The evening world. Newspaper, January 22, 1917, Page 10

ERE eR NT PT AN PT NITE OAL NTIS 8 TRAE RTS Frening World Daily Magazine By J. H. Cassel | wie ae EDITORIAL PAGE Co, jew York Evening Wort J » (The ESTABLISHED BY JOSEPH PULITZER. hed Daily Except Sunday by the Press Publishing Company, Now. 08 to if id ‘ Park Row, New Yerk. wie bd RALPH PULITZER, President, 68 Park Row. | | | What Every Man Thinks He Wants By Helen Rowland J, ANGUS SHAW, Treasurer, Park Row. JOSEPH PULITZER, Jr., Secretary, 68 Park Row. Entered at the Perris at New York Recond-Clans Matter, Pedecription Rates to The Evening|For Fi and the Continent an@ ‘Oevrright, 1911, by The Press Publishing Co, (The Now York Evening World.) i World for the United States All in the International OMETIMES I wonder WHY men marry, ] Year Retina One Pele wcscemes nririwirdl 9978 S Now that they have “bachelor apartments” 5; Bes trom. JOne Month... o.+:-+<++everns 08 With all the comforts of home—and none of the annoyances, ” ) : ‘And valets to “mother” them, and put the stade-tm seeees NO, 20,243 THE UNANSWERED QUESTION. VOLUME PRACTICAL STEP toward securing adequate distribution of ff A coal and a lowering of present high retail coal prices was! taken Saturday by the Interstate Commerce Commission. The Commission gives the railroads of the country ten days to Prepare a co-operative relief plan which shall insure the movement! ef coal, refrigerator, heated and other types of cars with greater! ision and efficiency. All coal cars muet be returned to their | Sriginal owners as fast as unloaded. | Although eome carriers have done their best to clear up their rt of the tangle, the Commission reports that, “as a rule and with| t few exceptions,” the roads have failed to adopt measures for! their shirts, And alarm clocks to wake them up mornings, And phonographs to sing love-songs and lullevies to them, And laundries that darn socks and sew on buttons, And 60 MANY kissable girls—— And yet A nice bachelor said to me the other evening: “I don't know what is the matter with me! . a “I seem to have lost all my interest in things, | “I’m sick of cabarets, and dancing makes me weary, “And girly-girly shows bore me to extinotion, % | “And pool and bridge and golf seem as innocuous as a pink tea, “And dinner parties are giving me indigestion, “And I wonder why I'm working myself to death, | “And piling up money for my nieces and nephews to epend “On motor-cars and chorus girls; ‘ ' ' “TE 4 ‘ | “And no matter where I am, or who's around, I'm LONESOME! j felicf. It is clear that the entry of a formal order is necessary t»| “And I just seem to yearn for a regular place to go nights, | Protect shippers, consignees and the general public.” | “Where I'll know that I'm expected, A poor testimonial to the foresight and competence of railroad | “And where I'll find Somebody waiting, i Managers who, months ago, could see that the prosperity of the coun- 1a "To npr mf valid and lay out my clothes and fix my bath water ; aye . | clean my safety razor, try was piling up a pressure upon traffic facilities which, unless | #And tell me how big and good and noble and handsome I am, studied in advance and adequately prepared for, would surely produce | “And eit in the empty chair across the dinner table the congestion and chaos which have actually resulted. | “And WORRY about me, when I catch cold, | “ Tt all comes back to the old question: Why is it that the railroa !s | “And be afraid that I am going to ble Mihaly time I Sarak wan always manage quickly and of their own accord to combine | gee ieee fragt eee bare Ny ay ikea La AGAINST the public, whereas it takes all kinds of suasion and force} | “And fill the house with flowers and sachet and brica-brac and sofs to get them to co-operate for the public advantage—even to the cushions and eaudecologne and femininity, extent of making it less possible for their cars to go astray and stand “And pick up things after me, fdle by the hundreds in one another's ftgight yards? “And ask me a nile er a “And how I think t Var ought to run, ‘ —_—_—_——_)- “ “ . | “And whether a “Howitzer” {s a composer or the name of @ seusage, THE LURE OF THE LEAK. Pverybody in It. See Your- nd marvel at my wonderful judgment and knowledge of things, self in the Films. 