The evening world. Newspaper, May 16, 1917, Page 16

4% ri Fieping World Daily Magazine’ _ What Every Woman Does By Helen Rowland je See ion | The Kaiser Is Watching You! Wudlished Daily Except Eunday by the Press Publishing Ci No: —— ep Ag ae el x Company, Nos, 63 to = RALPH PULITZDR, Coprright, 1017, by the Prem Publishing Co, (The New York Rvening World). ALPI PULITZDR, President, 63 Park Row. sos Puittazen, ar. ke 3 bark ftow, HIS morning tered at the Post-Office at ork a0 Becond-ci aus. I dusted all the books and rearranged them, 2 5 w 07 ter, ‘ Bubseripiion Rates to ¢ Evening} For Eng and and the, Continent and And got up the laundry, ‘World for rs United States All Countries In the International And watered the plants, te and Canada Postal Union, \ And washed the doj wen x eh el ae bag one was i Lt} ‘And helped the maid scrub all the white painte, ie a ce And ordered the groceries, and the meat, VOLUME 57..... ‘ . 20,357 some extra cream, i _ Lown comocncmnens | And darned seven pairs of hose, And took down the curtains for the summer, f CAN THEY BEAR THE ODIUM? And packed all the winter furs, and sent them to 1 “ Consti i nite $0) 7 ‘ storage, ME Constitution of the United States, which places upon Con- pi shined all the faucets, and the dressing allver, gress the responsibility of formally declaring war, also spe- eaaraunae ‘And ‘wrote a letter to Mother, cifically vests in it the poSer “to raise and support armies,” And answered the telephone six times, “to provide and maintain a navy to make rules for the government! And wrote another letter to his Mother, i and regulation of land and naval forces,” and “to lay and collect taxes, duties, imposts and excises, to pay the debts and provide for the, common defense and gencra! welfare of the United States.” It is now forty days since Congress declared the existence of a And dressed, and went out to pay the gas bill, : And stopped at the green grocer’s for some lettuce and strawberries, + And went to the market to find some fresh fish, And to the dairy to correct a mistake in the bill, why His blue serge sult bada’t ; etate of war between the United States and the Imperial German vei SH a, ee j Government, thereby binding itself by the supreme law of the Con-| And left His watch at the Jeweller’s to have the crystal replaced, j stitution “to provide for the common defense and general welfare.” And ordered the lockamith to come and fx the latch, 4 In what state does the forty-first day of war find the nation? Fe a AEA TE pelt pal en i Still without an adopted plan for raising armies; still without i / re hem Loa matd had sprained her thumb, t authority for increasing the personnel of the navy; still without any! / ? *¢ And helped her poultice it, : eave the most doubtful and chaotic schemes for adding to the national, ¥ //” And told her to He down, while I finished the dusting and washe@-” ” yevenues; still without control of the gamblers and speculators who! / the lunchiéon dishes for her, and Axed the salad for dinner, | ‘And then I discovered that there were no matches in the house, and . | that we needed soap powder, and olive oll, and a new dust brush, | And put on my hat, and went out to get them, ‘And rushed back, just in time to take the groceries off the dunrb-waiter, have forced up food prices with a ruthlessness that promises to end by, producing panic; still without a start on the all-important task of building ships to meet the submarine menace; still without a Congress| ~~ that inspires confidence or does anything to deserve the trust of tho: aly | And let tho plano tuner in, and answer the telephone again, and tell” 100,000,000 people whom it is supposed to represent and whose honor,! at heat} CUP UAE NO ale i » in i ! y ot And let the water inspector in, age roo hase te in or pose ue } f ty 5 | and prepare the strawberries, and set the table for dinner, ge