The evening world. Newspaper, August 31, 1917, Page 14

Nesebentoon LE: Sanre 5 was permit! oo In the moles he lost his mon- hype /* atrical mag ate, was wined and dined About Plays and Players By BIDE DUDLEY YING produ ee } Hine) & Woods, whe offered (vem a tthe Hepublic inst erasor Brida! Night evers tee age Mr. Woods comminn ue Behen, FG. Wedenoure cod Joan Gebwarts to furpied the bois © 6 Bw ical pirce, Necwnly Mi vote OUBGerted 10 the Holiys (he! | rt rough wiih veudoriic 4 prepare for the new mura! ©. The We une pike the ¥ and i was th a ose unger- of other ma én, to 8 Boud offer, but t Hitenouck @ Gowls » think put 4 punch in bis con) ersa tally, somebody told ele thal Bam Mer die Foy might be und & Goetz management won bain, ever, says noilber Hitchcock nor | iam yol. bdo w idven to talk. IN THE BIG SHOW. Raymond Hitchcock, by the way, has agreed to be announce: ume Army Athietic Fund's bg show at the Hippodrome Sunday ning, | Hept. 16. Not only will he une | audience what to expect from time to time, but, with the able assistance of Leon Errol, he will furnish @ bit of) “Hitehy Koo” for the edification of the assemblage. Mr. Hitchcock has a cold now and may have it on the 16h. | But never mind! He has a terribly | funny sneeze. MATHEWS IN A MIX-UP. ‘9 all right,” replied the ex- et it from me, lad, ; followed and Mr ted to make his BY WAY OF DIVERSION. ‘Come on, let's look life in the face; let's rip it all apart! You're born, you li while and for Eternity you #art. The years may number ninety- ine since life for you did dawn. Lut years are merely bits of time. They're nothing when they're gone. A man's @ man, but when he's dead he isn’ even that. He's ju common piece lay as is the dog or cat. day. A yet it seems to me there's just one thipe you ought to do if you would n if in mani rand old bonest time aad the reat. | ml » SHE'S NO FARMERESS. Mabe! Taliaferro has a small farm near Long Beach. When she ap- peared at the Metro studios yester- day to do several scenes for a new film, “Draft No. $8," William Christy Cabanne, the director, asked her about her country place. | “Doing any intensive farming?” said he. Miss Taliaferro yawned. “No,” she) yeplied, “but I'm doing a lot of inten- | sive ing.” GOSSIP. «The Nash twins, Alico and Edna, wil) be in "The Red Clock.” John D. Williams has ongaged Vio- | let Kemble Cooper for the Drew-li- Mngton company Charles Brown ts to be company | manager for Leo Ditriehstein in his) new play. | Henry Miller has 1 at “Daddy Long- | Legs” into rehearsal It will open Bept. 10 at Calais, Me. ! ‘Thomas E. Shea, who ts to star this | nm in “Common Clay,” will open | . 10 in Philadelphia. Dave Posner | will manage the company. | Charles Purcell of “Maytime” has | bought 2 home at Flatbush and ts weriously considering the purchase of | @ muley cow \ Joe Vion is telling of a vaudeville performer who had a dozen teeth pulled in order to avoid military ser vice and Was then exempied because of flat feet. Hugh J. Ward, the Austratian the- | at the National Vaudeville Artists’ Club last nieht ter of ceremonies. ANSWERS TO INQUIRIES. Powere—New Amsterdam Theatre. | B: K. B—-We caynot judge your song's value for you, A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. | ‘When it was suggested to a Bronx man that his wife was very active! gocially, he replied that ahe was in- eed a great Socialist. eoosiaitiat ENT. Sen ee FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. ,. “Strange