The evening world. Newspaper, October 12, 1916, Page 14

Evening World Daily Magazine i uit Bluffing! ty By J. H. Cassel | As a Woman T hinkethy ESTABLISHED EY JOSEPH PULITZ Published Daily Except Sunday. by te Press Publishing Company, Noa. 03 to Park Row he AAOPOPEOODEDDODDIODEDN A OCIA By Helen Kowland Ra len Ey LATZOR, President, “a Park Row. |. 1010, by The Cres Publisuing Co, (Toe New York kiveuing World), ANGUS Bt 9 Fark Rew OMETIMES sossrn PeLiTs @ Park Row, a. S 1 wonder why | LIKE men! } They always call at inopportune tim Barered at the Post-Oftice ow York an Second-Claen Matter simecrtption Sate 7 vening|/ Tor England and the Continent and World 4 for the rntted States All Countries In the International When I have just let down my hair and a. ° and Canada, pal es Postal Union, ane into a kimono and am dying to finish a novel, 4 $a.5e Gee Reet shosesvsvensss ttyssery SEE And stay away at other times, when I am d 7 up and lonely and restless, VOLUME 57 WORKING ADMIRABLY. HE largest deposits and resources in the history of tue countrys national banking system are reported by the Comptroller of the Currency. An interesting part of the statement follows Preliminary figures tell us that as compared with May 1 the deposits in several great centres show a material reduce don, while in nearly every other reserve city and conapicu- ously in country banks there has been a large increase in de posits. The only reserve cities in which there was decline of as much as $1,000,000 in deposits were New York, $222,000,000; Boston, $36,000,000; Philadelphia, $18,000,000; St. Louis, $9,600,000; Minneapolis, $3,000,000, and St. Paul, $2,600,000, { 5 Other reserve cities, such as San Francisco, Kansas City, Pitts-| burgh, Cleveland and Omaha, show increased deposits of from $14,000,000 to $35,000,000, j ddl And take me to plays [ don't care to see and t cafes that bore mo, Aud NEVER invite me anywhere that I am par ticularly longing to go, LAND And most of them have little bald spots on top of their heads, And rough chins, And smelt of tobacco and bay rum, 4 | And talk about THEMSELVE : | Or about other women, i And are sentimental at thé most Impossible and preposterous moment And distrait, or Indifferent, or grouchy at the most romantic moments. | If they try to flirt with me it makes me indignant, And if they don't {t makes me furious. | If they fall in love with me I am always unlappy in the end, And if they don't I am unhappy from the beginning to the end. | li I marry one of them I know I shall be sorry, And if I don't I know I shall be utterly mlseratie! 4 And YET, |< After all Here is the Federal Reserve Act admirably up to expectations in| ] ‘They are the only thing there 1S to flirt with, } preventing the congestion which, under the old system, piled vast | Or to tall ia love with, "f amounts of money in National Bank vaults at a few big centres. The | Or to marry! « | And, next to @ baby or a kitten, the nicest thing there ig to kiss. | And there are times when NOTHING on earth will take the - | one of them, | Not even ART or a pomeranian! great underlying idea of the Federal Reserve measure was flexibility! —permitting the country’s reserve money to flow naturally and one strainedly to points where it is needed, That is what now happens. | \ Nor have former fears that the big centres would suffer been in any| | Because a pomeranian never calls you pet names, way justified. The report is explicit: | ae takes you out to dinner, q ‘The withdrawal or transfer of deposits from New York, | And pe ane teas Boston, Philadelphia and St. Louis has in no way interfer baud ; 4 You can’t run your fingers through its hair, « with the healthy growth and business activities of those | Nor talk baby-talk to it, pelea rab narra fs etill a ee ase ae Ae terms quite | | Net quarrel