8. R. 0. Every Performance in Washington. “and call me ‘MISTDR Brown’ behind my back and QUOTE me to Opens in New York To-Morrow. people. | | and “] want Somebody to follow me around with a mustard plaster a pS hot-water bag and a package of dyspepsia tablets, UNDERTONES. “And ‘look ead’ about my morals, i “And happy when I make a lot of money; UDE WORDS do not ring long, Maximilian Harden reminds the| Som ty tei sliy Gai enees a ‘ broly when I'm gay and giddy. ‘ German people in his editorial comment on the Entente| “T want to be Somebody's Pride and Joy and Somebody's Oracle. . : ‘5 T note to President Wilson. As for the question of territory, nd the Apple of Somebody's Eye! our enemies,” he declares, “rightly consider their claims small as But, I'm @ popular Bachelor, and @ Misogynist, @empared with those of the people who want to eat up Belgium, | “And my heart is insulated, and my emotions frayed at the edges, Worthern France, Belfort, Poland, Courland, Serbia, Roumania, even “And I've forgotten HOW to fall in love, - (Wenetia and Egypt.” “and I'm tangled up in 60 many fiirtations e “That I wouldn't know how to get out without a guide and a map, “An understanding seems possible on the general principles | “and yet—while I have everything on earth that a man could wish for, ¥ of the note. Freedom, justice, civilization, peace—that is what “Tt seems to me eat return Leoy the trenches are willing to develop, es well “l'ye MISSED something! as reduction of militariem.” " ‘ } “I wonder what?’ Harden's has long been @ powerful voice in Germany. Keep an bar and an eye for him. Keep the same ear and eyo for others like t Revivalists the South G ites: G sts jerman pamphleteer who writes: “Some party last night.” rea 4 “Germany cries, ‘We will fight till the last man, end when Of Form er Days Ro more men are left we will enroll women and old men,’ but . the people themacives are convinced that no manoeuvre of this | : ‘ ‘ . A + the advantas ft ledge, wi'an aren ulimietdet, min wtaimenenrn min | Evfficiency the New Gauge of Business in Measuring Men }]| By Agustin MeNally. [i irra fonste Marea matically certain.” L time getting his consent to pursue ! 5 5 = I.—Black and Gray Friars. | thoir studies in the first seat of Eng- England, France and Russia, declares this writer, will neve; Some Primary Rules for Judging Results of Scientific Management Laid Down by Col. Samuel P. Colt .S. Rubber Co. 1E n- | sh learning, . “4| y ’ LACKFRIARS BRIDGE in Lon-) Ue oi \our breviary,” Francia told weme to peace terms with the present Kaiser or with the Germin| By James C. Young eral temper of the organization, as| with the need of punctuality and) holders in the company, paying for don is an enduring monument to| new comers who asked for a psalter. Drown Prince. But by am indicated by the attitude of its In-| continuous effort we devised a pre-|thetr shares in monthiy instalments. the popularity of the mendicant| The older orders had retired to the L . | Sctentific management is the theme | dividual members toward their work.|mium system under which awards|Those earning $1,800 are entitled to he thirteenth century, | Contemnlative quiet of rural England; with the dlonppearemce of the Hohensol! of the hour in industrial circles. But| “We haye reecntly made a number of | are made quarterly, buy two shares, the $2,000 man four | revivalists of the thirteen ‘| the new revivalists found their eall- . ¢ enzollerns it will become how can the factory manager judge|improvements in many departments! “Employees in « typical plant hav- | Shares, and go on, the Dominicans, or Black Friars. TheY | ing in the busy towns and cities, the © possible for Germany to promote and cement cordial rela- te ponte. 6! <ttoles Uh ates oe a be ~ pedvire iron Take the er ing @ perfect attendance record for < Purchasers of steck are paid an hon. made their appearance in London | fairs and market places. They got ¢ a e ern P -| tion of accidents. In a group of the | th rst vi ’|orarium upon at a handful! under the skins of the co: tions with Bogland, as hes happened in Great Britain's rela ect NBOR emBlovees ond production? | most kaportant plants we redeoed aos | Soy; tarot aeanves oeTe Gea’ Cae; [urther, inaceenteae ter rathin’ Gon | abent the eame ane ae oteFrancts| With thelr fervid app ne? Oe tions with France’ Kk ee perplexing question wag|cidenta last year by one-third. ‘This | third quarter, elght days’ pay, and securities, And at the end of five ot Sia TERY Grdaaene (ee nee |The Black and Gray Frinra mowes ‘ : = “, was brow about by the introduc-/| fourth quarter, eight days’ years ey participate 1; of Assizi, got los m "ment swept over uro) } When voices like these gather in volume and confidence and mubmitted to Col, Samuel P./tion of many new safety devices and | making a total of Sinirty, days’ pay | special fund createa for thera by the | tween Oxford and Baldon on their) movement had ever done bafore, Re fy pound one-tenth as etrong as the official tones of Prussianiem, then ‘olt, one of the country's) a campaign of education, We are now | given for one year of perfect attend- | Company, firet Journey to infuse new vigor into | few years the Gray Friars numbered @ ' and not until then to look for and th ; t . 