The evening world. Newspaper, July 14, 1917, Page 10

About Plays and Players | By BIDE DUDLEY | re HE writer of this column ceives a number of lett daily from non-professional song, writers, asking how they can et their son; published. It has been our custom to refer them to ood natured old Meyer Cohen, Gen- eral Manager of the Harry Von Til- ner Music Company for advice and comfort, but we have swamped him and he's yelling for help. Therefore, we would have a word with these | aspiring songists here. ‘We know of but one sure way to wet your song published, dear read- and that is to first contrive to ve it sung regularly in public by & professional entertainer, or two or three of them. If, for instance, Ray- mond Hitchcock, John Charles Thom- as or any other stage singer agrees to use your song and does so, any publisher in the business will accept it eagerly. The holds good garding vaud regularly employed; 80 per juccess of & song depends on its | bet ng properly. If it cannot be put ore the public in this way it ign't worth bothering with. bh house has its own lyric compose: firms do not care to deal with out~ siders unless they offer 601 al- ready being used. So, write ie song, get it sung and then call on the publishers. And, incidentally, keep away from patriotic ditties, Ex- act! 463 of them bave been writ- past four months. BY WAY OF DIVERSION, Buggestet by Jack Norworth,) The other night I had a dream in which I went On High. St, Peter met me at the gate with heavy tread and aigh. Th 00 men had St. Peter's face was marked with care; a tear coursed were on the way. Gown each cheek, I asked him why so many came a haven there to seek. He wrung his bands and smote his chest, low he bowed his head. In trembling tones he made reply, “The world’s gone mad,” he said. “Below in France,” he whispered nex) “where roses used to bloom, they're placing crosses painted white, each a soldier's tomb. Where once thi songs of birds wi The world’s And then he poke no more. St. Peter's words rang in my ears. ¥ would not pass away. And I was glad when I awoke and saw the dawn of day, Oh, would that those to whom belo! the blame for all this strife could dream and hear “The world’s gone mad.” ‘Twould teach them love and life, KRUGER |S ENGAGED, r have engaged Otto Kruger for their forthcoming pri by Max Marcin and Roy Atwell. Serager, last seen in “Captain Kidd a is one of the few good juventies in the New York actor market. KIDDING THE SPORT MAN. Wynn, while motoring near Buffalo recently, picked up a New York evening paper which contained ® Weird account of the boxing match between Jack Dillion and Jack Clif- ford, After stating that Dillon's old deadly wallop did not show up to bother Clifford, the account said: “In the first part of the bout Smith kept Dillon mighty busy * ¢ ¢ After that Dillon woke up and had little trouble getting inside Smith's leads,” &c. “By the way,” wrote Wynn, in his accompanying note, “this story brings back the Willard-Johnson fight. Who won that one? Was it id McCoy or Walter Kingsley?” PROFESSOR! Prot. orio, Who plays the slip horn at the Union Square Thea- tre, has a great admirer in Orville of Brooklyn. Orville saw the jor swallowing the horn one not long ago and, hurrying » immortalized him in rhyme. The poem is long, > suppose, Mr. and Mrs. Reader, we have @ look at just two verses: Stomach out of order? Are your kidneys Protewor Di Gregorio, who glare the elide wom You've trart of Paderewsi'! and you're bent of Kibet You're heard of Biman acd the rest! No doutt ‘thes re Very alic Some say that Mister Soum te the best the work’ Tine own; pis banda are. there, can't compare with Freddie's aide trombone A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. A Kaneas woman of eighty, on r firwt automobile ride re- ently, said she felt suite “high- priced.” FOOLISHMENT. man, Pe'er K. MoCali vig at al FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE, “Everybody's interested in a report that a floor is to added to the Woolworth Bullding “They ought to be story.” I's a new WITHOUT NE trial has con- vinced thousands of women that the use of OLD GRINDSTONE GEORGE We Fear This Child’s. Affections Are Only Nickel-Plated! HENRY HASENPFEFFI1 IM SES ALL FAGGED, OUT @INCE ‘OUR NEW CooK LEFT US! DANGONIT “THEY DONT GAY LONG ENUFF “To GEY ACQUAINTED WITH em! Cooks’ ARE BOUT AS PERMANENT AS A FLEA ON AHOT Rock’! 2 WHY “Two Y'FATHEAD LComrvttth 1019, Prane Punting Co OT Rent Kiddie Klub Korner CONDUCTED BY ELEANOR SCHORER | > » i Outdoorland Copyrigit, i Brown family for .to-d hope you will be pleased,” said Bombus to the children They came to w thicket where all three hid themselves as best they 1017, by The Urea Ifoliah (The New York Drening World.) The Brown Family HAVE planned a visit to the ng Od., could. It seemed a funny way to go a-calling, but these wero Bombus's orders “Quiet now!" commanded Bombus. “Here comes our hos F Bhe was a_ pert, gety, little brown bird with bright round eyes, which were quick to spy the three friends in spite of their careful hiding. A Mre, Brown Wren hopped in the thicket about, her tail over her back d the strip of snake skin which she 4 fetched in her mouth until she t the children and their SOON THE BIRDS LET THE CHICDREN FEED THEM not watching. Then she © and disap-|be found and fed them io her dar-|the most food from Papa Brown. It into @ little round hole near! lings was their daddy's way of teaching | Upon coming near the nest she! them to be quiet and polite and grown RRR RAR AAA) i Cousin Eleanor’s Klub Kolumn { My dear Cousin Artists: |wish of the whole world that long| HE patriotism you show is de-|Pefore you grow into men and women ae lightful, In your drawings of | Uncle Sam will have no need of these “What I wish to be when 1{S¢FVices. However, If it be necessary grow up” so many have pictured|I hope that you will stick to your yourselves as Red Cross nurses, am-| "solutions, The Kiddie Klub will bulance drivers and field surgeons.