The evening world. Newspaper, July 27, 1917, Page 12

("comic race | Fvening World Daily Magazine US'MATTER i” Showing How One Name May Mean Two Bosses! By C. M. Payne r _ P About Plays} | 5 —— ta om ‘ » ; } jows THA and Players | | ~ ‘ pam bY ten 4 * By BIDE DUDLEY | uP ar Your a ven Db HATLEY & j . @) come more » « ry _ | + oe be @he wre & “ “oe -% “ent Hinner * j f under the : | j wl be waged for 7 bs eumpucn «Christine Norman ant " ae be te the far " at ies tis “Dahserntda” ent oow 4 ; ‘ GEORGE Pigs Is Pigs, and He's No Hog for Such Company! By Clifton Meek Resin” Number one of the series — — i sipandiiieanen . i Rit ie RES sag pone eater re wih be beld at the Casino Sunday | evening. The pr: will go to the new clubbouse fund. Film etare will gure prominenty in the entertain- ment HAI RBACH AN AN AMERICAN, Otto Hauerbach, ltbrettist and) dramatist, now engaged in making | ‘The Aviator” a musical comedy for | Cohan & Harris, is wondering if it wouldn't be a thing to change his name. Tho fact that there is an idea prevalent that he is « foreigner he ascribes to his name, and it is caus- ing him considerable concern. Not that he has the slightest aversion to foreigners, but {t 1s distasteful to him to have bis American citizenship overlooked. Mr. Hauerbach was born aby Balt Lake City, Utah, of Amer- ts, and at this time, when ithe Office ores y Bide Dudley mericanism and patriotism are DANGER! was taken down with appendicitis. for your honesty. T 8 a most Fe-| Copyright. 1917, by The Free Publishing Co. | frightened. When they once get in| Spoone 1 we'd bette r M ! ' huckled Bob Sancine the land, be would like to HE other Sunday evening, when They rushed him off to St. Tim- markable happening. (The New York Bening World.) tt 5 4 rahi i en emphasize the fact. church service was over, @ othy’s Hospital to be operated on, “Oh, I don’t thing so, sir. I belleve| ¢¢ ity (MMO MRI RODILAc ia Wave icra cronies i Herel fbb a young curate started on his and the editor, hearing the grave every one should return the money in Shipping Clerk, “that|. “one ett Hie i gt Mees : 4 vhipleteedhay ie | i . would imagine they wouldn't] ing a pla call it “Tt thu © checked b: Calttoraia, where be oredueea eoversl companied by two that said: remarkable about it?" | trying to escape going to war on the| Bobbie, rrtapthellny lait obvi tg , ie Moliat ie plays, One of these, “Armhony in young women of “‘Our esteemed fellow townsman, “Why, I lost my $5 two years ago.”| plea that they are users of morphine.| sang’ wh 1 ” asked Miss| said Bobbie 4 ‘ : rie. ; deriand,” by Monckton Hoffe, the choir, when J. Smith Carberry, will bo operated —St, Louls Post-Dispatch, |They can't do tt.” Pare onic FR MRRTOER cice (oGke ¥ 1 Minn Pel may be the Initial attraction at the y began acon- upon to-morrow at St. Timothy by —_——— | “Of course they can't,” satd Bob.|/tm™m with a sneer in her tone, Ach that wit : replied Miss Primm, ier Theatre. It has : very . hgh ‘Aihsethe op | Wel i doubtedly bi ty" returned y Weill, a fellow asked me if our Deen mcd quoceueteity in London, Versation abdut Riek oh appendiclite, dle wilt wave PRACTICING ECONOMY. ble, the Office Boy. ‘They've got the} 140; Tihs AP Aea REO eanca| Pe ees insert w milks wold bins ene Sian with Charles Hawtrey as its star. Hd\| hymns, a wife and five children.’ "—Detroit ONALD McALLISTER, a Scottish | wrong dope.” “Bobbie's a little fool,” suapped the| Inn opinion you're a cheap, t " 1d to take it away from “What ts your Free Press. farmer, was golng to town for a| Miss Primm, Private Secretary to| i vcte genetic eee Pee the rained, little chung ey ates her. it iad aossip. favorite hymn?" cn SE day or two, and his daughter | the boss, as is customary in these de. |'1,1'° Gecretary. A GOnrton ooddeas akul acid aim fORGIIE ee ee rank Hope of the Cohan & Harris asked the curate, HIS LONG LOST $5. Maggie had a weary time latening to|lightful little tales, turned in her], Ol for goodness saver aa) ew hy’ can't ted Caer | oSure, i forces has a new daughter. She's next turning to one of N elderly gentleman of rural ap- the hundred-and-one instructions he chair at this point and faced him, “Is| 5Pooner, the Bookkeeper. “Why can't ree eet ia Sire pedal tow chy | thought so, I never heard tt bee to the prettiest baby girl in the world. his fair compan- pearance had hardly seated gaye her as to care and economy. that a joke?" she asked, you people be pleasant? Why wrangle] Pics v ll the thme?" | for : Laura Williamson, whose father is i himself in the cross-town car “Mind the coal,” “Don't waste any| “Nope!” replied Bobbie, all the time? | ne in this " 1 (tiered bis private room a Me ale Aawepaper roan, bas re “Draw Me Nearer," she replied, when a young lady food,” ‘Don't sit up burning light,"| “*Dope,’ you mean, don't you?"