14 largest employers stand aecaning all pacety equipment, aie based on average goraines, wean aia! enmuremos, @ good thing? bs religious life of the country They | hundred thousand and the Dominicans ‘ begin peace e promise of security and have a corps of inspectors who| Employees who report late for work | Yes. ¢ of the most needed things | the : | Were multiplying their disciples in flor what is left of German: } ’ Preatdent we tne| travel from one plant to another, co-| more than ‘three times in any one|tn the country to-day is some form | were a ragged lot of Italian priests, /every land, bs ry: Un ked Stetes| porate, with the local official in | month forfeit one day's Bonus which | of octal Ina mance, fair to worker | and thelr voluntary habite of bering | ‘Tho lack Friars soon had « dtarch a ey J States | charge accident prevention work, may jue them. You can see from | and employer, would do away f .|in London and lectured on theology. Rubber Company|They report to a board which bas | this plan how much value we place | with many economtc troubles, Work. | Were not understood. But these men-| 1 ‘gs few years the Gray Frines ted Tee Germen a vei loyment | §neral charge of the subject. upon the steady worker. For twelve | ers who receive annuities live longer | dicants made their way to the mean- | teachers in every seat of learning in Righ cca Meet is reported to be eager for a iy employment |S rAs a means of securing better work- | months’ perfect attendance he re-|than thore who do not, are better | est and poorest quarters of the town ‘the country. Oxford University took ~ Why doesn't it try to go out and shake hands with its biol ieee and | men we have in operation a number of celves thirty day: pay; increasing his contented and gece old age with moro gna nursed fe minke Te wave to the on new life, and the Friars oon ively relative in the Bouth At st! women in forty-| elementary schools where English and| earnings by one-twe' 5 BOTY S | CO! lence. ‘@ mi move rward unery wha ey 1 . | tributed to the group of schoolmen ante? seven dtfferent|the rudiments of an education are | that he gets this extra pay merely |toward some adequate plan of this| By and by the Friars mastered the | of the thirteenth Recturr ieee ———$+ + ____. Janta taught to foreigners and others need- | for being on time all the time. kind. language, preached revivals in the | acon, Ada Marsh, Duns Scotus and THE CHEEK A re ‘e Aina) | {2& Such instruction, And wo are con-| || To Secon rege theitt on ene pare ot Pipe siiea int worke to the advantage perish churches, attracted the atten: | Cokham OF T E ve cardinal) stantly teaching those within our|the salaried men, and to foster their|of employer and employee. Their] tion of je youth o! | “The life of Francis,” a historian H COAS int ~| pl t 4 , (interest in the company’s business, | problems are largely the same, and | ‘were soon established as teachers at/at this per! Shaan e T. iy eee Banvnue to fit aecieutentere Weiter wo invited all of those earning more jboth must co-operate to the game | Oxford University. The first apostle stream Bel tender liane ‘oro a ENTLY but firmly refusing to change the name of Salem of an organiza. | Positions. than $1,800 a year to become stook- ' end—success.” of the simple life was doubtful about | larknass of the time.” ‘ i , a-|" “Now, as to this question of em- | prot orders of Friars reversed iy Mase., at the request of Salem, Ore., which want. ‘4 4 : reve @ oy 8 to be able | tion,” said Col, Colt, “may be summed | ploying new men. It costs us from principles of the older monasticism, to “advertise itself without confusion,” the May up tn this way: $80 to $90 in training every workman | = = — — 7] | They aimed at seeking their own gal- ‘| , Mayor of the! “., who joins the organization, That ap- ° |] vation in the effort to save the world. Massachusetts city writes to the manager of th ’ | Reduction tn the replacement of| dies’ to the non-technical vocations, [he J F l R L C: |They could own nothing of theme feercial Club: y 8 he Western town’s Comi-|men employed during @ given period, | tnd the cost of teaching highly skilled arr aml y By oy g Mc ardell | selves, and the houses ee , i H as compare ‘the number of men re- | labor is naturally much higher, | lived were held in trust fo . 