The evening world. Newspaper, March 13, 1917, Page 18

COMIC PAGE ““'S/MATTER, POP?” About Plays YouR Horse Loon? and Players A ReTTEe rin By BIDE DUDLEY He SHouLD Bea Fed AVID BELASCO announces D that he has placed Arnold _ Bening World Daily Magazine | Why, of Course, Any One Should Know That! Food I EAT FOR Food ts, 1 Presume “BREAK FAST UP oN TSREAW FAST Daly under contract to star GIDDAP under the Belasco direction dur- ing the coming two seasons, Mr. Daly is at present at Palm Beach re- euperating after the illness which overtook him about two months ago. He will return next Monday and will immediately begin rehearsing in @ play which Mr, Belasco has obtained for his use, It is a new play by an American author hitherto unknown to the theatre, Mr. Daly will be seen in & New York theatre beginning Kaster Monday, April #. ENEMY DOWNS GROSSMITH. Lawrence Grossmith, the Hngliah comedian of “Love o' Mike,” is out of the cast. He ts suffering with Ger- man measles. TO KEEP THE HARRIS. Contracts have just been whereby Selwyn and Co. get @ lease on the hey bey Levey Sore | ering a period of five years. During the coming summer they will make extensive alterations in the interior | of the house. The Harris will be re-) opened early in August with a Bel- | wyn production of an Owen Davis play called “Her Dearest Friend.” HOFFENSTEIN’S POEMS. From the press of the Wilmarth | Publishing Company has come @ very | interesting little book of verse by| 4, tae : ned wl TONE GEORGE Wenlng World) Samuel Hoffenstein, press agent for A. H, Woods, the t eal producer. | It ts entitled “Life Sin: book convinces one perusal of th that Mr, Hoffenstein is a real poet not a writer of “By Way of Di- version” jingles, but @ poet whose rhymes will live, Just @ wee taste of bis art follows: © FP he our pe fares Taahton’a— ‘mine tw keep for aye Deart that sang tmpamion'd ce atl 1 pray. 3 eisreeeste: 2 1 five my love away rd 2. lee i Ps ‘ beart U bd i pray, Ss mon, canna give my hve away, PRESS DOPE AS I8. ‘aul Warren,” says @ letter just at hand, “a relative of the late William Warren of the old Boston Museum Company, Who at present | enduring the vicissitudes of present-day vau vile as a member of the team of Warren and Frost, went to a delica~ tessen store which special in sandwiches and asked the man be- bind the counter for an eternal tri- angie. The man thought a minute and sald: ‘What's the answer? “Two hams and a chicken,’ said Mr, War- r who assures us his new aot Is tu., of bright, new lines to please the patrons of the 2-a-day.” BY WAY OF DIVERSION, Joe Brown ts fat—! says he's far too pr and ev'ry time we meet be kicks in manner loud and lusty. He wants to lose @ lot of weight; be diets, but no matter how carefully he picks his food, Joe Brown is getting fatter, Jim Green is thin—he's very thin, He says he’ far too boney. You couldn't get the man to smile. To him this life is phoney. He eats all sorte of fatty stuff at breakfast, lunch and dinner, It doesn't do a bit of good, for Jim ie getting thinner, Old Dr, Bingle smokes cigars that cost him half a dollar, He wears expensive clothing and a shiny, stand-up collar. Ho's happy as a man could be for one in his position. His bank account is large for he’s the Brown and Green physician. MILLER GOING WEST, Henry Miller is to take another acting company to San Francieco for @ ten woeks’ season at the Columbia aL. Four or now in West Forty-third Street, New York.) Ruth Chatterton and her “Come Out) of the Kitchen” company will go to Ban Francisco, also, when she fin- her engagement at the George M, Coban Theatr Gossip. William Bonelli bas been engaged by the Lieblers for “The Man Who Harry B. Jenkins will lead the sing ing of “The Star-Spangled Banner’ when “Submarine F'-7" ie shown to high school boys at the Winter Gar den Friday afternoon, Jack Kinsley and Eddie Glynn, dancing instructors at Grand Centrai| Pi re to enter vaudeville with Dol yland and Jean La Rue as! thelr dancing partners. The first performance of “The Small ‘Town Girl,” in which Chartotte Walk- er has the chief role, was given last night at the Academy of Music, Bal.) timore. | The Press Agent of "The Thirteenth Chair” calls Fred Block the Friars’ Club cut-up. | Klaw & Erlanger have booked the| Coburn production of Mollere'’s “Le Maiade Imaginaire” at the Liberty | Theatre for three weeks, beginning March 19. | Mre. Margaret Crumpacker h turned to New York after a stay five months in the European war zono, where she Visited the trenches. Bho is to lecture. Richard Bennett, late of "The Mor- ris Dance,” is arranging to take a trong dramatic stock company to San Francisco for @ season at the Alcazar S HELP ME Soe HANNA I ANT BEEN Go BUSY SINCE X HAD “TH “HIVES” WITH" ROOMATIZ.” IN ME FINGERS “AN EVERY DAGGUN FATHEADS PICKED “Hid ~DAY © Boter X SES DRoPPeD IN “te ) SEE IF THERES AN’ b OPENIN' For A BRIGHT ) 7 ENERGENIC NOUNG 5- ._Coulp “Have, Bout “60 Seconds Yes-s-s DAWGONIT ! and Leon Errol and Vera Maxwell introdu: 4 now dance tin “The Cen- tury Giri / CHARLOTTE RETURNS. This is in the nature of an “old | FLOOEY AND AXEL wy lghit, Tit, Brees Publishing Co. (N,V. Kvening World) bh if Dpor Charney he in aban erator ove eon pee ne big theatr ature in the tee MATTER OLEY ma meme balk * and Girand renames the Vatlan Colum in CAN'T CHA SPILL A LITTLEL ~ sey! wot's WRONG with ‘ Tie alOi HAR LBA WINER HER ONLY FAULT, role after a period o' paence . &) PICKLEILLY ca Z E abeance caused CHIN MUSIC? T AINT GONNA “THAT KID OF Yours ? MM iivrm nas clus one morning |S*Y/ OU, 502, f0. 