The evening world. Newspaper, July 20, 1917, Page 14

About Plays and Players By BIDE DUDLEY CLARENCE 1 ew apare ana ¢ . veare gene vere ive for Kaw & D . . after o brief roe be ou Kise @ Erlanger offivrs day Brady, © 1 employ of this firm for yeare Before Mi. Hy position he is resiening Bese manager for otare as Wihe) Barry Slarr, Kisie Fergusce Mra Leslie Carter W end William Collie tered the Leal @ writer on T and ower Ne STYLISH MARY (iy Way of Divernon World, Herald, Thines York newepapers “hud low ‘dae ‘on het toon INTRODUCING wy REAL POET. Joneph Rosenweig of Belmar, N. J., haa written usa poem, That means, that he has written it for the American public, since The Lve- Yorid Koes to every-—well, any the circulation books are open But to get back to the poem! It's wo good that, if William Shake speare could read it, wo'd bet he'd | turn over in his grave through pure jealousy. Read this extract, friends, and you'll know who put the “inar® tn Belmar. So. ny LBP thle over, tory Das’ iether make of yu wime, Comsider life and joys ‘Aad! aale yoursel! dnd name, FAIR ENOUGH, PHOEBE! Phoobe Peters, known on the stage As Marceline Lu Gurnette, sends tr little rhyme which jopes along some- thing like this: wali urking on ‘Teen Hever Joho Bares Ubi owmn’t “fit Guew I've ja. my foot tv it,” Gossip, Edward Emery will be leading man with Annie Kussell in ‘The Thirteenth Chair.” George Viviun, geneyal manager for Charles Hopkins for four seasons, is to strike out for himself, Oliver Morosco will produce Lou's | K. Anvpacher's drama, “That bay,” tn Los Angeles Sunday. Cecil Spooner will play two weeks #1 the Bronx Opera House beginning | 11. Aug Charles Ruggles has gone to Loa Angeles to appear in Harold Selman ws play, “Just a Suggestion.” “Samuel Shipman's play, “The! Target,” will be staged in New York COMIC PAGE al early in September by A. H. Woods. Billy Emerson writes us to say we have @ trick first name. Woe have not. It's from Abijuh which, ip Greek, means handsome. William A. Page informs us that Fay Marbe of “Oh, Boy,” always wears a clean white dress, no matter how hot the weather, Jack Merritt of “Oh, Boy” had his, hair cut the other day and now he n't get a laugh. Like Constan, Unople, his strength was in bis hatr Jack nthal has changed his name to Jack Osterman, He is a su of Kathryn Osterman, Having ta up acting, Jack ty discarding all han dicaps Ziegfeld has engaged Rita Dano, vocallat, to appear in the "Folile Sbe will join the company next Mon day night Laura Walker, who was leading woman with Louis Mann seve years, Is now playing the princi feminine role in “The Man Who Came Back’ at the Playhouse. A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. Isidore Patrick Smith, an Amercan, | starved to death ip Russia last Wed nesday, He went over there to sell safety razors, FOOLISHMENT. Tog con! man is foud of the winter For the ioe man the suibwer's tle thing Tee wdikman U're heart, provers neither Tus profits come the sori FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE, Woman (to man staring at her baby) Rubber! Man—Is that so real thing. It looks like the Td like to aide sig oie ver |e Pras brrdye GALORE ws | “SMATTER, POP MUSIC WITHOUT CHARM. HE shopman had been using a vast amount of persuasion to induce the visitor to buy the gramophone. “Latest and most wonderful instru , ir” he disk was w dented with thing that only a sleuth from scot- land Yard could have , Where Art ‘Thou? peated by the instrument “That's you, exactly, sir, WIM you buy the gram¢ flute, though."