The evening world. Newspaper, November 4, 1916, Page 10

PSTABLISHED BY JOSEPH PULITZER. - Bedirere Daily Breet Sunday vy the Prone P Company, Nos. 63 to oi ANowe SAW reasurer bt oy el JOSHPH PULITZER, Jr., Secretary, 63 Park Row, ifice a ey, York as Second-Class Matter. ‘or England and the Continent en@ All Countries {n the International The Woman of It By Helen Rowland Copyright, 1916, by The Press Publishing Oo, (The New York Brening World), She Explains Man's Lightning Changes of Heart. 4 Solas T'S walk down the avenue,” suggested the Widow, aa she and the | Bachelor emerged from the heavily scented air of the dimly lit tea room, into the wine and gold of the autumn afternoon, “No,” she added suddenly, glancing at her tiny wrist-watch; “I think we'd better call a tax! Ob! there goes an OMNIBUS. Glorious! Let's climb on top, and be jog- gled home!" and she hailed the fat, green vehicle with one hand, and dragged the Bachelor along by the cont- sleeve with the other, ‘Whew!” he exclaimed, as he sank panting into the seat beside her, “Nothing changes quicker or oftener than a woman's mind!” “Nothing,” agreed the Widow cheerfully, “except @ man's heart—and the fashions, and the weather! But you don’t understand the processes of a woman's reasoning, or you'd be more lenient, and patient with us I really DID think I should rather walk——" “Oh, aid you?” inquired the Bachelor mockingly. | “And then it suddenly occurred to me that I hadn't the time, and that my shoes pinghed a little, so I thought of a taxi——" “Yes, yes. Go on!" urged the Bachelor, between jolts. “And then I saw an omnibus coming—and it struck me that we could make just as good time, and got a lot more air and exercise, trying to stick on top of one of these things——" ce UITE right!" agreed the Bachelor, clutching at the railing, as the Q ‘bus lurched over a crossing. “I know just how a cocktall feels now, when ft ts being shaken. But, why don’t you women show’ @ Ittle lentency and forbearance toward the lightning changes of a man‘a heart? He follows your same processes of reasoning. He really DOES think he wants to marry a girl—and then it suddenly occurs to him that——" “Not until after he has kissed her!” put in the Widow quickly. “Noth- ing occurs to him before that. His reasoning is always ‘accessory AFTER the kiss’ “Well, after he has kissed her,” acknowledged the Bachelor good-na- turedly, “it suddenly occurs to him, that he hasn't the time, or the money: or ‘the shoe pinches’ somewhere—or, or he gets cold feet, and decides that he had better take a taxi, and flee, And then he sees ANOTHER girl——"* 667PCUAT ts not his method of reasoning at all," Interrupted the Widow emphatically, “He hasn't any method; he just follows his natural instinct. A man never decides to marry any girl; it 4s the girl | who decides that. He simply goes blindly along, searching for his Ideal | WomAn—that {mpossible creature, with all the virtues of an angel and ail the fascinations of a devil—and every new girl looks just like an IDEAL, until——" “Until he finds her out!" finished the Rachelor, triumphantly. |. “Until he discovers some hnman flaw in her,” corrected the Widow. | “Until ho discovers that she {s a Itt too cold, or a little too affectionate; [a little too old or a Uttle too young; a little too frivolous, or a little too serious; a little too wise, or a little too foolish—in short, that she is neither n angel nor a devil, nor a ravishing combination of both, but merely # human being, lke himself! And then, he sees ANOTHER girl, whom he !nas NOT found out, nor analyzed—nor kissed, And lo! the ‘pursuit of | the IDEAL! ts on again.” | “Bravo!” eried the Bachelor. “How id you ever discover us? T never oven knew, myself, how I—why it always happened like that.” les D he would never marry at all,” concluded the Widow, with « wave of her vanity case, “if some girl didn't ‘ste him first’ and throw dust tn his eyes, and make him ‘see stars’ and forget all | about his fool impossible ‘Ideal'~and marry him, before he recovers aes That's why they say Love ts blind; but it tsn’t love that’s blind— Postal Union + .80)0ne Month. oo Ee eee STILL FACING BACKWARD. HE campaign closes to all intents and