The evening world. Newspaper, July 25, 1917, Page 14

couse race] Fyenind World Daily Magazine [reeset su 25 017] ) Ss ‘MAT TER, POP The Little Girl Laughed in the Next Picture! ty C. M. Payne bout Plays || —<_$—<$—$—$———_— nena ania Aicrtoe +1 ne . a _ ny = —f } a —— | sina Ar MY GRanmas/ | Pe a a )“Pum?P | and Players ru? : c aa. 7 \Wilar” ‘A coun) ' Cow « j j i De = Bent Raabe vee oe Yo 4da.P? wor — pit 9 o e ——» =, ‘ F P a \ ; ' | oe . ——— an, ~ a ni] my | oR 4 LOUISE CORK ENGAGE | 1 * : edhe «! OLD GRINDSTONE GEORG The Bottom Dropped Pron tee Hin tr ‘This Reel! By Clifton Meek wre as € meen OU Te Rl pee ee | RR sas rane Moaiise: Aid pebled iy. hy benmay LIGHTS HERE AUG. 6. Th 1 wind up thelr third the Astor Theatre, New 6 with @ big vow han has prov sed to appear in a ». sort clalty of som! WILL SHE COME BACK? A young man named Reinke, who lives in East Nineteenth Street, writes us to ask our ald in patching up @ quarrel between his lady love and himself, He wants uw: print a poem he has writ sure she Will read it and come back to him. a h . D a She will undoubtedly read 1t, but as c ee for the rest, well—you read it and Jie form your own opinion, dear cus- Good Stories Joe s Car tomer: DOG-GONE! “Well,” she returned, “I am going he asked. “Where ts your party As | have the spare. time, MAN of rather unprepossessing (0 the village myself this morning aixty or seventy?” Mass + * Jus c shome of one vemse—marbe two ‘Appearance had been devoted to and may as well get It for you.” The heated gentleman looked up it om i _ |" “a Chicago girl for a long time “Please bring mo a halreut and wee eR Ng, rm the party, Eni x , —— * a for & month—mayve (*9, | and somehow had got the impression shave.”-—~Boston Transcript, eine. five to air! | Now JOE, You KNow AS welLL —— ijn ee my ereatent delight that she was willing to marry him —— >-— AS 1 DOL PROMISED “To TAME_ fe What!” 7 eee ED TO i ME ey a ee tno Sralipsthe eituns HE gayly painted pleasure I daa) editors was talline (8 an =| “MMSE LEAGUE” AROUND Fy T TOLD THIS MAN I'D DRIVE | | (5 BUSINESS! You'd BE * cae was ce steamer was just putting off piety Mat eet | NTHE CAR To Give OUT & | HIM DOWN “To PELHAM Tb \ THE FIRST ONE To Howk one neABey. gps hoes NM absolutely plain from the river pier when a “| Know a ralnarle ho said RK! I ToLD YoU IN PLAIN PLAY GOLF AND I CAN'T ) 1F THE DEAL FELLT; ( n'which Jack Norworth had the ehiet | to him. “You wal stout Kentleman came tearing along, “whore the subalterns are so young wan wo ie oe MRSUSH Seiitate weve not marry me? up-State several | «tm pus sible, ed flourishing his stick and shouting exeltedly: ENGLISH AND You NEEDN'T 4 WEL@H OUT! THE wuote | | | SAY L DIDN'T ! So THERE!!! DEAL MAY HANG ON IT —— “A handful of privates from this 3 Now regiment swa 1 back to quarters q late one nigh th ditty, ‘Another Litte Drink W Come moter! § | ; rea at ffi bill | We) You REALIZE 2] " | s they passed the officers’ billets yi 4 the guard on duty growled at them: | |! WE'RE alle HOW f | | you'll wake the war ba role reached a to years ago he started a verse-writing contest. Twenty dollars ered as the first prize, Mr. Norworth was to sing the best of the verses sul ea at any AD nitted and the audience was to select | proach, and often the winner by its applause. When he | when I'sut allent looked them over he found all so bad | ly gazing at you he decided to cheat a little in the!7 am eure ntergst of ity. He obtained from | were greatly agitated.” “Yes, 