The evening world. Newspaper, March 29, 1917, Page 20

Evening World Daily Magazine ' a ae Evidently All Willie Gave His Brother Was a Wrong Impression! S'MATTER, POP?’ About Plays: [ a (ond vevatl as Heyt wear THA | WOULD YA TY +] and Players | | {tie ae, aous ae eee . et 4 By BIDE DUDLEY] iy apa f Goopy| | DerHarwoiwrine = Ss ‘ PORGE ARLIGS ts to revive BR “Disraeli” at the Knicker bocker Theatre dbeginnts April 9 He will finish in Professor's Love Story” Saturday night, April 7 Mr. Arties has not boon seen here in “Disraeli” since his jong reason in that play at the now de- molished Wallack's Theatre, five or «ix years ago. Margaret Dale, who| created the role of the spy, has been engaged for his supporting company Others fn the cast aro Jeanne Eage!s, | Mrs, Arliss, Arthur Eldred, Dudley Digges and Edgar Kent. ACTORS WOULD FIGHT, | They're a fighting lot, those fellows in “Johnny Get Your Gun,” at the} Criterion, ‘Twelve of them have joined the Artists’ Battalion, what ‘ oes e ; ever that ts, and are “hop hepping’ me hl . ey preparatory to ayice xt| OLD GRINDSTONE GEORGE the enemy when war is declared. The! - twelve are Louis Kenn Robert FE Homans, Evere eld, M. A Meyer, * Andrew Bennison, ‘Tom K. Corll Berton Churchill, ward Polit Carl Massey and Smith is BY WAY OF DIVERSION. 1 had a little cavity that made a ESS SS AM Conran 1917, Preee Pvemening On MT. mraning Wertt > By Clifton Meek» ROT [Conrriaht 1919. Praas Pubiioning Co. (N.Y. Bvening Wari) ¥ molar ache. I visited @ dentist and I \ said: “For goodness sake, please plug that little cavity as quickly as you can. y My other teeth are sound and fine end I'm @ busy man." The dentist took a@ looking glass and found the little hole, and as I lay there is his chair, another look he stole. ive minutes passed and then he sald: “I'm glad I've got you here. I'll have to fill just seven teeth and clean them all, I fear.” Dear reader, let us not string | out this little tale of mine. Before} that man got through with me he'd! plugged up eight or nine. To-day 1} saw him driving in his brand new| lumousine and, as he flew along J scowled, for I was feeling mean. HE WANTED TO KNOW. A man employed on the copy desk| of one of the big New York dailies was in a Ic hospita ently as a en he had recovered sufi - tly to walk about the halls of the institution, a picture theatre —pro- ppendicitis operation. ‘The left Cohen pretty iil, but he gan to gain strength and then inquisitive and talkative, Sen- newspaper man passing the his room Cohen called him in, chen. DAWGONE! LookS LIKE Tm 7 Mornin’ GenTieMeN ! NWo Years newspaper man, 1 ‘ NES 1G LOOKIN’ UP! Avem! WHO HAS oJ NOW SINCE N'GOT THAT, H A WHOL GANG WELL BeEUieve ME oT NEED WA BEEN WAITIN' ‘ Sut FRom Met a aulet a moment, Thee 2 Jia Oa efi “UBROKE MY GOSSIP. = Yotly Sweet ils to be starred next 3 bey S season by Jack Singer. “The Show of Wonders” will cele- rate its two hundredth performance at the Winter Garden to-night. Morrix Gest wants the city Thirty-fourth Street in front of the Manhatian Opera House easier for people to Wanderer.” Se 4 , x La Sight, the lifter, notifies us| | im # a new act that will “knock | (l i any singing and dancing act.” It in- : ludes the dumbbell lift with two} men hanging on. Geoffrey C. Stein's production of f "The Awakening of Spring,” to be seen at the Thirty-ninth Street The- | atre to-morrow afternoon, will Le re- peated next Tuesday afternoon “Don't Talk in Your Sleep,” the sketeh which Yvonne Garrick will usc in vaudeville, was written by none| other than Tommy Gray, whoae jests| — and jingles are very jocose. : Te Thirty-six well known stage people ANSWERS TO INQUIRIES. JTHEKE’S ONE BORN EVERY MINUTE! have volunteered to appear in the| 42 Admirer Bak too mu il h W: 1 benefit performance for te Neweberg| Hock and Wh sucite the altress Show at the Hippodrome, Sunday | Mail at the Ne naterdan } night, April 15 | Af V. D.