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. ~ cratic Party hereabout. In fact it looks as if there might be one of the best opportunitios a Evening World Daily Magazine __ [rss novemper », r916) Che etehica Wiorld, | Men Who Fail Oem, 8 WaT i By J.H. Cassel | BSTABLISHHD BY JOSEPH PULITZER, Puritetee Dally Dxcept Gepsey, by the Pi gs of Mrs. Solomon By Helen Rowland | Sayin Publishing Company, Nos, 83 to k Row, New York. Copyright, 1916, by The Press Publishing Co, (The New York Brening World), RALPH punatzn “President, €8 Park Row. ONSIDER, my Daughter, the way of a man in @ quarrel with. | ANGUS SHAW 03 Park Row, JOSH PULITZER, Ire Secretary, Gs Park Row. woman! For, lo, his slogan {s “Deflance—not defence!” and the Serpent him- self, had not more ingenuity, in taking the INITIATIVE, Behold, when he hath neglected and forgotten thee for an whole fortnight, doth he return unto thee in sorrow and repentance, and with tears and words of pleading? “ ay verily! He ts mightily “offended,” and sum- » moneth thee haughtily upon the telephone, saying ’ “Look who's here! Even I, Algernon, whom thou hast cast out and deserted! Alas, WHERE hast thou aS been? And what in the world have I DONE, that thou mess" has forgotten me? Yea, WHY hast thou not called me up?" And lo, she that was prepared for battle, is covered with confusion and apologies, and her tongue is broken against her. When an husband arriveth two hours late for dinner, doth he ap- proach with fear and trembling, and flowers and explanations? Nay, nay! He cometh with the grouch-that-knoweth-no-brother, and divers complainings that he “must work so hard,” and* that the dinner is cold, and his wife not waiting upon the doorstep, to greet him with kisses and a cry of Joy. For, alas, every man knoweth the advantage of being the “Injured” one, in a quarrel, ered at t z Now York as Second-Clana Matt Bubecription hater to he brenk [For ineland and the Continent ad World for the United States ‘All Countries fn the International tnd Canada, Postal Union, 68.50) One Year, 0! One Month NO, 20,169 as, VOLUME 57. ON GUARD! MN THE face of continued uncertainty as to the outcome of tho closest election’ the country has known since the Hayes-Tilden contest in 1876, the best thing the public can do is to sit tight and leave the running-round-in-circles to Wall Street. The situation is unusual but not unique. The nation is level-| headed enough to find out duly and methodically whether Mr. Hughes) or Mr. Wilson is the man who has been elected. What is of imperative and paramount importance is to keep the! handling of the election returns free from the faintest shadow of} irregularity. , An honest count down to the last ballot is the only thing that will satisfy the country. Any suggestion of fraud or withholding of returns will bring condemnation with crushing force apon the party whose record lays it open to suspicion, Republican dollars have poured into Presidential campaigns. In at least two instances, in 1876 and in 1884, Republican National Com- mittees have not scrupled to lay their hands on the returns of Presi- dential elections. No such scandal must develop now. Every ballot box where re- tults are doubtful must be put under guard in the name of national integrity and honor. « Seo: Peeds Seb tee es And, whatsoever thou doest, my Daughter, thon art ALWAYS “in the wron, If thou flirtest with a man, thou hast shattered his {Ilusions, And, if thou*wilt not flirt with him, thou hast stabbed his vanity. If thou takest his words seriously thou hast “ misunderstood” him. And, if thou takest them lightly, thou hast “insulted” him, If thou arguest with him, thou art “nagging” him to desperation. And if thou closest thy lips and wilt not argue, thou art “pouting.” If thou flatterest and coaxest him, thou art trying to beculle him And if thou criticisest and reprovest hitn, thou art robbing him of his self-esteem, If thou sighest and weepest, thou borest him to distraction. «= 6@e 4 TECTED . It is unthinkable that money or manipulated ballots should ever And if thou laughest at him, thou hurtest him beyond measure, * again put in a President. If thou clingest to him, thou art a nuisance and an {ncumbrance. F And, if thou