The evening world. Newspaper, July 17, 1917, Page 14

About Plavs nd Players Hii Iga pe ne * * Ae au yews MAVET HAS A FARCE Sean Haves ‘ Stephen | ® writing « farce wie . The work aressing ' the produ . ’ ° od to be ps A JOKE BY 6 WARFIELD that wim sheddir Wa of the tumours 4 fae t Wuane Tex, " Lowe Mat . feared . “Yer coat ods a shave very day one may hear numeroas euch quips along roadway if one listens BY WAY OF DIVERSION I know an old ogre named Minkety Blank and he is w terribly fussy oid rank. He'll call to bin wite « ing each day, “On, G mee bad boy,” he'll say feeling well,” on “E fear tho last youngster | ate was too bad afte I'll have to be careful here- 1 guess, although | do love to 1 confess.” So, childr It beho: * you to min Don't cry or plain and don't dare be unkind. The ogre will toss you right into his pot. It wouldn't be nice to be bolled—1 guess not! He never bas dined on a good youngster yor Ho just you be sweet and you won't have to fret. But uid you be naughty—oh, heave lek out! The ogre will get you beyond any doubt WHAT THEY WANTED. De Wolf Hopper, after doing bis bit | @omewhere in the Winter Garden show the other night, was applauded roundly. “Listen to that!" said a chorus girl to another. .“They want him to take & bow.” | Naw' replied the other. hey | want Nim to recite ‘Casey on a Bat.’ ” AS TO Mi CROSMAN, Henrietta Crosman isn't to appear tm “Getting Married” next season after all, She expects to head ber own company A CHRISTMAS PARTY, To-morrow night will be "Christ- mas Eve" with the Lights Club, Free- port. Because so many of Its actor- members will be “on the road” at Christmas time the club will have its Obristmas party to-morrow Some of the members are hoping to Bad contracts in their stockings, WELL, WE NEVER! William Emerson, addressing us as “Dear Madam,” wants to know how | to place vaudeville sketches. Firat eaten your actor, little girl! | HER GREAT RECORD. Mildred St, Clair of “Hitchy-Koo" claims to be the only spear carrier | alive who nevor stuck herself. Gossip, Marry Reichenbach France to fight—for ness. Harry Mestayer has been engaged to play the role of Meredith in the New York “Knife” company. Tom Wise has bought « farm at Croton-on-Hudson, He will raise a €rop of building lots. is going to the film busi- “Parlor, Bedroom and Bath,” a new farce, was staged in Atlantic City by A. H. Woods last nigh With the engag t of Nancy Winston, Kiaw & pleted the cast of Bride.” nger have com ‘Here Comes the Out in Cleveland, Lily Cahill of the Colonial Stock Company was heralded as “the unkissed leading lady.” Shucks, Lily! ‘Arl Laemn President of the Uniyersal, addressed the film con- Vention in Chicago yesterday. Joo Brandt led the applause Ed. BE. Pidgeon of Philadelphia, in @ letter, advises ell young fathers keep away from rum, That's a fine thing to write us. Catherine Powell has a new galled “Le Parisian Pom-t which will soon be seen on the big e§ highly recommende: n will t e manag the fortheomin of "The stage ll, Chick Sales'’s home town, a theatre has been named for him.’ In addition to that, Chick has twins and everything. John Martin of the act known the Flying Martins has made ap plication for job in the United States Aerd Service ANSWERS TO INQUIRIES. Pele—Prince Joachim's name is pro nounced Hokum G. M. P,—-Ask the Artcraft Com pany, Godfrey Muilding A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY, Because he always keeps his c preseed, John 1s koryy 2a., has wor in} chosen profession tt ehop FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE “I saw y of ¥« ow the family.” Ragiite 1 looking out of a window hax to look out for Playing taught 20 lemons, Rook fre. Origine! Christensen Behoo! 