8 rte “bout 5 o'clock, He entered his | i by iliness. To add zest to the of these two young women a monkey ater was turned loose on the ice 4 Annette Kellermann did a few 1 BEEN TALKIN’ MY HEAD OFF TO HIM AN' HE AINT EVEN HURT CHA! OPEN UP AND SHOW Y'Got Some GREY happy home, erept wu Ki. ; ) . Pp the stairs soft- You guarantee stve |}, 80 as not to awaken hiv spouse, |the amount of mike you ely “‘Ception Shoals,” {s on tour for four weeks. At the end of that time, it ts announced, #he will return to Broad- new dives. oe ' | Sa oES \N YER Dome! ANSWERED ME ONCE"! | then felt for the switch to turn on the eesltOyA COMING BACK. a ae j@lectric ght. He could not find it nd that she te ik; ep-c te kein: j who couldn't get @ house for her | one le the darkne 84 stumbled over a 4 and gentler z . ‘S tbat?” came a volce ds from the bed. “Where in lown fences?” | . the deuce 4 | are the lights in this house?” snarleq| “un away?" Pickleilly, trying to put @ bold tace bad 4 “And that she is ‘ —~ way for an unlimited engagement. ANSWERS TO INQUIRIES, » on the matter, “Lights!” cried Mrs sound An Admirer—She has never been Piekielily scathingly. “Pull up the| ¥4¥?" 0 eteey , married blinds!"—Judge | Yep x Riley—-Nazimova played "War a “Then ; des” both as ntch | nT can't Prides” both as a sketch and asa A PROFITLESS PRODUCT. ure willing to bell cerstand why yen ¢ | . | price." euch & low “Well, Til te motion picture. Can give date. As a aketch It was only part of the bill, It was never a full-lengtt play, THEATRE’S SEASON ENDS, 8 the shabbily-dres, d « ssod man was HI you v lounging along, g y dingae nen a not Th ‘a IA hae the Mons, eagerly scan-| dinner horn and onde, OFACUY. Tike ae ns advertivement sheets | the hands want to quit er eene, WOOF posted outside the various newspaper|t? the house for’ vit oun. offices, a friend met him, town Telograc. oe Theatre, Peter McCourt of Denver, Homer! Curran of San Francisco and Calvin Heilig of Portland, Ore., all theatrical managers, are in New York Nat Wills became a member of the nut G y night “When Broke” call on “Uncle Ben’ BENJAMIN FOX Reliable Pawnbroker 72 8th Ave., near 14th St. LOANS ON ee WATCH ew a a dh) itll ed Watches, ae, Bumstead’s Worm Syrup | | Be vee its wreat merit BE a The show season is over for th town, Manager Mason of the Ope 2 Ouse has six hone setting in the star “Hallo, Jim!” he said, « ————__ ‘i dre 00! Os ¢ 4 ‘ a What Areawing room,—Leesvilie (Col) Light trouble?’ Out of aJobt® —*| WANTED TO KNOW Mor ” FOOWN MENT. £ bal ' oh em" replied the lounger frankly: HE captain of indus: ‘i iy OLEY + COME HERE - AY VISH , MY SON ——~ The guv'nor suid he was losing dressing the peel = y . ai ; money on th ° f eis PAPA VISHES “To SPEAK VEN UNCLE FLOOEY BANE on, he things T was making.” business colleg bed {2 start raising onions,’ s 4 e anything el % cone in ear soe | To You"! SPEAK TO YOU ~ YOU VILL vo sould ag about the plac rf °°! proudly, “all my enormo: i declares ‘ i iT TREE. ‘ 6 Jounger shook bis head, Dr us financial “Tho new Irish mad won't do.” | BUT PAPA, AY CANT ma eta a te he sald—"at least Penne Dame to one thing alone— a ny not?” old me I didn't seen | Pluck. | Just take th “I sent her out for a nut cracker! UNDERSTAND Him | anything elie.” nem able 10:09) “Froom pliaole, plucksn°? YOUr motto and she brought back a brick’ HE BANE “TALK SUCH asker the tien Ae gol imking?” | ttle student onthe gery ANd & meek > rise hans t ont ro " 5 Mista ‘ | O¥ ea gies sul Ww sald: wom THE REASON. . BROKEN ENGLISH! | jebltataken!™ sald the workloan one] whom iftd Py but. tall ps how and emigrant to Canada had taken oN bi Yin ers Journal,” en adies' Home up bis own ding, but a a) C vx eee —_— { _—__— though he worked hard he py ee THE JAR, SAFETY IN NUM found t ard of his labors ver a 66 JOHN D. 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Pon's . why notr’ “| 4 ey ee ig all shove tools eaible for m:; jeband lose more than on . i time Birmingham Age-Herald. “Ain't no fish,” the fanmer grunted, | “How ts It there are no fah'in mies | @ fine river? asked the other pe “Stranger,” the farmer answered, if you could get out o this barren country aa easy as 4 fish kin, do ye reckon ye'd gtay?—Tid-Bita, / would jar me the retired business man whose wife said the first day of his retirement: “Father, what ls the matter? You look eo worried.’ "Well, no wonder I'm worrted,’ he, “Ive never before had nothing ta worry about.’ ""—Washington Star,