The evening world. Newspaper, September 28, 1916, Page 16

—_— + ABOUT j Plays and | | Players By WIDE DUDLEY verkciwn « of the nee Fitba ® an ie 0 prose wi ont M Mary Hasnsey, 910i Thomas, Jovey | figour, Ueutge Hydney, Edward Galaapls, George Schaefer and Goors Wrederichs | TO PLAY “YELLOW JACKET ‘The Coburne are to ey tre, beginning ov Maness will not Interfere with | the Cort's current attraction BY WAY OF DIVERSION. ‘There isn't a person alive Jand who hasn't tried being a port thie who hasn't penned dittios with ‘trembling hand to Mary or John, Oh, 1 know it, It seon blamed om jood rhyme. Why, shucks!) Treree vo ttle work to it, But y | and attempt it some time Geme on, now! Vil help @lart it like this 1 lov dear, to distract : some hugeng, « tr you, Lat you, my put in kiss, » lov seroam, just to sive it mo tion write of the stars in the heavy @na above and hint at a promise of marriago. Ab, there's an ideal little poem of love—aghyme which no man hou! disparage. Bo, now, you a iets won the first. work after this Ja be easy, Do hesitate, fol do your, worst! Develop a style bold and) breezy. And when you have written) & lot you can't sell, quit trying to be} rhyming Cupids, Go back to your job while you're still feeling well and leave the rhyme game to us atupida. MONEY FOR MEYERS. Frank Moyers, Treasurer at tho! Liberty Theatre, received a shock yes- | terday, when he opened his mail. In| one letter, which was unusual, ho hought, since the handwriting ap-| > to be that of & man, was the gum of $3 in currency. All the note “Please find inclored §8 for ‘Sybil’ eats ring.” yee a it ae “conscience” He saya ha intends to keep It as he . “Sybil” played| JOB FOR KINGSBURY. Because of the Jewish holidays the office bows in the Shubert Department won't be on duty bee Sree niet sate § t tdr “His ty Bunker lean,” haa volunteered to do thelr | work, and A. Toxen Worm has put, im on the payroll for two days at i conte per diem. HE WAS NO “ALL.” ‘Tee elevator stopped, but Frank Melntyre, the 300-pound comedian, was the only passenger, stood ta car dreaming. “All out!” said the boy. Frank “came to” and scowled. “Whaddye mean ‘all?’" ho asked. “Do you take me for a crowd?” ‘The boy gave a grin. LAWRENCE ASKED POP. Bam Tauber’s boy Lawrence asked ile father a poser last night. | “Pop,” he said, “if you say ‘amen’ after @ prayer and then suddenly re- i tinue?” ' Bam phoned us and we gave tho boy | permiasion to use the “P. 8.” LOOKS BRIGHT FOR “HIP!” The tour of “Hip, Hip, Hooray!" the Hippodrome show, which will play five of the largest theatres in Amer- fea outside of New York, is now as- @ured of succeas since Pete Cavanagy fe to be bdse bill poster. On tour Pete, at Bis own request, will be known as Peter. Percy Heath will be in ad- vance, and Harry Askin and Mark A Luescher will handle the details of the big show's trip. Gossip, Charles Osgood, the Klaw & Frlan- booking manager, is going to ount Clemens, Ruth Hale has gone to Chicago as advance lady for John D. Williams's George Broadhurst is finishing an- other play, when “Rich Man, Poor Maa” gots started. in opener. atre. Bull Ring” at Cast Four granddaw brated Italian violinist Paga see George Artias inpersonate thoir famous relative at the Criterion Fri day. Mme. Gabrielle which he will produce | about antl out “Gud KLEIN te V WANNA SOLE a, aie aati potas M me A Be oo A RAL I f A a. | “ THERE Chote wo PRD T . j Y'ASKED ME A real baby is to be used in the ae