120th oi, Tel, Mormyugride 6960, iA MATTER Por? eg iam a EFvenind World Daily Magazine Question: When Is an Aunt an “ Awnt”™ J] Gotta AwT Jia, | [You StoOvL ONT CALL Wily SdouLDN YT 1) ?. AN BP y Her ANT? LJ | ) Care eR j Sd Knows A ) J You Stourn CAL! ANT J WHAT WorHs in Movin | 5 Her Awnr » 1 1 PICTURE ) Ee ha tar ) ie BE a a G HENRY tINDSTONE GEORGE HASENPFEFFER pare These Were Not Stepping Stones to Success! ‘- ———__—— NRE crea oa pe | omwens it remopmamns om + tomy Bay J Tuesday, July 17. 1917 By C M . a 4 | cause Some Ruppy, | MiédT HEAR You ™ | | > Tein % } Your Awny wut a\ “Insects, a By Clifton Meek AL | y snipes —<l se, ane, Many a True Word Is I WouLUNT Have CALLED SR ONY I HOPED Y'MIGHT Have Some, x Hesse LIL HOmMe-MADE “BISCUITS LEFT Like WiGAVE ME LAST, MonTH f NES —Y'SEE , WANTS “TO ENLUST PuT IM SiMpMr Or HUH? Wet I NEVER Give A‘ peccar’ Twicel- By Bud Counihan “AN! A CouPLA \—~ Hose LIL BROCUITS WoucD Have PUT, ME TES RIGHT? ors - Z ' Outdoorland a eee 19it New by The Pra Publishing Co, York Evening World.) King Bird or Bee-Martin, there many apples on your trees this year?” asked of tho children ‘A great many,” answered Bombus, me for yourself.” It was a delightful day and a cool played among the trees of the shady orchard in Outdoorland, Boo, one and see bree: Bess ant Bombus made sure that there was a great deal of sport in store for them this fall, picking ap- ples off the laden trees. t ‘neath the chatted Ciek Then they of the branches shade ck-cllok click Bome- thing above thelr heads was making A wound like the pping of a wateh case. LooRing up, the friends saw a dusky, downy, chubby bird, with w white breast who was sup ping upon Insects. which were unwise eno to fly too near him Every time he caught one his beak at and made the clicking 1 nd t #1 ie Ho, ho! So it Is you, ts It? ex- claimed Bombus. The bird did not scem disturyed at Rombus's bh threatening greeting. 1 Neking and catching went on as ked Bess in awe were here he HOW TO JOIN THE KLUB AND OBTAIN YOUR PIN “Klub Pin.” * ildren ange KIDDIE KLUB COUPON NO, | Kiddie Klub Korner CONDUCTED BY ELEANOR SCHORER } Cousin Eleanor’s Klub Kolumn = { | oa Py | Dear Cousin Members: |>v' it is a good idea to do #0 any- | Among many other letters yester- | }, It would 4 I doubly interesting, |day's mail brought me were five fal Q. May I make part of my drawing envelopes. Each contained coupons In color and the rest in ink? for flve new members who wished to You may, The award winner join our dear Klub, That is the lar which 4# publiehed in the Klub Kor- {number of Pennant Winners ree ner to-day ts a painting, It ts all \in one day and It is interesting to see |40ne in color, I am sorry that it \that these five Cousins who have could not be printed so, | worked so hard in the interest of the Klub and have interested other Kid- \dies aro five boys, They are Joseph |} Sandman, twelv years old, No, 24) Hast One Hundred and Twentieth Street; Edward Bahr, ten years old, | | No. Marion Street, Brooklyn; N | rte Reynolds, three years old, N \Carpenter Avenue, Bronx Abramson, thirteen years old, | Washington avenue, Bronx the Klub, Why were they not ac- cepted? M, Ly A. So many contributions come in that I can not be expected to remem- ber yours in particular a two-cent stamp with your next contribution I shall be glad to tell you why it was or was not printed. Q. May we send the money for the French orphans in stamps? S | iN | Abraham Bumberg, No, 731 Kast Fifth Str A. Yes, It may be sent in stamps, Now, girls, (his will never d ‘olin, check or money order, Checks | “PLEASE LET HIM STAY,” PLEADED BESS, |boys are way ahead in pennant win 1 money orders to be made payable | CaMiaiebilasetie SS ih sal |ners, Come~you can do as well, Let | to The Evening World me seo you try Do we have to send our money week? Q. every A. No It ts better to do so at the nd of each