly in the necessity class, it contributes in the main to the satis- | !% #rocertes charming a tow conta ex- | suffering. | sawed-off ono gives @ arin'and shoots |get called. you back up like & oraw.| Tmne of Ohare accounts, t was) sir. “But if the day ever comes fying of tural, healthy and ‘al: . ) ltra for sugar, &c,, but to my knowl-| Not unlike the sugar profiteer or|a few beans at me from pure merri- ying a natural, healthy and almost universal demand, In the) edge tittle has been said or written] the meat men who take advantage of tribution of 7,000,000 pounds of sugar to New York esalers may take the edge off the sugar famine, but it doesn't appear to bring much comfort to the candymakers who have been trying to turn out Christinas supplies with only about one-quarter of the sugar they can usually count on at this season, Because of the pressing needs of other consumers the Govern ment first cut deliveries of sugar to the candy manufacturers by 50 per cent. Then as the general shortage became more pronounced their allotment was again cut in half, Here is an industry which is unquestionabl lather GF ahatever ose little ie, | Hone your artantion to teak filet} when 1 can afford to be wasteful I'l , ment. Mare dre allege Mush on pan wiges | incer—no, maybe It was Belgian. You do tt for s change.’ holiday season particularly those products will be sorely missed, and |of landlords who are squeezing hun-|the war cry, many a landlord has| “Some dancor!’ he says when he's | means Daniacdia Bounle A irisety ch | know, since the war a lot of Belgian) ,j IU would Ue hive’ sabe Bri t8 lacemakers have come to this coun- try or settled In England, and more Helglan lace than ever ts being worn leas days and Wheatless Gaze ty iced relae pquld do eas sugar a heath Filet lace, too, on Georgette or @| auld Oo Wit et cing anywayeat ich crepe do chine shirt waist, But It(had a nice set of sables, It's emay to (hy |! was ber sable scarf. That's genuine economize when you can afford it! \%\ most of all by children, who are the last we should wish to call upon | dreds of ll from tenants for in-| taken advantage of the situation and) fred the charge. : creased efpense and coal, ded lack of coal as a reason for) « Ww 5 4 ne | ell, now, you know and I know | rosemary for remembrance, He jus: oy ; “In most cases little or no repairs | heatless days in the home, espeblally | that such a crack would make old (grins foolish and won't » rule The candy manufacturers see little hope of improvement i ,| ing iy being done, and as for the coal, | those of the poor. es § - se ont say nothing} ; de f nprovement in the |" Se haat Grorsine AnalCE. | Esophagus himselt sore, 801 give him | at all, Ten minutes later, when he| situation even after Christinas. “The wolf is at our doors,” one of |* ene ee Slbisrgy Maggs spate o erhaps it were not unwise for the| one look and cloud up. gets through eating, it comes, , o not Warrant the coal excuse War Co! ea who ave loc Ma pied them decleres. | night d mittee, who are looking to) ‘Like my dancing? I says. “What came?” asked the Friendly | i z jor expense. the prices of food, to go into this| ““Lremendous!' says he. These are stern times, Toss and readjustment in a thousand! , “Mother and children are the suf- matter as well. ‘There can be Hoa Tremendous!’ says he. Patron, | ere ‘ a6 . “phat don't paciticate me none, It] J,uctle took a long breath 0 | fi s, in numerous cases children greater welfare. If, for no othe: ‘Al ath and hest- frm ero coe ur Atty ele fr ata eno ppe fo me sort lok Melted, then ne ase wt don) OY Whom the “Army Vamps ( Sure, the landlords | square in the opticalsand say: ‘I pre-| off that stool and went away setting “By that time his face was Ike iimousine to Ko around and advise ¢ rs to use less sugar and to hay tless days and wheatless days, for aacrifices at Christmas time, and one directions are inevitable, Nevertheless, under the double handicap of war ecomomy and a sugar famine the candy industry is sold, chilly apartment, while! sho ’ ndy industry is| too a cold, n . should be made to assure sufficient Tenet j - one that deserves sympathy and as» much help as can justly be | meters Haine to do her household heat, or else allow for it in gas or ine ye 8 OE ae na : ara Set Ae Were Name ivan It, ¢ duties, Onds living very uncomforta-| in coal accordingly, art Of ans your jad no legs é . 