The evening world. Newspaper, January 2, 1917, Page 16

‘ ° = ar. all ak ‘saghnt PI ee ania Miers 4 Evening World Daily Magazine — {rsestay, sanuary 2, 1017 -pop?* COMIC PAGE [ “’S'MATTER, According to This the “ Nobody Loves a Fat Man” Dope Is All Wrong! BUT YA hove WILLIE ALITTLE TIT ‘MORE THAN MB, - ABOUT Plays and | Players By BIDE DUDLEY OUISE DRESSER likes her vaudeville, but oh, you regular @oting part! Last week Miss Dresser let it be known that she was te play the Orpheum Vaudeville Cir-| euit, opening in Kansas City, and)| thie column alipped the news to the) entire world. Now comes Henry W./ Bavage with the triumpbant an-| nouncement that the fair Louise ts to) @asume the role of Dolly Brabason in| hie new musical offering, “Have a| Heart!” which will open its New| York engagement at the Liberty Jan, 9. Miss Dresser went to Trenton yes- terday and saw the show. She will @ot the part the first time Friday might, And now, kind Mr. and Mra! Reader, if you will pardon us, we'd like to have a word with Miss Dresser, Listen, Louise! Be careful or you'll ruin our rep. for veracity In other words, have a heart! PRINCESS GETS “KENDALL.” wat MAKES You THINK THat wry, BecoTy SHere tH A LITTRKE T3it MORE OF -+iM M-M, I CERTAINLY THINK A LoT OF MY Boys YE Coprrieht, M11, Press Pubiioning 8 (MY Rvening Works HENRY HASENPFEFFER If It's a Game of Chance Henry Takes an Awful One! OH! HENRY Do "CV 'KNOW 'S' NOTHIN WIGH SoU WouLD'NT _ BUT A GAME OF >In _ X BEEN Down, 1 Down, BUT NoT AS valle anu iendal ets “ale “To * DOYLES PLAY” BILLIARDS’ 2 S Pancess Preatre nent Monday. Later PLAYIN’ BILLIARDS, For, Money } BILLIARDS "15 A Game You PLY VT it will go to Chicago. \ Dear’ Yes “TweepLeDuny OF INFINITE | com Me Fo = ° HIRAM COMPLAINS. eS Ee pucKs “Since Christmas day bas come and ‘said Uncle Hiram Gray, “they's | ‘a word about it, folks, that I'm @’goin’ to say. ‘Course, I ain't talkin’ | to my wife, nor to Louise or Sue.) speech I'm ‘bout to make jest for you. I had to give dress. It cost eight dollars ad to get a hat fer Sue, per- fumes an’ all sech trash. Louise, she me fer a ring. Now I ain't , but all the gals an’ Ma give me one cheap pair of socks. Since Christmas they've quit pettin’ me. I ain't ‘Dear Dad’ no more. I'm ‘Hiiam'’ now an’ ‘Croas| st like 1 wuz before, "Course | I won't kick fer, as I've said, I ain't) @ man that knocks, but what hurts most is, I jest got a bill fer them| cheap socks.” THEY MEANT WELL ENOUGH. Mra. Mark A. Luescher, the patron gaint of the Southport (Conn.) Fire Department, whose annual benefit en- tertainment is a feature of social life = HADDA OFF NIGHT! Coprrtent, 1917, Prose Publishing Uo (NY. Rvening Wert ‘Conyrignt, 1917, Prove. ing Ce. (N,V, Rvening World) Flooey — Suet Wer ceattmentune ate ikea Rb FEAT n a ; Tames Hotel when the New Year ‘athe ahha “LET, US START THE NEW YEAR \ t soake Oris with a custard pie to speed Froory AND Axet RIGHT! WE WILL CONQUER OLD his departure, a. weird, unearthly KID NICOTINE ONCE AND For ALL! Noise enveloped the St. James, Out % iN LET NOT T 18 . of bed came Mra. Luescher. i SY ANOTHER ROLL. OF THE “In the name of the Hippodrome, S WEARING OFF FILTHY WEED PROTRUDE FROM what's broken loose?” she called OUR FACES! FROM “MS TIME. through her court window. And then "Reew x the truth outed. ; A party of Bridgeportites, headed Jam unm and ON WE: HAVE SWORN OFF &” SEYMOUR ACTS AGAIN. William Seymour celebrated New Year's Day by returning to the stage, in “Treasure Island,” at the Punch é& Judy Theatre, after an absence of twelve years. He replaced Edward Gurney as Squire Trelawney. HASTINGS STILL A POET. A note from Robert Hastings Good- man, dated Atlanta, states that the former rival of A. L. Jacobs for the title of poet laureate of the Friars’ Club is dabbling in films down in Georgia. Just to pester Mr, Jacobs a bit he encloses a poem, which begins Uke this; E -FI F TE EN conse, 1017, by some x miata, te By Gale | HE GOT THE APPLES, 66 NCE upon a time,” began tl | teacher, “two little b started to Sun one Sunday morning. imhete wa Past a fine orchard, where the were bending down with ripe, clous apples. One of the b NTRODUCING OUR HERO MR.FeEux Fierirteen. | SHOWING HIM IN HIS Most CHARACTERISTIC ATTITUDE. . 