month. | woula soon see what It 1s," replied! apples in your orchard,” she replied. — Bombus, “But since he ts not here 1 { ah t courae, I sould not have i af t done,” said the professor witu a@ you Ho la & Kingbird. sweeping, gallant bow to his guests as you know anything about them?” they departed for Wideawake Lani.” “Ne,” answered Bob, “Please tell) (Suggested by Rae Frank, age twelve, No. 12 West One Hundred and Thir- teenth Street.) = Questions and Answers. Q. Must we send a i companying the drawing ¢ wish to be when I grow u ‘A. You are not required to dd so according to the the contest, Contest (| will tell bo Q. Can a child under five years of join the Klub? A. Yes, Members may join at any | age under sixteen, Cousin Eleanor. ag | "Well, Mr. Kingbird is also known as flycatcher or bee-martin,” sald the professor, "So far as catching files | woes (at which he ts a genius), and | [devouring insects that are harmful to A Ww ard W inner, J vne Drawin g ]the crops, he is the farmer's friend. | NOTHER klub saa sea | | But when he ts acting the role of bee- | cousin has URECT: “What TW teh to Be Mastin (tlaitiine Go iear HA Ge Alas || chosen camp- When I Grow Up.” One dollar | |For then he catches our honey bees, | N& as his ideal of a | “He has a fiery temper. When he| Perfect vacation, He gets angry his head fea is WILLIAM AR- |'They stand up on end and show a| THUR Gi of | small bright red ap Ho | Harrington Park, will be awarded to each Klub member who makes the best draw- ng for his her age on the above subject. This contest will close Sat urday, July 28. All drawings must be received not later than that date. hers bri n his crest will have good cause to show ‘is red J So strongly a —————e—er—e—r—r—er—eeeeer"_ @ aes Parade ine mineecw Gtr ags Mid this vacattoi . . head when to-morrow 4 | eation H Earn a Klub Pennant } | | Idea appeal to Cousin | cause he will be put right out} William that mereiy . of my orchard,” answered Hombus. | drawing it, he Q2INCH felt pennant, made in the Klub Oh, how can you be ao cruel! Please} « id he felt, colors, bive and gold, end bearing the Pik ? Nae tig| WAS Not enough, So Kiddie Klub name, will be given free to To dare the paintad hie pine every Ki | not know g (0 cat your| ture, very cleverly, in water colors, and best vaca- | ps™ tue honey bees. | tion picture by a klub member twelve y¥ duction t |. "Whet would you do if T did have] of the picture, necessary because of Mmited space, unto ely does not she plgnarure, destroyed?” asked Bombus, | do it Justice. ‘The original BN beg , f oh tem member, {unt aa Ta 3 c iginal painting is a remarkably good bit of work for Jual Aiddies apply for mew, ‘Ob, i could never come to pick| so young an artist, ies make your drawing | Q. I sent several contributions to| If you send | ~ MOVING PICTURE FUN NIES (Copyright, National Newsrmper Service, Uateot Applied For.) Cc OK TREES Cut out the picture on all four sides. ike entire length, Then dotted line 2 | curately. Thon carefully fold dotted line 1 Fold each section underneath ac- When completed turn over and you'll find a surprising result, SKIN DEEP, “‘l want to buy a dog about this B. DURYEA, a millionaire sports- high and this long. Its a kind of man, sald at a fleld dog trial at | sreyhound, but jt ain't a greyhound, Letohatchee, Ala.: because it's fatter around the walat d its tail is thicker, and {ts nose “Beauty may be only skin deep in| is shorter and kind of turned up Hke the case of human beings, but, in the|/a bulldog, but more like a hound, case of dos, Ueauiy—vs feima jc the |thouxh longer and lower, with « rouxher coat and bandler legs. Do you keep such dogs?" No,’ said the dealer, ‘we drown. ‘em.’ ""—Washington Btar, whole thing. “An ugly dog {s nothing. A chap once went to a dog dealer and sald: