The evening world. Newspaper, January 22, 1917, Page 12

SAS POM IOI TTT TTS AOL GO TAI Ly PETE I Te — —~— -eE, - om (cae ama a os RENN opie’ Evening World Daily Magazine “"S'MATTER, POP?” Life Is Full of Surprises for Those Who Jump at Conclusions! By C. M. Payne SuMBUDDYS T THinw TLL Tawe Plays and Players By BIDE DUDLEY S TANLEY DREWITT, who pro- GONNA GIVE Hi1M ON MY HNeE YA ND Gwe HIM A A APPLE. THG6 WISs /wHat YA GONNA Give tim 2? | duced “The Younger Genera- tion” late in 1913 at the Lyceum Theatre for Charles Frohman and then went to England, has returned with several plays, which he plans to present here. One of them is “Lucky Jim,” a light comedy now current at St. James's Theatre, London. He produced it there and it has proved A genuine success, Mr. Drewitt says it is a novel comedy and one he feels certain would please Americans “Lacky Jim” is the first one be will put on In New York | VIVIAN AS A COOK, | George Vivian, manager of the Punch and Judy Theatre, had some friends out to dinner at his home tn} Flushing Iast night and surprised) them by donning a white apron all = see baking a deop dish English apple ple aD 7 0 A : The pie wan excnsinaly puataie | /” TAWGONCY | BALL “YLee oe “Soe RePPER WeSMIIDY tre! Hat pip “aoe” He THREW Me and neither Mrs. Vivian nor the col Like "TH WRECK OF - Zz Vi A ored cook said a word when George] |\ e WecpeRUs’ —WeT “yer AN Pd yl Nee ANU “TAKE, (7 KINDLY — oF “TH { told how he invented the recipe. TH SAM HILL HIT Yuu- bic” pecs *S Weeeis J hata Z rv _ OFFICE THE DRAMA OUT WEST. A CNCLONE 2 According to @ programme some- ~ r— body has sent us, Major R, H. Hen dershott and his son, H. B. Hender- shott, are giving a fine entertainment out in the Middle West. The Major, a ~ ' Vast g AN oct w Nice ) s it seems, is the original Drummer Boy of the Rappahannock, and bis eon is one of the most wonderful drummers and fifers in the world. They ap- peared in Plainville, Kan., not long ago and numbers on the programme were as follows: “The imitation of an engine on the A. T. & 8. Fe Railroad pulling one of the finest and eafest trains of cars ever placed on wheels from Chicago to Denver, Los Angeles, San Fran- cisco and all points in the South- west” r “Selections of martial musio of the — American Revolutionary War with ‘<oo , stick beat.” “Novelty olos played with the “Recitations: ‘The South Is Going ’ ‘Between the Barn and the Woodhouse.’ BY WAY OF DIVERSION. @he started in at cooking school, did Florence, yesterday. ‘They're teach- ing her to fry and bake; likewise to boll, and say—she tells her mother what she'll do when she gets through the book. We'll eat juat food pre- pared by rule when Florence learns to cook. We always thought that Ma could cook, but Florence says we're wrong. She vows it's strange to her how we have kept our health ao long. She tells us mother doesn't know @ solitary rule, She states she'll teach her how to cook when she gets through the achool. Our Florenco baked a cake to-day, or rather, Flor- ence tried. I told her it waa very fine. 1 must admit I led. We a we're living yet, by some hook or crook. But I expect death when Florence learns to cook, sit © s FLOOEY ano AXEL a THE CHAMPION” >. “vy Boy, YOULL NEVER GET. ANYWHERE. AS A BARREL SLINGER I: MITT SLINGING IS THE STUFE FOR, A GUY WITH YOUR PHYSIQUE! COME WITH ME AND ILL MAE. -| YOU RICH AND FAMOUS MP” Jee i toad if Now Go “To rr! Lemme. SEE. wot Y'CAN Do!” GROSSMITH EXPLAINS. Lawrence Grossmith of “Love 0’ Mike,” who was hissed recently whe he sang a verse of a song which some pgople thought reflected on the Presi- @ntial Administration, feels badly put out over the affair, He regrets deeply the whole matter, but states that it was not his fauit. “The song was not of my manu- facture,” said Mr. Grossmith, who is an Englishman. “It was written by an American. However, I fail to find anything it it which would be grounds for a statement to the effect that I had insulted the President. | was asked to sing the