The evening world. Newspaper, September 28, 1916, Page 14

om | he Evening World Daily M ‘ Che We Ssiorio. Hard of Hearing = xevetin. ~—— By J. H. Cassel PSTARLIGNED BY JOSEPH PULITEOR ct ESTEE agasine Sayings of Mrs. Solomon By Helen Rowland OO 8 Tee Pome Pettenng Oe (The Mew Tere Reena Wort ¥ DAUGHTER, consider the reasons for which © women martyethe man, for peradventure they are more frivelews and foolish Gan those for which ehe divereeth bim Hebold, | mete Dride of Babylon, whe hed wedded & Womae-Charmer, and I questioned her, saying "Wherefore dost thou LOVE thine busbendt And the straightaway answered me, ory: Hebold, 1 love him for on hundred rease uriing hetr end the emile of Douglas Pairbanks Heceune he bath the shoulders of Apolie and the profile of Low «ate te! One Month “ oe IN NEW JERSEY. N EXTRA BLARE of German trumpets ought to greet J Martine, New Jersey's friend of the peepul, who rode into the Democratic nomination for United States Senator on Tues Gay's primary vote. There was little enough about Jim to reco mend him to thoughtful voters But tt he cen foxtrot like angel, talk oweet nothings ike an ro, order @ dinner like @ Freach chef and bath more parlor stunts than @ trick terrier “Because be ‘hath a Way’ with women and not ONE of them can resist German-American eh him for their candidate the grownd that if President Wilson iin againet him the Kaiser could use him Yea, verily, BECAUSE ry woman that looketh upon bim would New Jersey cannot | rratulated on the result. The Ma {fich him from me; therefore do I prise bim above all men! And, lo, I questioned ® second bride, who had drawn « QUINCE in the Garden of Love, saying | “Wherefore dost thou adore the spouse of thy bosom And she replied without faltering, saying Senatorial standard New Jorsey voters eh type hae not raise Never again have been called upon t who hae di te for or against a mar redited and come pretty near disgracing their State the Upper House of Congress ‘Hehold, I adore him for an bundred reasons! Even because he te Let the German-Americn e the anididate M human and full of failings and therefore can appreciate my perfections, while they have him, So far in this campa se have se " “Recause he {s FAT and hath not troubled to preserve his watatline, ¢ ope t \ the S ther Steuts Zeit “Hecause he # BALD and ecorneth to use @ hatr tonte an Sly ce : renee a “Because he smoketh # strong pipe and permitteth hin trousers to to Walter Edge for “the edueati it patted Farmer Jim on the back wit with one hand taking off its | he enjoyed in Germany the other | bag at the knees, “Recause ho is middle-aged and preferreth to sit at home and read his sporting gilded tavern. “Because he te embarrassed in the presence of women and knoweth not HOW to regalo them with flattery and tender nothing: | “Because he cannot fox-trot and hath no parlor tricks wherewith to shine in ball-rooms and at tango teas. “Yea, because I am aware that no other woman will take him from me, even as & GIFT, and I shall dwell in peace and bask in the light of ‘nis adoration all the days of my life! “For, verily, verily, better far the devotion of @ Caliban, who eateth out of THINE hand only, than the ‘toleration’ of a Moving-Picture Hero, that swalloweth flattery out of every woman's hand! Yea, better be the apple of a homely man’s handsome man’s button-hole “For @ little Egotist ts @ tiresome thin, Selah. a The Jarr Family By Roy L. McCardell ° A TIMELY CONFAB. E SEE nothing to worry about in the fact that the Mexican Ambassador Designate is on his way to Mexico City to have a heart-to-heart talk with Carranz: From most points of view, Mr. Arredondo is better informed than the First Chief. He has been in close touch with administrativ: policy and also with public opinion in United States. He, if 4 ody, should be able to explain to Carranza the attitude of this count and, if necessary, convince him that cantankerousness will not gain one shade of a scintilla of advantage for Mexico