8 Bins Mone, mode of serious BALUE] Til, is es: cauch a-hogiin measure |< reise ee tcett ree cote areola nea ca euens No. 32.--CAMP KEARNY LINDA VISTA, CAL. —————-——— | have developed. as any on the statute a whale of a dancer once upon 4) later, “there's times when us ladies | Lt, 1017, by The Press Publishing Co, (The New York Evening World,) books. Colds | Copy associate tn th v “Mothers have been running ga3 are ponsible for th ume." talks too much, But, speal Wavadh. Litah, Col ‘ ef ie for the areas creel ‘ att ue | Nevada, Utah, Colorado, Arizona sant 1 et ters I rom ¢ h e Pp eop le | stoves from three to five hours and alent pneumonia casi . a ate Whale is right,’ I shoot back, lessons, 1 got mine,’ | By James Cc. Young ee arian, ‘ or c be half-way comforta- most casi —_—_—__——— | ° a e fig! Please limit communications to 150 word. longer daily to a bY 90m most easily transmitted of the more N Oct. 13, 1812, 2} In that same fight before Queens- 5. bie, Af gas ts economical heat, WhY formidable discases, And, besides, | : y . \ onant| toWn Heights, Kearny was captured Vrotitecring Im Droge. Jmecessary for the keep of 4 not make landlords pay the bill? thers is no excuse for ie POae® | How the Pyramids ere ult 1 oe young Lieutenant) 4 reid prisoner until the end of she 1 ae age feel eae ley one a Aten of dons, with: | ormerly @ reasonable amount of 118 lantiord as all auummer to ne- \ of the Thirteenth Afterward he was advanced ay Now that you have done so much | q Riana aa an, an that | vvcum could be had throughout the for his fue, iin dveut and figure up looking at pictures of the pyres (leaning, fom , ne Soar peinte of the| United States In- stages to be a C/lonel, Thebdt to stop tood profiteering, for which | wha pg i ive on | day, Now & few hours of #team im until October, oo an't pave fo walt mids and Sphinx every one has | COMPA Bie irk was he py anald. TN fantry was in the] ginning of hostilities with Mextco the people in general should be truly | away Huns bs erewa . ed, to assure tenants of sutticlont Beit wondered how these great nonu- | roadbods were torn down again, leave) pn/d 0. van of the first]! 2ugit hin the rank Of Brigadie, grateful, will you not turn your atten-| wnat about all th \ 8, | Cheese Better Food inthe winter, and, {urtiermore, arlite| ments could be built tn an age when |ing the pyramid in majestic isolation, GA ON rush againat|cenera! and command of the Army on to the profiteering in drugs|inaye throug ne dogs that rum. | pi Be _parriotiem MISt well be inspired | there was no such thing asa steam! In the case of the Sphynx a simi-; “Y \ Queenstowalseries of A tld mooted . which te getting to be #0 prohibitive | ite aye ey MawaK® pails, &e.t | Than Meat neue prerewe Ind) ; tare |UeFTEK: Discussion upon the point|iar method was employed, | except AL Wi) Heights, Canada, | spate! er icianer (eat be cian ae © says that * “gs DO Nut ts with a ittle " » ce i }where it was humanly pos - ei ' ij 0c } vis that many sick people of limited | only pucy diy ty agi, Cbinton, the ONTRARY to the general belief, Jess on hin vavestint ba tittle nas run through the centuries, An] MEE ut ea atone imagen sible to PN which were! i possession of what ig now "New means have to suffer for want Of! win the orm one Whe choose Is not indigestible, and 8 }as to give up something to con-| Hnglish engineer, after exhaustive iD-tgo fainiliar a part of Egyptian cul- | H strongly held by] ernment and pushed on te Guitceea them. A prescription that formerly :tuiy jaric em uh Of Pervon so ut- Sreording to the Department of Serie ,(e,ealth of the populace—ea-| vestigation, has hit upon what ap-|ture. Many of, these were cut out TOT eee he | cathe treoon ec ea cost 60 cents now costa from $1.50 10[ "1% lcking in appreciating the | agriculture It is the best substitute called upon to bear ti it pat Will Re) pears to be the true explanation, Hig of the solld tek and then moved to Deir srack was beaten deal of hard tighting.. Kearny ‘waa $2, somet !mes $8 or more if there Is 4 qualities of man's closest | gor meat. Recent investigation by the family while the young providers of| °PiBIOns are funPory dby the Ove eee iat o wae & ¢ | forever on the move, and went around and the metbod of back and anothe! | the end when he moving exceptionally arduous, Just!