The evening world. Newspaper, July 18, 1917, Page 16

Wednesday, July 18. 1917 COMIC PAGE Fvening World Daily Magazine — S MATTER “op : . —— ). t. Pot Evidently Familiarity Does Breed Contempt! me cM Pens About Mhivs —— a enaditaatatnn cli. Aetetadlbcalie 2 wey > " 4} t ———— A T rn _ —---—--- - ‘AY Dow's You -_ ra fca aqS § mu and Plavers OMe Over To “— } bate mere Arre® oe Gers ¢ . i s OuR Mover * Youw Dow Merit) You DONT Come fo You #e @uits | ’ By BID Pay , Tavvre wre + j over OF ven | ¢ Bitie ou sj | J vv ~~ e | } > » | | ; | | . \ i | ¢ | i } . $ j y ; Baeart Martings * v ioe Allen, Algernon ¢ Roane, Greek } at Janet Motiwa , Marty Cros Her Regime —-— —— a seeeererstenneeneee . = Wilt be Caruline White OLD GRINI sens, —- “Le wk ‘ an, ae stare, and J) 4 MINDSTONE GEO ¢ ») ° Spon, be pias, ane Balk ; ST EK GEORGE See, the Conquering Hero “ eV Hegeman, Pauline bre ' ' =aemameen | i Manatt. Cynthia Latham, Cinsie Sew oe el and EAyihe Ma Her We ment” ® ne Broadway on Neo a \ AS ELEANOR SEES IT | Kieanor Dane, who has teen epgaged for Norworth and Bhannon's revue dé Ends of 1917, was beard to say t the title role Was to be here. . partially at least | “How is that?” a friend asked o be on of the ends o the chorus,” she replied AK. &@ E. 8TOCK COMPANY. | The aca by Kiaw & Erlanger of a half interest in the Hollie The Portland, Gre. han, been follower the organization of a Pacific < travelling stock Company to be oper ated by Klaw & Erlanger and Joseph Montrose, Manager of the Moroneo | Theatre, Low Angeles. It will producs riginal plays an well ag the usual stock repertoire, “Under Pressure and “Here Comes the Bride.” new a plays controlled by Kiaw & Erlanger, || << already have been sent West for this 1 nytt | company to use, The troupe will in- | TR \ ra nh augurate its tour at the Columbia, Ban Ay (i at weil 1" r Franciaco, late next month, ‘Then will MTR, ~ ND follow an engagement in Los Angeles. | is NW Mr. Montrose will not sever his con- > nection with the Mororco Theatre. The | new arrangement is an entirely amica- | one so far a6 Uliver Morosco ts} concerned. | LL _—————— aes me : AFTER GOETHE. | S t ; Samuel Hottenstein, the port of the Gx OT! ¢s Woods (A. H.) mits the following | ZI . = =a . pproval: ht, Mit, tobe ewer f aap beste neon. tap, wilipe. i, the. tees THE LESSER EVIL. una! for one mde objected to «| maid. “You ought to be able to make | SKN WIT. Wy Tue Uae Cuotebiug Co, opble is right,” said Miss Tuille, | Ing a dame, ay you call her, home in| “We'll miss you, hid,” sald Poppte fg sealing Gough ans seltersd. nest CERTAIN little Baltimore boy | Person whose nume was on the court shipping vegctables to New z the Blond Stenographer, "1 saw Al G.| a taxicab," 4 Ne dour the private oe Rhee but well aud sun tit two, sbalt feat, | was evidently a €rm believer | resister for some puryose or other, on are r Field once. Ite wrote and played in| "Maybe f'm wrong.” sald the boy,|Ubened and Mies Primm came « ae in the old adage, “Of two eviie|the ground that he was dead. The] “+You've got the lunde sald tho tossed | an afterpiece that brought him pros | “but 1 thought it was a taxicab.” | what's this I hear abou BY WAY OF DIVERSION. choose tho lesser.” counsel on the other side declined to] visitor. ‘You've wot the railroad.|.. “paper Use| perity.” aces ar uautas ae based When women takes the jobs of men, | Turning a cor- [~ ———--—--==4 |accept the assurance and demanded| Why don't you try the speculation? hey've arrested Suflra- | phatis as it should be,” said Bob- “Because | saw you mete asl ed. . ag war will make them do, it's apt to seb 44 tO aaa - | concluaive teatimony on the point “What's the use? suid the far-|«ists who were on duty at))), “Oh, golly!” said Miss Tillie, slyly. Eo didn’t insult her,” replied tie bring about referms, through situa-| P' Whe on nnel for th hi mer, yawning. “The old woman's| the White House e MERCIA URIslWIY Gat eeata Roe cte: | ROY CCS RES IEE ch dl a Me bon counsel for the other! too ‘alletired lazy to do the plowln' | ap Mfather w duty 4 “Why is it? asked Popple pect opple,| "Well, 1 am convinced that yo enaris with vim whon jolting street) iis une | ae urowe and guve corroborative] and plantin’ and weedin'’."