2 firelig " Of our essere that is bursing there each day Bor my heart will often pine when 1 hear Ue maiden whine, ‘Then se taken ny band and to me softly does aay. That's enough. The chorus would eet Mr. Jacobs absolutely wild with | envy. 4 HAT HAVE WINE FLOWED LIKE GLUE, ibis country certalnly i# prosperous 4 Wey ven Nato! friedland, Jarry Fox | and Wolf Gilbert are buying wine. sy ected Loerie acing into the orchant These three, accompanieu vy Harry | gaa a | getting some frutt, but the other sed and sped away, leaving companion greedily dey: apples Or, Hershfield, Milt Gross and Edgar Allen Woolf, went to a sinall beanery to dine recently and, after they had ordered their ham, pigs’ knuckles and pork chops, produced several quarts of the grape and spilied it around with ‘Now, it happened that the owner: |the orchard saw them, and the day rewarded the good boy fused to steal his apples tyr fea him a shilling. He got his honesty, and what do reckless abandon, The manager of the restaurant became so thirsty that he placed a screen around the party ud 6 to keep from ¢: 0 0 Ww the other boy got for hi othe got for his dishon : cm 8 A masa" he Star. . — ———___ G Margaret Calvert, THE Best we Cans NOT THERE, EITHER, “The Yellow Jacke tralia to act for t | == aK Do 1s To Giv - Z Nellie Revell holds up h geht} ha Mo . & You 7 hand and ewears ‘The Cootiry Ghat ’ His Gentie wire A MOVING PICTURE OF THE ILL. BEATTIE, irl" | x Dirt ral , the dean Played to $45,000 last week. Some Girl! ENGAGED IN HER FAVORITE! OOK LADY WHO PREPARES | | Kansas commercial ra) x larfuerite Leslie has replaced Gail| OCCUPATION = THINKING UP Mahe BREAKFAST THAT | lers, once attended a fy ne in Laurette Taylor's “Lhe | IN ERRAND | iEFIFTEEN 5 socta Bev iie cantene se 'The Harp IN TOWN FOR FELIX THEY Come pid US FATS, oclal gathering in Wichita. Just peri “7 - . found hir f wit gilt! 62 persons saw “Tho Hig] woman from t ow" at the Hippodrome yesterday one an we aaa yA ida MT) Paviowa and tocs introduced a new OLD_FENCE CORNER ete bere y dance. |] WHERE FELIX FIArsHes —AND - ne bold to & Hip, Hip, Hooray!" got $40,000 in “THE LAST COURSE OF HIS , business are you tm, Bf staid old Cincinnati last week. ‘This BREAKNECK , ER WE . ' * raek $h0 show is at the Coliseum, st, | tey LCE NRREA ST, +4 i wl & commercial traveller,” ls. 1S NOTIN A = i a habit with wiion es Be Becoming | HURRY, WE NEARLY | nN an 1. vemilingly: ies kee ith “Her Soldier Boy,” at the | - = FoRG | r. Beatle, cor ts Astor. ‘Nother next Friday! si GOT — Li, i, Air Beattle, commerctal Doraldina, the dancer, night | Corree THERE.” : Jon't go in the beat of sooigl Bato, annoiice sho Is tlghtletters| UP ee yy | GUNN Neither do they here,” sald Zelseuwebere Jan, 4. Fine, Doral. ~ os IN THE LAST Ui that was a good many ake! | H ut at the last. ry joow alla” me = delp wx Ita from the same ‘root “2 Ble — | Every Day || jelphia Ledger apple,” and it aean b/ apple, and its meaning is the same, a Lt ae || BLACKSMITHS OR CARPENTER: With a new arrangement of pls H! WELL! FIRST? Btuart Walker's Portmanteau Pi, ” f HP other — ers have begun their rey EG You" a Seat ane a bing fae, Princess Theatre. ‘Next Sunday SEE IT | which w: he wardener as pack the port : . , ‘as the trade Start for the Pacific Comet al er $ | the world, according a ue § USE y Star | ‘The garden i ea TELLING You | and auoted from Cenestet Ae fi? Py ABour ir! | into the Garden of Eden to ™ fei MrF ‘Ah."" sald Pat, who had stuele Just what We be tr) in ALR. 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