1 know; |. he theatre's manager the name of a) but since you have cut off your side- 5° t kirl who 1 y and then sang | whiskers you don't look so much like The captain, F7, “oure-fire" verse, ascribing ils au-| my poor, dear, dead Fido,"—Harper's seeing that there fy thorahip to her, She received the | Magazine. were very few that not one of them ts able to raise the mustache required by etiquette. “But you xe to love me once. | Your eyes bright- “Stop! Put her back- put her | ] | | back! ‘here's a party—between sixty and sev- } enty—wanting to |# Shut up, you noisy fools, or ies.’ "—Phila- f delphia Public Ledger jor and the cash, Six months later —_——~»__ . 4 eral Mr. Norworth had a letter from her, DORs OH 56} am Pets ca In part it sald | HIS SHOPPING COMMISSION, = aboard, thought HIGH VISIBILITY. “Lan writing songs'how, How can T a soldiers’ horpital in France # worth while tdL - RB. BROWN in a very targe 1 get,them published? ‘That they are i “put back." th Pegg die i sk mgr Hab one of the wounded Tommtes woman. Besides her Wrote the winning verse in your con- | sought permission of the ma The old gentleman — thereupon number of pounds, she test here some time ago. "My explanation ts," said Mr usual timidity Ahk etal dl <p pa “him go, so she asked him what ho steaming brow . ‘ about crossing ly to believe she had written the| wanted to do In the village, The captain walted, bis eyes scan- streets where the rae.” ‘L want to get something from a ning the pler traffic is heavy shop there he said, “How long are they going to he?" GOSSIP. tron to visit the village nearby, The stepped on board and collapsed into or- matron did not think it wise to let the nearest deck chair and wiped his ratu possessed of une — LooKiy PoP — CAN 1 CADDY? CAN 1 POP 2? One day sire stopped a police- man in the mid- dle of the street Officer,” she sked, “could you me across the street?” ‘The of- The Karl Carroll musical piece whluh A. H. Woods will produce is to be called “Welcome, Stranger!” the 1 of Lieut. Walter 8 Poague's comedy, which the Messrs. Shubert will stage in Washington Monday night, is Who's Looney The Hon Helen Montague of ficer turned and regarded her closeiy the Winter Garden chorus will try to PPA pelt Pletal gaat pace swim the Hudson next Mriday at 3 tea \ P.M, She's just feeling switnts! valf a blog udge ira Hamilton has been engaged HIs WIFE’ 's PART. “\Yy" ." Said one of the crowd | | in the s king room, | | “Binks is example of | |fwHat CHANCE HAVE self mad@ man. He got to the Laot wiTH BIG? top of the ladder by his own Marcus Aure effort meres ao raha ibs ay Cer ewww wen wwe ewe coeed Mebbe." grunted a tical mem think that funny, t s Fatt . yer Of the BrOUr Riover Rive tetuiieds te te Mw, ME “s, I said® mebbe, But 1 notice that Litchfield, Conn © from White when a man gets top or the | ee = “ ” spades nasa na wren anal aaa SLA <eseaitaca ys stand Sulphur Spring ladder you'll genera 1 that his Billy Kent, wi 1 to be a vit n standing Agee = = - — ———_—— atrel 1 us been engaged | K it_while he clin C Henry Ww, bavags to impersonate tue! | THIS (SONE jiin Dealer," oe ake aul ee a B y Bi i id e Pe. udley | ley Ai MIS DIRE San stir ON OLE Z | AN UNCERTAIN COMPLIMENT, : 1 he —— Ax skating gain t fa . " , i} “) L club « people w it HEY were dancing the one-step, | ©98t, 1917, by The Pr It's a pipe. It's a fine pipe. ha Tt does {oe work, It knocks Bim their r The music wa. enly < (The New York Eve: It's a pipe you're going to