with {t when: you feed @ little excitement, Ap tS ah sulhalh <o centh dt 22 adamant | Nor make {t miserable by flirting with somebody else. The country can, therefore, rest assured that the Federal Reserve And there is nothing {n the whole wide, wonderful world soe Act continues-to prove itself in every way the best and broadest regu } forting 4 lator ever brought to bear upon the nation’s currency and banking | As a nice, rough, shaggy coateleeve systems. A great achievement, which American industry and finance i To CRY on! owe to the wisdom and leadership of Woodrow Wilson. ‘That there 1s a real NEED in the world tor men— Even for husbands Germans in Germany and German-Awericans {u America And BACHELORS! desire the election of Charles E. Hughes. Mr. Hughes has ( never denied that he ts the chosen candidate of the Germans, nor has he ever frankly and poaitiyely declined to be regarded as such. We predict that he will register no such declination before election. After election it will not matter. Mr. Hughes will then be a plain citizen whose sponsors, avowed or other- ‘wise, cannot concern the country. er So I have decided BS The Jarr Family By Roy L. McCardell Copyright, 1010, by The Presa Publishing Co, (The New York Bvening World), | R. JARR had been to a political plied Mrs, Jarr, with her face toway M meeting and came home at]the wall, A HANDY ROAD REPAIR FUND. ‘ late hour. As Mrs.| ‘Do I talk as {f I had been ae ; RE-ELECTION jobs on State roads, The Evening Weefa’s : Jarr heard the good man stumbling|{ng?” asked Mr. Jarr, ignoring the political correspondent points out, are furnishing hangy ways Jaround she asked, “Now, what's the larder tare - for the Whitman Administration to lay out a $5,871,000 high-| | matter with you?” No, and it's very strange,” eaid / - |G rnnnnnnnnnnnnnannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnni | Faesea atlas tee th me,"re-|Mra. Jarr, weakening very Uttle. | way repair appropriation whore it will do most good. Lucile the {| {What Would You Do for Real Love 4|{How Our Cities }) ier": Sisey and” ais] 08 1 trang, io ie?" remarhad | Taxpayers might find consolation in the thought that Mr. Whit- . Waitress By Sophie Irene Loeb | | \tinetly, There was a long silence, and | Mr. Jarr. r ‘It would be a great dea! man’s political tactics in this direction were at least making better W. ere Named Mr. Jarr thought that Mrs. Jarr had ‘anger if you'd treat me half wi roads, But there is no such fact to comfort them. The $),87 1,000 etal “tags eg eer ee ameatal - % gone to sleep again, and so, still in] "ht, I think. I did go to a politicall is being spent merely to patch up macadam roads that are going to} By Bide Dudley. YOU « Wreaa Publinlt woman in Europe off Co, (The New York Eveuing World), this, that or the other thing, until ‘ie | the dark, he proceeded to take off hisf™mecting. Every man should go to he fact that he had untied] Political meetings, He should have By Eleanor Clapp. 410 The Pra oa ng Co, ° an oe © doctors) kets on his feet again? Or will + Ta {hes ake 90 pieces under the wear of motor traffic. pleas Work) Sern Fi rraoltion we hes inake the beet of It end stand by | No, 8&—Pitteburgh. | them at the doorstep was great help. | 8 irecameninny nal In fact there begins to be grave doubt whether tl th aN SMART young “toot Almost of ore e% eH ee i a a) will she prove her devotion by doing EORGE WASHINGTON named| “Why don't you turn on the light?” see ekie affairs of state. Maybe 7 e do! nether there is anythin i ‘. | y oe Such a) rather than by ¢ ning? Al hon) y 1 you'd © me to be too ladylike 4 got mo into trouble in here pacrifice 1s most|. On hia aldo, will John recognize the G Pittsburgh in honor of William) asked Mrs, Jarr all of a sudden. Thiy,| 10, ylike te, in macadam roads as now built except for the