—Ha x = Gabrielle Dorziat, the French ac ch Your Step 4 tress, is to enter vaude na play-| the team of Van n and MeCay jet called “The Purple V hy Max | ley, black face performers: Marein, through me At, Wooda” Ment With) A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY, Fred Belasco, brother of David) Now is the tine to sow grass seed Belasco, left for the West last night) where you sowed it last year after spending a week here engaging actors and obtaining . ig, SHE 1S THE ONE WOMAN ein - Man tee hl EBON MENT. > IN THE WORLD FOR ME! \ The dramatic version of George du ee eal a a ect Cn By Bide Dudley _ dust SEEING HER IN pictures (TAKE MY CARD IN TO LOTTLE = H ASN'T ENOUGH FOR ME. I'VE GOT PHYLLIS PHYLM. BE Quick Copyright, 1917, ty The Prem Publishing Co, (Tue New York Brening Wot AL NEVER BF all Wee a KNOW HER AND WIN, HER Ws \ MY Lab! ; — ai) J bs E had a—whaddye call 1t?—| senin 1 te inter: he saya, ‘that thig| ial Layer? Tete Hm |. FoR MY VERY OWN! ~—--~ ~ ‘ rye bookworm in here this| steak bddy Bu' OF URI Love $ \ Rt : ~ oe | OF MY BURNING a MA : : “| don't know what bull 4t > morning,” said Luctle, the! prom,’ { tell him, ‘but whatever bull tt waitress, to the friendly patron a8/was must ‘a’ been a hard old brovine, |he took a seat at the lunch counter. That steak's been with us three days | “Was he interesting?” asked the | 2OW. ““It wasn't quite true, because I'd| Maurter’s novel, “Peter Ibbetson,” Thee be | patron, tried the steak on only one other which Lee Shubert will present at the| When t shout he yelled he aad” "Duin ; Republic Theatre early in April, 1s| 1 won't jet your sawdust out,” i} by John R. Raphael | | Frances Neilson, now with “Shirley| FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. | * recelved an ovation when she| “In the third act the Cannibal ‘ Appeared on the stage at the National| King threatens to stab him and Theatre, Washington, Monday night,| drink his blood,” | she used to be a stock leading woman! “In other words, he's'in danger of * atthe capital being stuck for the drinks, eb “Oh, I wouldn't classificate him|pyt 1 put it on heavy wo's to like that,” returned Lactle. “He|him forget those diseased writers, knew too much ebout this reading| W sir, he ws haughty, ll right," he says, ‘I shan't it thing and wanted to disport his ‘Just what I figgered,’ I tall Beh, knowledge to gain personal recogn!-|He gets cranky and, swallering hie tion for himself, First thing he says,| Java, goes out, People who try to| Ke .| depress one with their knowledge of as he opens a book, is: ‘Good morn- |) oy ain't my kind. Are they yours?" Whaddye know about Ugo? | “No, They bore me.” | "s still driving one of the yel-| “Me too! Now, I could a’sprun Pesan haere |some book stuff on him. T just gol “Ha, ha! Good joke!" he rescinds,|‘hrough resding ‘Mulligan’a Past Successful Salesmanship one of the latest novels, Ever read = od ” a ; ‘So Hugo's driving a yellow, eh? — tt : By H. J. Barrett. | Mont" -Y | “sogure!’ I say, ‘There he stands| “Don't belteve ao.” r | outside now. Wanta taxi?’ ‘Aw, pshaw!" said Lucile, “You ' 5 . ; », [ought to be ashamed of yourself, Getting a Grip on Grocers. | you don't Why don’t you read up on Hterature: “My dear girl,’ he say 1 sane yriter.'| bo You want people to take for M not what ould call|@ study of retailing proviems in ger | understand me. Hugo was a wr! 1, . you aT A . orn : en = 1 te of | er Th pay “net he tee { Roy | sunanhonemeeneesentahi aa iain, 2 ea 3 | «rhe Hugo I mean, I eays, ‘is a) * dub ace eg a ha se at ¢ Srraea mprehensive » of the most ap OTURE cab driver, Maybe they're re- Deisiiy Aibd of '& webolesala | rovaa amathads of saonute Monsees | MY HEART 1S POUNDING as \ ("ais PHYLM {5 OUT ON A PIC vit .\ Me rte ane Souk Fea ASA | FROM THE Gops. Rrocery house, “and y Ue thatidising, I induced my customers to| aaa Peat) BUT I CAN ATTEND TO THE BUSINES: T 5 ONE. » te oe dendy wave the bookworm, | 66 OME un sick at yo' house, Bts| I outs y men who are far bet- install better systems, to speed up| IT NEVER PouUNDED BEFORE. | st “ “ Sew HERE saitice ahall ee ae lone Carter" inquired Lila, , “Ah eauipped by nature, ‘The reason | their turnover, to inaugurate necount Nuk FOR HER. IAM HER HUSBAND | BORN EVERY [ee Oe Cae ae nase seed de doctah's kyarr aroun’ t ccess is really very simple, '28 Safeguards against theft and MILL WO \ Jas there !s brea a or my success ay Aube ‘ eee \ dar yestidy. I had not been selling the local . : is Pik bc aa | \ w race “It was for my brother, Lil ah - and their turnover by lines; to| mE th o's having a mental taran- other, Lilad* Pehrtonit ute warfare ce Mie eueetne KI MINUTE ©: t ts seins ae don't answer,| “Sho! What's he done got de mat, that If 1 would look just a itttle tu nuy; in short, they began to took | \ ula 0 c ; tae oan Uber than most ealesmen and seck t t wort of guide, phite| Pretty soon he shoots again, fF of mer than most o adh a Pree ae) epee |" pia. you ever hear of Lord Nobody seems to know what th pure ine dealer's resale of iy riend, long | disease is. He can eat ant sther than to consider my speak before Bacon? he asks. alee) w plished when | eting of t Brocers’ associa “th race horse? 3 eek. well as ever, ho stays Sitios placed us 8 T “to gren eae | «Nor he alludes perilously. ‘An-|!ong on the veranda tn th ¥ : ‘ow then, whut d No!’ he a seems as well as any one, but b t with wellit ther writer! He, also, 1s dead, one, ‘ ae! | may wonde oe joe Say, Mister,’ I aay to him, ‘you| can't do any work at all ; ‘ ! Jemor 1 th know more dead people than any man| “H1® | cain't yo" says he onin't t TAA & BreMt don fo Ww I ever run across. What are you | Vuhk : ‘ an : 4 anyway--a undertaker? Not @ atroke t legre Doran cient: | |. “No, he says with scorn, ‘Tam a os, Dis’ Carter, dat ain't no die : pi Bip . the student of literature,’ cam what yo’ broth’ got! Dave & |" «Did you ever read the book ‘How | § |to Mastioulate @ Tough Steak?’ 1 hemes. As they | « nt with m mae “When Broke” ™ 7 ded | faite tn ay a av 0 in- | } Paeamenit ba 1» disdelaly. BENJAMIN te) creased. was not long before it|results at « « ‘ began to be noised at that I had lerable time t "Too bad ate eine, 78 708 hee EXT ne nformation under my hat which was jevident. But nan who is you mntadt be a t' before you. It on pe: worth investigating. As a conse-|permanently | & territary it that oteas vou et ee ii Watches juence, I found the local grocers sel- | with his| o 8 some toug! . dom too busy to grant m— e heaging. ' than the From this it was a nakural step to “Well, friend and fellow citizen, you should ‘a’ him cloud up.