The evening world. Newspaper, August 31, 1917, Page 12

About Plays and Players By BIDE DUDLEY VING produced Ht succnse Ke eook and BE Kay Got oe © theatrical ehowe iF ambition te tone to thet ung twin, BA hast sem unis, were under cow rect A. HM. Woods, whe offered them as St the Hepublic last season in Bridal Night.” Several months Mr. Woods commissioned Guy P. G. Wodehouse and Jean 2 to furnish the Dollye with Musics! piece Kecently Mr Woods 4 to the Dollye that they With vaudeville and pr the new mutica! piece, The tien ft exactly wtrike the young wom. favorabiy, and it was then that began to think of other man | * Teport is that Hitchoock ‘* them. Just what Mr. | (0 way At Chie us tr It should be int Mr. Woods k ip bis conversa- somebody told some- Sam Bernard and kd- it be under the Hitcboork ment soon, Bain, | ever, says neither Hitchcock nor Ray bas tagged bin as yet. Eddie's busy with the children to talk. IN THE BIG SHOW, Raymond Hitchcock, by the way, agreed to be announcer at the Athletic Fund's big show at Sunday y will hb now and may have it on the 1#"h, never mind! He has a terribly sneeze. MATHEWS IN A MIX-UP. “James Mathews, the decorati —_. ” array, ou! r sign Sroka" on @ ‘building, he de- to interview the physician. Mr. was not aware of the fact the doctor had placed his house ‘the disposal of a Federal Medical jon Board, but he did tind he considered an unusual numn- of patients waiti: inside. Ag it took him in charge and re- all his woratas. Then he was ly examined. P, send man,” Mr. Mathews a ‘I merely have head, dont y ‘. au pe zie.” replied the ex- from me, lad, pertect.” “ explanation followed and Mr 8 Was permitted to make h In the melee he lost his mon- _ BY WAY OF DIVERSION. ~©ome on, let's look life in the face; --4 rip it all apart! You're born, ve awh 4 for Eternity you ‘The years may number ninaty. since life for you did dawn are merely bits of time. They’ when they're gone. A man man, but when he's dead he isn’t that. He's just a common piece @lay as is the dog or cat. A nd years from now his works all be swept away and Mother 4 will be as bare as on her natal ny. Advice is futile, as a rule, ft seems to me there's just one! you ought to do if you would | be. Enjoy yourself in manner | You're merely Nature's guest we @ grand old h ume forget the rest. SHE'S NO FARMERESS. | Taliaferro has a small farm Long Beach. When e ap- at the Metro studios yester- to do several “Draft No, 358," William Christy | and interesting family of daughters. One of the daughters acted as bis! : ne, the director, asked her it her country place. any intensive farming?” Taliaferro yawned. “No,” she , “but I'm doing a jot of inten- resting. Gossip. Nash twins, Alice and Edna, wit be in “The Red Clock." | man D. ‘Williams has engaged Vio- | : ymble Cooper for the Drew-ll- i en ooenpeny- Brown is to be company mona for Leo Ditrichstein in his Ge Benry utter has put “Daddy Long- into rehearsal, It will open 10 at Calais, Mo. } Shea, who {s to star this mn in “Common Clay,” will open 104n Philadelphia. Dave Posner ‘manage the company. ries Purcell of “Maytime” bas ta home at Flatbush and 1s ly considering the purchase of | ley cow. “Joe Vion is telling of a vaudeville | former who had a dozen teeth | in order to avoid military ser- | and was then exempted because | Mat feet. | ugh J. Ward, the AustraNay the- magnate, was