contractors and the tar this mgrning,” said Lucile | and oil companies. According to Democratic State Chairman Edwin | ‘® walttess as the friendly patron) Sic F unfolded his napkin, 8. Harris, “last year the State built 800 miles of macadam road and “How vii that?" be asked. ring little ehildre . n and Pitt, the British Prime Minis-| coming lke a bolt out of the blue, or} "or wie tage | a os en takes the laugh |ter, ‘This happened quite a while be-| rather the black, so startled Mr, Jarr| "Ol, it will be ladylike to vo here can be 09] ter out of her eyes, reduces her beau- | for the Revolutionary War, when our se bliscet fail Of Ne GHAI, replied Mra, Jarr, who had Suffral question of the/tful form and brings the early/national hero was a loyal British gette leanings, “but I know no polit], tdi Fy pai | Wrinkles? 4 rye “It's rather late—nearly midnight— this year it is building 600 miles more.” “Well, it's quite an antidote,” she sincerity of ibe! “So that his moonlight walts of love |mutitig: Teer ete inlay thought the light might distur | “4! meeting could be open this tate, “ love in the hean < . lithe, had made © a repu- ! . “Under the most favorable circumstances these roads will bibvap Laem ay es in and sets at Seat giri—tn jie, ete eee ae ioe tation at the time and was pretty | you," replied Mr. Jarr, “I was at @ SHERRY ae 1 a8 to go not last more than four years, At the end of the second year Naicextaisd gatew wenn hte highest type of), Will he remem! ‘ a |W eclever scldive who bad begn imore| Pouwcms meeting, | frighttully wicked,” “tala Mr. Jame | - el ‘| of her when he Who b eae ? 4, * , repairs will have to be made at @ cost of $1,000 per mile, In | ‘The smart one indicates «me to him, Jove, in whlch un-| Wilt ha bear with. her wien she ig OF Yess successful in soveral akir-| | “The Wight doesn't distur me halt) way for drinking, I haven't been ‘the fifth year they must be rebuilt.” “‘See that brown guy? he saya. selfishness is the|worrled and weary? | miahes with the Indians. 43 much as the way you'yp been act- this time three nations—Iling, Politics? Is politicy any excuso| King. Truly rural! ‘There new! (4 note. How many on either sid . ese oe! Few parts of Judge Seabury’s programme of State economy will B soetins Joslan fren Teles | ae wtaly remarke| 0d not found wanting? Biish and the Span; | for men making gots of themselves?” | yt had Deum drinking could X aay | " ew things people really do for ap li 5 | Mekal bear more emphasis than a thorough overhauling of State road build- much cognizance about Indians, | a mes-mBablo incident sl when they mean it: asked Mrs. Jarr It may be mentioned that Mr, Jarr me to the English colonists in Virginia because they declared that they owned the terri- rtainly not,” replied Mr, Jarr, \carefully guarding his speech, “Cer- ing—theories and methods. ‘The fact that this city is constantly con-|but my curiosity Is extenuated. A ertainly food for| The man who loves his wite will|® é sae ; sai ai respect her mother. ttibuting millions to be spent on roads, not a foot of which lies within | £¥ ™autes later I go to wait on the Jroftection, When It comes TIBET tT oP ie ner to give an had been practising this phrase all the way home and softly to bimaelt “fe tainly not. Who sald so?" i brown on down to it, what would YOU 49) \tomtzed acc: t about the source of the Ohio while coring up the stairs til bi its limits, increases rather than diminishes its interest in th ; eee Poronne SF OFSTE PARE Sik oh Virg ante: or | “KE say sot” sald Mra, J e ° ° ne subject, we 5 » e e, rei ve? yhat test y River, which reinta wanted for her say jal ‘«. Jarr, ‘urn subjec Have a heap big roast beef? I} for love, real love? To what test | spends. | eee son 1703 Gov, Diywiddie sentlon. the Ught. I supposo you ars|°#™,B could manago it