The evening world. Newspaper, October 12, 1916, Page 16

So RR : I COMIC ewe ABOUT Plays and Players By BIDE DUDLEY LIVER MOKUSCO has decided O to bring his new musical farce, | “So Long, Letty” to the Shu- | bert Theatre one week from Monday | night, instead of on Oct. 90, as orli!-| “> nally announced. The company ts now at the Shubert, Boston, and ts doing! well, Letty” was produced the Morosco Theatre It did some reoord- breaking business on the Coast and) then had « long Chicago run. 80 ™uch has been heard of it in Now| York that Broadway is rather eager to see it and got 4 line on ft, The cast) includes Charlotte Greenwood, Walter Catlett, May Boley, Sidney (rant, Perey Bronson, Winnie Baldwin, Brances Cameron, Ben Linn, Vera Doria and Dorothy and Maaline Cameron. There is # chorus of twenty-four. Mr. Morosco, by the way, has just put Owen Davis's now play, “Mile-a- Minute Kendall,” jnto rehearsal. Burr) Molntosh been ¢! d for one of the principal roles. Eva Le Gallienne apd Donald Gallaher will be in the cast also, BY WAY OF DIVERSION. A little rag doll ts asleep in its crib, go-cart went up with the one has completed a la- and cob-webs must now stage di Street Theatre, last night, | TMasne”™ ia at that theatre now, and it hap no chorus. “The “Oh, I don't know,” replied Ben. “Use doormen don't care nothin’ about They comes and they year after year. Shoo! Girls "t amount to nothin’.” yh, I gee,” said Forde. “But say," came from Ben saerly, | “when fs there another musical show gemin’ to the Forty-Fourth Street?” HARD LUCK, THIS. ‘This is the aad tale of u iyons agent. He “planted” a story in a newspaper. It was a column and «| half in length. it could be the press agent's boas gave the newapaper a quarter-page adver- tigement and the “ad” crowded the tory out. ANOTHER PLAY FOR AALI88. George Arliss is rebearsing in ‘The Professor's Love *" the second oe Se mare, to be included in his ‘will con’ ini,” his present nue at the Criterion | ‘Theatre unti) Oot. 21. Mr. Arliss will then on tour In “The Profdagor's "and, after a brief season out of town, will come to a New York «Beatre. In his support will be Mar? = Maude, Molly Pearson, Mrs. Ar- Keith Wakeman, Grant Stewart, ae Bidred and Edgar Kent. Gossip. “The Show of Wonders,” the new Winter Garden production, will open Qt that theatre on Oct. 24. id has left the cast of Merry Wives of Windsor” 4nd is with Emmott Corrigan in “The Wevulierd Mack and Eéward Small are forming « lucing com, to hafdle wauiavitio akotetes, aed Gill wee heard last that he'd bet Warfeld “got im his new play, "The Music MYlcrenes Webber is ing ir is eing! rima Gonna roles in musical tock in Min heey ves 7 ’ Head appeared on Broadway yesterday wearing a robin's ogg blue derby, There was 4 runaway on zvedway about the Ume he came ng. Mra, Mary Opp, mother of Mra, Wiliam Faversham, underwent a successful operation yesterday for appendicitis, Frances White of “The Midnight Frolic” is to beoome a “baby vam- pire” in the movies after Williata Rock and she play some vaudeville Lene. beginning with the Palace next wi Goodwin) Is going into vaudeville es oe * Marjorie Moreland (Mrs. Nat OU, | rn PAG _— — AW AN] $ f A \\/ i HENRY P mr | Por PoP! | ] LEARNED To Sy DRAW A LITTLE DOG GOING INTO A House! HASENPFEFFER Evening World ‘'S'MATTER, POP?”’ +4 I Dont ‘ gin tof Tae lars. THE AGET IT ~4 END oF THe COME ON Now AXEL , SHow SOME PEP IN THIS TAME BULL SCENC AN’ MAKE A MIT WITH THE Boss! You oan BE a AS PUNNY AS CHARLIE CHAPLIN iP y'Try! faeries) i Daily Magazine It Requires Explanation, but the-Idea Is Clever! +House Does Tie Fine ! Great! Now GRAB Him BY “THE HoRNS!! y'sapuean! HIS SCENE AINT OVER YET --- DYA HEAR? with Douglas J, Wood, They have a aketch called “The Infallibie Sya- tem’ which will play the U. B. 0. houses soon, John O'Neill, a popular Friar, was married at Noroton, Conn. Tuesday, and Db. Frank Dodge immediately transferred 100 shares of stock in his ice-worm farm to the bride, ANSWERS TO INQUIRIES, Experienee--Go to some vaudeville theatre's stage door. Levin See Larry Giffen, Knicker- bocker Theatre Building Florence—-Charles . I gladly tas ot Chat much of sleep FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. Landlord" have to rave. your! nt Tenant —1 wish you would. f can't, | Facts Not Worth Knowing — |, By Arthur Baer + Covsriaht, 1086, by The Pree Publishing « (Tue New Yark Krening World 4 BROOM is merely a whiskbroom with a wholesale handle {{ desiring to keep pets end not caring for the annoying chirp: ing und chattering, you will find that olection of pet postage stamps will FIN the bill (ne of the moat charming traits in soup is tts ability to adapt itself fo circumstances, When served tn a flat dish it will be siat, when inhaled through a straw it will be tall and slender and if served