The evening world. Newspaper, November 24, 1917, Page 10

- About Plays and Players By BIDE DUDLEY nn Hhabert announes wm piece, wilt Hively open at the Miymouth T ‘ Monday = evening John §=Charive Thomas, whose torent hed t 804 way, i* recovering, and an Young singer has been enanged bo toy “re place of Meth Liydy, #0 left the cast abrupt The new member of the company |e Carolye Thomeon, who piayed the le ro ie “Adele” in tendon Mim ie # Westerner who haw never sung on Broadway. pina TRUTHFUL BILL! ta printed collection about “Mine 191 editors wa foll re as truthful @ make them, after a # epent in an earnest © out the truth where found. There you are— make your own Jokes! HITCHY AT THE COCO. Until he has to leave town with “Hitehy Koo,” Raymond Hitchcock will be a feature of the entertain ment at the Cocoanut Grove, atop tne © rrounded by | vor it may be | BY WAY OF DIVERSION. | Bald Bilas McGuggin, in Peo- weeple’s store: “The women don't care for their birthdays no more. It’ those who've passed thirty I'm talk- ing about. They seem to prefer just, to cut birthdays out. To-day I went home and I says to our Sue: ‘My Gear, it's your birthday, Best wishes | to you!’ She turned and she eays,| noting turriblo cool: ‘Just keep your | best wishes, Don't act like « fool.’ | Now, Sue's thirty-three and it makes the girl sore. She tells everybody she's just twenty-four, She's crazy,! 1 think. Gosh, I'm sixty. Now why| should I say I'm younger and thus tell a Het Old Grandpa MoGee | wave a couple of sneers. Said he: | You been sixty for eight or nine} ’ Said Silas: ‘Be quiet, you) feeble old frog!’ And as ho went out | Silas, kicked at a dog.” DAVE'’S HEART BROKEN. \ writes Dave Eisman, the _ poet-belihop, “maybe you thought I could not have the mis- fortune of any girl falling in love with me. Well, it's terrible, but true.” Then he elips us the following heart- | aston original rhyme; SORES SHEE mew See re HE DO! ESN'T RIDE. | Gomebody asked Tommy Mohr of the Hippodrome's force of ticket men | te £e, horweback riding yesterday, jot me!” replied Tommy. “I was cured out in Denver when I once saw ‘Stan Murphy, the song writer, \acklo a nag. He mounted the horne | and it ran away with him. Half aj bieck away it bit an iron pole and killed tteelf. It cost Stanley #40 for the horse and $10 to have it carted away. That was when I swore off.” SHE'LL STUDY NORWORTH. Elsie Janis intends to watch Jack Norworth at the National Emergency Relief Society's entertainment at the Hippodrome to-morrow night in order | to prepare an imitation of him. Mary Bruce-Brown, a Scotch prima donna, will make ber New York debut, Another volunteer is Mme. Lillian Breton, dramatic soprano, The there'll be Van & Schenck, Savoy Brennan and thirty other good ones. Gossip. Barry Fox has been engaged for Plisabeth Marbury’s musical produc- ton, “Girl o' Mine.” Anna Orr bas been signed up by Hitehcock & Goetz for a role in “Once in June.” Murdock Pemberton ts to quit the Hippodrome press department, He has joined the navy. Sum Blalr will open ono “Mary's Ankie” company in Perth Aintoy Monday and another in Trenton De Wolf Hopper of “Tho Passing Show of 1917," {s sporting a new vane, the gift of the Mayor of Toronto. Adele Vaughn of the Wasnington Square Players will go to Albany to. night to appear in a Red Cro@s pag- eant_ to-morrow. “What's Your Husband Doing? will bo played at Plattaburg to-nios row for the soldiers. Because so many children attend the matinees of “Cheer Up" Char Dillingham bas decided to permit n more smoking in the Hippodtrome balconies and galleries afternoons. ANSWERS TO INQUIRIES. Bpier—Gee B A. Weil, Fulton Thea- ive Building. B. H. B—Lou Burne was never in "Chin Chin.” Kane—You'd best write Mise Mor. | timer and ask h | COMIC PAGE S'MATTER, POP?" Did You Doussnur nce WH Did You Decide ANYTHING owourdn7| hire “TH ar ) focAah Ah eden Mende WT reas manmnite FT He JOE'S CAR ae Pemtaina Te TT HINK ILL CALL HIM UP a FIND our How muctl —— LISTEN “TO ve Hs BLANCHE SE E IF THES DON'T Sound Gee ep!| , RUMBLE RcapslER | IN FINE CONDITION , dust OVERHAULED , SLIP- COVERS AND EXTRA SHOE.” SWES HIS PHONE “oo! Goob way “TO FIND OUT. THE BIG LITTLE FAMILY SAY, Luke!x Notice IN| SS *LoST AN’ FOUND COLUMN’ HeRe “THAT You ARE Pico. Reward ) For “WHat MUTT (oF A Doe THATS RIGHT MAN Aue — WoTS Come OVER You 7 X THOUGHT Nou HATED “TH LiL’ X DID (To PLEASE TH WIFF) TH PUP was. ¥ T_HeRS Y'know! GRINDSTONE GEORGE Copyrians, 1917, Frew Publiing Oo UNV Evening Wort Evening World Daily Magazine It Was an “ After-Thought!" a | | Since) wl ens | The Sale Is “ Fixed” Too! HCLLO — Is “Tais 643-m 2 — 1S MR. RADCLIFFE “THERE? ee eee | NO, HE Just WENT UW L “TOWN “io GET SOMETHING cee ON CUR CAR — | THERE ANY MES tr) |. WELL “£ MUST GAY S'AWFULLY Goob AN’ . GENEROUS OF You “LUKE } @UCH A REWARD WILL BE SURE To BRING —,_Him BACK! ( / SOFT FOR ME JOE'S GONNA att A USED CARH ey / WELL SEE EACH CHER OFTENER. “TWINK