about that tl ’ “What was that?” ma! Hie took a cup and ar,” Bert Levy was mas- ''S' MATTER, POP?T’ —_——___—__- - — WHY Do Yeu Gaze 30 Tc 407 7 wis Puery tcora t At MY Dowd! Tar ses® one 4 Tau d r o* 4 > Gomethine ) Con —~ = OLD GRIND: “OLE DAME RUMOR HAS {T-THAT You AN TH WIFE ARE ON “TH OUTS" FoR am 2 FAR 1 ZAT RIGHT é J § . VY” % — . % & ~o—* ONE GEORGE Sete S Toa Bavt, {BUT DAWGONCT TD CANT UNDERSTAND WHY Conti. UKE You “Wo © COUPLE » Have GEPERATED | BHOULD \Goon f coat 6 ¢ é SAM HENRY # SUCH A WELL MATED < i Boo-Hoo! “TWA OWIN' “TO TH" BASYS" PER } Baers ‘Cumrtight.tvit, Prem Pubiening Co, (, ¥. ening Wor'd), It's Lucky Doug nuts “Over the Fence Is ‘Ouch'!" Temper? ? Wot Dye MeAN Have Holes in ‘Em! are } \sacord 1, L~n- | Amt ALtowsD ) For ANY ‘ Toas« i ~ -g-—~ onire! SNF! WELL Y'See Priday, a a “AND NATU@ALLY WE CouLDNT AGREE AD “TO WHICH ONE OF US “TH BABY “Took Aagust 1017 By M. Payne 7 “LEARN TO SAY ‘vee’" Some_of the Day's Good Stories |@ulde through the house that he OUNG Canfield was a household) Might give an estimate for redecora- decorator and one day he was called to the country home of an eccentric man, father of a large family of daughters, and interest! tion, His attention was caught by @ motto, framed and prominently dis- yed over the door of the room of girl, which read: earn to say ‘yes.’ "* Would you A PLOT— DO YOUR DUTY Cut out the picture on all four sides. Then carefull: | Ite entire length, Then dotted/ti "F ni accurately, When complet: D Sew w“s FaniunrnntWy7 iS A \ Se WKSY WOT PUA ' ©, |nerver, "I wouldn't like to have peo |ine."Indianapolis Star, young man, “ motto means?” “Oh,” explained the young woman, with @ blush, “that’s oné of father's ideas. There are ten of us girls, you know!"—San Francisco Star, —_—_—_—_—S CONTRADICTORY, 66QXOCIETY,” oald the plumber, “Is surely @ wonderful inst!- Hing me what that tution." “What's wonderful about it? the thin carpenter demanded. “Manners and customs.” “What do you know about man- ners?” “I was thinking about the Umsons.” | “What about the Umsons?” “I heard a friend ask Usually dressed for dinner. ft Be talked with Ls ala?” » and I remember disti: he told me he preferred hie meats without , q town Telegram, ‘7eesing.”—Youngs- _—— JUVENILE Loaic, lr was at a private entertainment, and a lady had just risen from the plane. “Would you like to be able to sing| and play as I do, dear?” she queried of a Httle fifteen-year-old miss. ‘No, ma’ain," was the unaxpected reply. “And why not?" asked the lady. — | * explained the smuui ob ple say such horrid things abeut! — WHY LOOK? RS. JENKINS, « regular visitor M in the doctor's consulting room, started on the long story of her troubles, The doctor endured it patiently and gave her anctlier bottle, At last she started out, and the doo- tor was congratulating himself, when she stopped and med “Why, doctor, you didn't look to see if my tongue was coated!” replied nee 2 and 3. Fold each you'll find “T-kndw it isn't,” weart: the medical man, “You don't find g33 on & race track,"—Kpworth | Joe’s Car See If You Can Pick Joe Out of the Crowd! TL SuPPose IF THEY DELWERED “THey'D Soak ME MORE! SAY.ED- How ABOUT A LITTLE GOLLUF TomoRROW? You CAN KNOCK OFF WORK For ONE MORNING! SOUNDS Good TD ME Doc ~ DRIVE OVER AND GET ME Coprright, 1917, Prews Publishing Co. (2. YT; Eveving World.) TO GET — 1 WONDER \E IVE REMEMBERED ALL THE JUNK SHE TOLD ME cee! LOTTA Good NEWS IN “THE Papete “TONIGHT {!