purposes to-night, Mr. Hughes having the last word. He has uttered a good many _ bince he became a candidate, but there is little chance the last will reveal him in any new light. So far as keeping on the job is concerned Mr. Hughes has been an exemplary candidate. With a real issue or two, with a stirring| thought or an inspiring phrase, even with nothing but an orator’s Gift of striking sparks from his hearers, Mr. Hughes might have done something to redeem the way in which his campaign has been mud- dled and mismanaged. The plain truth is, however, that Mr. Hughes has not proved bigger than his campaign or than the party principles and policies to which its weaknesses are attributable. The great handicap of the Republican Party is that it is facing backward. It aeks the country to go back to Government by Privi- lege, back to a Protective Tariff, back to the good old days when a Republican Administration took “practical” hold with Big Business to| eee to it that the first fruits of the nation’s industry and the profits of its toil found their way to those “best endowed to enjoy wealth and exercise power.” It asks workers, wage carners and business men of the more modest sort to go back to conditions from which they have emerged and beyond which they are rapidly progressing. It asks the people of the United States to turn back and try something they have outgrown. | Mr. Hughes has found no means to conceal this fatal handicap. He no more faces forward than does his party. The momentum of both is still directed the other way. Republican thought in this campaign ends thus where it began: ‘At retrogression and reaction. if SUBWAY DYNAMITERS. LOTS to dynamite more subway stations as revealed in the con- feasions of striking subway employees, who admit they blew up the station at Lenox Avenue and One Hundred and Tenth Street on the morning of Oct. 25, call for prompt unravelling and quick action. The public cannot fail to note that several of these men were officers of local street railway workers’ unions. Nor does it relish the idee that the pennies and nickels it has bebn dropping into boxes on the streets “to aid the striking car men’s families” have been invested in sticke of dynamite. The plotters’ consideration in planning their bomb outrages for early morning in order to kill fewer people will hardly avai] them much. ° Here is an after-flame of the strike which must be instantly stamped out. The men under arrest in connection with the Lenox! <)) es ‘ % . @ rary eS ; ‘Avenue explosion should have a speedy trial and, if found guilty,| 1 he J arr Dollars and Sen se How Our Cities pective the maximum sentence. Fam ily 3/3 By H. J. Barrett Were Named | sh h ce W ce k : N) W a sh | . 0. 20,164 it's the man! It isn't the woman who matches his Ideal, nor the woman oman who adores him, but the woman who $ him, that eventually leads him to the altar—and gets him all | who suits him, nor the DAZZ | tied up I knew it, I knew it!" cried the Bact girls were trying to da eyes wide open!” “So much the more chance for eome girl to throw dust in them!” laughed the widow, mockingly. “Why don’t yor stop trying to find an . 1 look for a real woman?” Jor with conviction, “I knew avg why I've always kept my Meanwhile local unions of street railway employees have a moat A anny oe as % an’ otaili I gritte: eth and resolved to!” , § 4 ‘pee Smperative duty. Either they must at once disavow all such plots and By Roy L. McCardell One Man's Re-ord in Retailing. |pay in aA pay aekwer hf By Eleanor Clapp. By Martin Green fi ; ry ‘The Pred Pu .. 8 Incompeter 0. . iu y pak lay the strictest injunctions upon their members to avoid even the dis-| ° Metireres Weer oe OOM rn: Orion, epehatnns eee| Cuenca ig DeRruppedLore 8.1L | wi AN oui P=Dearont . Conmricht, 1816, by The Press Publishing Co, (The New York Evening World.) F i j yes . ? : : Db ore and 2TRO by the ear! ‘opyright, 1916, by Tl : cussion of dynamite methods, or they and their councils are likely to| $4] V2 % S204 mind not to speak to downfall of most merchants| Used it for sleeping quarters, This| ee ee ue in this cam- predecessors and he kept each whisker ina themeel dtiadbs eee you!" wid Mrs, Jarr with mock! 44, far