The evening world. Newspaper, August 10, 1917, Page 10

S'MATTER, POP’ There Were “Ups” in Willie's Experience as W: ——— Bean wares ‘c— ‘ Yes ® ~~, ROTHER Sate | | ain J Te 7 . ' ‘ . . it S‘No The, Tee ~ About Plays and Players Promise ey! = ae) ek Por ‘ 4 rc portry we breaking out Ut fev. Down! { —J ol) slong the tine White Pranciece, *be @ee emeretery 1 ues co~ § of the “Ture te the Right” compeny ft Wntll be jolned the Beventh he Company ot MM Paso, bas gent Jobe L rhyme whiek, we lefer « un At ery rete bs | Ne @ am oF ope frut when the tor “chow.” No more apple ple or dum- lings, for we're in the army now, and ' they feed us beans for breakfast and St Boon we have ‘em too, while ot wight they @1) cur slomache with « 4 army stew, No more fares, or highbalie when we'r eeful thiret. if you're think enlisting best get used to water m tight all over and makes us warm, but ' @an't cool off with liquor ‘cause wear the uniform. No more shirts of eth and linen, We oll wear the “O, We're giad to thank @ cot and bianket wh fom have @ board. For they feed us for breakfast and at noon we have ‘em too, while at night they fill Our etomachs with a good old army gtew. But, by gum, we'll lick the Kaiser when the sergeants teach us how, for, dad durn it, he's the reason that we're in the army now, PEEK-A-BOO POETRY—COOL. Another amateur poet modestly approaches the column with these words, “This is worse than ai thing B. W. Dunn has written, Perhaps it may be published.” you ready? Gossip. ; Begone Ormonde has been engaged to play the part of Sampson Wor- rington with Wilton Lackaye in “The Inner Man,” taking the place of Arthur Lewis, through whose illness the production Was postponed until ht. 1911, Prose Pauming os.| HENRY HASENPFEFFER — The Only Call Jerry Responds to Is “Hey! Milk—Man!” By Bud Counihan éuRE “ED LIKE Te SERVE HOW MUCH Does WELL TAINT FIT season by John mas The . ® manager will revive Pinero's @ Gay Lord Quex,” with John Drew and Margaret Illington tn the leading roles, George Broadhurst will revive “What Heppened to Jones” at the Forty-eighth Street Theatre, follow. } Tig engagement of “The 13th sir." Capt. J. Augustus Barnard and his command, Company K of the Sev- enth Infantry, were guests last night of William A. Brady at the 415th per- formance of “The Man Who Came Back.” David Abrams, animal impersona- tor, has been placed under contract by Richard B. Perkins for one of the rincipal roles in “The Red Clock.” THERE'S NO ONE “THA Ly MILKMAN”—NoW HES, ee YUKE “To Se ME ante THAT y “UNCLE SAM" (T WouLD f DEPENDENT ON HiM-ouTe IDs i BE “TH! MAKIN’ oF DERG 4 rt, Abrams will introduce an animal entirely new to the stage in this country. The creature in question has four legs, a smiling face and a comic disposition, It is copied from a stuffed specimen of the species which occupies a place in the British Museum. E. F. D—The real name of George M, Cohan ts George M, Cohan. Some _of the Day's Good Stories | _Joe’s Car! | are CITE TEE OO AD PRP TEIN 5 EAs it QUAKERS IN WAR. husband has hardly spoken to her this| “How do you know that?" depended |°VeRP# excepting as the convention-| “Well, she has danced with my hus- ol Quakers may be depe! allties demanded. You're dreaming. | band twice and no woman can do that NEVER AGAIN, HE pretty girl of the party was T bantering the genial bachelor sof his reasons for remaining ‘upon, however, to prove loyal} Wake up.” without being dead in love with him “No. Ie Copyright, 1917, Press Publishing Co. (N. ¥, Evening Wort.) to the Nation and to human ‘No, I'm not. I know what I'm talk-]and willing to overlook a great deal jowyrian we ing about. She's simply head over|I can't olay f Eictiet sith Horeos Meher Lins n dance with him more than once a oat “4 i poten wi it they show it in as heels ta love with him.’ myself.”