OF THE REPAIRS ON A By Bud Counihan 1%, Peene Vvbliahing Cn (NY. Beaning Were WONT “STE vet : | strangers, to their homes for the ‘Cyaan Canedics A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY, Martin Bennett of Kansas City, at racted a lot of attention at the Home Hotel, Lamar, Mo., recently by eating with his fork, FOOLIGHMENT. ven be And nie The wine would FROM THE CHESTNUT TR “Broadway has a secret.” “What ts it?" ‘They're keeping It dark.” a HURT Hi8 PRIDE. “1 offered an ex-convict a Job yeater- day hauling bricks,” ‘Welt “You should hi look he gave mo," at waa the matter with him?’ it soeme that he deen ue ine, Pres ide; f the eile ate volud and had achieved aren the pained poet: By Alma Woodward THE RIGHT HARDWARE Late afternoon technic and do ‘em B (caustically)—1 guess srandad| dinner—and if you don't Jaugh you don’t eat—how about {t?| ¢¢7THEY'S al s Ww rome on—wano's going to put world, ain't th us through our course of spruts jn cto, barn ? golng to run UP] gives t comfort destroyers in | and unless we em with familiar | Conrralit, 1917. by the Press P: thought of those gone-t ten eats'll haunt me for m etting-up exer- that although uous ctaee all by his loneso over, grabe him by vanke him to his feet.) Say—quit that! What do you want to do—encourage our oMcers to x! | @Purte of that a day instead of one? B (meckiy)—I was only working up (They are all lost in thought, silent for an instant.) It won't seem Ike the collar and | (interrupting suddenly) — Lister, Ive been thinking. and Impressive A (matter-of-tactly) In those swe Thanksgiving lovely moss of stewed tomatoes and ail Joined together, | mashed potatoes, ross and | that I—~ Forks by the assorted sizes, the pound, spoons ty blamed little food (ooking worried vited anywhere, Al ing wll the Joy out of Thanks« worrying over how sad t © (ohrily)—Working up an Bince when do you I never saw you fi the oyster fork! ltwo common th eo of Stowart Murp right outside Bos: He wrote and said he pe snow #0 we could go out on run. ners and chop 40Wn a coup: ly won't be | before dinner, Say, Jsn't it dandy of care | military That combina fash lashed to the mas! {sn't_ mannera—nothing | le of trees mauled tn 1 ts we won't cramp their sty ne at Thankegiving-some gu B s oraathing a deep sigh of reliet)—~| Ob boy—rhat you have done to my '—Birming- | Geo, think of the thin, j peta: And I just know I na: rising END Gewenies gees we - + © (reminiscently)—It'll seem funny menting: get of bis regular Thanksgiving Kx ficnaircnaen tater © T ycile the Waitress By Bide Dudley wralit, 1017, by the Vrese P Kin pies mussin’ up your ears” ey And the least | ‘Thanksglving since | was born—and table | the folks laugh at it just the sam Y 2 waitre remeniber Die family boars a ¢ a table knife Is no re jaticn to a bayonet unter, grim derision) ~Hear \ uquation to me about It > (not fazed by thelr scorn)—I've| he's got a cure for the been thinking what's the use of tak-| «sristen, lady!’ he says ing by ig * * know apybody who salad’s | going to be when you attuck ir with |and can't cut it ont?! In the name of mili-| “Right away I tactics we can got a With | gone ecome J | fodder offensive we simply explain its Tut, tutl’ 2 ea) mastication a la mode--and| about the infirmitaries of others? | ""r want to help ‘em, be says, ‘ls a bone doctor,’ |‘this Nte lady doesn't want to burt She wants to do ah ow York Evening World.) ot head enough,’ saris Jimmy, ow this bottle of my cure,’ says taking a bottle out of hits nake you despise booze.” 't you take @ pull at it Hl kinds of bugs in the | © I've made a faux past, so I said Im-| just sa » how many bones do your drunken cure" costs about a dollar Patron took bis seat at thi On, it hag already cured me,’ ‘ Do you know who the last man T bought @ drink for last: you are,” he repiled. ‘They was one in here to-day,” went on, “He was a bug on drin because I want to rid thts mun- sar of Inebrietism.’ | “Settin’ next to him is Jimmy Celey, ing. First thing be docs ts to get) 4 chauffeur, and Jimmy's got a hang- ‘Jimmy,' } says, ‘this gentle- man's got a cure for booze, Are you ‘Do you looking for @ booze-doctor this morn- rinks too much “The cure man saya h and Jimmy hollers —over in Hooligan's pla ‘The imputation was Jimmy knowed his man, The 1 ¥ ler looks foolish, sltps hy tt cket and goes ou what do you know about that wasn't he?” said He tells me | over on, habit » he's got some y with “replied Lueile, nd then she addedt I wisht you i pot a cure for tt t bad I'm going to iy to some apothecartus dru iat to on the market and if hoy, Lucile will aure quit t house and wear diamonds," "And T hate the I'l) egg them on enefactress to the race of humanity. to be bis horrible example? | "Well, T says, ‘that’s kind of you, What are you, anyway, a osteopath they are simply tae “He gives a laugh. ‘A osteopath,’ t like your dosinuations, netther.’ “‘My dear sir, says the cure man,