droppest him, thou art a coquette without scruples, New York, Indiana and Uilnots are great States, But ft 7 bt Laveen bes marry Ug thou menacest his freedom, {s just as well we are reminded now and then that folks further ou rerusest to marry him, thot breskest bis heart. West also vote. And {f thou succeedest in marrying him, thou “wreckest” bis life! : Therefore, I charge thee, seek not to put any man {n the wrong; but y for whatsoevef HE hath done, suffer thyself to be “BLAMED,” to-day, i % yesterday and forever. ut » ABAD DAY’S WORK FOR TAMMANY. For, whatsoever tack thou takest, he shall confuse thee and rout - NE thing is plain. Whether acting under orders or spontane- thee, “coming and going.” “ ously, ‘'ammany lieutenants in this city treacherously turned Letts down both Wilson and Seabury and made up to local German- = American or Irish-American votes that might help elect a Tammany Mayor later on. Self-respecting Democrats in city and State are not going to forget whose fault it was that Mr. Wilson had a pluralify of only 40,000 in Greater New York. From now on the stock of Murphy & Co, will be quoted at a low figure by the better elements of the Demo- | Lucile the Waitress By Bide Dudley | Copyright, 1916, by The Prom Vublishing Co, (The New York Br 66] ALMOST got insulted in hore) sing } yesterday,” said Lucille, the | waitress, to the friendly patron at the lunch counter. “How was that?" he asked. “Ob, a fellow tries to get gay with my complexion, When he flings out the napkin I go to him in a ladylike | bi 1 that makes me the wealthy of Bell's cold cream those freckles,’ he says, attention to my ex- ‘ to mind about those es, 1 saya, ney deuote too much tron In the be says. yet offered to round up Tammany in this city and head it for the woods, 4 ' ~~ eee Here demeanor and ask him what he wants r than too much Ivory to muss up in the food line, He takes kes There were many and good reasons for not re-electing The Man Who Paid His Election Bet Too Soon a close-up of me and says: ‘You Charles 8. Whitman. The best hope now {s that some of them ought to touch up that complexion of | “ may have impressed the Governor himself. | — =_£_=_======= = yours, lady. that first ALWAYS A HOLOCAUST FIRST? | | Z rance Ready for Trade Boom With U. S. After War fitidg there and forgetting all the! Kk of inhaling tich my freckles and rules of social proprietory. Well, sir, I Pere st TN . : . Z Ks VEN in the midst of its excitement over the election the city! Whole Nation Turning to American Goods, Says W. W. Nichols, Head of American Industrial Commission. Lace ete Paper ea lab cae ‘Who give you cart blanket to pe] expostusating to @ lady what to do to her countenance? You do th narrow escaped the perils of panic and asphyxiation in the! ,,/4 tere @ chance for the United } tor and found them running|trade with America thelr places in the workshops just as nd. Ps States to win a larger share of|smoothly, But the work of regenera-| “We could learn a good deal from] readily as the men have taken theirs subway Tuesday night. The blowing out of a cable in a connection ve'y trade after the wart thon that will have to be done in the the French business man, He does|in the trenches, And they have a ¢ th | Ly Md Huy - ; | ing and I'll take care of the beauty box , Te: Street S MPHATICALLY yes," in the|invaded distric's, once peace ts de-|things thoroughly. One point that] icarned fast—very fast, In one plant A 5! near the One Hundred and Tenth Street Station of the Lenox “RE opinion of W. W. Nichols, |<l@red, and the ‘necessary imp: hnpressed me was the workings of /1 saw a woman running a ig lathe, Papen Fiat kan Ao ptrente wou ks i v 2 7 oke carly seated 2.800 : a "|tions to care for lessened produc the French Chambers of Commerce “‘How long did it require for her : . F " * 4 Avenue line filled the tube with smoke and nearly suffocated 2,500 head of the American Indus- | ofr Rents eae Hos These are under Government super-|to learn that operation? I asked, saya, ‘but me get Medal Tam I know Awa , © ‘persons shut up in stalled trains, ‘ trial Commission | scarcely be appre data glance. [Vision and their officers are virtually “Six days,’ Was the surprising an. what I'm talking