beautifully. { equal? He will not humiliate her before 7 eee SREEANS ask, using the Indian talk ag much as | would YOU provo 3 Tashing i 00 “I'm sure I'm sorry,” sald Mrs, Jere.” vinitors, Washington to warn the French com: | ashamed of belng seen, You should . i I knew how. How many thousands of people who] ¥!4! manders that Virginia would resist | “L do not mean to misjud; 7. fe will pay her the #0 ourtesles | : r misjudge you, but Bayonne, N. J., Seized by Two Thousand Riotiug Strikers. “He shakes lis head and points to | pro: undying devotion are put tolay any pst Belay aainthion fos! tcir encroachment by force of arms, | %® Pompe of yourself, ice RAD sehian a women eal Giece ee Bese —Hoeadline, pork chops on the bill of fare. ght at the very first tax on their) 1 e great allowances) The next year the colony sant » force |e ee a cnn jebe tmauines all sorts of things. Dow: One hundred and thirty wage \ncreases aro reported for ‘gure!’ I tell hin. ‘Heap big pork Jown desires, We have thousands of {the sot Where Pittuburgh now stands, [civ ate sere rinking and lye mad,” New Jersey, most of them affecting thousands of men, ‘They chops. Lady now get redman bowie | people who preach about it but who ppearance hel yt tiey found the ground already Leh atl Peed A ment ho}. Mr Jarr grumbled a Lttle, and then include dakerles, building trades, clothing, foundry and ma and tommyhawk to eat with, Red|uover practice it; who only love unt] *4 ot insist on choosing hor} Te Ao wor puinitel \was wober au a deacon provided” tho |21%% Jere sald, “Where did you eay t nd lady fete he Ithey are called wp: give s-| clothes: and Indians, who we mulldinis | Was a deago ovided ths) yoy put those wock ebine shops, munition plants, publishing bouses, ratlrouds in a. t ? pase . ty f Ke b is ie heh a alled wpun to give Up some. ie at her into his canfiden | fort of their own, the Vir-|deacon bad been drinking hard cider;| 2°"! ut thous gocks this anorning you {yon and stool works and textilo milis—Nows ttew RR SIN DE earae Ra ey ge ANU ty wa an io Wi Non [inane wer vy outnumbernd | no waan't afraid to turn un tho lght.| Wanted my to darn? I couldn’ @ad 1 neck did keep gravy off shir any people love ty & mattur Sher realize that she|they were con © retreut with= shit. Prosperity is a dish which thousands fear won't get fie 4 : Hee RORY, HEGRIS 19 seesaw MER hike Tp that, sto they wer Frenci wom,| He did 89, But Mra, Jare didn't look You unders com , nd, friend, we wtrive| of prosperity, ‘Tie old adage provas|is Me partner and not lls chattel, tout a strugg around ¢o them before it's empty to please in here, and T wanted him | its¢ PSE SEESL SSE) a to foe! much at Lome as he would| comes in at the door, love tiles out in the digout with his rattlesnake! of tne window m in the top drawer of onter—I mean shiponeer~ \ shift, shitf, euiff—oh, darn it, I can't “ “When pover' Sho ‘will appreciate him when he| pleted their fortification and called it| at hie { When poverty 11 at money and when It ts gone. lFore Guansena. Then" the great | oes his men friends|French and Indlan War roke out | ‘on French woodsmen and soldiers | ro now!" said Mr, Jarr coolly. Hoe didn’t say any more, for he was will tolera ‘| | when he brings them hom ¥ way it!" Referee Dykman refuses to let the milk inquiry go into |and prairie dog. Pretty soon Lcanter| after all {t ig What you do for k She will not insist on an account of|with large bands of loyal Indians | Just on the borderland where caution! «phe word i chiffonier,”+sald Ms. the matter of what profit the farmer or the dealer makes. | up with the pork chops and put them jthat counts in the long run, ‘Tak: every minute oF bag igi m ae oped down from Canada on tt is the best policy Jarr, as she sat up and regarded h Y \ 6 i : e del D lish settleme the whol “Oh, yo! y { . How