The evening world. Newspaper, February 2, 1917, Page 20

COMIC PAGE - About Plays | ‘and Players | By BIDE DUDLEY | HE Morningside Players, which | eee ia made up prin- elpally of stu f the drama at Columbia University, will present a new play by Elmer bi. Reisenstein, author of “On Trial,” at t fomedy ‘Theatre Sunday evening, again at that theatre the ‘Tuesday afternoon. The play ‘The Iron Cross," and is @ war drama in four acts, There are seven prin clpals in the cast, and two of there will be professtonals—Edwin Nican- der and Louise Randolph. If the Public wants the play and arrangs- ments can be made with the Wash- ington Square Players, tt may be continued at the Comedy on “off” afternoons. ‘The author is directing the rehearsals. STAGING MOLIERE PLAY. b4ith Ellis is rehearsing Molicre’s “La Malade Imaginaire” in English at the Harris Theatre, according to an announcement. It y be pre vented at special matinoes. Mis: plans to open her producing jayhouss, the Town Theatre, t March 1. She is not ready to an- nounoe Its location PROGRAMME WOULD TELL. Arthur Denver of lrank Sheridan's office went to a picture show in a Liroadway theatre which has negro at- tendants the other evening. Arthur found it close in the house, so he stepped outside to ask for more air, Approaching one of the negro attend- vnts he sald: “What about ventilation here?” The negro handed him a programine. “if it's heah it's in de programme,” he ANOTHER FISH TALE. When Annette Kellermann glided into the water in the big tank at the i{ippodrome yesterday she found her- self surrounded by tiny fish, Mark Luesoher waya they had hatched from #pawn In the shells in the tank, Mar- dock Pemberton suggested that Joba <. Flasher be sent for, but R. i. Burn aide finally decided to use @ seine, The figh were all captured, but there are yet five Minnies in the Hippodrome chorus, A CASEY-MORRIS COMBINE ‘The Pat Casey and Willlam Morris vaudeville agencies have been gonsol - Sdated and will book through the V. H. 0, Mr, Morris will continue to maintain an office in the Fita 1 Building for the transaction of eral theatrical business. ‘The Morris headquarters will be in the Putnam Building. Several times in the past ten years Mr. Morris has pro. jected vaudeville circuits which were independent of the U. B. O., but be eeome to have reformed. TROUBLE LEFT. wae Billy B. Van of “Have a Heart” Is part owner of @ patent on a butter nel , whatever that ts, Well, inyway, Billy was at the separ offiges here in New York th afternoon when a farmer ca: asked to see one of the blam Rly demonstrated separator and the fe yapere which made hii tone, Then the rursl p- town and tater dropped tn to the Lib- erty to see “Have a He: fter the first act a puzzled farmer vok hold of the doortender’s arm and sald: “My friend, who is that bell- hoy you got'in this show?" “That's Mr, Van," replied the door “SB what T ih the farmer. showed me that b day, Tknowed hi ‘Bure, le demonstrat suld the doorman, ‘ood Man at separator Gossip. Voraidina should have a look at Vorance Reed in “The Wanderer,” Rayerd Veiller has returned from a fishing trip !n Florida waters. ‘The Crawford ma, made up of chorus men tn “Her sSoldter Boy,” “re very much put out over the Kataer’s latest 17 boat step. Sidney Jarvis sang the Friars’ Song at the Bandbox last night during « performance of “The Lodger.” Chiet po ad made an address on the hoot- ant. ‘The International Geneva Associa- tion will hold its charity ball and entertainment at Terrace Garden Yeb. 14. Ben H. Ueberal) ts getting the talent. James W. Mathews, house manager of the Hippodrome, goes to the Cocoanut Grove at 11 o'clock each wight to lend a sartorial effect to th picture. OH, Al, HOW COULD You? Al Mack, poet laureate of Yonkers. hae written a rhyme which he thinks ought to appear in this coluinn Here *, te: 4 My lash Potsiont tas “ot {Pea hatte arte Fe Please send our complaints to Mr. dress is No. 74 Main Mack, Hi Street, Yonk: A THOUGHT FOR TO-Day, Carey Marshal! of Holdridge, 1 whletles every time he tries to uss ‘he letter “8,” and he finds it impos- rible to keep the dogs of the town from following him around POOLISHMENT. 107 8 pork hope or ves! 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