The evening world. Newspaper, December 12, 1916, Page 16

| } ee BI RR t= Seti a eprint ge ona meena cE ‘ D*:: the City of New York want to see itself cursed with a ‘Evening World Daily Magazine - CHA siorld. ESTABLISHED BY JOSEPH PULITZER. Published Dally Except Suntey by 9 Press en Company, Nos. 83 to 43 Park Row. New York. dent, 68 Parte Row. ‘Sharpening the Sword mix, By J. H. Cassel | What Every eas - soos __By Helen Rowlan Copsright, 11 ty The Pree Publishing Ce, (The Now York Brestng World), ENTLE SISTER, G Have you ever stopped to think Of how many things you and I and every woman may be without knowing {t? For instance, In the Unwritten Dictionary of the masculine mind You are: WOMAN—A divine creation for the comfort, solace convenience and amusement of mankind. RIB—That part of a man’s self of which he thinks the least and brags the most. WIFE—The excuse for all a man’s eins, the cause of all his failings, the keeper of his conscience, the guard- | ian of his digestion and the repository of his grouches, | the passport to salvation and the soft-soap on the Golden Stair. ' BETTER HALF—The inferior fraction. That half which is always left ‘at home, | HELPMATE—A combination of playmate, soul-mate and light-running | domestic, | CLINGING VINE—A women who allows s man to think that he & |having his own way. ! COQUETTE—Any woman who is 80 unreasonable as not to retura 6 | man’s affections. PRUDE—Any woman who happens not to want to be kissed. FLIRT—Any woman over whom a man has insisted on making a foot \of himself without warrant. KITTEN—Any woman under sixty for whom a man feels a temporary tenderness. PEACH—a pretty woman to whom a man {s manoeuvring to be intro duced, . | QUE ~The same woman immediately after the introduction. \ LEMON—The same woman aftor he has tired of flirting with her. BABY—The particular woman to whom a man happens to be making lore. ANGEL-—The woman a man didn’t marry. | GODDESS—An impossible woman who exists only {n novels and te masculine imagination. PARAGON—The kind of woman a man ought to marry, Wants to marry, eNOS SHAW. Tree sosirn PULITZER, Jr New York ning| For England All Countries In the Inte national 1 ++ $9.60) One Year -301One Moi VOLUME b7... 0.000000 vas THE SAME OLD VILLA. T™ interview with Villa obtained by an Evening World corre-| spondent reveals the bandit leader as a force more than ever) alive and menacing. From one point of view a hunted out- law, from another Villa must be considered for what he is—a man) still capable of attracting desperate remnants of rebellion and leading them to massacre and pillage in the name of what he chooses to call patriotism. Hatred of Americans has become the essence of that patriotism. | “Drive them out or make them fight,” is the Villa slogan. And after| they are gone, he declares, “I will make a gap between the two coun-| tries so wide and deep that no Americans will ever be able to steal | Mexican land, gold or oil.” From Villa such threats oan be taken for what they are worth. } Unfortuvately no one knows exactly to what extent Mexican minds are responsive to this anti-American bombast. There have been mo ments when Carranza himself has seemed inclined to use as much of it as he dared for home consumption. It is well known that the Mexicans as a whole are not a people, who read newspapers, ponder magazine articles and strive to ret broad views of nationa] and international problems. It is easy to rouse their resentment with a lie and inflame their patriotic passions, with balderdash, The more Villa moves about the country the longer must be deferred the hope of an enlightened, neighborlyAlexico. If Carranva, were a great man he would mount a horse and swear never to sleep in Intends to marry— a bed until he had seen the de facto Government's worst enemy dead And never does marry or @ prisoner. | Such, Gentle Sister, . | Is “Woman's {nfintte vartety,” According to the variety of moods through which a man looks at Sert Let us fall down upon our knees, then, And thank Heaven that he shall never discover That the Eternal Feminine {s the same to-day, yesterday and for® ever— As monotonously changeless as the Sphinx! NOT FOR NEW YORK. system of motor mail trucke capable of making a speed of from forty to fifty miles an hour through its streets? Ts it anxious to contribute more victime each year to the mai!