said the proprietor of a|S4¥ed me room rent and left me $12 French explorers. The word| ¢gyS w. an issue in Wy Alta pinde lexaeee when Cate: anes find themselves objects of suspicion against which the public will take seriousness, “and the children| ¥2° fa!l” sald the prop ‘: axe | (2° £004, clothing and incidentals, My means “narrow passage oF | paign?” asked the head pol=) wssed them UD. eteps to protect itself. asking about you every day, too!" Successful variety store, "To make | rent for the store was $28 a month. straight," and refers to the river| isher, “Or are they not here may be phetographe extant Mrs, Kittingly, the fair grass widow, | £004 in retailing to-day requires @| “My first year, I sold $8,000 worth| which runs between Lake Erle and| “History shows,” replied the 1aun-| showing Woodrow Wilson associating f ated et ow ¢| Bem srasn of cortain simple prin’ jot gapds. This figures at about $87 Wl rare gt. cl Th route |dryman, “that whiskers have been at but T haven't seen any. 4 . amiled her aweetest, “Why, I thought] ciples which, if consistently. applied, |dayy a quantity which T could marage| lake St. Clair, Is was @ route | dryman, “that whiskers have been at ace baEt DBYSA SARC Ane ¢ WHERE THE POLICE FAILED WRETCHEDLY. you were trying to cut me,” she sald, | ensure success, {to nell most of myself, On Saturdays | much frequented by “vayageurs” and|least 50 per cent. preval J Cotes Marr? ae "What nonsense!" replied M rr] rs ago I started in bust-| 1 hire save given him a second look, @ young fellow at 75 cents al “courriers de bois,” or, as We should|’ ste House in the last forty-eight | ' f peeved spies atter half of 1909 witnessed |day to help me, and during the Christ- sm eaplane . | which term is close enough to! but everybody else would. On th , HE ocenes outside Madison Square Garden on the occasion of | Wary: “tl Wad 1pat AF tay te bay from the disastrou: s/n ason T employed three extra by ns i if ae pe baal hate a century for purposes of illus-|other h photographs of Charle: bd the President’s appearance there Thursday evening were dis-/2{"" bout Yeu Sorday "and nd: aig, hie of 1907 and I judged tt toj clerks. My expense list for the firot Feoorde toll us that the sreach a bs te In that time, Evans Hughes taken with the con- } pd sday evening were dis-|iwnrat can be the mutter with Mra.! be a propitious time to embark upon a| year totalled $1,339, were here as early as 1607, and that ea caer iresidents. com, vance of his proud and happy graceful and unnecessary, That they occurred. reflects|Kittingly? Have we done anything new venture 4 be an 6 pavalling “Thus my expenses figured some-| the great La Salle himself came nine ‘ are ote eg erg whiskers, | Parents at reguge periods ts ay 5 eins sisi > t her in the hall] #lesman, but wanted to get o e) thing over 19 per cent. of my sules. rr. B = anbieie y afficted PS) career show that he became ia strongly upon the efficiency of the city’s police force, Py often panto eae ee suey road, “Thad saved about $1,400 and! asl sold_my goods at a gross proft |. Ababa Bilt SOspN aan en Fate Grant, Hayes, Harrison and Garfield, | to whiskers at a very early age. Never , Fae . fi f . land she gives a cold be concluded to start a variety store. T!of about 30 per cent., I netted about | Ueme 108, eal a : i te port | after his more year has he i With the years of experience the police have had in handling big | This was news to Mrs. Kittingly;/ selected a town of about 8,000 popula-! $863 over und above my salary of the Sieur de la Motte Cadillac came | Chester A. Arthur wore tiem port | placed his face on the pillow when he {hits the hay without a barrier of jam McKinley show that he was par-! whiskers tervening between gald tially whiskerized in Civil War timos,| face and sald pillow. Goel “So we come from. the: nada and built Fort | #4 starboard, Karly pictures of Will- Pontchartrain, where the city now | getberings at Madison Square Garden it ought by this time to be! Bvery time she met Mr. Jarr, when tion, which was surrounded by @ pros-{ $524. ‘This meant @ net income of/ down trom . ’ ‘ perous section, and rented # storeroom | $1,489 a year, which was better than r possible to