in a thimble it wilt he exceedingly compact. Few of man's dumb friends cun boast of the sagacity of this modvst and generally quiet institution Ajier years of study and concentration « Googlumurile naturalist is able to gine a perfect imitetion of the whimpering suund made by a sad and morose saail For practical purposes the distance betweer floor and roof of a pic @hould ve at least one-twentieth of an inch In the Southpaw country everything ix done left-handed. wind the vat up and put the clock out, diners spill the cornets and ‘cellos down their vests. The Orchestras play the soup while the Umbrellas are never stolen and hatboys tip the public. Gasoline runs wild on the streets and van be casily coptured- gad tamed Rang out und get sGarurned, Radbits chase vulldoys untieg: 4 1 heiv tongues ’ ‘ natives | FLIV VERS THERE IS MINNIE OUR HIRED GIRL, FOR INSTANCE — oS AS FOR BEING NEAT, SHE NEVER ALLOWS DUST AND DIRT % COLLECT— WHERE IT CAN BE SEEN THE MISSUS NEVER HAS TO WORRY ABOUT FOOD BEING ‘LEFT OVER” FROM PIEALS— NONE EVER IS, -@ SHE LOOKS perdi Ro ye At See leche rat bot ena 'S THAN i HERSE, GETTER THAN ALAR Bors Sie AND PROTECTION POLICIES IN THE WORLD STEAKS ALWAYS ARE COOKED TO A = IN FACT THEY HAYE TURNED AM SCIENCE, A PAGO ArT Bead SCIENCE, EIN fA OROPPED DISH NEEDS NO WASHING" [EVERY KNIFE AND FORK INTHE HOUSE DEAR MISSUS:- THE GRUB 1S IN THE KITCHEN, I'VE GONE OUT, | DION'T WIRE OUT To BE A TABLE WAITRESS. WHEN IT COMES To SERVING A COURSE DINNER TO COMPANY SHE SIMPLY “ISNT THERE’! a) ee q@eorce! Oo Georce! FIX ME UP VUN TEN THOUSAND | Buying Furs This Year. SCENE: A more of iene kitosh furrier'e chop any . endeavoring to be aaa epee the "Ce tural, ee ea eg Re. B. Cooking in the window) tiwed but I've never bought anything here. Mre, G, (plaintively)—If you only knew what you wanted it'd be 0 much easier, When you don’t know what you want \ either attractive or Mrs, B, (calmly)—Naturally, Weill, I'm going in. If you want to come, come along—if not, walt outside, Mrs. G. (shrilly)—Walt outside! Well, I like that. I never waited outalde a window for anybody except George when he goes in to buy cigars, and somehow or other I never could get used ‘to seeing women in cigar stores, I think it's an evolution, One thing you ought to decide, Jennie, is whether you're going to get this fur sot because your tonalls arotweak, or Just for style. : Mrs. B. (objecting)—-You say such meaningless things. Furs are furs, no matter what they're for. Isn't that a distinguished looking man standing at the door, He looks like a mobleman, | shouldn't be a bit surprised if be were either. You know lote of them are over here since the war, occupying all kinds of positions. Let's go in. Proprietor (greeting them with Continental fervor—Good day, mes- dames. What js it that I can do for you? Mrs. G. (in an aside)—I can't tell what nationality he is, can you? He's terribly polite—-but, then, all those foreiqners are. (Aloud) We want to see something in a fur set—not too expensive, yet something odd. Proprietor (suavely)—I have just what you want. And I will show you them myself, because I have an idea I can please you, Mrs. B. (making bovine eyes)—In- deed you can! Proprietor (agreeably)—Very well, madame, Here ts mid-season marmo- set. So chic! So very trying to most people—but just auited to you. Mrs. B, (inflating)—Mid-season tm- plies that it will be out of style ta the winter, Haven't you got any- thing @ trifle oddes than that? Proprietor (throwing a cosmopolitan How to Make a Hit By Alma Woodward Cuvrright, 1910, by The Pome Pubitsuing Co, (The New York Wrening World), —T've seen this place adver- | sign | ite a dream. I aes gust - GONE IN y 5 a } convulsion)—Ab, why is it that r Not thought of it before! Just morning it came in! it ie ae though it were it yea. Wait! Mrw. G. (as he brings i byt Sosre o prey: thing. wae you t Th in existence, e. This and one je the possession of the Csaring of busi M: G. (triumphantly| Hy Thats whut he Is. A Russian auke. I bet you. Seo, he mentioned the Czarina, Take it Jennie. I think Uttle familiag me somehow. V4 I ey? eomething lke it before. Maybe tn the portraits of the Czarina. Mrs, B. (ponying up the price)— Maybe. Because it seems familiar to me too, I'm going to wear them — ome, (The furs are placed about Mra. Brown's shoulders. The two women exit.) Mra. G. (screaming) — Jennie! Look! That dog at the end of. that leawh, Isn't that just like your Fido that you lost three years ago? That's what was familiar to me about it, Mra. B. (tearfully)—-Yes! And’ do you know what was familiar to me about it, I know now. It's the mmell of the soap [ used to wash Fido with when I thought he had the mange. Oh, the big swindler! a Russian duke! Well, I'l tell tim what he really is! (We draw © curtain oy. . suing scene,) bile)