4 | ired riiig h 2 i ’ may eauana! the number of men | The father of th d . ae “I have heard of Salem, Ore. When your little com- | Sromngieer paves Plank thereby | employed, wo eliminate a good part | Conteh 1917, by The Pray Publica Ov. | rope tled to his heels. I suppose they | hin wild pranks at college Jack Bilver| ine way er of the mendicante Sueur munity reaches @ population of 50,000 and a valuation placing pre: 7 me of that cont and make more eficlent (The New York Dvening World.) threw him in the river first,” Mrs./ used to tell me when we were be-| the moon was his sister and the eun 7, ti aDOr. the old employee, to the advantage o' ‘THIN 0 | ” is bre ’ é it dn the same class as smal! Eastern cities—in short, when | ‘Reduction in the number of ab- | himself and the Corban: " ha | nual Hl adel ea bang Jae ew beet treme) Lipp pubpeiy al fede yd and egret eat finds eres it reaches the size your manager's nerve has already reached ne owing to, sicknoss, | Ve carry our own lability insur- | suc vin sald Mrs, Jarr, ‘Oh, it can't be gunmen then, it ts But when old man Smith came ahd | 1) sdear friends,” and when te Gee sutng' will @hVise'yoUu to chanee your name, for there cicut duction in the number of accl-/ance In ali plants, and have intro- | as she turned trom the win-/ only the mischievous pranks of light | told you of the wild pranks he played) ils last faint outburst of affection be coms confusion fo having ihe same, end you eurely [“"Inicreane tn production figured on| that help to reduce the cuuse of Bloke | “2G hearted college youths," said Mr, | with the stocks and bonds of the vari-| Wan, “welcome, sister, death!" wouldn't ask the venerable mother of all th i mind a basis of 4 thousand hours for each | ness, Just aa safety devices out down| What things, my dear?” asked Mr. | Jarr, jus compantes he controlled, you ex-| 4 010"4 He elt oe Rae eee eels’ ro e Salems to | worker. os hae ot Geet, Jarr, who was deep in the sporting| “So I thought," said Mrs, Jarr. “For pelled Jack from your affections?” |Tunry “Villy ‘the woollectece ee | 8 uge her name, even at the request of an enterprising and | “Lastly, find out what is the gen- “In order to impress employees | page, Wherein the fistic editorial ex-|as the young man swung like a pen- | said Mrs. Jarr. searched the cella of the mendleants ¢ bustling youngster. | i ; _—_—_——OoOoO — | perts were atill filling space to in-|dulum from the lamp-post to keep his| “Don't say that, my life is blight-| were sorely disappointed. ‘They had What's got into these Pacific Coast and river places® A little! SS ROAL AONE Yee help: TOMER erenk ate AEH Py. jform the eager followers of fistiana/ face out of the fire es much es he/edi" eniffed Mra, Mudridge-Smith, Beer nike Tein ote See while ego Oakland, Cal. adlall thers Oakian dain i ; that Fred Fulton, the new prize ring| could, they all gave their college ory. | and all her diamonds twinkled as she| etitutions, but hardly encush to pert bs nf n the country to oo — es — —~ —- prodigy, and the guy who invented | Then they beat up @ policeman and| held her lace handkerchief over her) chase a ticket to Ludgate cireus in kindly forget that name inasmuch as Oakland, Cal., preferred to he. D re) ] ] ars an d S ense the steamboat were two wholly dif-| went away still dragging the young | eyes, but not close enough to disturh| the cells of the thirteenth century % the only Oakland! Eastern cities have set no such cxample of impu- i B ; 1 5 1] ‘ , ferent persons, man by the heels with the rope.” | her complexion for the day | Apoatins Monee.” es anybody beard New London, ©, 7 vy i. J. Barrett “Why, those college boys," Mrs. Jarr| “There's nothing like a college edu-| “I remember, Mrs, Jarr," said Mr.