admit 15,000 persons to the building without losing con-| hia wife wasn't around, he was more} yy) , sO fe ‘ 1B hire La red 20 by 80 feet. I'd been doing as a travelling man, as| “ ing the Mxtures,|my expenses were less. stands. - premises nglish on t than genial. “Then, after in ; ; ; mmeval sheek | Simi of them et the ential ; | swell, 1 will drop tn to see you and| Which included 1 shelving, two! {put my profit of $865 bi Bani enT, Voere siapeed betore the and Theodore Roosevelt wore cheek | iy tyig conclusion, This country has ‘The Thureday night meeting was wretchedly mishandled, The es fitter [ suppose they got the | counters, tive tables, a h reglater, w| the bustness and bired a clerk for! | aes apIon b beman to. lay olnits | bone peckersiings ade i ig a nove h a a President who ported nis y ne children. : ewaliyr bs our seta ofl fail. tea The Rext year 1 sold | t© the torritory, and en atter Many | young man. The only Presidents we! whiskers in the middle except 3 pelice were rushed at the start. Not one policeman in fifty knew|things I sent them the other day? s. seven dozen trays, @|§11.000 worth of goods ‘and netted | disputes in 1735 a bitter war broke | faye had in ultuost half w century | A. Arthur, and he parted his with anything about the entrances or was able to give the slightest help [seid Mra. Kittingly, who was as good- and scoops, a postcard! about $1,300 above my salary, My, 0Ul between the French in Canada! who caine right oui in their bare faces | whole face.” Py) aded, only | ck, @ sign, price tickets, wrapping | business has grown steadily. To- and ri y be was blond b {were Wilil@m McKinley and Wood- to ticket holders or even to w i vag | reerted ae 8 Paper, twine, bags, Paper cutters and | {am owner of a big store, which do t untry around row Wilson. ) those who were expected to fill placed! peing good-hearted was a natural ut-| IN awning. wil this costing mo $50" 14 gtony nual business of nearly | River Wan a hotly contested point |'n\Grant’s time and Mayea's time} $ Vetes for Husbands! om the platform. The President himself had to climb in by a fire | tribute. | purchased an $800 stock of goods and 000, ‘This means that T am net Attar severnt Tepulses (ie: English 4t) whiskers were a habit. Harrison a d | © . ceca | 7 i opened the doors s@ about $8,000 a year. I attribute, last captured the fort in 1760, nearly | Garfield came from the hard bot fe . pe. | “Got the things?” repeated Mra | One eet Ott le money in adver-| ty paren Sitens tovan understand. | @ hundred yours after the French had | Gartcld cane tron te Was be WW “eniea ens ne Judgment, Meanwhile hundreds of people with tickets in their hands, shut 2th “Wey: f had the Kreatest diM-}tising my opening through the localjing of the necessity of buying often | discovered the spot, But they were |imany folks wear whiskers to conceal | as © head polisher, rate P i jeir hands, shut |i ity in keeping them from going up- | newspa by means of hand-/|in small quantities, speeding up my|not left for long undisturbed, In| the absence of cravats, Friends of! is the concealed issue in eat by the edict, “Fire Department orders,” had the pleasure of seeing staire and bothering you, they were, bills nah, quence, T did busl-| mrnover, carrying ‘a wide But shal: | er Indian chief named Pon: | Chester A. Arthur tell me he wore his | this eampaign ?” ; odd fubagpidp ly ri ou, | Bess from the star though T had low stock, marking ev | ed # great confederacy of| because he liked to hear the wind! « Sain @ atream of favored persons constantly admitted as friends of Police so pleased and wanted to thank YOU | been in the habit of Mving at the rate. plain figures, keeping my store clean | tribes whose object was to drive the plow. throu man vcuadiante tetune ant ee or Fire Department officials. Little Emma is just in love with you,| of $25 a Week, T was so anxious to and tractive and expanting only as] English back to their settlements on but a8 | didate Wilson have established @ very . and tle boy admires you so| make my little venture a success that conditions warranted It the coast and leave the Western) 4 pry rate the|bad precedent. They take their , As for handling the crowd