The evening world. Newspaper, September 5, 1917, Page 14

+ COMIC PAGE Fveping World Daily \agazine Wednesday, Septem*er 5, 1917 - - — II i ee — —— ~ ——- _ Pn 7 “4 ————— SMATTER Por Whose “ Handful” Wasn't Specilied! About Plays | a nme wii j — , ont TAK ’ UN@E CY Wiss : : TS t and Player “ a. YA PLEA THE Gry hy HIDE DUDLEY tile es me” HANDRUs { -) te’ e ( or "PRANYUT®S (Out OF ‘THiS BAG Nu | ‘7 7 Gas. | : “ ' ) es, % rT i y wat-) jon . ‘ : . A NEW MORTON PLAY ba . . * p dealing with the Advertising Is Sometimes Necessary for Protection! By Clifton Meek ; re Me ' ‘ * Ma BY WAY OF DIVERSION wants to bu » Joyous sigh about him and be price and ev'ryt house that night ts mother says they food w stomach fui that life's comp As long as father’s « « working we're all right, but should dyspepsia it likewise good pight!! FERNANDEZ TO HELP, ‘ernandes is k of ne ni programmes for the Army Athle Fund Show at the Hippodrome day evening, Sept. 16. She will be as mated by a se lot of beautiful | actresses, be announced | later. Mis: an expert in handling » and she and the bevy of girls she chooses to help her are invariably a big feature of the show. Evideytly Jasper Is Strong for “Armed Neutrality.” ee NoZiR? AW Doan’ —— Fa ALRIGHT Boed { CLAM No' der ‘la ahead ACOEE LS DUTIES, — — y ( But xm me wr) { B0S3 —AW AINT BEEN ~ ———$____—_—, “THINK “G0 Bossi Pars ectotary of War, sare Teint Nes eteve” Youu wave ON Me Feet erg et eet allie vical Adios dN a ert haa become a member of the Commis- 7D FILL IN AS” NIGHT | (HENS Nou © a SAY! AINT You GOIN’ TO G sion on Training Camp Activities and \NATCHMAN" “TD=NU GAT / SASPER'—Wor BYe 4 c af wo) Will assist in providing soldiers with “Sparen” HAVDA Go -TS MEAN BY LINING “= CO , TH “PACIFIST MEETIN entertainment at tho Various training DPACIEVOT MEBTIN') idee ot emnesp? | L d), ATO-NIGHT AS W'TOLE x pos’ ¢ < o " U , — IN HIS NEIGHBORHOSD # } mare pabeirnres ~e Me “'wut Goin’ % WHAT STARTED IT. - H. Robert Law, the scenio artist, ‘was walking along Tenth Avenue tue other night when he heard a raggad Mttle urchin say to a woman sittiag on a doorstep: “Does yer husband work in a tin store, Mrs. Meoley?” “No,” she replied. “Why do you} . “I thought he did,” came from the | boy, “because my father said he was @| panhandler.” And that was where the trouble be- wan. MAY ROBSON TO STAR. Augustus .Pitou has signed a con- tract to manage May Robson in a new comedy by Anna Nichols entitled | “A Little Bit Old-Fashioned.” Miss Robson will go on tour Oct. 15, | DDY SAYS O'HARA TELLS IT. Jerome H. Eddy says Fiske O'Hara @ays he knew a man who was fll and Was pessimistic about his condition, | “Don't worry, my boy,” said bis doctor. “I once had the same sort of an illness and I'm Some of the WHAT WAS THE ANSWER? | “You know, we arians) to ask gn important question first ane] A COUNTRY vicar advertised for | here, and if 1 engage you I should like|Do you reckon beer a vegetable?" — MANY HAPPY RETURNS OH BLANCHE: MANY HAPPY RETURN 4n “Ineligible” to make himself | you to conform to our rules, Could | Tit-Bits, OF THE DAY Sloe! A NEW “This \s “Too MUCH t Ss WHY GLADYS — FATHER! A PAIR OF | ‘| (mM OVERCOME — ! “TIRES FoR “THE FRONT useful, &c., In his grounds and| you?" nye ER FoR” ‘ garden, A likely candidate turned up| ‘The applicant entered into a brown OVERWORKED. BUMPER FoR THE CAR! o : ; —y— bis and, after being questioned upon sev-| study, and then at last he replied: N old guide at Yellowstone Park erences Fer 4 WHEELS: pence : ¥ been added to eral points, the vicar sad to him | “L think #0, sir; but £ should lke A was minus the first rot ) é ——— | Mis eight hand, An inqutsi- © tourist noticed this and became urious, | ‘How did you lose your finger my | by Messrs. 1 ts for the new Century show W. Mayne Lynton of “The Man Who Came Bs 20d man?” she asked. “Well,” he replied slowly, “I've been | 1 guide in this park for twenty-five | years and I jist naturally wore that | \ finger off pointing. out places of in- | terest to the tourists.”"—The Lamb, dibs He FAIR ENOUGH! ] HE hostess summoned one of her jp guests to the lawn to his luck with the new nm, and} said: “You must hold this silver dol- | lar in your left hand, look at the ew mooh over your right shoulder, make a wish and it will come true.” thing was very quickly ¢« the party. I leuves the cust this | me a Lieutenant in the} night there will be fa- king knitting material at the Harris Theatre, where “Day- break” is the bill | Vaudeville concerts will be resumed } at the Columbia beginning next Sun- | bea will furnish the KAISER \ BILL RAIDED | TH GOOSE \ PEN, AND =| SLIPPEDA BIRD INTH BACK \ \ day. Feiber & talent Gustave Ferr fea from Lon be musical cond THF, Press Publioning Co TN Y Evening World.) MANY HAPPY RETURNS DAD! WHERE'S AN ORDER FOR_A COAT OF VARNISH ON THE CAR and the f the wish had been 1, upon being informed that had, she remarked: “Where | 4 OF HIS COAT! sked is my fiver dollar ‘Oh! replied the guest, “I wished that I might keep the silver dollar, and it came true Harper's ACK IT FOR wi \ MEANT IT FOR HIM Bireet Th Alien D plan Bing to pr ew f » wi lays called “O'Leary, V. | Kh H' was fond of playing jokes on Bophve Parr 1 vis wife, and th Gaond Huts What VACK | uM nd this time he eee yu fhe 10. he had a winne ¥esterd 1 - | : | “My dear," he sd aid, as they sat at erty” so ‘ " y ; supper, “I just heard such a ead ae | story of a-young girl t ‘They | A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY thought she was going blind, and s0| Al Sav has & surgeon operated on hor, and Rambler | found Home Nev | “Yes?” gasped the wife breaths} | “That. she'd got a young ina ak wa; 5 fé her evo!" ended the husband with «| [VHERE HE COMES BUT (TS Joes 2 BUT LisTEN : ) : nN ehuehh ele | - y BiRTDAY AN rg (ANT AT SOME 5 CARR The ‘ ence, | (mM ANS LITLE \ a \ mistaxe ? / - a We Ril i sri “vl Ver \ pee Phis stove wil Cut out the picture on all four sides, Then carefully fold dotted line 1 its sort « 1 Ae Bites \ Week * » twe and save entire length. Then dotted line 2, Sold each section underneath accurately, | *!'" ! When completed turn ever and you'll find a surprising reaubey