ond act of “Hush” at the Listle TI Townsend Walsh, who kno} all about babies, says it is an ideal La- fant. Henry E G merican right a comedy York will seo it elly and Ten Byck have intro- the crippled h soldiers at the Booth Monday night FOOLISHMENT. There ng. man hat about my y're in the mom." WELL, READ IT! DON'T ASK ME Wat's INIT — READ IT, GONNA EAT AN’ HERE'S Dixey and his starring vebicle, “Mr, Lazarus,” may lay off a couple of weeks after closing at the Shubert to wait for another New York opening. Nora White the cast of Sho ty an Austrian duced the title role Widow" to New York by singing it In German at the Irving Place Theatre. The Messrs. Shubert have obtained dust beon ad irl fre IE M 's Theatre, London, last March, Perrier, the mothe: “Pierrot, the Prodigal,” will offer “La Marse HOw ARE WE ° e Merry sto “The Love produced at the in January, t the benefit: for husband's where- wash, all right, Facts Not Worth Knowing By Arthur Baer Cogerigiit, 1916, by The Meee Wubtlshing Co. (The New York Krening World) | W ATE can be bent more easily by heating it slightly first. much better to a waltz than to a one-step. Although smooth dimes are not very stylish, a tenden v to roughnes: im @ nickel doesn't impair it's value, Owing to the peculiar indulations in cavier it can be eaten | i A strange fish has been discovered that swims exactly in the opposite direction to which he ta going, Uniess you understand the language glasses won't help yow to read Chinese any better, Moat singing will sound detter {f audmerged slightly in water first, The Appatachtan Mountain Range is etm ranges in the world, one of the beat ventilated moun a FLOOEY AND AXEL Jit Prom Puntiening Co ONY Evening World) Home and Comic Page of THE | OS MATTER, POP! ee i ——— Two 7 Ma-wat ( ANCTHLR ‘Bor A”¢ Ha want! , 2 Day “Cus - GOOD , FRIEND oF TAINT WOH Pym" Tend Toll Gates Shouldn't Fall Asleep on the Job! eee Minds With but a Single Thought; Two Hopes That Fell as One! — a ta in - — Seo X adr V'BEY “Ee Am 0s) sail 7 00D ont HEN" — AN YOURE Yipetcun! were) ( preg ng tight A Goop TAL OF, P auH * y re 7 GUO “F WANNA (or | SoU RE A « ‘tes ok Bis ROW ‘BOT ' ( Douce” "Yo Orne 5 i at rea tuesday ¢ Gy MINE ) - TLL ‘ ane, oe > . 2 is BUT VY DON'T HE VISH ME TO HE PROBABLY FIGGERS © ANY —— Ee eee EVENING WORLD, Thursday. September 28, 1916 People Who By Bud Counihan TIP ME OFF - \ | witt Yur ? a Y { ‘ony a \ Ge deed “ve me PY FLIVVERS THERE WAS JIMMIE THE OFFICE BoY- Y'SEE . BOSS, THE TRAIN GOT STALLED, AN' | GOT OUT AN warkeD— > / HE WAS INVENTIVE TO A HGH DEGREE IN FACT HE NEVER REPEATED HIS EXCUSES FOR BEING LATE aN HE WAS A GREAT STUDENT. IN FACT HE DEVOTED EVERY POSSWLE MOMENT OF THE DAY TO HIS Books, By Jack Callahan Every Road Is Full of ’"Em Aw, ONLY A NICKEL , THA'S HE WAS A DILIGENT WORRER - IN FACT HE WORKEO EVERYONE IN THE OFFICE FoR NICKELS AND DIMES HE WAS AMBITIOUS T REACH A HIGHER, LEVEL -IN FACT HE SPENT MUCH OF HIS TIME ON THE ROOF . = QOH! ME Pom GRAND MUDDER ! HE COULD TAKE MORE TIME FoR. LUNCH ANO EAT LESS THAN ANY ONE ELSE IN THE OFFICE HE HAD MORE GRANDMOTHERS THAN A, CENTIPEDE HAS LEGS -THOUGH NONE OF THEM SURVIVED THE BASEBAU. SEASON , WHEN ITCAME RUNNING ERRANDS, THE CHIEF THING FoR WHICH HE ‘OUT OF THE RUNNING “* ATS ALL ! Moving Out. SCBNE: Any flat—this week ung, fi achat os) mother's Sberaton ca | ing "everybody miserable.) Suet Gem, OTHER (peevishly)—The idea of picking out a morning like this to shave, John! Lots of