or lining it up before the doors, the| such that were hp some twelve years | — fees — COMUNE, | tt SURI RORERRAOTS: | wihloid ; yes | wives with them out into the excite. Mf ‘ AR ARARAAAAAARAR AR AAR ARR AR AAR DDD DDD DPD PDD DD DPD DDD PPP OP OP | SV it wirled abou ‘oit, anc ot in on a flu t ent and the adulatl i. best the police could do was to back themselves against a wall or send | older"-—~ if ‘ ‘ > ] | little frontier fort with its small band how years ago on his chick mult and the Giolbne and iamtame theanted men to “disperse” jams of linif-sufiocated ticket holdors,) . M°%. Kitinaty angok ver Maer ot $TLLeather Cover for Automobile Peda nglish and Colonial soldiers was in Ohio many people thought his pic- | works, und the first thing you keow many of whom were w. : 13, Mrs. Jarr, but smiled, Annem ged by a large banc ture Was un advertisement. Mr.| every man's wite will be.wanting him omen. |e Jarr had been chilly for | Now, Mr gp aha fs meine past when meeting Mrs. A xtremely useful attachment) armed with rifles as good @s any pos- | Harrison, like most men who wear|to run for President, and domestic So far as the police were concerned, the whole affair was a shock. some tin sessed by the defenders, Detroit whiskers because they want to and | life will become almost unbearable.” i A ‘aad 1d for one's automobile is a form withstood this siege for five months pot to insure themselves against ton- | j| ‘ : se a | Kittingly, but she had noticed an old e ri teat 4| Peete What OREVAD Aad tue WIIG MR TI eae eieot tien eit anes ing example of bad planning and inability to sce what the situation Se \edy upalala Dying ats f leather boot to cover tho) foe driven further out into the wild, body save those who either wore $ Our Highbrow equired. The New York police should be sent to school to some |tention again. He wan in the theatri- | Pedal pads, says Popular Mechanica unsettled country of the West Body save those who ei moro rN ¢ 1 ention agai ‘ The s, or boots, can be readily Settlers began to take up land about! “President Grant let his whiskers | 66 the polisher, ome who can teach them the first principles of how to get a big | ca! business and Hberal with theatre} made from a piece of thin leather cut the fort, and for twenty years noth- | run more or leas wild and President “that the police were unable to ctewd into a big building without making a me {the i tickets, which often, In times past,/to the shape shown, and are held tn ing very. important happened here | Hayes didn’t try to confine his to a of the job, Kitt d went the surplus-| position by a leather thong. The pad until inl oe Mra, Kittingly had «| plus | vill be found very useful in cold and d by its English owners to a new | kept his so that they always present- ion called the United States. How-|ed the same general,outline, or in the inhabitants of Detroit knew | other words, whiskerscape, President | {t to-day, Square Garden Thursday night.” “Il wos talking to Bil Devery about age of down to the Jarrs, Letters From the People | When Mr. snowy w Jarr came home Mrs. | the pedal. ather in keeping the foot on the place Was nominally |great extent, but President peas | handle the crowds et Madison said the laundry man, “and . 3 little about this, for it was not really | Harrison's whiskers were closer to! Re tells me there 18 too much culture - No, Asta, 17,470,282 Square M: Jarr said: me Kisawy: briny baer raheetpie ctabemenommenaesd abandoned by the English until 1796, |the ground than those of his bearded in the Police Department.” Bed bee ng Loyd eh ‘To the Exlitor of The Evening World is going ee Wes agato he ly ; It beareth the name of Vanity Fair, because the town where 'tis kept | tne evacua ) of the fort really be- | ——___—— ————__. a citizen of the Un: Which one of the continents 1s the | Hear me! 1 thought we were rid o ja : 1 ing the very last act of the Rev s Epes yanra He! aendn hie | angest? ia, te tha | AT aes 2 NOME ee ee been | lighter than vanity.JOHN BUNYAN, tionary War, tn th ie whe alinont To-Day’s Anniversary trie 8 parents, 10 Cente. hi 4 asking bh wholly destroyed by fire, but It soom there a son is born to them. tor « 4 chatting with her and asking