—st, Louis my Bren sd aa an ow y ni “Prosperity usually comes provoked, “I wouldn't mind if the la said no mething mean atiout her, Neve ' cars jog PH wi el falls at Oy “Where are you v aeuee | to the decease of the man| Globe Democrat, [ing the Civil War,” sai obdle, the p * dies present would cut out their ex- bei ae Vapld bet ax mares pay conduct hen and ony: “I love rough) | ae a] a tinak ate ——————— Office Hoy tamations. Any time I take a lady||f you can't speak kindly of a person cara like this." When Mary Is 9 traf-| Rolng?” aaked the & mat ey tit pW, do you know the! A QUESTION OF METHOD. “He came from Spooner seems,” snapped Miss Primm, I'm proud of it neh rpm ae neu A hellt take his aummotie with isd repaisea (hts une i Per aee HEN the members of the} “Yeu, Byer soldier swiped} “that we have « little smart Alec in ain’t true that you andj thing “Was that than ieonern ts no words he'll aay that jar, He'll| poo pewained hie wan the reply, ‘I don't French mission were in Indi-|a chicken grandps id pick tt" [our midst.” Miss Primm goes out together now | here to sen me to-day? s thank the girl and drive away, ‘Twill “Homet" t aime to prove.’ anapolls, one of the party “LT heard that joke years ago,” aa es,” suid Popple. “Ef move that/and then?" asked Bobite | “Yes, sit” . bring Oe ee ee ant fic aitia ea the boy ce Md or pare O28 t KAW) told this Ilttle story about Lieut. di| Mopple, the Shipping Clerk. “I thin uy him no attention.’ hae Sac tastariiy: whaated iin vel hereafter, don't tet him 19 rattle Mary tune him. in, | When going to spank [ \|"""Nu, ‘But T do know this—they| Tesean, wide to Marshal Joffre, and|Lew Mlelds, the Minstrel Man, told it] "I don't care about the attention." |her chair. “What do you mean by| cheapest. olf monkes «ta natant Ellen, an a taxi girl, sticks Johnny | joy al buried ‘hii about a month ago on|Jean Fabry, the Hlue Devil yn the end." |said Bobbie, “but how about payin’! that, you little runt?” she demanded. | ever met, He ought to be sn jalle" UO oaibas apg itatet te ad grpsoll vig MEST suspicion —Chicage Herald “In Wasnington Lieut. 4: “Lew Fields was never in a min-|me that ur you borrowed from! “Nothin’:" replied the boy, “Only | With that Mr, Snooks returned to # of yore—no vicious words and groans. | | "N hat?" gasped the astonished ae | wax approached by « pretty American | sirel show," said Miss Primm, Private! me last nicht to take that dame home |Kiddin" Poppie a Ltthe!" a | MA grivate room and shut the door There'll be some wondrous changes | uncle, re. you eager to have your THE WHY. itl: Who wala: Beorelaxy. to the: Bank t you! in a taxicab?” 9, Fou insulting, T shall report will you be good?" said when the women take the Jobs of|mother spank you, that yo THE WHY. we an 1 mall renort| men. While Jack's away abe'll work, |, pe en ee akbar tal ERBERG of Har-| ‘And gid you Kil a German aoi-|tbinking of Aley Field? Oh, for Roodness sukes!” chuckled | edly | Bobbie, “Hore. Ul Jill. By gum, f wonder if she will! gir #0 fast vard said shortly before his|dier? fou mean Al G. Ile Bobbie) Miss Primm, Mis and flounced in 4y & moun lia » No ain” shouted the boy over hin|"” death that he had never yot| ‘Yes! he replied. sang out. “f don't deny. borrowing the dot- | *.the, PHyate, om the Boat tin etice' a rena eM Pn Mol kena giana tout Neingea't a ciaere [ iy ——" found a person! “With which hand did you do it?’| “I mean exactly what I said.” lar.” said Poppte, “but I do deny tak-|"1 guess you're throug , Just like he Donald Mackenazle, who directs Mol- d » “bu don't get there | | Py he could not hyp- | she invquired < 1 Is un that the | bete Da “ ss ey a ‘s = — — tp King in filme, tells un that. the} Belvie s he'll do it!"—Harper's|| 5 ey Zz notize, ‘and that FH Ani EAE Rapalevantal It 7 fay been officially d . 