spectacle-—for enemies and allies to contemplate with dif-| } t f | And srl my hair, and powder my nose, by ferent feelings! i$} At the most critical moment in the nation’s history has its legis-| 5 | And slip into something fluffy, and change my slippers, Rta ; ‘ { i | And then—HE came tn! - lative power ceased to function? ] Ha) i } ‘And wanted to know if I wouldn't like “Just to jump into” my evening Pe Members of tho Sixty-fifth Congress should take a rapid survey ‘ clothes, : 35 of themselves and consider whether they wish to bear, the rest of their And Rie out be leat Se En! lives, the odium of having, from narrowness, pettiness and lack of even ro aren CEAOND all day, with NOTHING to do, and nothing embryonic statesmanship, discredited democracy and constitutional to think about! ‘ 4 government, as this country knows them, at a crisis when the best that Because we keep a perfectly good maid, you know; is left in the world is depending on them. | And, when you “keep a matd,” EVERY man knows i : | That there 1s nothing in the wide, wide world for a woman to do Around the house! ‘ We guessed as much. The Imperial German Government keeps‘all its peaceful looks for Petrograd. | | ea } ay Be yee iy i | / ‘ ceed ‘ : nal , ; . Rages eee OE iy aa | / (eee ee ||) Anthems of Our Allies TO PLACE LIBERTY LOAN BONDS. a iw RS Se Ay aro By James C. Young NSTEAD of depending on general advertising, why not : take a few direct, practical steps to popularize the Liberty Loan Bonds? For instance: Why dn’t every employer with a fair-sized payroll have a talk with his employees and work out a plan whereby he shall puychase a Liberty Loan bond of small denomination for any employee who wants one, to be paid for gradually = — = = —— by withholding say 5 per cent. of the employee's weekly Successful By Roy le Copsright, 1917, by the Prem Paplishing Co, (The New York Evening Workd). i ITALY—The Humn of Garibaldi ' fis tay aul Jui pasciows were ripening for: @ baldi is a lyric} blow at Austria, which then held call that has) Northern Italy in its grasp. The spari: moved the Itallan| of freedom had been ruthlessly people to memor-| quenched by the Invader, wherever able deeds, [t|found. Prison awaited the man was written| brave cnouth to question the grosses: under tho stress| Wrongs. The bastinado was employed of rebellion] dally In punishment of word or deed against Austria,| that smacked of liberty, Even women and through it. | Suffered this reprisal at the hands of salary? nd ; ; In many cases the wage-earner would welcome the two- Salesmanship -- : fold opportunity for saving and patriotism. The security is Cocoriaht, 1017, be The Press Publishing Co, | pet mice turn into bugs?” asked Mr.) ‘"~e,are boobs to be foolish about I absolutely safe, the ultimate return as good or better than (fae New York Breatan Work.) Jarr, it. I know what's thc matter,” he : | . ad Ailegieeia . ; ay , ; ation’x| Me Austrians, ; that from t haat iy ‘ce HAT'S the matter with every- ‘What do you carry in your eyes?" | sa'd. . and Emil js attending aj lines runs the flame of @ nat! b : . savings deposits. Selling Securities to Women. W body these days?" askea Mr |Gus inquired, “Moving pictures? | mask ball among the m.ves—going as | hatred for the oppressor. The great Ree Litera pees bats Garibald rs ; The employee whose pay is $30 per week would have Jarr. “Row, quarrel, fight! ] What have you been driaking?" ugs." | soul of Garibaldi seems reflected in ) ready to strike, baldi, al- 66] SELL securities," remarked a ‘ ' ‘ All the married folks in our flat seen only $1.50 withheld. He would have the steady satisfaction ] clean cut, vigorous lookink |, have their fighting clothes on, and ped ory | that he was putting by something for his family (ee Lair Oras te fost A hd when I come in here to your place at the same time lic!ping Uncle Sam with his part- we at ls. fleld ‘Ginger