mornings you go downtown looking lke a hobo just in from the ties, and here, the morning we're moving, you get out all those lathery things and put them on the bookcase, Father (between scrapes)—Well, where else am 1 going to put ‘em? You've got the umbrella stand and the smoking tabouret in the basin in the bathroom, What you've got ‘em there for I'm sure I don't know, but—— Mother (irritably)—Who knows what any one’s got anything any- where for, the morning they move? Kather (laconically)—Search me! | But if you take my advice you'll have 4 cabinet maker do any scroll work you may want on your tea wagon— not our deft son. Mother (shrieking)—Willie! How dare you—how dare you take advan- tage of your mother when shoe's all stirred up over moving? Drink your cocoa this minute and don’t spill it or it'll drip through into the plano and spoil the tone. The men'‘ll be | here any minute now-—so everybody's ‘got to hurry. I haven't had any | breakfast and I don't suppose I'll get any; and what's more, I don't want any, so—— Father (slowly)—If you're trying ing to work on my sympathie "ve struck the wrong keynote. I re jTunning the moving I'd have my | breakfast served on the dining-room table, where it belongs; and if the men were here they could stand by and watch me eat it, Mother (with cutting scorn)—Yes, you would! With the moving rates what they are now and then that j article in th» papers this morning about movers going to tle up fifty | thousand families by striking and— oh, Delia, what do you want to know? Of course, shake the rug out of the | window. Why should we worry about |} the woman downstairs when we're roving to-day? I hope she gets dust 1. in her breakfast—she's been such « crank for the two years that we'vo been here, Father (curtly)—It tan't hygtente. Phere goes the bell, I'll bet that's now=~kieking, (getting all prepared) —t tis, Maybe 1 won't have n inn with her, 1) laugh in Vex Lace, Juss ful ip bur face Lise How to Make a Hit By Alma Woodward Covyright, 1018, by The Press Publishing Co, (The “c York Krening World), is—ha! I've waited for this a long time, Maybe you think I won't do acit just you Msten and sce if jon't. (Mother stamps down the hall to- ward the door, Father stops shaving; to listen, A gruff voice makes an: inquiry—other gruff voices join in tee chorus.) Mother (running back exci{ Lape Oh, John, it's the men! Oh, re what're we going do—nothing’s done—and the oatmeal's on the stow and— Father (sternly taking hold of her) ( —Now Usten—stop right there—be- hysterical There's fore you get enough upset without having an ve terical woman on my hands, t me do this, You ait right down and don't you move, I’ in charge now: —understand? The oatmeal! What difforence would it make if there was a turkey in the oven? You men wait out in the hall until I tell you to come in, Mother (melting into weak tears)— Tohn, you don’t know how independ- ent those men are! Why—— Father (getting riled)—When pay for a thing get scary about ini ar ou don’t hear any house or kicks, do you? Ma; f fo out in a minute and hand ‘em a/ cigar or two, just to show there's ao hard feelin, hing in excitedly)—Oh, papa—oh, papa! Father (firmly)—Dtdn't I tell you to stay down tn the street and play? Willie (almost choking)—Yeh, papa, the men the they told me to tell you they had a heavy date to play another town and they got into the wagons and they drove away! came down ] IN-HAND ! | CLUETY, PEABODY Bea INC, mnuees