about, | ie A cre am at euch and ” tivakian Ge which has Just] “It is of tirst importance that the|representatives: of the central au-|swer, OS une goad n Broadway, “He F 4 As usual, the worst feature of the situation was the absence of Petar nua teors| ranch afe willis even ansious todg thority, Aa a rewult of this aysiem| | TAnd the manager of that estab- wee Pet canker of cosmeantieka’ he| © me, you Kee,” ; aan cgont tin . business with us. ‘That is eat | they are remarkably eftict id aps jd me sho nore prot Be ns pth 4 reassuring information for the locked in passenge r8. Tn any tie-up AN} Prance, and assist Heal You may” trade, with ‘a ‘man| proach any undertaking with a degree] efficient than the man who preceded eth Prof, Bell, the beauty spe- © 4underground, nervousness and uncertainty as to what is happening are . a ant chairman of|when he cannot help himself, and he|f co-operation among different bod-|her. What effect will that have after | clalls rance figures uma {vit never slowed me up at all ‘ batted ay be the statue sit I says, ‘but I'm not going to! back upo fes that is not to be found in our own] the war? Well, ; iit atta eeee oisut x puntry, This concerted oun woes ala Leela Methane mea and the klein long way toward getting results, and/ women will stmply the vacancy, | uation, aie iene | we mint nis has a new significance Indus-| be neither a subject nor a predicate the Allis Chalmers | eq) Manufacturing | Cumstar y | Company, man feels that you prime panic-breeders. Whenever any mishap occurs in the subway fee firat thought of those in authority should be to send fear-allaying ¢ y and helping him ry day be] We might well copy some of its fea- stlee on, My face ain't a 7 6 sAneaaxy. Sale a “phat te: pare Sb ea hy tures, trially and 1s an indication of what] for you to practice on. My face ain j § ges through halted trains, If necessary, telephones should be eo 1 wean wy Hp will remain your customer, weal or|tUres, | weg, France will require} may ‘be expected of women in’ the| my fortune, It's my disability to fpgostalled for this purpose at every hundred yards. The surest way | rance.” eaid Mr.|OUr reception was ed with a} @ lar unt 8 machinery im=| field of labor, olich of the affectio ‘ople|plements of all kinds, There can be] “There is no better trade outlet In p “I TAA bearienee CRAY Che. agp ay que ion that she will undertake] the world than the re ch marke “Phen evidences in| the work of rehabilitation with an in-| There Is no nation with which more y even greater than that] pleasant relations can be maintained Mm? start a panic is the policy which prevails at present: Say nothing, Peder the doors closed and let uneasiness develop until passengers | * ou) Nichols, "where we were welcomed A vith 8 representatives | France thi ssa mon expect] tensive en iy fanintalne etree their way out. bs peas aki ‘The French |@ big business with us in the days to whic h has made, it moonbats for her aoa! rang. f Sr EO ok net ma ; rf o via SOTA, orden i ew tel o feed, equip and munitio or a jond. wrove ths eld a i x , c aor . Be it noted, moreover, that the Fire Department had made re-| are anxious to for OT fr en aa ey emer iti are ean ee raw business bond with Her te make idited by Janet Trevor 7 stronger the tles o bart.” pyri, we Proms Publishing Co, (Tue peated demands for ventilators in the section of the subway where| Htlons with us, and will do their! miitions, Is nearing completion, Dol “And it Is largely due to the women! stronger the tles of the hbart Copyright, 1916, by The hing t yeah share to make such the tually | — ~ - = = _ CHAPTER LXXXVIIL penta) ‘this latest short circuit occurred. Must we always wait until lives|avantapcoun, ‘Their, manufacturers New York Evening W NB ov Pae ~ | advantageous, Their manufacturers SESS YES 8) 2, | dc nF » 28.—My jother died two » have been choked or trampled out? have awakened to the Importance of Gaya ago, It scone Ae if roy |, “Honey, It won't = " * eiliciency systems as developed in world had stopped. é 4 ' i sniatc aia aal this country a are in a mood to We th ht that sh tt f " . " dopt bo methods and ¢ Y Ve thought that she was getting Re As between Messrs. Dowling and Curran for President of SR AUDEAL aby Aeron odate| better, Dr, Leland was holding down ‘ the Board of Aldermen, the chotce was of two good men, Either - product will receive consideration In| Coprnght. 