ale,” replied Mr. Jarr. “I'm| “And I suppose the mask ball 1s a| ita proud spirit, for it was none other ‘ Pppene An 1G ea eee Ns {ng in training for the universai| benefit affair for some rodent andj than the Liberator who inspired the|‘rurin, “He reached Genoa Dec. 15, prohibition .hat the war may bring| nsectivorous war relief fund?" | verses dedicated to him. The first of/and there fell In with Luigi Mercan- red Mr, Jarr, “Rats!” these {s exceptionally fine, and cannot | ‘i, a professor in the university at Gus, for peace and quiet—I only run nership, hee. Hite i 4 eae nto fight and riot.” Well, I should worry about that,"| “Not rats, mices," replied Gus, “I|be heard without a stirring of the] ‘™ Wate ne L Hees Be Acie pre i yore ¥ com’ | “By goliies!” said wiping his} said Gus, “I'l go into makin: erpillar change " hes Garibal ber: : ! pa he 5, sald 8. i ig soft] seen a caterpiliar change tnto a but- | heart, teer sald Garibaldi. In less than nine months he could own a $50 U. S. bond. into the office from the other 8X) versoiring brow. “I've put out flags | drinks, terfly once, right beside my own eyes, | 1k forward! All forward! Mercantin! spent ten days on thi work. There is some doubt as to whe wrote the music, but the welght ef evidence inclines to a composer named vier aribaldi had under his command - ne, a picked corps called the Cacctatogl. be Mie Cece: Gon ee they began a triumphal | invasion of Lombardy. Then it wae “Look, ‘The employer, on the other hand, would have the satis. | “"S (urned over to me. of all nations, and I've had to put out “Often 1 am asked to explain why A i tight f all nations, Raffert faction of contributing, by immediate, practical co-ope it {a 1 am ablo to secure the confl | 1008 with Schmidt, and Tony pati tion, to national war needs and also to far-reaching habits of | “ence of women so easily. It seem | itoppier, and you “and me come aational thrift. one well uaneeeeee S ee iitterent |2eu® Poking each other in the fac He : F tactics apply is to too, My, such excitement! I guess would strengthen the confidence and loyalty of his | sexes, but most len seem to feel hat | cone don't. want to go to the real employees and at the same time make his business a more |! '* hopeless to try to explain the) way ang fight, but they want to snow acies of finance to women and} no. aint no slackers, and they'll . * intr! efficient unit in the campaign to build up the country’s | think that 1 must possess some secre there's ono of the mice} There ain't nothing cried Mr. Jarr. about any Insects now Yes, that’s Julia,” sald Gus, eying] “I'm going to Investigate anyway the rodent intently. “I can tell Julla| sald Mr, Jarr, “Lead me something because #) 2 scratches the other one—| to poke under the ice box with.” 1. My, mices is like other people,| Gus proffered the long handled tce getting along fine until they get mar-| pick and Mr, Jarr poked, 1 that the Austrians heard Merean- Out scurried another mouse. r tini's song. They came to know it as ” . : ar ho bann: 1 cry of the wronged, by nil!" cried Gu Don't run away, Hurrth for the banner! ised, sung by dem 1 don't believe | Au forwant to battle, ‘The trumpets are {au forward! All forward! Our old fag When liberty calle us we tnuer 0 long: on! Though a thousand ty! Deathle ® mvuaise darted from behind the coo sd Sa A NY te . 