|then have great reason to be proud Now, my kind kiddies, it 1s ane and dandy of you to resolve to do this of its grown cousins, Meanwhile let us have ambitions be- great and good work which the grown men and women of to-day are enter- sides these and keep good our resolu- Jing upon so ‘bravely; but it ts the tions to volunteer if the call comes, Your proud Cousin Eleanor. }$ Contributions From Klub Cousins § rene AAAI AAPAAADP APDIP DDD ODORRDD DAN Mi ad got home, He thous that | o Flag. Ap other, flags. with, colors brah | nit and the robin wouldn't tell or other Yandy may do | was this: He wae note Klub tite, Wh saved the coupons and became mo. Lid eT was banoy ever after Marke A it Tage eleven. No, 1100 Kast Ninety" Jat Street, ‘Brooklyn, The Wanderer, poy was wandering in the for Once & My Polly, es she want a snake skin} would call and father Brown would| up. Soon they would even let the vegan to \ answer a sort of “all's well” ery.| children feed them. Ne would mak t is afraid of snakes.” n she would go in, Soon the ba-| Sugge! by ANG ACA BUR? How did I get in the fores! “Ht has been paid | Lies knew her call and would answer | age fourteen, of No, 630 Carlton Ave the wol! made mo answer, He asked tie ll venture where he] also. nue, Brooklyn, N. Y but the robin made no answer, Then finds bits of ke skin, It may be ns Y x aay Shalt, appetites grew. —— — — — —— | for protection, It is common among] as they themselves did. Now mother i m a wren to have them in their homes.| Brown was for walting upon. them Award Winner, June Picture Contest db ob This must be a new home.” eull and would fetch food just as! is — hes in @ tu ‘Aa T have sald before, time passes| she did when they wore tiny fledg- a 4, foe) tera at will in pyland where the three | lings. | HE fun that i One, the most daring, peeped out and | Two VAN’S NORUB insures cleaner clothes in ball the time ~ and no rubbing is required. Your dealer sells it, 5e & We packa; Van Zile Co, Mirs, West Hoboken, N. J. my each evening, camp lite af 8 went by in a twinkling of an | 6aw his dad eating the delicious mor- | Ld ‘ Ps sol which his mother had brought. Bo} fords appeals UP ton the dar erows Sear Now the children saw the mother | he clinbed down to the ground, The|to CHARLES nd "ton" ng J bear | of the Brown family } the nest, | proud papa tmmedi gave him the) wHITE, aged That she Kiddie Khib grog be ; vaw the father of the Brown famtly | biggest portion of it,” and mamma oy oe gan RESSIh, RIOHMAN twelfe yea, No. guard the nest and knew that five] sang a beautiful song of joy, The eleven, " | ceo Saraices Avenue, Brooklyn | babies, instead of » ogee, inhabited | sisters and brothers, seeing this, fol-| Park Avenues, | n the nest of the Brown family lowed the example of their venture-| Brooklyn, whose | W To JOIN THE KLUB AND mother brought back the most | some brother ; drawing wins him | SHOW 70 PIN YOUR PIN, aM and delicious grubs that could Bess, Bob and Bombus all noticed | th Beginning with any oom. that the one Who cried the least got | the award in the | ber, “out out sit of tices? | OOOO OOOO OOOO rea) mine pentant | A r r ntest fo 7 '$ July Drawing Contest 3) 27% Klub P 3] the best drawing dS 108, nda Ls ewe Cet t arn &-Biub Pennant 3 | eye xiun coun Prening Word, No. 8 Park UBJECT: “What T Wish to Be Qe-iped fall geuves Pease nia’ jn" gat must AY ation ic ” sate >» ‘AM AGE iS When I Grow Up.” One doll Asie be and oe ae he preteen “Klub Pin.” AXp \bpRDSS s ' Kiddie Klub name my ‘wahare pot over fifteen 7 Will be awarded to each Kivth | oreey Sit? wr vields all the out 1 Rilgren, enyenen, Stentor, Gren wre member who makes the best drawing | em ant t brings| door sports a b te ated wih saver gay Klud Tin for his or her age on the above sub: fy Loupn eaves | 11k 68 -~ boating anu Dem certificate. | ject. This contest will Alose Saturday, a 14 eae nae, | Hunting, fishing, swimming, target practice and sleeping In a tent tn true| KIDDIE KLUB 8 July 28, All drawings must be re- fs dividual kgidie app) for meu’ {| CUtdoor life fashion. And there 4m no vacation ¢o thoroughly red-blooded COUPON NO. tadrene celyed not later than that date, ta al and healthful aa that which Cousin Charles has selected for himself, e MOVING PICTURE FUNNIES ~—-.. 0-0-4— ' KAISER. ; BILL HAS ! KIDNAPPED i PERK — THATIS, Cut out the picture on all four sides, Then carefully fol Then dotted line y fold dotted line 2, and dotted line 3, h accurately. When completed turn over and you'll find a it 1 its entire length, CARRYING OUT THE PROVISIONS aid the farmer you see I'm the usband’s will and r told me Lwa hiladelphia Star, “and a fot of sugar, "Good gractou “Whatever do Kou want with all them goods?’