- Wagon juggernaut? If not, let it make every effort to prevent the passage by Con-, gress of a bill to abolish the pneumatic tube mail service in‘this and cther cities. | This measure, sponsored by Postmaster General Burleson, =| already been vigorously opposed bofore the House Post-Office Com- mittee by Representatives Hurlburt and Chandler of New York. An extension of time until 10.80 o'clock next Thursday morning has been granted by the committee to allow the business interests of this city opportunity to make their protests and secure a due filing of briefs ly their attorneys, When the hearing is held it is up to New York to have on hand an opposition so strong as to leave no chance of the bill being even reported, The only civilized method of moving nail in big cities is by the pneumatic tube system. New York wants no addition to the number | The Office Force By Bide Dudle atonogra this | show called ‘George Lloyd’ ts to have {ts premiere in Lon- said Popple, satd the boy, “and bites > be an organised ve in this office,” private secretary. — “I , Bobbie's tather 1 oo his son's ungentles —— es Must Be More Efficient. hoemaker, fan't.. 5 1 » Tillle, ow 0 repairing shop,” How to Measure Ability of the Man Who Gives Orders Told by Henry L. Gantt, Scien ntific ¥ of deadly auto mail trucks that now hurtle through its crowded By James C. Young. raising the cost of manufacture and j industrial vy? > you al Y y he is > streets, On the contrary, it is impatient to see the Inst of them. A preat deal has deen anid odour the | 2 Relling price Progra Rahul tea i " ie boy he : ) efficiency of the working man, But If we would get a clear concep=) 4) ve is gw demanded Miss Jue of a at what of the executive? How can he} tion of the va THE COAL IN UI | make himself better fitted for his job? | we must find tho means of measurit : .@) Q RY. 2 are Just beginning to find} the value of the operating organiza | ° been [the expense t | “W : a 7 ion a rule by which the execu-| tion. Too often attention has W": in the lead of current drives, against the cost of living tive can measure his own| devoted to the potential val and any other ¢ ng plant * pre t although he fixes ta the cheapest joke I ever snapped Miss Primm, said, Bobbie sald the private rolng out for a while v And she arose 4 hare, is the United States Grand Jury’s march upon the coal! brea eet Peden speculators, following he Evening World’s disclosures éf| what and who were behind $12-a-ton anthracite, The faster the facts have come in from agents of the’Department tf Justice the more certain has Assistant Attorney General Swacker become that there has never been any real shortage of anthracite coal this fall. ability,” accord-| to the exclusion of the dynamic value unt, When @ plant Is ity both ive Mut un full cx industrial] {he expense of carrying tdle agement. “Sup- it Is seldom that al! of tho) chinery Is Inetuded In th pose we take alexpense incurred in any | Aree factory manager] can be utilized to advan 1 eeires ania ee anwelt as an example./ we can find how much was utilized! separate account and It is his duty to and how well we can get some idea ing to Henry L,] executives have concerned them- Gantt, expert in scientific n= Ininkh 1m but [don't b than men. | aid Robbte uve done," said You've driven * month | t the cole but if ving said someting, kid,” came “The evidence thus far shows that the jobbers grabbed wee that every | of the efficiency of the management, | When casts ve feu iret all the independent coal in sight and held it back for atill wheel tn the} How well the money was tsed Wil) usualy ensues to deter Bia nice ative Gf caer ae plant is turning) be indicated by the cost of the article at maximum pro- | produced; but in the past there has sinery ia idle und t Jone to put it in og dle machinery, idle higher prices. They and the other speculators made from $3 rot! ‘s tie s 4 hie Sera cot he publi’ ‘Thels ordinary Henry 1. Gantt, — ductive capacity.| been, In general, no indication as to] OG Ne Ant asin sable ie aed eda {When any single wheel falls to do|what became of expense incurred | {ug expensive The evidence will be laid before the Grand Jury this week,|that It lowers the efficiency of the) and utilized, How much that! the Ani Prompt action by that body is certain to throw more consternation | Plant ard ite manager by just wo) amoun anyth i , | mue' 0d vital rice-boosters’ ¢: os tha ny gu . raine vo (mu nh. r Bh) ea SHE Sa SLEPAY RRC Fei pembeS rag “If there is not suMeient bus to gauge the ¢ To-Day’s Anniversary tt was not ut in any attempt] Another ney & plant's | is this nis of his yelifth annive Dossessed the ‘ . the and Anane'n running s Fi ; . but far Let a few coal conspirators be indicted, prosecuted and punished it is the Suu a of ire two primary theor wt pd epcbtllla het hnall geet and tind | Pease FAN eat Roving into with determination and despatch and the reat of the campaign against Ser SORRY FOREN, MN ee GOCE bcs eS EIR Mil AL SSIS SA SOE ok AES ge Sart ately ee hin 1809 t the gamblers who are juggling with the cost of common uecessitics the x will move the quicker joan often sugges Put aa What most encourages the looters is doubt whether any of them| Mins that wil turn the tke ~ | The Jarr “amily By Roy L. McCardell be “As the value of an industrial plant ten unfaithful to her, but the sales department and find out why orders are not coming in, He th of bin glory, deter phine and to ta leserve, but brilliant lot of- ed to become i, can be caught. Prove to them that it can be done, and their numbers] yy measured only by ability to produce |riven him no #on t tpoleon, and mothe: will decrease like magic, | values, it has no actual, but only por] Coraht, 1010, by The Fam Pablisiing Co. what other people wil say or think] "What hay that to do with what periat throne, | Brentest