01 v : | Murrah for 0! nner, tho flag of the free! | Perate men. Soon it spre: oosmnseie defences, poet fight thelr friends at home. Why. 1'®|yar as they looked at it, and then| Tell us about it!” But the mouse | Muth fo oF Menuet, the fing of the fre! | Branchen of the ‘Italian’ army. othe ql Wh, it? |eonrthe, solution of the problem t+} 20t Julla and Emil nolvous as I am.).an under the ico box. Then, at the| kept on its way, and following after | Italy's official anthem 1s calfed tho) Datile of Solferino wae fought Jume 'y not try it “ ‘ook at ’em: other end of the ice box, a fat black| It some half-dozen big black beetles | ‘National March and Fanfare.” Al- | inp ‘© Austrians soundly beaten, very simple, It consists in selling |“ ygr Jarr looked, Gus and he were ' Phefr occupation of Lombardy had ERSTE roa | one's self rather than in selling secu ape eg eeu * | peetle ged and scurried away, | scuttled away. jthough not without beauty, it 18 In no| come to an end and the bight. See | rith Sell yourself successfully anc Hons in the pl ae pala sh ne sen “There!” cried Mr, Jarr. “You must ‘Ah, that’s it," sald Mr, Jarr,|way comparable to the “Hymn of | ruined from the fair Italian land. Brava! Once more into the breach, Italia! \the rest ts easy. It may sound ‘lik, | Vere two fat mice sburrying it Unde! Ihave ween It too, “Mvise magic, bug ere are beetles under the ice box, | Garibaldi,” the true expreas.on of| When Garibaldi was about to aet foat a | cant to say so, but I think that Ian ” cS gore Ath Je wits ene wizardry! And I only bad ginger! and when'the mice run in a bug or | Italian yearnings. In the days before, jin ( OUntry's enieiniten, tHe wee aye c 5 vor the mice changed into two bis|“ | ee na nad Due Italy entered the present war, it rang| by the peac villate : , A thoroughly sincere wHen I say th Pigs plevirgee * | alet two has been scared ou aly ente ; * | by the peace of Villafranca, Hits From Sharp Wijts lthe fact that my efforts have pre: | Nt Black bugs and dartel away on} oy gaw © too, and I don't drink) “But ain't it a warning not fo drink| throughout the land and stirred ro-) | Hellen history of this pertod ta the Ne gif who te true to her colors {f she su Ae tn oath te n. | Vented hundreds of women from suc “why, that's a weird metamor- (ener ale," said Gus in awed tones, nk lh Rage ng CTR Dee ae sentiment anew against Austria, Leatttnsie cae, sone, Seeeeay., A donen gir @ to her © ¢ succeeds in getting the neigh- : 4 ; a wetrd metamor- [408 Se BPrSn Tr ere jus, or bo Wi t \ nae epee ihe e 0 doesn't” have. thom painted on,—|bor's hired girl away from hera-Chi. | cumbing to the lures of tho fake pr shaainlh Galerie’ agheat: jraen suniled as thouga be had| prohibition, ginger ale can't be| 19 the winter of 1858 word reached | other within the nation, and » ras Binghamton Press. ; cago News, |moters means more to me than my |" sponte call ‘em anything ike that, | easened It out. geod for nobody!” Garibaldi that the cherished plans of or powers stood ready to rend the eae oe ete: {own financial recompense, Time | ; gs <eieiamatateteeaiaininiaiianetatit scien eaten etaineamaceaaniaamenaaeinmmmanmmmimmmmmmmmmmmmccnnnens: | seat ThE Tice! Rk ee A If the “ups” of iife were appre-| Little-souled men have the great. | nt eo ge in the | they never done anything to you | ————- —————————x—— == | against the King. The collapse ef elated as much “downs” are | ent fear of compromising themselves, | {ter time Ive Mt ist 1 who | Julta and Emil are nice little felters,’ | |) | ay a set inevitable. deplored, there more happt- | —Toledo Blade. j wheel of some plausible rasca © | sald Gus, in pained accents, | H ‘J | H ] d M H ~ b ‘ d his hour of trouble Gartbaldi be- ness.— Albany | | ee was just about to unload a block Of (7 agit saying an, hing to offend] |) O W Ce p e as ye u S a n | Within the wens ffalnst enemies } ‘ When they keep us awake, we do) worthless oil or mining sto kk upon | anybody,” replied Mr. Jarr, “but ! = —— —a - - — —— = saat | startling Le oh Al ne canno! not class a crowing rooster and a} some credulous spinster widow. |‘ : ; i: es ‘ z : odds. On Nov. 7, Gunite imposing i by merely Cis; ede ann tata a i u w two 1 ‘ce chan, » bugs. Adding es 4 . Danks | yerifled my figures he was willing}OdUs. On Nov. 7, Garthald! accom. t You must wave old flag NGS Man mals" Among the Wallingford “What foolishness!” Gus declared g Interest for the Bank Clerk. to