then are we to discover what retail prices are just before him the courting couple. Joncnan ak any He ee eontier On, you may carry it off with @) husband with scorn, “Any one ed frontier waa ablaze. In. the first! She will take an interest in his work [actual fight of thiv war Washington | and what each does not say ‘}and not burden him with household |enptured a body of Fr | Would sacrifice for the other, in an} crifies, Iftar from the presen ‘hour's time, is not worth saying She will prove she is not a para- |r but was not What happens after Mary and Joan] gite. k the fort married?, In the honeymoon days, | "she will remember that his obliga: |Traddock was a Mary would “rather die than bé] tions as a man shall not b sacrificed Ajiand to drive out and fair? And without that discovery what good ts all the fuss to the consumer? Haye a heap bie baked potate?’|a summer nisht, high hand,” aaid Mrs, Jarr, turning] pronounce it when they are sober.” « not| her back to him, “but you have boen | vepled Mr. Jari tts- | drinking.” “To think | fell down on chitf-—ohif r enough to| « ear eue . | what-you-may cid Gen. | 5 I suppose you smell it?" asked Mr, | Wit vouriay om Eng. | Sarr But Jarr scorned to answer rch. He} “No, you've been eating cloves,” re-| him, and Letters From the acele | pens. and #8 ‘Wilson Ina aroused by the influence of America | Be CO ee ac Ah wre od from John” for a single tln-| eM caklp oe as r ican ‘ 1) parted from John’ for a single to satisfy her womanish whim vanced into wi ress with a| bapevgh otfe poi Rite ee nd Sige Uke) ute. Of course she loves him. She will take pleasures with of British regulars and ” Bore bolted via ‘Xe the Taitor of The Krening Wor diplomacy in some or the tropical coun Tn those stirring times of politicalltries. Latin America as a whole i Knocked me ‘unrest the question of the forelgn-| gratified by the attitude of tho Pre: \uoedio like a But how much of t love is she| him whenever possible through th could «| going to substantiate? What will she| And above all what each person neh Tm, hurprined, do tf he loses his job? Will she weep | will do for love Is shown tn their AC- ‘born voter often results in a serious |4ent of the United States in being the|and then I recover my eq ‘land whine about having to give up TIONS rather than their WORDB. fague without consulting the condi-| rst to recognize the efficiency of the|I go straight to the fresi % ABC of the Bouthern re: ns “oWhaddye mean? [| tons which might influence the voter republics; for "Oh, my! Washinton am one, ot the |§ The Rag Rug Returns j hoda of fighting in OP PRR AAA AA APRA RAR AP AP PALPPPP PAPAL PARA PPAR LAPP LARA verruled by Brad. ss through a for- Hb renaissance of the rag rug; Hralded or plaited rugs also have lurk RR en ee him 3 . ‘Here you tell mo this fel isa To. main i ap A KAVA 1 behind is hei Hag bags throughout|returned to a high position in himself, It has often been said that {te equitable manner through Which | dyed-tn-the-bull Indian from Indi To-Day’s Anniversary Hi with bands playing and hte the land are being ransacked}esteom of the home-maker, ‘Théap! the Gpanish, Cubans and other Latin) ¢ diMculties with Colombia over the!ana, and he hands me the best lino | ® #| men in close formation. He was over- 0. scraps to make the hom ly floor-| seem to find st favor in the rounl f to the Wileon. | Bossession of the Panama Canal we f grammatician English that ever . , + Sax he pillw ol ‘orcule ree whelmingly a " 1 Americans are opp solved; the broad spirit ia which ho|flowed over this soup board, What HIB to the day when the New) the pillars of Hercules, drial stil held WMttebu or Fort Du- | coverings of a bygone day, But de-|shipes, a pretty color combination fen policy and caytidacy. In rd|has interpreted the Monroe Doctrine, |about it? World celebrates the annivers| ion et tewand that he Guesne. ax it then was, Rut threo |ypite the new tnterest in Mome-made| Png obladned Ly the use of one Vino to this statement we wish to say that| #0 creating @ stronger trust and con.