The evening world. Newspaper, January 5, 1917, Page 20

Ee eaban edhe od ae COMIC PAGE “'S'MATTER, POP?” Evening World Daily Magazine ABOUT Riddle: When Is Crying Aloud: Not Allowed? Answer: When the Baby’s Asleep! Plays and Players By BIDE DUDLEY i ¢@ AMBLERS ALL,” which 3 | opened an engagement un- der the management of| tion of Maude play, Brat,” will open at this theatre next Thursday evening. Miss 7 a plays the principal role. Aliso je cas| are fewis 3. Stone, Frederio De Beile- Edmund Lowe, John Findlay, 0 Emmet, Charlotte Ives, | ‘ Gertrude ee cu hestre Jan. 1b. Another jgago Theatre Jan. 15. Ano on will be announced for (he s00n. A GOOD CAST. & Shosgreen buve selected a cast for their fret production, | by Mark Swann. in it are} Probert, Ben Johnson, Forrest | George Bert Lyte, Charies| Macuaye, Sidney Shields, Ruth Bon- | it gon, Alle Williams, Taylor Gravos | 6 Reggio Bheteld. ‘The production open in Atlantic City on Jan. 26, BY WAY OF DIVERSION. pretty fine, but, | Mpol, that child's a sig! He hasn't got we’ tell ars an’ kicks ‘most all the time, fe noisy as kin be. My slater says | awful Spo anyway 4 mile, me bet! Red babiey aut my PRIZES FOR MI88 VARIAN, é i g i H £ i f t I 5g, if i f z f i 7 i a i t3 i 4f if i a ih oll rift pe baetaad ¢ jt itt le. Tom likes it so well he has the turkey-trot in favor of the| ‘Van & Schenk, of “The Century expert "are baseball players, Howley wants them to play pro- ball this gummer, m St. Louis comes the news thet "Hip, Hip, Hooray,” at the Coli. | seum, is playing to capacity, and/ @ome of the seats are selling tor) each. The engagement of “Treasure Is! and” at the Punch & Judy Theatre wi end on Jan, 13, when the play! will have been seen 807 times in New York. The production will go on tour. Mee Marsh, her two sisters, Frances | ue Mildred, and their ttle nieces We taken up ice skating and may) be seen industriously skidding away at Bt. Nicholas Rink almost daily ‘The members of the Waverly Boat Club will abandon sweeps and skulls to-morrow night and give their an-| Feception and show at Palm nm. Hawaiian scenes will be @macted in real shredded wheat. Approximately 2,000 Boy Seouts will da special performance of nty Thousand Leagues Under fea” at the Broadway Theatre day morning at 10.45 o'clock, FOOLISHMENT. | 2, Med up et Big Lak ing some beef, sew & 9 ime, Bere ot | aad eie ‘poor el was ‘areal ot the teat, PROM THE CHESTNUT TREB. ores the matter with your phe yes. He bit.” < - 4 swoot, He don't look f WHAT SEEMS ER BE THA "AIN'T BEEN “ROUND “TO MY PLACE , 8 Trfox Ba PRESENT “To "HEN BROTHER Does — IN’ YOO YEARS ONE 1S FOR Yer 15 | Some, OF MY FINEST "WINE"! You DRoP IN AT OES ON Y'WAY HOME ANT” OF HS BI “ FLQOEY -} A Botte iy WINE — Wouldn’t You Do the Same if It Would Save You Ten Bucks? T AINT ALLowE To WANE THE BABY a itl l Mi Wt Yes DAWGONIT -T ALWANS — & yc “SAKE rete gr “Secon eH CLE BOY ANT EACH TH? " ®@ee, (ue Ber MY HAT 1 LSMELLED CIGAR SMOKE ON AKEL! (F1 CAN ONLY CATCH” HIM SMOK: ING ULL COLLECT. “HaT TEN Bucks HE PUT UP” AS FORFEIT WHEN WE 14 SWORE. OFF ON, NEW YEARS; AXEL — cha, “HEY, STOP DAS NOISE* AY VISH To SLEEP AVILE ft FLOOEy -- “UNLOCK “THIS DOOR ! UNLOCK (Tt, 1 Say Wl” WHAT DO RESOLUTIONS AMOUNT TO WHEN TOBACCO WILL CURE A TOOTHACHE? THAT WAS DIFFERENT, ~ “Y want all the road?” shouted 4n inate motor-driver, toot ing for all he was worth tm @ narrow country lane, “Pull aside, and let me pass by!" “Whoa, steady now,” grinned the farmer, from the top of a load of bay. “I dunno as I'm in any hurry." “You are looking for trouble, my man!" spluttered the fellow in the oar, 4 || 43 the motor throbbed and fumed tam. b| patiently, “Are you going to meve JONES PLO ME THAT 66 IF "0 MEET HIM AT B O'CLOCK HE'D PAY ME THAT TEN DOLLARS HE OWES ae ME AND | WOULON'T' ~— DISAPPOINT HIM (FOR ANYTHING ! t know as I be in any busty t'morning.” 7. “Seemed in hurry enough to let thas carriage pase just now,” said the angry one. “Oh, ay! But that horse wus eatia’ my hay. There ain't no danger o' yeu eatin’ it, I reckon—you don’t leek hungry!""—"'Tit-Bits," GUS WAS A STICKLER FOR PUNCTUALITY, PROMPTNESS . ETC. WHEN HE MADE A DATE FOR EIGHT O'CLOCK HE MADE IT HIS BUSINESS To BE ON TIME - 4A YOU'RE A FINE BooB!Y BELIEVE ME, 1 peiairtied YZ) WOULDN'T WAIT | THE RIGHT AGE. TWO MINUTES FOR, ERT WILLIS | @ very nervous, THE BEST GIRL YY B fidgety young man, While trav. elling on @ train one day he chanced to be seated next to a wome ty aes J : ty % an whoheldababy. ‘The infant's face [tHanxs! : 74 ats ZA \ was covered with @ thick vell an@ sb ' “| every now and then it would utt ; ‘ ‘sharp cry, which the woman endeave x ored to suppress, Young Wille { watched the proceedings with consid. ; erable anxiety for some time and fin- et = ally, leaning over toward the woman, = = ? : asked: > = r “Has—has that baby any—anything HE'D FIRE" ANYONE IN HIS OFFICE WHO | THE IDEA OF ANYONE WAITING ON THE 1 TE ee La ane isc EVEN DARED TO THINK OF COMING TO CORNER FOR A GIRL WHO BELIEVED IN him with an expression dn ‘WilmE THE "SHOP" LATE ~ TAKING HER TIME - WAS TOO MUCH FoR, GUS~ YOURE ONE MINUTE LATE, s orn and pity were blended, “Well, ‘twouldn’t be for most follm, but maybe 'twould for you,” she plied sharply, “he's teething.” — per's, N of the jury, ane ed upon your vere MAE WHOOZIS | siding over a Texas court, “We are,” responded the foremate, CAME INTO HIS LIFE- WELL! EF YR Oy ( Cibo you, ad the peisoner sey IT HAPPENS IN UN Es =E; a THE BEST OF . FAMILIES !! Do what?" exclaimed the ge. find the prisoner guilt "answered tho foreman, °° ae , gentlemen, you can a verdict Ike that." Rot Nea “Wal, I don't kno responded, ‘* | him gutlty | guilty, and we've agr at that.”—Uplite ind him to let it @@ ”