let me help him. And after all it|Panled Vietor Emmanuel tn the King's ! @omething else equally futile : ee Jour financial distr my name 1816 mices is Julia and Emil, They B had been m 1 about four)evenings to Now this would not] was only simple addition, subtrac. | rump! hal entry of Naples, and wes ka Capital By what a man says ¢ t/ anathema, len ihe can und ie) (he ae years when I first began to| Have beon dimieult If he had | tion and’ peree And for three bron Pad guid have nea of his coun- o. 808 te do Sen cee nial janas ue sApiohee \ pla h @ cat, “al o% ale : sand’ | HOt be doing exactly tho same|or four nights he was sic y. | He could ye had a crown for Many a woman 1s perfectly happy |not doing himuelf-cAlbany dournat, | ee crusading # de of mine 8) tins them all right, then I aln’t| Worry about iny husband's! wong ail day, so that by night his| with a cold t Inaisted in doing tt all, |the asking, but vain ambition vis i _ Dany a woman is perfect) t Albany J Ah | iny reMLest 88E. 8 AO OE eat ene ne ee say anything |Nealth, Ho was a bank clerk in a! drain was tired and he was all fagged| The result of this Ite urrange- (Part of the man. He took the feld i a gilt-edge bonds or ocured BOLOB | Pw inst them.” \large suburban town, where there were | ot ment was that my husband got the he when internal disorder : > ors f} » Pa > lie ol elk aba y sound se-|"", ane me 1a/two other banks, which made the The accounts he brought home did| credit of doing hy share of the in-|h0 tauche ain, ANG once more in 1 Letters trom the People It 1 can't welt aay Nv hrops| "But, see here, Gus, what would |(¥e Crile Nite ositors’ accounts HOt have on them the name of the| terest work in the shortest time of {page Kr ite Austrians. His campdg. ' Whr One Reader Stopped Buying.) | heard a young Aa curition I wre, is merely to make it] you #ay iff told you 1 saw your two {epositor, but were Identified only by|all the clerks and with the smallest |imuryer Wat year almost rewon the Lo the Editor ot the Eveniog World i ane & young man say ME would Ae TE what 4 acaad for, OF in| very keen. the bank book number, One nigni{number of mistakes. And besides | would hare pedi as, ¥ Meh probably If there has been any doubt in the| 80 $0 Yoluntesr for military service cihur words, to tell the truth, | Now, as you know, the interest on iny husband had such a headache | this he appeared fresh and rested in| not Prussia onrose rete) Austria had Bare: vines Bae en ip he | but mother and the girls could not |°“Mionerally speaking woman's 1) "Po. Da all bank accounts ts written up and seemed go exhausted that I In-| the daytime when many of the other | halal found tineey we ection. ~ ds business people as to be) cet along on dad's salary with the world is more personal than a man‘, | J] ‘i twice a year and interest is paid *isted that he let mo help him. {|men were tired and cross, And what| hack when the mea papelled to fall cause of the pause in business, your prested in 5 cher = i had anything but a high school} is more George was complimented by | fore bromised land lay be. | ss present high cost of Hving, go I'l | ‘They are intere yeople rahe Jon all money that has remained In) “ ; the Brasiie ee 7 »Y | fore his eves, | editorial “Why Buying Is pee a oF Leia ae Therefore, 1| | education, but I was always fond of|the President on the rapidity and ac-| Tut the Inet prow ; should enlighten th itt (Napanee Bees Mind A personal note. | make no| May 16, 1770, at Versailles,|the bunk uniouched for six months arithmetic and good at figures. I]curacy of his work and promised] not heen tomer ees of Italy have { te a ay ice Teepecteg ROWaie eee ta interview to Marlo Antoinette was marriedjor more. For insiance, if a person! found Uttle or no difficulty in the| the very next ch motion: | Fiymi in bene mets and Garibaldi'a - From my own experience | ‘a9 war Oue v Ore sr