The evening world. Newspaper, June 11, 1917, Page 14

ee ee ee a \'" All right, old man! Five hundred a » Brady has not in the musical service in the trenches the in thts country will go the lighter forms : uf E Ff ote Hi ng Be ~outs, He recently pre- ‘s Daughter’ in Washing- was 90 well received he will! it into New York in the fail, NEXT AT THE BOOTH. “Friend Martha,” a play by Ed- = Hd Mr, MacGregor’s debut as a Broad- way producer, Edmund Breese will! head the cast, Others will be Oza ‘Waid Heien Lowell, Florence | Edney, ia Moore, Reginald Denny, | Charles A. Stevenson, Sydney Groen- | street, John I. Shine and Wallace Brekine, . BY WAY OF DIVERSION. ir laying for him with a club and w I catch the brainless dub 1 mean to bounce it off his knob and, Tl glory in the job. I'm speak- of the man who greets me in the m the streets with, “Is it hot enough for you?” when in the shade it’e ninety-two. It brings this guy @ world of fun, as on our beans the summer sun comes beating down with all its might and makes us mad to fight. The king of pests is he to me! He gets my goat so easily T hate the whole blamed universe and on his head I put a curse, Let's form # club to show this guy how muc? ‘we bate him—you and I, You like the scheme and you'll agree? All right! Please send your dues to me. HE DID THE RIGHT THING, While Velix Adier was entertaining the soldiers at Fort Myer Saturdhy night the electricity gave out and left stage in darkness. Adler imme- diately told some ourrent jokes and waved the situation. HERMAN FIXED MATTERS, Tn an anteroom of the A. H. Woods headquarters Saturday Martin Her- the Woods General Manager, ‘was confronted by # well-known actor who wanted an engagement. The room was full of stage people, “Give you $160 a week,” sang out Mr, Herman, “Ob, 1 cant take that,” replied the actor, “My salary is much more.” He literally forced Mr, Herman Into “ latter's private office, where said: “TU take dt, Martin, If you'll ix my rep with that crowd outside.” A couple of minutes later, when the actor left, Mr. Herman stuck his head out the door and called: &® weok, but not a cent more,” And the actor strode out very, very Go Ada Meade will be in “Rambler Rose.” Eleanor Byrne Fox has been added to the cast of “My Lady's Glove.” Bi baby ts to be named A Brooklyn after Justine Johnstone, When one is really grabbed by fame one cannot escape. Percy Bronson and Winnie Baldwin ‘will join the cast of “His Little Wid- ows” at the Astor Theatre to-night, WHAT HO, FRANK! Hasn't Frank Geagrave lovely hair? God bless him!—"Mrs. Rambler" in Grpenpoint Home News. A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. Jed Gillen of Fatula, Mo., is such a Jazy youth that when a mule kicked him the other day old man Gillen gave the mule four extra ears of corn, DR. BINGEL’S TIPS. If your eyesight Is bad it might be ‘ali to visit a public school and get « couple of pupils. ANSWERS TO INQUIRIES, ‘Turner—Don't know where Harri- son Fowler is. 2. They're white, Gabriel N.—See Chamberlain Brown fn the Fitzgerald Bullding. FOOLISHMENT. ‘There was a young woman named Mame, Winn always was saying oave came,” FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. “Why does the dog wag his tail?” “Because the tall cannot wag the dog.” | T'S the rubbing that wears out your clothes and makes washing hard work, “VAN’S NORUB and have cleaner clothes ana vo rubbing. 5e & 10c packages At your dealer's. Van Zile Co., Mirs., West Hoboken, N. J. YA Lost A ceNT WDiDN+ Yar Thost A CENT Now Youve Gor A CENT AGAIN t WOULD Give +m Two Ce ts REWARD WOULD Get rt BACK FoR me MAMHES YA SQUARE | N ind Ani / at WELL IT Look® Like ‘TVve Gone AN’ LoéT ME Wires Love FoR Life “HEN*—GHE CLAIMS X DONT Love HER (eerie Woz, HER: BIRTHDAY } ~_No I REMEMBERED “TWAS HER BIRTHDAY HER “BIRTHDAY” AN’ Y'DIBNT SUP, HER... ANY “PREGENT “STEVE - — NO WONDER SHES HA-HaR! Wor—DD N' FORGET TO Give HER A” PRECENT" oR Give HER ONE SHE DONT Like P — Y'SE® MARRIED A MONTH = AN’ Y@eTTIN’ "ROUND LOOKIN’ LIKE “TH! BUSTIN’ UP OF A HARD WINTER f ALLRIGHT-BuY DIDNT GET HER A “THING! Comrrieht, 1917, Prone Publishing Co (N.Y. Rvening World) GAVE ME ONE OF MY OWN CeNTs BACH 1019, Press Pubiiehieg Ca. (N, Y. Brening World) « WELL Yee =I ASKED HER WoT GHED LIKE AN’ GHe GAID SHED Love ME SES AS MUCH \© XI DIDNT GET 1 HER ANYTHIN'! (OU) ich Joe Will Find First—The Brake or a Lamppost ! ae soe! Joe! dove. @aAREFUL!! You'Re GOING. "To0 FAST! MAKE HIM SLOW UP Quick maNn!-taKe Y'FooT OFF “THAT ACCELERATOR AND SLAM oN Y'BRAKES OR WE'LL WIND UP IN THE ; MoRGUE! quick'! BE CAREFUL — “THE NEIGHBORS ARE LOOKING !! ACCELERATOR? THAT curs vad! Luanta STOPIt! Scat with “DIGGING IN UNDER FIRE” (Coprrignt, 1911, by ie Beis Syrdicate, tne.) SEU al a ra oringae we it Poses Peon (e_O. ¥. Smeaton Wot) (7 BE CONTINUED) Rereiiing AN AERIAL RAID ON THE Foo nny eee TOSEEMY WAR, <e GPRDEN ! My PovaTo-) VINES ARE OP THAT FAR Now! ae DDEPor”