--Ch pae, sir?" - THE BEATEN TRACK, PROPOS of a widow who, dying, | five husbands, Booth Tarking- | ton said “It must have been this widow that | they tell the story about "According to the si Cut out the picture on all four sid its entire length, Then dotted line No, 2. accurately, When completed turn over and you'll find @ surprising result. \¢ ‘hronicle- Telegraph, shopman did not, and the n ine me= ognized As asked the flu- tist, when his performance was re- e reply; “I'll sell the . & widow and her latest capture were advane- ing up the aisle of a flower-decorated church to the music march, when light in he pl Mr arkington awed look “And what happened?” Tarkington. “Th way" W storekeeper, negro came into single ogg. He went up to Mr. Boll and displayed the new-lald ege. “Mr. Bell, mum- mer say please, sir, give her a needle for dis ene "You can get two needles for aner Hell answered in ch nion, BUSINESS M METHODS, N elderly lady and asked to be tablecloths brought a pile and showed them to t U ! ‘ ‘ 1é ! i nN M of the wedding ry Neht— went out.” paused with an kept right widow knew the: shington & a AN EDIBLE CURRENCY, T Cobham, a rural station central Virginia, Mr, Bell is the sir, mummer don't want two she say ple entered a shop TH GERMAN /||! CROWN PRINCE / WILLE, HE WENT ager, Then carefully fold dotted line 1| you're Fold each section underneath “ver met Now xo and Fvening World Daily Magazine WH re ? her, but she said she had seen those where-—nothing suited her, aven't you something new?" she asked. The clerk then brought another pile and showed them to her. “These are the newest patterns,” he said. “You will notice that the edge runs right round the border and the centre {x in the middle,” “In't that lovely!” said the lady. “T will take @ half dozen of those.” Life, —_—- . HE AND SHE. “ RE you fond of literature?” he asked. (We find the record of this con in the Publishers’ Weekly.) “Passionately,” she replied “Then you must admire Sir Walter Scott,” he ex- claimed, with sud- den animation. “Is not his ‘Lady of the Lake’ ex auisite in its flow ing grace und poetic Imag “It is perfectly lovely, sented, clasping | times," “And Scott's ‘Marmion! tinued, “and ‘Peverill of the Peak?’ plied “And Scott's Emulsion?" he con- tinued hastily, a faint suspicion dawning upon’ him. va L think,” she Interrupted rashly, that ist ver wrote,” AROUSED HIS SUSPICIONS. WELL known business man who was lately insurance last Thursday, Coming up- town Monday morning he was comted by one of hin friends with the salutation “What's the matter, old man? You look worrled."” “Well, to be honest with you, T am You know, I took out some life in- surance last Thursday.’ 8," repl friend, “but. wh with the woe-bi your face?" 1 the sympathetic t has that to do yone expr sion on “Well, the very next day after 1 had it writ my wife ight a new cook book, Possibly | ight, but It certainly looks susptcious.”-—Kin sas City Star > MIGHT WORK BOTH WAYS, FTER many efforts the aspiring singer had managed to ge permission to give a trial per formance at the — local music hall La | The house was | pai | }full and he war. | |bled in his sweet. | §p * est tones, Every roseate until su enly a hoars ne man the most ul » and drive ‘em tn agat Pittsburgh Friday, July 20. 1917 rariove There Should Be lo Build Knothol s Every Fence! Remember, You Taught ‘‘the Mrs.’ to Drive It! By Vie PRETTY SOFT FOR ME! INSTEAD OF HAVING | HOME IN A HOT LIKE L USED To, ILL HeP INTO LITTLE CAR AND DRIVE HOME INTHE FRESH AR! Te AND 1 DON'T Have. To LuG| |THESE BiG BUNDLES ALL | “TOWN - JUST — .STUFFY TRAIN CAR -- cH sort! a By Clitton Meek vi That S. FUNNY ! IM SURE. LLEFT IT STANDING BY THIS POLE — MAYBE SOMEONE'S To MAKE ROOM MRS, JINKS “TOLE Me AH YO DAT SHE. DRUV D'AUTO HOME | WIF A LOT OB BUNDLES Fo YC NOT To BE WORRY IN' SOMEBUDDY STOLE! 5 a ier hands in ecstasy. | I suppose T have read tt a dozen Mov =) iT * he con- “I just dote upon them," @he re- rried, says Billy Blair, took out some Ife SENDING ME “Th. “THE. BANK s——— audience! he says two inches and & she say t| halt? so he| taught’ 10 DULL Ls eB KD. wd gives another hee-haw but 1 got to ask him » Wants the eB8s, oui | ng outsie 10 all tne t 1 Ihe having « cold that | Arrow jong is the average ossf'| “Tat wakes er'sore onl “To Tet | (NS Sy laa — | ie , AW; PICK ON p SOMEONE YER Own size 4 é , Yourself. 1 Vit, db s Well I or a W ears," JUreLE wale the Person, 118 ought Le over Lucile gave him ome look. “Wat tne Drucanty: sie said, A ' always thought you ha bd \ Ueht 20 leweons, Booker 4) Chetste re Tana Sao