her ” rose from its ashes and’ settlers be- ; Doe returns when the boy in| "2 Piero Th Broun wor gey pare |MBY ane doean't come t ust” | dren to bed," sald Mrs the astqunded Mr. Jerr. | Zan to come in very rapidly. |P]AHE theory that ministers’ sona| Field, was born Just a cent 4 two months old, He \s now twenty- | 1)! ee ba “Aw, Via going out,” replied Mr,| When Mrs, Jurr re ‘Don't speak to me! Don't you dare)" |, wag captured again by the Brit. | seldom amount to anything was/| to-day, November 4, 1816, in Haddam, yeeee ot Miva Be take out * |Jarr, “You can entertain her!” had been telling some Joke to the fair|to speak to me!" cried Mrs, Jarr.|ist in the War of 1812 and not Ba at horoaehiye dise| Con» and Was for thirty-four years papers to be eligible to vote? M. Q | caller, and both were laughing heart-|"You invite that woman here, when| evacuated until the next year, In ja Justice of the United States Su. J.M. B, | To the BAitor of The Evening World “You stay here and you be ctvil to| ue" {sua Detroit, was incorporated. as a | proved than by the four sons of the) preme Court, The third son, Cyrus you know what sort she ts—don't city. It had been the capital of Michi- | Rey, David Dudley Field, a New g-| West Field, won renown as the pro- r 80 centa and sold for a gainot The domestic baromet (Be 960 via New York Central and) 402750 iitiMs that an article bought | ner, ‘That won't be hard, you're awa eo - oak e ‘Territor: v i, d "4 t D' ‘a Via Pomeavivasias | $i"vleldy 100 pot coat, prot. tN? gf |enoved to her when I'm'not around. | ainiy” yacred. from” onet” faire to] cont T gldn't ask her here, and you! $47 heiiel “eta tana’ anhes’ cof ane | nd Consrerational elereyman, all of] icy fo ai th Manto Cable of The Evesing Work: {claims 200 per cent. profit. Who 1s |80 don't be & hypocrite, don't be two- | wimrosty, followed by intense cold.” | told me to alt by her and entertain | new State, and continued as the capl- wan Ceti Snr at on Saco | attats Sie ackon wes Henry Martye | 2 | b A i * 5 e: e! ir, Was one of| Field, > 1 $e 1.000 miles to Chicago |correct? M. 8. & 1. M. |faced!" eald Mra. Jarr, and then she! sensing this, the visitor remarked| her,” replied Mr. Jarr in amazement,|tal for ten years. In 1854 it was| David Dudley Field, @ Presbyterian clergyman al nd rk and B says tt is , brought much closer to the coast set- | the world’s legal authorities, and he| author, the owner and editor of the it? a that her mald was out and she could| But Mra. Jare's only reply was that] tlomenta, for the railroads crept oUt | jefe @ lasting tmpress upon the codes| PYANECIst for forty-four Years. and eine doe ; reyes c d, ia co anc ; one of th et hear her little dog Just crying his|sort wan the sort he iked, and why| and reached the place and estab. | ee oi oe tne United States but of | Sei" {He participants in the famous | w 7. went ow | To the EAltor of ‘The voung World On what day did Aept. 6, 1883, fall? to tell the children to thank | Mrs. Kittingly for the candy and the she had sent them. ’ ; ut s she y . no i ! shed direct. communication w North American Review | Meee Ritiingly carne dows Isler 1a eee ee Ai OL she omy minal go, (had. he Bot married! thab aarl! Aaa) janes Mie Today. that. “narrow | England and several British colonies, | with Col. Robert G. Ingersoll, in wien : } Joly 4, 1778, ’ etic later tn The door was no sooner closed be-|!n her own home, too the old explorers and was the leader of the movement| Dr. Field, Gladstone, Cardinal Man- ‘To what department in Washington | Te the EAttor of The Evening World ®@ mort bewitching costume. hind the fair visitor than Mrs, Jarre And then Mr, Jarr began to rave it River, carries more | for the reform and codification of In- ning and Judge Black defended Lapply for a civil service posi-| When waa the birthday of ourcoug- “You sit right down there and talk { purst into tears. that a man might as well be in the} shipping than any otber waterway in | ternational law Christianity ageinst the assaults of alaska? 7.0.3, (uy or nation? 4B. with Mr, Jarr while I get the chil. “Why, what'e tae matter?” gasped tregches as to be married, the world. The second son, Stephen Jobnsce agnosticism. , * TC