song. I am here under orders and those orders I ful- fil_as best I can.” Harry B. Smith wrote the words. Here ts the portion of the song which caused the rumpus: \|[(WHEN YOU WERE A BOY _ ee: At Times Like This You Determined to Grow Up a ‘“‘Woman Hater’! THE LITTLE MATTER. i! 4 —Yy ! HAROLD GOT HE CANT GO AINT ‘THAT war contract, said in New LOVED YOUR YY AN INVITATION TQ. UNLESS YOU JUST LIKE : Z P 7 | York: | “One beauty about these contracts |is their strict honesty, There are mo | palms to grease, ‘ GERTIE SMITH/S A WOMAN, LIL’ SISTER ! PARTY ANDI DONT! | \ “RNiteDe THEY WANNA OON'T LET HIM GO. BE IN ON And others declare them great, . RYTHING! ; pate Bothered fs ie dteamn MAMA! IT AINT EVERYTHING!) || It wasn't always so in war eon- Wie is ‘Copltal’s infeed” it pecan | tae FAIR! Bo0-HOO! pastries (2 aang ie: 2. te Hi oe E! SHE ro ar contractor who once iD, 0 contarelz caneet) peemen, broke the silence of his club readin, 1 we one o's ALWAYS ‘. Bo at ows tn A sad |room with a dreadful sigh. p Pane “acreese Ciais, pelt “What's th ter?” There—he jectly peaceful | he matter?” a brother Pyare “ | contractor aaked, \ ioe fearin ON ‘Alas, alas!’ gald the first contrac: | - puto chap. | tor. ‘I've Just bought 6,000,000 pairs of f aossip, sheen & u pair and sold them to the b Sry tor oe ae Tea afraid the Maes ‘Loss? Loss? eatd the other ° tor. ‘What are you talking avout, 2 On 5,000,000 pairs of shoes, with vé-dollar profit, how can there be Join "Bainbridge Oper Company 6 at the Shubert, Minneapolis, J J. C, Williamson, Ltd, has pur- chased the Australian rights to Ar- thur Hammerstein's musical comedy, “You're In Love,” T. H. Hunter, Ino, has engaged Frederick Perry for an important role in Blanche Bates’s new play. “Seremonda,” Julia Arthurs star- ring vehicle, will likely be done in London this year, O. P, Heggte is conducting the negotiations, Gertrude Kingston will give @ pro- fessional matinee at Maxine Elliott's Theatre next Wednesday afternoon. Alvar O'Brien, #on of the late Myles M. O'Brien, will make his de- Dut on the professional stage in the Pr oneey ee South, “A Nigger nm ‘oodpile,” whieh Core: Riter will produce. vs In addition to the Annette Keller- man water spectacle, twelve entirely new features, big and #mall, wil! go into the Hippodrome show beginning “bly dear fellow,’ said the first con- tractor, paely. zou forget the little i} er of comm TA i- patter 8 niseions. ‘Washing. | | — y/ | LISTENING TO GOOD PURPOBE, , ' HERD {9 « species of sentry sroups employed near the trenches, They are called “Nstening patrols,” and their doties are to be always on the alert and ry Ys IS 7 sive timely warning of any attempted P attack, One night an officer on his U rounds inspected @ listening patrol stationed In an empty farm asked: "Who are yout? * Th 1 tied) . at © reply was: Listenin’ patrol, “What are your duties?” ‘We listen for the hen cacklin’, an@ ME MUDDER WANTS TO WHY | SENT (T OVER AN HOUR. to-day. Encouraged by the increast J KNOW WHEN n ve pinche is ularity of “The Lodger,” at the Bend YOU'RE GOIN’ jhen we pinches the egg, alr."—eMite 4 box Theatre, Lionel Atwill will give To SEND THAT ——~- @ weries of specia! matinees there, for PACKAGE OF THE LECTURE PLATFORM, A American gentleman got ee- quainted with a Frenchman who was very anxious to ee- quire the B h Jan American, inorder to nel wim, acta that If he would send his exeretsep to him he would willingly correct them. Noth from the » but finally n the follow- vinall time Tecan learn so many whiah he will « two new English aye. One will be “Phe Shadow," y Eden Phillpotts. FOOLISHMENT, POTATO CHIPS . FROM THE CH Teacher—How can you tell the age ONE DIDN'T HAVE To DEAL. ef a chicken? Boy-—By the teeth, str. RUNNING A Geo STO! angie from Pree ie tothe any G A GROCERY STORE WOULD oe a anh ar peta dictionary aa Tunings ogy and, Bae at the Ame and go on the ecal told to lecture."—Milw . og aukee Wiscem- OCCUPATION b BE A PROFITABLE AND PLEASANT 1B IF 0, any ‘but I have, SS