—-Utica Observer, po oe) ines ws Sf aly yah peculiar ay as one of thelr num- was more what you m ca ¢ ber who was “ gnip'e Captain and jay couraged. You see, when | was very f ak g al ‘ore! . EB became y ch ena ed iol “4 “ & piratical looking fellow coming up | ira soune tad Or tap men enammeree || SRENS > ME JOR 10) @ rope over the side of the ehip, he I was mortally afraid to tell her my SPEAK TO “THEM ABOUT THIS r t 3|° Mee Vitc een wats teat cic Pree poy Se eee arc prayed Up Aly THING! HE sald IT was | 1 KNow How (Tt was dad - WALL TALK AS IE ¢ Was } thee nm hi it,” d he it th " y ~ is : C2 . Hi iJ rope, letting the marauder down to Ley wes gio eae A “ONE MAN TOR” AND ONE MAN DESIGNED (T 50 ME Tit Baht ne a Be Soiree ‘intitle | |r woriee vou ALwaYs att “Tat SI MEN COULD Paave One. To PUT UP ib LA . | \ 3% | 4 t ‘ —— LAZY BUT LUCKY, ouT THE WHOLE FAMILY Put it ue! DYA GET MEz THavVE ONE To PUT 4 A GOOD SALESMAN. “ HAT!" cried the careful] LTHOUGH Altre at the age INSTEAD OF KICKIN’ iv! had arrived f twenty-one T'HELP You put IT uP! LGvess THaTtS BAD, EH? housewife; “you charge me years, he showed no Inclination MAKES ME Sick! GWE A SHOVE Maw! ABOUT $80 bushel for theses po- to pursue his studied at college or In a \ i Ye ES h j any Way adapt himself to his father's — 5 pean aaall , ma'am,” answered the polite! hitpzy i“ pusiness grovert “that ls the very lowest price D é IONE DAY, THEY KIDDED You \ 4 FATHER = AND | ’ YOU FELL FoR IT: of that son of mine,” bitterly com- f = my H TH’ MONK. Leer this iat hustling awe | ~ SOYA HE SCARED | spetennmcie etait ena ie, aioctunataly, to KAISER BILL ||, ited ameried ina father, “wa, I r i] darned thi that wasn't given to INSTRUCTING ELIZA ANN. | R “eh Kl CL EAR OO'TA}) nim.” Mar agazine, . ARN was very cage} {HIS BoorTs | GRAMMATICAL KNOWLEDGE. HEN Gen, Leonard Wood wae @ small boy he was called up in tho grammar class. The | teacher said “Leonard, give me a sentence, and we'll seo if we can change It to the {imperative mood.” | "The horse draws the cart,” said Leonard | "Very ‘good. Now « tence to 1 Imperativ “Get up tlan Register can sell them for dt th “I don't know what I will ever make et them ” ' um, a fancy you. and you are beautt Unk y. 1 Yes'm, $3."| 4 i PoP! wiEN ITS | JP “THE BUGS | GANT FALL ON US,CAN THEY POP’ ange the sen- aid young Wood.—Chris- ~— CIRCUMSTANTIAL EVIDENCE, | Re semen 66] JUST know,” simpered a young AN AWESOME MOMENT. | WC negroes were cuught in a | terrific thunderstorm in the South and took refuge in a ba! but before they could enter they were completely drenched, The thunder crashed and pealed between |flashes of lightn ng and blinding dashes of rain. One of the darkies ought maybe a little strong lan- matron to a friend, as she gazed out upon the ballroom floor, “I just know that horrid Jones Woman is in love with my husband. T know and [ think she iv the limit.” “Nonsense, Mary,” replied the friend, “You are imagining things. Why, your ITS a Race! NOTTA Z; cHance I! iH 25. wid, bat bis " 7 —— Bumstead’s Worm Syrup. Cut out the ; z * picture on all four sides, Then carefully fold dotted line 1 fre er anone ‘pttla {eq | ite entire length, Then dotted line 2 and then No. 3. Fold each section ry edt bey vg try Reed eer ne pete, underneath accurately, When completed turn over and you'll find # sur- quit yo’ cussin,’ Don't yo' know dat Gawd's got yo' completely in bis bower jest now?"—The Argonaut. prising result,