eradi-} es, I presume,’ I says, ‘but it) a ta'eg The I fleld ned swish of her # skirts was | 66QQAY. sald Lucile from our set, I says sternish, |looks like a banana to me and| a knocks his ee gocue ey Be livine. ‘The fragra fh the foebe S to the Friendly “Ho takes it from his mouth and/bananas are cheap, Please pick out| tea all: + girls, who went shopping upon her bern w Intoxion you smoke a pipe? roinis at it again, ‘That's a pure|your poison, ‘They's other victims | him w k a pipe-smoker its, found the t ing ; cis ‘Once in a while,” he replied abblesmash,’ he says." here awaiting discemfi whiffs one ’ pele Ah, ahe 2 ]] ow time you want the low You mean calibash, don't you?!| “He says he'll take hash and I'm or what. seer a Tet sae TREY rch look u A they are yon, just call on i "Maybe, she went on, ‘Well, any-|!t in the kitchen ail fixed up that vinci tyrannus: 4 fa ) 7, We had a ptpe bug in a whilelway, whatever it was didn't affect|a cranky old guy sent’ back say 4 credit to A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY Vind me of | | ago, and, as Rhubarb « ling sayss!the entente cordiality between me/!t was not youthful enough 801 get! my Greek and 1 f he stead mmy Gray, W ke " } | him the rejected delicacy, But he's \ under- Whitm IT learned about pipes from him.’ and nim. ‘ “Ker Whe ie ame out in the Gover " ; =, ingen : jand hi still bent on talking about pipe oF no oumea tp) und talks lottery, replied: “Oh, 1 won a poem | |« nite at the counter w A pipe IN) aN smoking of them things or Say,’ he says, 'l got a fine briar pes aoe te atid dead lan. A sudden a | ) | 4 mou hat's composite to our| eae in hora’ laa up home, | @uames. but he underta inatead oft FOOLISHMENT. ness seemed 1 ling regulations, 80 I'm quite severe ns "4 “Now, you know and 1 know that]is a « and teaching in ene nee ; | feliernimn. te-waal © { 2 ru fictitlow to hi as a rebukes 1} That was given to me by the Clty!) wasn't interested In pipes. No Tde- [are st And teaching Is only tame | wa. a s buke, Clerk of Troy,’ he says Jelde to hand nim the solid Texas! “You don't like pipes, en? y. Jas if he wore I rown dens | snow T lenaw he was Lying because | punch—vou know, the knockout l, ¥ Sopit like pipes, ch?” wee the FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE iganae ae ia alee eee att Tams Of course, 1/1 got @ cousin who lives in Troy and) sine That sot 1 says. Wall, I got a "'Not on Four lt . drea ‘ ficiently | know {t's @ pipe, but the oblivious sited her three weeks > ic Son up hos ; 4ucile made @ trip to “Please give @ poor blind man a| Cut out the picture on Then carefully fold dotted line | gained his i Reap ia; is" | 1 visited her three weeks year be-| «1 ‘ain interested in dogs,’ helOn her return she anid, ‘ieiy seem (es dime.” | No. 1 ite entire length. line No 2and No, 3, Fold each “Which one Baaaoe ihe GHOBLIBD. 4 inch. | fore last, But I never let on. I just) gays going to have a birthday ne ey “But you can see out of ene eye.” section Underneath'a curaty, Coa over and you'll PP sa ss 1. “The | He points to tt slipped one look of scorn : dle * ‘Ditto pipes, me,’ Tell him ‘and, and T got to get him aoa li right; then give mp a nickel.” i y eet are them! ‘Pipe,’ he says. etter tote it up to Troy and add, '! ain't very dippy over them| Wonder how much t oremay f | find @ surprising result, Everybody's Magazine “Pipe what?’ I says. Jemoke it, then, I tel) bim, > [wnat smokes pipes, Get me? They'relemasb pipes cost?” ‘P°8® cebF ‘ ‘