wined and dined the National Vaudeville Artists’ | ib last nieht. Bert Levy was mas- | “wet of ceremonie ANSWERS TO INQUIRIES, re—New Amsterdam Theatre. We cannot judge your ' value for you. A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY, it was suggested to a Bronx that his wife was very active cat lly, he replied that ehe was in- @ great Socialist, FOOLISHMENT. i —, WHY de Yeu \Gare so a TH r L >, W~ ~—- 5 -~ } C ik a HENRY HAS thiamin “Ole DAME nur) HAS pave nuved ) You AN' “TH WIFE ARE ON “TH OUTS" FoR Fair ! q eae fhe wisTtueey [Fe cord at my doowt’s KarinyD oe } ¥ or (Some Thine] yi — €4 are D GRINDST INE GEORGE \ — a World Daily Magazine [Freer xesen oer] What, Again? Yes, Again. it's ducky Deaghants Have Holes in in ‘Em! By C. M. Payne — — oe Oe pe — - | wales dees | -——-_~ wally | | e " Dow S | \reviny wu) lane te 7° bmp I \ < oF -¢ Tank J ¢ Aint ALLoweD ‘ ro Pies TwoAsK ) For any] oF cove fe weer, vuswien” | “a, KPLAWA’ — _—y cAND NATURALLY — ” Fepeenapa Cuermget 10h Prom Penang Oo (mT Ronen mimes “Over the Fence Is ‘Ouch'!" se - Copyright. 11), Drew @NiIFF! SNIFE . 3 Temper?) “Cw Hen't 5 AS wie ONE OF TEMPERS “HEN” io oe -- US “TH “BABY “Took WoT DYE MEAN » BUT DAWGON(T ‘Sam T CANT UNDERSTAND WHY SUCH A WELL MATED CouPLe Uke You Two SHOULD Have SEPERATED SeonL_— ana ; Boo- Hoo! Twas OWIN' pale BABYS" semper’ } nes for a new/an eccentric man, father of a large! PlMyed © “LEARN TO SAY ‘YES.’" called to the country home of| motto, fr each girl, rn MOVING PI Gulde through the house that be OUNG Canfield was a household | Might give an estimate for redecora-| motto means? decorator and one day he was| on. His attention was caught by @ 4 and prominently dis- ve door of the room of asked the young man, jiteling me what that — — a cae ‘Oh,” explained the young woman, with a blush, “that’s one of father's ideas, There are ten of us girls, you know!"—San Francisco Star. > CONTRADICTORY, 66QVOCIETY,” eaid the plumber, “Is surely @ wonderful inst!- Coprrigh:, 137, Vrese Pubuehing Co. iN. Y, Kveuing World.) SAY.ED- How ABOUT A LITTLE GoOLLUF omoRROW? You CAN KNOCK OFF WORK, LWONDER iF IVE tutlon." FoR ONE MoRNING! REMEMBERED ALL “THE a What's wondertul about tt?" the JUNK SHE TOLD ME_ = in carpenter dema: bend “Manners and ustome TL SuPPOse (F THEY SOUNDS Good To i ell “What do you know about man- DELIVERED THEy'D ME - pees Doc ~ DRIVE OVER ' SOAK ME MORE! GEE. Lott! Good “I was thinking about the Umsons.” AND GET ME wee @bout the Umsons?” | - heard a friend asi | uaually, dressed for dete hm Hf be NEWS IN “THE PAPETe “TONIGHT !! —) “And ‘Umson said he . . “What's odd about that “Only a da talked with me, °° #60 Umson “He dia? “Yes, and I rememby | er distt that he told me he pre ferred “hie meats without dri town Telegram, essing.” —Younga- __ JUVENILE Loaic, 1B was at a private entertainment, and a lady had just risen from the piano, “Would you like to be able to sing and play as I do, dear?” she queried | of a little fifteen-year-old miss, ‘No, ma’am,” was the unexpected | 4 why not?" asked the lady, "explained the small ob- wouldn't like to have peo- such horrid things about me."~-Indlanapolis Star, ——<—_____ WHY LOOK? RS, JONKINS, a regular visitor in the doctor’s consulting room, started on the long story of her troubles, The doctor endured it patiently and gave her another bottle. ‘himeelf, when med;