7 Fn sD i\' wreat future in| “And then the pretty Americar J oe § C ar Perhaps Mrs. Joe Didn't Need Any Help! > ring out his statement, he writes | Mann SURFGIOLA Medica) diagno- | xirl weized his right hand and kissed tt ww Ss that he recently observed the follow-| J . als. Gol, Pabey atbon Auarsoee te etrciieg - a i ma tks : TFN, hei Mt 1s w rule to which most good ae BS Y #8) over and aiid to Lieut, de Texsan: Ag G00 MADE TE” lawyers adhere," ot m . Ye | doubt hypnotiam, | "as * d a A - a Miapprored oye Gite Sate Hoan wf Ceutor.” |ON NETS Adhere” obmerved a well 9 they who deem | gay Heavens, man, why didn't you Now THAT INE GOT A FEU? SW OSS - own attorney, ¢ to tell more | ee et) v nin to death? ; aossir. thin one knows, ‘There was an incl. | | on] uypnotinn quacks | —tndlanapolis News MINUTES To SPARE I'LL Goy4 _ ertrude Vanderbilt will be in{#ent in a Western town whereir a ¢ Ce) “are as unjust ae og OUT AND “TURN down — Piacente eine Jane ec so. | MMBOE carried the rule to the ex-| ? A eal han ROMNEY ca piper eal THE GREASE cups f- Wisic Janis is to play some vaule treene, * Bur me | OMA on fuPlbimh enteraAea: Fille dates. ‘The U, BO. hus booked mot a Bond farm hore, the visitor Jewellers shop and, placing a | ae PM Sorothy Abbott and Walter Walker | much battered gold watch on | have been added to the cast of "The the counter, #aid, Chatterbox." ‘L want this ‘ere Edwin 'T. Kmery will stage the mo (Corright National Newnpaper Bervien. tent ApoMed for manded? sical play, "Good Bye, Boys." Eddie ie ane Garvie and Dolly ¢ # will be in tt tter a carat George Rosener, now at the New survey the watch- Brighton, has written 4 pageant for | maker sald, “I'm the Boy ‘Scouts. It will be produced / Renee ssi, “ln Labor Day afraid, sir, Charles McNeughton has been en- ee coat of repairing gaged for the Pol role an will be double Mitzi's starring vehich Vv $ | Sf r ‘0! or gE gg RONG ee / SING BING'S | |r vu seer OS tr eur CLOTHES LINE] aon ina owe Arteria is been aged | hat,’ aid h “ “ee LAS wet fee eee for the musical version ator,” waleh Conan an ve id! the dewellan “at thot BFoduce. zi . wal / BUSTED— AND Price” aera tw b Moronco’ Gen HES LIABLE TO |i rave 0 Baturday to be Oliver Mo varked Tommy, smiiing, mar a punch on the eral Mepresentative in that elty . Nowe for it rm me aaa naire meiperinie i montative tn. ! | LOSE TH and I'm quite ready to rw General lop entative in tha y Kive you two if you'll mend tT ite . coals, Van Wagen who was ‘a ~ f LAUNDRY— Mts. a ‘ aie “i Tees | GREAT GuNs! wats HAPPENED cieeeaneageseemmeeeee , { hts bocce! Cae wife ot Wiliam Ab = Bef NOW AIN'T We |! POOR MARK, To (T ANYWAY 2? LooKS LiKe A FE OH PoP! MAMA RAN hae che ele Ge Vacay in ihe (an ARK TWAIN 4 thauncey M.| 1 ' (HE. CAI \ = ge iat sciyr er in ihe att Dy» NC RIGHT? || MD oevew nce tect strona on Bi ev ER ET ee Wee ene Renee % ee Katherine the same ship. When the ship was a few days out they were both invited to w dinner, Speechmaking time came, Mark Twain had the |first chance, He spoke twenty min- utes and made q great hit, Then 4 Mr, Depew's turn, | "Mr. ‘Toastmaster and Ladies and | Gentlemen,” sald the famous racon- jteur as he rose, “before th Mark Twain and myself made. an | agreement to exchange speeches, He} has just delivered my specch, a | }thank you for th bane vannnee W. Savage hus Galloway of 1 Bouncement Kays Nevertheless Alfred Kap for the leading he role ty “Pair ond Warmer” next season, Mr. Kappoler | tarted yesterday for Pottsville, Pa, his Mivver, having promised to « Gabor Duy dinner with relatves there —~ HAVE ANY HELP AT ALLS - — “Tooay | she Y \ SHE DIDNoT engaged A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. No oyster that ever furnished you soup knew he was dong it \ In which you aited i aebnte | FOOLISHMENT, | i aay that 1 have lost the ao t| x * A im ‘ And cannot reme j anything he was to sayy” Lge | | ‘Then he sat down. There sly Mens | inuch Jaumphter. Next day ar F | |whman who had bec ——" FROM THE CHE or t Oy pee uae age < ia fo! Bs Me ear =, [nat consid es HAVE — Kine eds m lowe lores wae Th | pee ee te | heard that Mr w is a clever! nti i mt ayn 29 vam. a | Cut out the picture on all four sides. Then carefully fold dotted line 1) MAM but really InAs speech: of hie = ~ alied tree Urgis interes t ite entire length, Then dotted ine 2, Fold each section und: Por RG! IAAT DIgnt Struck ne ae 151 W, 125th et id underneath ac- he mo; © oy r Regt eet: Tel, Mogpiss: 8990, gurately, When completed turn! ever and you'll find « surprising WHO BURR IBESPAG): ERb "eels