1018, ly The Pree Publishing © y curtains going up she smiled and trndeemen are glad ye senorayn ane to eagercal aren aerthy Guinea one % way the city stood to secure the services of @ practical worke France to-day, and every American Fine Sen Sees \uiael looked so satisfied,” Pe eee ee ee pa hat dar act ; s orker Jropresentative is assured of a hi RS. JARR was looking out from] py) 1} new human interest | Won't trust you for a cent we beHeved that danger was practi ? 4 and excellent type of newer Aldert Jing, which is a big step forward of M Ba Ont wikeee Ga ke dat ateae cuaeae ee tee Mr. Jarr went to work #0 much im-| cally over. Only my mother herseit|{M fath rj itself, etre bi a,j atu on me,” enid Mr. Jarr. presse se eins! o{ had the premonition that she would lina: (acy known a “Despite the war, French industry acrosn the way, and sald:! won you can always depend on| Pressed by these jittie Insights intol Tt) tt oe jihat thete unio fa Py ‘ ; : an — =: — ——— |“Those people across the way are f ‘i oynen:| soe, bevonolegy of domeate soononly ‘ & Hits From Sharp Wits Rielle that" continued Mrs. arr "When [tha Vwhen lhe feturued at eve the! 1 gut with her the night before she, AO™: 1 ae i —— = = = —== 0 ‘ you see the fall come on anc looked across a c ai » nurse rest for an ho ¢ 4 Possibly the lengthening of the/ It looks now as though the high cost | To-Day’s Anniversary “What made you think they were] iconic have not put up thelr lace curg| that the lace curtains still inspired 4 to i ee Bute i; sa Fan hour. 9 = sboe tops has something to do with! of living might be responsible for an- | |! oti die bonok Al going to mov asked Mr. Jarr. aa re they are} confidence When I sat down beside the bed t @ increasing scarcity of leather.—|other boarder menace,—Philadelphia “They wore getting so many new taine you can feel sure Mra,| un!" said Mra, Jarr, "One learns| mother seemed asleep. Mut in a few | yocan, for you golumbus (Ga.) Inquirer-Sun. Inquirer. DWARD VIL, most popular of ney getting ms Wl thinking of moving, 1 know Mralgomething new every, day!” Those| minutes she looked up at ine with her| Ted autokie iy @ so 8 a a | | European ‘monarchs among |things." replied Mra. Jarr, “They Rot) Mutter was worrled, so th people | people moved yout at f o lock tn a aweet, rather wilful salle to 1 Is i Some men will never be contented| Platonic love provides patients for Frenchmen during his lifetime, |Bew lining room furniture, Hew PAF. | must owe them a good bill, She saw iifey aust OE tae thane: they new the teat ie healcss ouhoaui ara ; auntll they can go to work by a clock | the hospitals and grist for the court | has been exalted to the stature of a lor furniture and @ Prose Peds And) the new furniture come in, and she! iorey, and they were in auch aldaughter,” she said tn her hoarse | nf that ts slow and quit by one that is | mill.-Milwaukee News hero since his death, and Paris now that’s often a sign, especially as they 6 told Bepler, the butcher, | ‘ way they le curs op i that " tagt.—Toled 4 . i must have told Bepler, burry to Ket away thoy left the cur-| whisper. “There are some things [ 7 oledo Hinde, Ai tana alinutateaieak if tae eave has alinost Aa innny monuments of |sold their old stuff te a second hand} too, for he was around.” jtaing. Yes, they are new, but now 1] 01 Pp eae Fs Hare tite f -j suRKE a © word the late British King ts it has Of gyenjture man.” 4 aE eal ked | can see they are the cheapest kind of| WANt to tal now Kener dat, Wor When a college professor ts good he |ChTistmas must be abbreviated it | Napoloon, Voltaire and other Preneh |! . All ig well, however,” remarke aMule aid “Rut you mustn't talk, mother” 1) enue none iy ¢ fe Very, very good, but when he in| Should be written “$mus.”—Savunnab fdois, ‘To-day ia the seventy-fifth | “If people are going to move, don't! wtp, Jarr, “The curtains are up, and | 2 Atation evi ve to 1 bad he is awful.—Philadgiphia In- News. ek % anniversary of lward’s birth, and | they walt tl they are in the new|ine people in the third floor, front, jth Ther af wulrer. eae Nah stead eau {twill be commemorated throukhout place before they met new thin#s?"