empire te erent | tential value, when not operated, Let Me Now York Kroning World.) tbout it.” |we have been talking about?” asked Nw . any ono department fail to ke pi¢eé AN f u me have a little “What difference does that m. mM pa slee ali le affection for Letters From the People sith the others, and the dif ey thts "| asked Mra. dare, “Other women have continued My Ja ‘8 ited tule Noth Wrong. | Hannan 4 tween W it is produclag and Jarre, “f want : to to order their affairs by what 1 sayy "t insanely Jealous ‘Or Whe tell one we 49 To the Editor of The Pvewing Wor | To the at The Kvooine Wow 1 should produce be * a bu Christus pping and now | or thin ’ yin en vuldn't ever oven . ) to Biba, but retired To scttle a bet I would like to know] What i# the population of New! ypon all other departments, t t time for it ] "It's a bad way, In may opinion? |bow tc er lady without she ¢ feted linea carte , f : a y which is correct: A says Hdison was| York and London AM asked Mr. dart | Why In't wom | ated a Ho said that every time [neare ttalr German complexion, and [ers, the Duchies ot Pare j born deaf. 13 says he became deaf | & Wins V In the first p he stores plea 1 j he ined dale Gt business f excellent health, | centia Ita heialed at Porm his later 1 1. Bo the Editor of The Bvening W Indians Ave Multiplying re waded ‘ i be | wife always aceused him of being y educated, had | Decamber, 18 N. B.—-Edison was h | A says that the stor Y irase iP see lute Vin the second place | Mt would vad company." (eae — outh as a news bul Cheek q The Kye World ane rospering ing re cheaper ne han they ere out till a And doubtless she wa net,” \ jondness for * a ett ea k jorract,’ “6 ania 7. ” His fondness for experimenting Wed] for two weeks, Bm ee will be lator « {hanging around places |intormupted Mra. Jarr | Black Fridays that purpos ‘One rost} PAN for one week, Please ¢ let 1 don't about that," re had no hausiness te That's not all.” said Mr, Jarr. “He = caused the loss of ar) bet 1 V4 ma ‘ notice that Just was alwa badge h or ' >» great financial) ¢ nao when one of his chem il atter Christmas (and that's lat mel it «rand 5 in sad {ny BYERAL of the BE Bpanetel at eng had tte ¢} atl in tte and set the car atire oon mt Ya TBD , ater ine if ditu’t give it to vani pa have com-| y i ens were ductor gave him a ear all the holiday g ro marked G ent sereum and carry on and cod on a Friday, and this has| A040) the their money with them, that caused permanent deafness » e woero f on tod by | down t to nothing to get rid of | "Now: please : enk to him for days. the pot euperatic! ty ana. Hnsiind was besieged Do ¥ ping Now, 1 Gov ' ‘ ited | them. ie tb " We we Well, what of it? asked Mra. Jarr Exchanges and| escaped line Ws. The bank To the Fatitor be Kvening Wort the iia #1 ni " Do you think I ng to walt talking bout Ub rey . | pediont of ‘vey only by the exe "Bby0 i tacthar moet th te |'Po the ® ; ' i ei i y Ye ot gnidivouttHave to ant ) laugh." replied Mr. Sarr oold-that the sixth of placing “dummies” In the > ie v rug s that the red t are fa. till A a 1 ot nee z awe Ds vim ant hore we ts fraugh with Byse: ful and advice ever summed) 1 war TROAMOerR BAM ane'euttataeLorell Rox Une children TV aieacy m1 © xome extra ¥ thle wae thee: IES were the ught with tl) yy y,y up in two words. Sho » the! w Y Hi he ents \ vay diary ; . all Women Were crazy." om those engaged in financial ‘ season, and is re political es Justing themselves to civilized) surprise, “What good would Christ- ur fr laushea harnin 34 portant, early Above ent M wa says Popular Mechan Their} mas be to them after other people's, Y°% sne hag porate a 1 avoid purcha’ night This ks, for examp: 1-1 ot having toys and gifts and ** ey ob or ractice cau nable hours , ore at - ait eried Mes. June | 4 labor, and ioe to the store | To the F 1 \ , ‘ , Ave made many | t c * LE SAREa f coldiy away trom him, | y wndou's largest bank elmployees ‘ ut ere 8 vie ‘ Large ver OY . vg them OF RR RBEXOA That's ome way to get out oe oe) later Wall Tet us also extend this spirit into, Bernhardts p " BADE have wil i an y in ra things be the 1 aidver i ! 1 owas Mr J OL hustiod «" due to an the now year, and make « | jug cattle Pees cand ‘ i f ki 1 ho down the st@et. "But t worth i197} Bonnie her tn old. Clases at times other than nig ita ana | . 5 ed to recently sold tie janis “ 1 wonder whe ralae some extra | Derby with his for 1 of tave ‘l "Black Relidays, thereby permitting he) To he bates of The timing nioad of cuttle for Indian stuck fe) she ow ’ wae Lolng Hi He told | ney wo the missus can do her. mediately prepara it seemed thet the weet stores to c! | "What ts the present value of amen in the West, which netted them| You order your whole life not on. the his wife had been insane for) Opristmas shopping more or less early, from the city, and a panic prevailed. financial wiicture ot eh the New! wal CONSIDERATE SHOPPER, $3 gold piece dated 18067 J. McB, [approximately $100,00v, ‘way you want it, but according to' years.” right up to Christmas Eve?” | It was on that occasion that the Bank had crumbled inj Ll Ma