| _"'l was righty say the fresh one. wary of ity discovery by Chrin- |{UFY. | Buensid Jain later a powerful expedition was [eee many & woman ban forgotten or (ide to White stripes ulternatel ent agninat the rt, whieh was purned by the French before they ;never learned an art in which her otreated,. A new fort was at once | grandmother was an adept, Gr 4 In two shades desirad| for porches, and redy and blacks aif blues or old rose ure suitable for Hv- fidence in the United Stat 1 Indl by i du- +! 1 Hilive aétiematian coud Ates, and the| ‘He's an Indian, but maybe he's gradu | topher Columbus, which recalls that | which if any such po: is op me Most recent proof, his equanimity {a| ated from some college. Ask him. u be pronounced ut this time It would | the handling of thy Mexican situation.| “Well urioaity Kets to buck uthed the shores of G: gox (China), Hut these and joven “the ragmed urchins of the pawe- | ™ Got be in accord with the opinions of | Convinced by the fairness of eI find myselt| ment tanped thelr foreheads and | ree a eavant and Mir tee ana] built, whieh at W wobinaon’s ue’) ‘he rag rug i# made om @ hand pte ruger b Zatin Americans as a whole. Bancien the that thief Hatine Arm came ajamiled’ when Columbus Dased|that ia why the world honore his|xeation was call lod Fort Pitt 10 278] joom, and new matertal may be com-| variety in appearunee ‘Thee ate eee As @ matter of fact, some Latin Pr Sonn Tee A Teer Ren tne atrants Of eying in Cae | memmary torday, see Tee a joint comminsion set.| bined with old, In @uch cases the] often made of outing iannel or other man and 1491, accord t ‘ ahte in and 1 Flake. biy they cried OOD Queen Hess, otherwine Bie bout himself as he stows Nobody home. Pere POP Wee 1 ops away Columbus was one of those men| Soba iy ae yl American people may be dissatisfied with the course of the present Admin- | of his countr toward the other American republics, vanis a dis--cloth is torn into strips and woven | #eft materiaitcrocheted with doubled and Virginta n the rag , * stitch oF rope and sewed yh eA with the rags regardless of color, or)” ip; ro ta almoat no together, and of kind 4 Is me all : the poswesston « awed ic wuatoh and ahede melanie niection upMee istration, but it does not mean that!” jy verhaps a truer interpretation | ut all about him, with one idea who accomplish so complain that she had nothing tabureh wis »| dyed to match ae shade aplected, Al color schemen In any of thone Phag the majority of the residents, or the|of the Latin-American mind ine re | eh ndly ‘patron muny gre Ings, But ho was not | to Tho Imperial wantrohe is reat American. t blue ov purple border and white cen-/and the futurist mot tly bee most influential part of them, follow| spect to this issue, we hope you will! © Vtn the tu surmine that | sald to have ed as many as] This was | when over $5,000,000 | t pleasing effect, About {wo been seen in some of tho more pretens if tee canines, publish this letter, In which we voice! “He wasn't? Well, what was he” Avia , wclud by adling | 4,000 at Aud suelworth of 7 property Wan de pounds of rags, or from) [lous 1ut the ones ike Krandmothe Whe dinsatisfactiqu with Mr. Wilsou's! iyo 2h LE 5 eRe Bee ant A amu eae | SEEM Be Pe iaised rbnes [irene , iS, Lauoved Ulta | a eee “ina [five to seven yards of new inat pret palit und durahe—are she a polleles ure w matter of lowal sentiment Editor Le Progaa (N. ¥. | game auch w taco of people,” she sud Asia iight be reacbed by papmng ' jewel, there was great loaa of Ife are vequised to Weave @ gasd of rug. home woman, art Of tee te ’ ~ : - 2 :