|acroas the way, re oing to Atay.” | [Women ah cat ahia tae : . me - . 2 asked Mr, Jarr, ‘ ; . x to stay, all| 1 row strong f Yhe skirt sky-line goes up at! 2he to attract more tired Frenchmen attribute to Edward vit, | Ske | “Oh, they are going stay, ay ae yates fig onwet th bare Would only chang: jiuch of the credit, for the Anglo~ “Not if they get thats fein bi In- | right, for, as you can see, they have | A fit of coushir ) enough to come down.— | Mme—Columbia reneh entente which hus made Great etalment house," said rs, Jarr.| new curtains,” said Mra. Jarr. “If ECHANICS often pride then. it dhe sete je Banner, | The man who duvan‘t know whon he ee Oe eae fe nck: Owns | orthey imoxine they can moye to 4M! they had been fhe old curtains there selves on thelr ability to Jud Hut vib Aner eet that some men do te poor|MAKes 4 fool of himself will not be | Qvent visitor to Paria during his long other puik of town and the instal-|nignt have been some doubt about and to compare distances i Oe yet icy asnace ped credit’ be. | Perry for it afterward.—Plorida Times- career as Pr ne of Wales, | ; ment plan people can't find them! put they are new ones, and they|eurately, An interesting test of this! =} Uni soon as he asecene © thro: erally do. a A ri be | i r “yy ye Mt is their best.—Albany Jour |‘ "1°? ma 8 paeeitene 4a Re eamenged she tarone| But chay aenerally: di [look Like very good ones from here| ability 19 shown in the illustration, | 0 me. For the nurse ree Authors please note, If O. Henry really learned to write Ment of Pra und England. Learn something new every day!"| See, there's Bepler, the butcher, down | says Popular Mechanics. 'Thé test is | t dinnodiately and fT oe 8 short stories in prison, a host of hig) De Pld an official visit to Po remarked Mr, Jarr, “And what makes! there Boking up now, and he's goinglas follows: Arrange three coins, | er alone again, ‘The only reason why people gener- |imilators desurve indeterminate sen- ine the Initiative in a movement dea | you think they are not going to move |away satisfied, ‘They got a new pare | washers, or similar disks, in triangular | jen with A oud Bot stock up with a full sack |tences.—Pittavurey Gaxette-Tiines, | Lined to effect a final reconciliation. Jang endeavor to lose the instalment |lor carpet, too; that’s always 4 six |form ao that the distances A are a ity It was over “will drop and they will have a| And now pretty girls are to be used |@%4 the way Was paved for states. | plan collector?” people are going to stay, Had tt been}equal to the distance B, Almost in- a Leonie te! priced flour on hand.—Mil-|to win recruits to the United States | men of the two countries to enter into | "That'e easy," replied Mra, Jarr,|rugs, and if she hadn't put up new] varighly the third washer, at the apex office, owe, Army, A cal! to arms, as It were?—|% treaty based on mutual concessions, | “Can't you see the woman across the | curtaing, I wouldn't have blamed the}of the triangle be placed In a cvenst In Ho . Baltimore American HW YORK Das clghty-one first-| Way has put up new curtaina? F tradesinen for being worried position as indicated by the dotted I, too. He we Sey settew who has been sitting on en - | h ple never put up curtains unless they| Clothes cause no suspicion?” asked|outtine. Even after th hers have soe peuther Ne whittling pine and chew-| With every pair of high heeled shons Slaae theatres in two borougbel iP ri ; EOE eR RTO BO WASIBES NAYS to leave the h y foula beur ‘will now begin to make|sold a nice, padded pair of crutches | Manhattan and the Brone, | 4re going to stay, I saw Mra. Muller, | Mr, Jarr. ; been placed correctly by measurement, Presence seomed eee ete mother's ta to move inside by the|should be given.—Columbia (8. C.)|They bave a combined seating capa-|the grocers wife, pass and look up| ‘Indeed they do not!” replied Mrs.'the distances A appear to be longer \ After to-morrow. [muti ‘ (Ga.) Enquirer-Gun, | State. ‘eity of 800,000, to-day, and when she saw the new|Jarr, @f you are dressed well the than the distance B, Bae take Up life again, How ehall t - - peace a —a “ . ¥ . oe - ~ |}