The evening world. Newspaper, October 29, 1917, Page 16

Tee Pa Joe! on soe! ‘About Plays and Players a, GOSH = ALL (T Taves 1S A SIMPLE LITTLE TuRN! AND CRANK “THIS te \F THEY’) TRY! 1 THouGut You OHN CORT 1s getting ready to | CAR ~ “THE CLO - 3 Twouawt You present another musical com- STAVTER'S DEAD. PAID ANY D} edy, the name of which has not ; iy yet been announced. It is an elabor- ated version of a vaudeville sketob known a6 “The Bride Shop,” which has been very successful for several years. Mme. de Greasac and Edward Paniton have biG at Ud lyrics. The pisce wi tf Gesne Theatre, Fitteburgh, in two i Mr. Gort intenas to install It im @he Cort Theatre here later, : OUR NEW SERIAL. | ent bas obtained @| | eortes of interesting articles by Loney Haskell, entitled “Old-Time Actors 1 } Never Knew.” The firet contribution ‘ ' “ er eee (My B. Lovey Haskell.) ; | tt foveph Jefferson was a man I never inne and, while I never saw him act, L now he was @ talented fellow. At ; the Friars’ Club they have a show Dill eaying that he played in “Itip Van ‘Winkle"—not the song, but the play. It must have been great, but Mr. Jef- ferson, 1 understand, appeared in other plays and was fine. My next article will concern the elder Holland, I have @ touch of lumbago to-day, used by getting my fect wet, al- I don’t see what the feet havo 6c bo do with the back. BY WAY OF DIVERSION. @aid Silas McGuggin, in Peewee- ple’e store: “My wife, now and then, gets me turrible sore, Since sugars been scarce 1 have done all 1 could te cut the consumption, as any man would, One lump for my coffee | al- ways make do. My wife will say ‘Finel’ and then siip herself two, while Susan, my daughter, has praises for me, but her cup of coffee Ay o we three. To-day I complained. fared ae ten, you two! You cut down on sugar like other folks do, I'm careful to do it, but you women ain't. Now do as I've told you you've heard my complaint.’ My wife scoffed @ bit and she reached for the bowl and, just tobe mean, stuck her hand in the hole. Five big lumps of sugar went into her tea. ‘I'll show you who's running this household,’ aye she. Now, fellers,” said Bilas, “I'm here for advice, You've heard how my wife can refuse to be nice. She won't do her bit. Gee, it makes me #0 blue! Come on, boys, now tell me Just what I shall do.” “Well, Silas,” aid Grandpa McGee, speaking low, “the lady is wrong, as both you and me know, but since you are askin’ us| what should be done, I'll make the suggestion you carry a gun. You now in the past she has whipped you bo pl idee wome of these days t you to sleep.” Old Silas out feeling sore at the bunch, Said Grandpa: "Si's angry—at least, that’s my hun: GATTI-CAS8A WRITES. Gatti-Casazza, Director of the Metropolitan Opera Company, saw “Chu Chin Chow" last week and wrote Gest about it as follows: “It is truly a beautiful spectacle, rich in color, spirited and full of ac- tion, charming in its fantasy, a de- light to eye and ear.” ——— me | Gossip. | Muaette, dancing violinist, witi join the “Midnight Frolic” to-night 4 professional matinee of “Romance and Arabella” will be given at the Harris to-morrow. Charies Dillingham has opened two additional box vifices at the Hippo- drome because of the new theatre war tax. Extra matinees of “Polly With a Past" will be given at the Belasco on Nov. 13, 20 and 27. Eulott, Comstock & Gesi will pro- duce next month “Papa,” a comedy by Zoe Akins. It is in three acts. “Broken Threads" will begin Its en- gagement at the Fulton to-morrow Rigat, instead of to-night | Playhouse modeled after tho | Grand Guignol of Paris will be estab- Hahed in New York before the season ‘Ned A. Sparks of “Nothing but the Truth,” on tour, writes he is looking for @ play for bimpeit. SWEARING WONT START iT! THE “he MILKMAN =RUN OUT AN’ Ger ME A QUART OF Nou PROMOTE Him CALLIN’ wr MILK ¢ Do You tHinn) THAT CANDY Wik LAST You A permanent studio is to be erected at Hoquiam, Wash., for the use of George Beban and other Paramount stars. Linooln J. Carter, designer of the spectecular effects at the Winter Garden, wants to do camouflage work for tee Government. AT SUNRIGE FOR YOU! j Mrs. Rambler of the Greenpoint Home News is cutting up again, She is sure Noah was a resident of New Jermey because he was a new ark man, ANSWER TO INQUIRIES. B.—Write to Martin Samp- ter, Friars Club, C. F—Henry W. Savage ia in the Cohan & Harris Theatre Building. | A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. Joe Barlow, t iKiest man in Hackensack, w ut of the Penn. | Bening World Daily Magazine 1) JOE'S CAR Joe Could Start It—But He Couldn't Finish! IF You'Lt. wart HERE PATIENTLY A minuTE — {LLGET IT stanteD Mt! 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