| “I'd like to spank that boy,” ame from | and ¢ 1 , A n vane later night four companies walking on the other side of the : he was back with a parting admont- . a mad “Well, I cai ciel ar hea d “Did you lose a fon “It seems to me," sald Popple, “that| ‘Maybe he has,” said Bobble, slyly : hale \ s : Within a fortnight four compa hen Di 1 { It t 1a Popp! itavhe bi pssst sea Arr ee ‘will be playing “Ob, Boy!" in different | Curate, to maxe matters wo! parte of the country. innocently: 6 bill?’ she lo, there's yeuhe: Angus. Bobbie and Miss Tillie are getting a|"but it's a cinch you ain't found him |; “That in only the chorus; the com- a | bit too g: 01 ot. | yet." bald aeL ayy: ‘Bat=te Raymond Hitchcock has deciied to ¢ the, anked. i ut a serious subject. | yet h hea ae yh ee pettie the water froma spring on, his| thingrment °F the verse is, ‘Tt am For @ moment cies When he's no rshdin' oF STUN These yoling men are probaniy| rust a moment, new!" came from|i(qysne’ tt ERE RPE | ah Mobile Pip ites is 00 & hill. ARBs bial Rerved hee witty JUST LIKE A WOMAN ’ x ! Anton Heindl, musical director at a surprised, curl- E RIRR A WOMAN: | J - c ; | mi of a at director at PORAEIRUa: Sia lene (heb BAIA “ ou can't ics aishee Oe Ss a) Getting an Earful of Oratory! B y \ Century eeas0! oe shi clerk, 00! — ~ _ 7 = pol the orchestra with Edward B. Per- ENATOR LA FOLLETTE said at © ONVincingly: kins’s production of “The Red Clock.” “Yes, ma'am, I mournfully at the feminine @ luncheon: Ned Ruf Aantal is to stage th : dtd. customer who had Just left. ‘Copyright, Ait, Pree Publshing Co (N.Y, Evening World j Gro the Century and the “He laughs best who laughs last. “Then here It | Weald che. ti : Who wants | slam need bute and also the next “Folli ald she, handing peat ‘em? de- My enemies are so sure of my polit- the bi Ml to hi rcked ite feal ruin that they remind me of the tied you free ihe eked At up be | editor of the Cinnamisou Scimitar, ree ie cer Ange “A leading citizen of Cinnamison “Thank you very much, young lady, the next “Midnight Frolic.” 1 , Yon he will juce any other mi shows r Te leg! jr, becomas in-| manded the sen- timental feminist who had just en- | tered J Listen? ‘LISTEN? ALLL Gora ) Do is LISTEN T'PECPLE PULL ALiDis!! \ ry —— | DdIdNT Y'SeE ME HOLD UP ME HAND? ANSWERS TO INQUIRIES. do!” an- Thorne—Seventh floor, Fitzgerald swered the shoe * B--8uT OFFICER —} Mary lary" M—Don't know of « (oprragt, National Newapacer Service, Patent Applied For) [piste ewvnsely, LET ME TALK To ’ — LISTEN—1 DIDN'T ID LIKE TLET Y'USE “THis AVENOO @ Despondent Mou! hat one needs | yan nag eee tits mae [a good beating pre rere-r SEE Y-—~ ~ } \) FIR A PRIVATE DRWE — BUT ITs WE PRESCRIBE SHOOTING bari is agg “ru «TOO CROWDED! KEEP Y'evESs SPELT Kiksl Micah ation I just fitted a shoe on her foot— wea fii) Sead = to a, note to. un “in Frances Whi é analy and 1 cold see her wince : ‘ ; || OPEN . THINK I'M DOIN’ THis ; Rook and White, like ¢ 01 ut she said what size ts tha’ (kt ' your poser” on os ss “ ‘ i And I lied a whole size and sald, 4 Con Pop! ; = i | F'R FUN? Now BACK UP AN maa Se Titakett aware f wane a Nol all ARE Y'GONNA 7 2: WAIT YER TURN IM GET ARRESTED ? whe. was a 4 you Just took e truth for ¢ ‘ exclaimed, ‘but hed terribly!” A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY, off,’ says Upton Wright manufactures pianos out in Iilinois, Everybody seems to: like the Up Wright plano, that one Cleveland Plain I HOLD A GUN ® ‘WHO ARE Ne i DAN GEROUS— + YOU'D PUT TH’ N ne IN A SAFE FOOLISHMENT. Jig Peters bad & wooden i (Quite often it would Byi that was wheo hie wil ‘The EXHAUSTED PATIENCE, OR three weeks he had borne all F the horrors of the annual'clean- | without a murmur, Then bis pati ve way “And y sobbed his wife, > tell me I was your queei he said, with a wild gl m would take jeg and try to brain im, FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE, “Why is the ankle between the foot and the knee?” ‘I must candidly confess I don't know." “To keep the from the corn,"" THE MAN WAS RIGHT. | “cc MAN said to a fisherman with | sh, friend, your| time can't be very | you I've been wateh ing you for two hours and you haven't had al My time's worth too much,’ the fisherman re- @| plied, ‘to waste BEACH sew Shea baler eis frst | ra fireyl ten yh she cD (WUSEMINTS GALORE + BATHING? ROTARLE RESRANTS GQNNA 2 REPAIR MEY Bumstead’s Worm Syrup. i Cut out the picture on all four sides. Then carefully fold dotted tine BS renee She ents, sat, cure, pete Eles | oot Ite entire length. Then dotted line No. 2 and No. 3. Fold each * two hours of it eope yi y= fe nore, Phe f bot. fection underneath accurately. When completed turn over and you'll watchin’ a man fish wot ain't ketchin’ » Risen Phila, Ind @ surprising result, | mothin’' "Washington Star,