/one was jaunched, Again the Lieu-| throng! Z @ iittle dative in it to allay pain Ouse have gone tothe front, — {dence of ancient ifseriptionsy upop could not Animal Kingdom’? Go gepartment’s experts has shown that é get a dos—any kind Never tn the histo | ARIA Lia AI the line, He was twice A common herb if asked for by its nd Of & dog—and cheese really is more nourishing than haw the he story of the World| tombs and temples, the significance of 4s we see a safe trundled across the) ten som- | Wounded , ; common name will cost about 15| (rh by station how to look upon | cn ‘A pound of good ch hg than has the health of the non-combatants| which has how just become plain sidewalk to-d means of rellons| ‘eB8Rt Was to the fore, His com: | Wuindso in, the Battle of San Pave 5 i Aa Bias prondar ici look upon | moat. F Bod cheese con- heen so Important to the natlon's sUcs | ‘This engineer states that in building and lever, so Jgyptians moved) MAnding officer feil wounded, and | Hrevet of Major Generar ee yee tte cents, butif written as @ prescription re - MT. J. |tains twice the energy found in a/‘ 8 it is at present, ‘Thousands of{a pyramid the Egyptians constructed their statues. When it 1s constdered| signalled te him, The Lieutenant an- | of that action, jeneral as @ reault in medical terms will cost $1, Do you! Woman's View, pound of fowl or round steak, and |{P¢h4ld women and litto children are|an inclined | roadway not think that a halt should be! { ns joing great ; pidhabgrodbyccr practically the samo ratlo obtains the Kar Work in the interest of) which the work bad heac Have read about thet pyramid gre the level that the distance to be travelled | d. As the/ might be a hundred miles or more, taller, the angle of the|the mind refuses to gauge the time, Yo the swered the signal and the officer gave | = The Mexte: M ns in California guy him his sword, saying: "You take|™@¥, Kearny sit proclaimed — himseit c! ' e ible (%) de eference to ‘ote Vhile ete “ Governor anc “i galled on such profiteering, for the) wo read in the Lluis thar cee peek, With reference t the protein in a) While they are willingly doing with |road consiantly grew steeper, and its| labor and pain incidental to satisfy. | command | then PeLuraed: hecriet ee Ap anaes fake of suffering humanity? = FB. oy ide wan g Le pound of fowl or bdm us against aj! y fpad, (hat our soldiers might be|length greater. By the tine the apex ing the vanity of Egyptian kings.) and so it Teetiy vatts | instructions fro: eA Ay Mexivo on, Big to Feed Dogs, de was good. And he made pound of cheese. ed, there 18 no reason in the world |of & large pyramid had ben reached, ‘There were almost as many slave joarny Was that Stephen Watts| Oo eenor of Vera Ceenngton, Hh) way everything, Perhaps the party who! More than 90 per cent. of this pro- why they should do without heat, this roadway taust have been of con-|drivers as there wero slaves, and fearny got his chance. Now the! Gity in 1848. ruz and of Mexicg which will do soldiers no good. There he contract ed tein In cheose ls digestible, and the) The stingy landlord might well look h caused his deat camp at Linda| Gen, Kearny belonged te ini Po the Editor & The Eveuing World: writes “The only, good dog is a dead \ lo length, perhaps a half mile. neither tine, toll nor agony counted, Government bas given this leader's | fever whic “J, T. M.” in his article shows him. | Oe’ could not see much use in a this roadway passed all the ma-|In such manner did Egypt erect tts name to the army | aman e it of r is available | {nto this as the one A 7 ed in building * vhich were to end "4 2 that early’) stamens ‘a4 sparrow except a dead one. t Gog same asmoun' ey 18 available means of doing|tertal required in building the pyra-; monuments, W » Were to ure Cr neratic s arly) | self some etatisticlan—nit, 1 . Te the apartOW ee And eit cae fang, Poasting | sald to make st even| Me Dit! and if he docsn't, then our|mid, hauled by slaves and pack) untit little of Egypt is left, except red Whore the 4 Division| neva) afi Am “lean soldierg ures OD OR enurimnvus sum us vuing without his notice, MRS. J. W. a. egater of digestion. lawmakers might weil look to this janimals. the sands. which cover its’ ancient !% !n process of mobilization, This 18| very sound {dea a rst principle tng : ‘important issue, Not only one, but four auch roads, ‘civilization. made up of soldiegg trom California jron was bot, * °t king while te