| “9 yi i psheed et hee announcing that i jexplained. “You sit there wita your| cation,” said Mr, Jarr fervently. Jarr, the trouble-maker, “that you| , d 5 ould therefore be glad if all) ¢¢PTUPTY years ago a good hand- | “We have had considerable trouble | 208 stuck in @ newspaper and the} Just then the bell rang and Mrs. | used to wear some college dude's frat British towns would take the hint? Has anybody ever heard com- writing was a valuable as-| Tight here because of this fact, Many | house might catch on fire and burn us| Clara Mudridge-Smith was admitted | pin, too!" Mr. Jarr said this with great 11S is the plaints from Paris, Me., that there we Neg set for a young man," sald a| %f UF executives are lamentably weak | all up, for all you'd notice tt!" in a high state of excitement. It|sarcasm, for he was only a high! " ‘ one hundred and ciel 5 . were getting to be too many! tocar omce manager. ‘Help | th ciirography, For a long time, let- | ‘smatter now?” asked Mr. Jarr, would seem the exuberant collegians | school alumnt. | twenty-ninth anniversary of frequent confusions they find in reading history? writing as requisite for clerical |Rever were represented on our pay. | fighting cown tn ihe street for any she hed alighted from her moter car) Mra, Mudridge-Smith, "But, don't traced ite often hanes Aa Soinebe sk dg k 4 Jobs, The result was that our for-|[' ecipient had been forced hour?" asked Mrs. Jarr, “I thought at | and made the initiate kiss her!mind him, dear, all husbands are 4 , n bic o the en ‘oinebody should go out and talk to these brash Pacific hamlets. ee mavalroed Alert spot to make 4 wild guess at the writer's first they were gunmen and gang- | chauffeur. alike!” mie itt ae Uuennnee SD 4 ania 4 Pe ee een ‘ | Signature . 3 ‘) i mother’s side he was related H F lchtrography. They had to, An illeg- enh wery simple idea has obviated slap A rasa pai Hier bial ‘And he ne Ea ttry rey ‘Thus encouraged at having a sup-|roval fainily of Ncotland, His fepene ») ‘J : {ble handwriting was a distinct han-|the trouble. Now every letter which | tims, an seo 8 lege boys in- | young man, too!” @he eald. * iT porter, Mrs. Jarr began to sob, and, C#Pt. John Byron of the Guard - its rom Shar p Wits dante Guilnaailear it anes ban | Teaves here contains the full name of| ifaung @ new member into @ fra-| die hair was winged and his clethes| rrp arudridge-gmnith led her from tho| 2 notorious for his gullantries. sae ft is beginning to look as if the We’ the dictator, typed, in the lower left : ” » eudridge: led her from tho) recklessness that he. rec ce bind tn welng to nave to MERE ene Sry gctaahioned enough to like | ger of aerious errors in transactions | hand corner, with the atenogmpners | THlly. for gunmen wouldn't hang @) torn in ragw: room, begging her not to mind and| nickname of Mad ‘Jacyye ght tt—Columbus (iu) Bnquirer-Sun, better than the nllogro Raletioells conducted through the mail, initials beneath dt, this In addition. to | YOUnK man up by the heela with a rope| ‘Suppose they had made him Wee! bear up, it was woman's lot to be| sauandering the inheritances oft . . Played by the loone ond of an auta| “Chirography, however, je now well- the signature. Y expect to see this over a lamp-pest arm and then light a; you?" suggested Mr. Jarr. blighted, | wife, “Mad J deserted her, and You cannot clinch an argument chain as it beats againat the fender |Algh a lost art, ‘The present genera- | \{°% UMiversally adopted in business | fire under him and burn his hair off,| Mre, Mudridge-Smith remarked #he died a few y ter the birth of with ap offer to bet that ye | wi } | orrespondence, Mr. Jarr looked down into the street (jeorge Gordon Noel een one? 16 bet, you are with every revolution of the wheel, | tion sees no necessity for developing elated would they?” would have liked to have seen them! and would have hied to Gus's, as iA ‘came Lard. Heron a who early tam LOUrAG. | | ona, | lS clear handwriting becaune of th CAPTAIN in the United States| “Gangsters? Perish the thought!) do such @ thing, Perhaps she would |qulet evening at home was spoiled. without Issue of his Peis Ph) siltnain maids i of ese ypewriter, The result “ Alt § loris t dre ed to 0 ai d-uncle, the Paaan m said Marriage, without | Shortage of various kinds is in- {of ths attitude, is, that millions of A Navy has made a proposal tor | Tl¢d Mr. Jarr, bare, rn the ee MehnetnTningaantaan pe care By Nem to contributed Gort. 's the perfect eoolal state.” But] oreacing to euch & degroe that it pre- | business men actually cannot sign the butlding of a 600-foot| “Yes the young man was all drip-| “still, I think they are dears!” eaid| member, and Mr. Jarr feared. the| introduced a atvle of ronnie ad Mgr” ouiel Saviming as marriage | valle now in eenost everything except |their names go What one can read |battieship which would be gomisub-| Ping and covered with tce as they|the luxurious young matron. “Ah. | dreadful fate of Mra, Clara Mudridge-| that was to set the fashion cr oeey “ ; " re ‘American, | them, meratble dragged him up the street with the| bow well I remember aif the stories of Smith's chauffeur, a day, on for many . \ ‘ ‘ 3 4 fl Ns cceemeennmnstrrnen illest ‘ 4 * {