anae. nversation wane to the Dauphin of France, who| Mad 4h account of $00 at the begin~| work and after my husband had] So when he gets his raise T will feel] campfires of Itatig ‘O-day about the { Necessities are so hi ed I have ane ey Se eo te " Nols gy feeling certain that, | rater bec ig RL he ning of the year, Gud pernaps auds| taken several accounts from me and that I helped him a little bit anywa on the very ground foo72%, tenting not entered «a department store tn sp aiied ado aes tomer is intuitive. | Aer became Louls » Ttwas the) guy more during six months, be Liberator fous! or which Cag § six months, Have not had the money | , Vederal alisha, Brooklyn, ty making up her mind about me, If} most splendid hee of its kind the | would, of eauras, wet Inverest on be = aaa ——E es ea LT eels i ster | 77,tbe Maitor of The Kreming World F {rue t shall make a save, If|World has beheld, The ceremony had | $00 for a fulk year and on the $10 i . ris i ae in fe years, My daughter) yan, a resident bf Queens, employed | Yon'ts 1 won't, Women's percep- | hardly ended, however, when a farina or half a year, Or, if he had the | I] Po pu lar Su pers titions | Hit preecieY, WORE RED, nd self are wearing last year’s bats, 1, \.w york, Will you please in- | tions are keen, Even when they buy | thunderstorm broke over the palace, |34me amount in the bank and with- | le —— —--- + I th iq nt world war has lata { oats, &c, My husband's salary) goin, yy, should apply for fom the fy-by-nigh Fy Tee Ohe lite wae anwar una Ga an {il A re drow $100 BS one 308 OF OE eee 1) be born on the first day of @) have many troubles. The ninth day hala ane many old beltefe (which has been natural 4 uudo, with miner muy inaes they we" | Marie Antoinette and her friends, St rand on the hundred he withe [ new moon means that the| promises t 1 born then shall apout each sete Nations of the world 4 ears) will not both feed and cle LIBHMAN. | Sindy. It Is not because t moter| was further saddened a few da w for #ix months, hild will have a happy life | have riches and ors. A child born| plly passed, hen England and Fi apy u us, the present rate of living ex- Vhe Answer In No, has really secu their conti © |iater—the vitles lasted for weeks | ow, es j We banks our! and be rich. A child born on the sec: |on the tenth day will ve long and | fought periodically, Engitsh chile sie emnenses, and 1 dread to think of what 1, :. no the vena War : a revalt of of equare | “hen fitty-ti ree persons were itttea | 08. to got out Its statements ong day will Rrow rapidly. A short |be a great travelle ai it means if the price of foodstutts — the Ka ws been Many New customers OW) 1 the wtrects of Paris by falling plat: |positors could get thelr interest money | life is predicted for a child born on| A birth on the eleventh day “ m f , P y : h keeps on increasing. Possibly you, , Killr AS rehod “ailehtat to" balling | forma’ which bad bean erated alona| Gulgkly in tary and Juiy,| the third or the sixth day, A child} that the child will be healthy and|of b , Who arc #0 fearless in stating the tie frst ¥9) |the route of the various processions | When ee eres We wT up born on the fifth day will be decelt-| handsome, and !f a girl, remarkable weanen Bia ng hover entered the truth and who have done so much wee A ad Tvs dea | that took place, These {Il omens were Sastre thea became it ee ful and proud, for wisdom, A child born on the! oniidren wero lola’ that But Frenci: for us =fuat the average people willl pea WM tombbiles, for eataple, or Lremembered when #he was beheaded #9 lonesome for me, be brought his| Birth on the seventh day means| twelfth day of the moon will be dear-| dlers wore red coats teh sot kelp now, You are trying, now werving tw ; . r for the v gd Oct, 16, 1798, re home with him and devoted hig that a child born will live long but’ ly loved, but have bad temper, reason, e very amy \ j