in the present diffi » culties between the two nations. The Joint Commission sitting at New London can do little of tho @pod work it might do if it is not to be allowed to discuss anythiy beyond the withdrawal of American troops from Mexico. This limi tation, if we may judge from his messages to Mexican State ernors, is with Carranza still a fixed idea. To dislodge it is well worth a trip to Mexico on the part of the Mexican Ambassador or anybody else who can do the job wit’ than the flower in @ Covyright, 1018, by The Pree Publishing Co, (The New York Evening World), OW, don't go to sleep on it would be nice to visit our country fe OE | TEETER RO De “N The sota after supper.” eatd| relatives for the health and quiet of thoronghness, Mra, Jarr, with some as-| such a trip and euch a visit. perity. ‘I want somebody to talk to] “You know how quiet it was,” re- : i h 9: $e,” FD tne evening. You had your vaca-| marked Mra. Jarr. “Ae for health, I NEGLECTED TREASURES. : ig d ' H. , ee |tion and you are not tired.” only hope the children and I haven't D i ConTRACT pen | “thave had my vacation and I AM|come homo with the gerne of ty- HY has this year seen fewer visitors than last at the Metro , . BA rir + ‘ 5 lttred.” said Mr. Jarr. “Yow! Such) photd in our system ‘ ? Sa callonl™ How about me?” asked Mr. Jarr. politan Museum of Art, the Aquarium and the New Yor . ‘i arene tne very vacation that you! “You never get anything,” was the Zoological Gurdeu? The decrease in attendance amounts ~ had planned for so long—an automo- | reply. “Anyway, people who don't to hundreds of thousands. e|s Soe © bile tour,” remarked Mrs. Jarr. ‘i drink much water are not lable to : " 7 | Pa N “ tomobile and such! catch anything.” At the Aquarium and at the Zoo, according to Dr. Hornaday, the I ,uc ile t h e The Husband W ho Stays at Home Dol ] ars ‘ oe Liealaeeser a visit to| ‘They catch the dickens some- falling off is due to the fact that many persons who, with their fam W aitress By Sophie Irene Loeb 4 dS tural relatives in the midst of a fam-| times,” said Mr. Jarr. “But speaking ilies, were formerly constant visitors are now enlisted in European "WWW : ‘i a|? - sie an Sense fly feud!" groaned Mr. Jerr. of vacations reminds me that they armies, By Bi Copyright, 1916, by The Preee Publishing Co. (The New York Evening World) ai ©| “well, it was all your doing,” was; ere generally disappointing, The ¥ Bide Dudle: + he. N “ By H. J. Barrett. thereply. If {had had my way"—— | fun about @ vacation is the fine time It is undoubted! true that foreign-born cit I ., Corerigh?, 40°96. « HE following appeared in t | RR o matter how much a woman A ° ted} we imagine we will have. | ly is itizens in this country 218. public prints [thinks of her husvand, he ts bound! 4 Series of Collection Letters. “You had your way.’ intern * 4 ere are fonder of museums and zoos than most native Americans. Tlie “VY HAD “The boredom of prolonged | for ah thor tine ek soe yer nround | Og y idem Geile crepes note to| MF. Jarr, “you were all for the auto- eee es tales orton tem itr : sohte ‘ ; chars a vd it isa her all the time, and vice versa, No ei {i if tred, ‘ average European family delights to spend its half-holidays looking vaneless is bore S36 nae |idleness after an satire basinekeilie | w le in the world can ever strike in @ series of collec: | wea recent we would have a real| Jarr might question the statement. ‘at animals, flowers or other collections, particularly if it can do 90! yess, to. tha, trrctlly matt eee ioe eect iiled bie! Ht isn't human nature ai Teer tion letters 1s absolute firm-| cite and @ real tour.” “You bet it is," ho replied. “Ite f y pa man 's nerves that ho killed Bis) soine tine, some part of the day, must|hess without @ trace of bullying,” Mr. Jarr sat up on the sofa and the best part of one's vacation,” ‘main-|said a local credit man, “If the! partly in the open air and maybe sit down for a cup of coffee under champion bass drummer of the world | yy; f¢ nd himself with a revolver yes- |b = the trees. The instinct for instructive relaxation of this sort is fur SO’ 1" for breakfast. Also and to terday.” . foolish old-fashioned idea that . " the contra notw standing, he 1) o A a a r" stronger among those whose memories take them back to Euro-| brings tils big drum, Immediately he. bs Sentence speaks volumes nusband and a wife aro “one ta Dents & firm attituae sony nee ee. jthis case poverty played no part.jqispelled in view of the now recog. that he must pay or face the conse- cities, l selects me as his informator: i ORR cite, selects me as his informatory Tdleness was not enforced. The man! nized truth th hiv an “individu. quences; and {f he 1s an honest man, | } "And I think you should thank me held up a protesting hand. ow, don't Pe anything” he said,| fF insisting that we come home be- fore your vacation was all over. It ly. “It was your suggestion | tera the ct of renting Gus's car| Ves us both, and the children, too, @ |chance to rest up. Every bone in m: debtor 1s shifty and inclined to be a Would they could teach the habit to all Americans. With one of Poets re pial put the big bull jag had a very good business, ne eee eer ; pressed for money, the absence of iG lie pest we eee | body was aching when we got bac! i e . e n ; o wo hh » jer, and ag vi we only: O& . “eS pully hi one as et bs ig Dass a a the richest art museums and one of the finest animal parks in the) *‘You got me, griend!* T says ut to dis Parisien, and) was WeUE, a nd that all vows bullying tone will tend to hold him by visiting Uncle Henry and Aunt Mr. Jarr was going to inquire why, Octuat. unas \ future customer and make him re- | N cannot change human veto sd¥are up ay soon as possible,| Hotty and Cousin George.” Vitor’ the tabore) Gt vaoationl GEE Roan ataateactic tn thie | Pemanied an “cheerful ahd nen ech tins le separate, ta Waving the big stick, on the other] Don't mention thetr names! ‘Chie wasn't permitted a nap on the aofa at : but after a fow months at home with-| partnership. can only be prolonged Nand. sroures penentmient und ofen'| Myre. Jars, Aa rg vial jfornet Hand. We all out anything to do his “disposition | when etch hia and her “delays payments | peneaey waited till the summer WAS) But before he could frame a petition a3 \ UL right “it Is well to start with the polite|over and anticipated such a fine trip| to this effect the telephone rang, and s sea shore and - lost| Underwent a change” with the result} cluim to this | | mentioned. It ty the w nd who is away!assumption that the item has been|/and such a pleasant visit, and to] ates, Jarr answered it. i” in the interest of his having @ rest to invest In something else. | Chreste Maybe he'll buy it world, New Yorkers do not get a hundredth part of the pleasure they! Ue Propel: : ‘ y drum up trade, ee oe i eu has his separate tast might from either. They leave it to visitors from out of town or“! sehiooi children convoyed by teachers to find out the treasures of the) MN"), Metropolitan Museum, Many of them have never seen the admirab' sf come to tow faunal backgrounds which place the New York Zoolog ae ee Gardena) the ness he was," Always wh [trom his hom among the first of its kind. ‘ “Why didn't you lose the drum?) iow much could be said about the! the twenty a eatery bart of overlooked; then gradually to a think of the dreadful dusty, oor Tt was that fair matron, Mra ; ask ttuously presi : aichiuanal Bias : r : rease the sure, Here is a serte y ful tin automobile | (4, The loss of the Morgan art collections is said to have had al “7l did in two or three placos, but| husband who has nothing to do and} much betler to hire an office or | crease the pressure, LDled ®| journey in that aw | Clara Mudridge-Smith, calling, having a and which I have found effectual. The) of your friend’s—and hen, to think | jearned the Jarrs had returned. 1 xreatest tragedies that are chron- Mamecoamin ee ANB EEE bane letter reads: of oy sxperlenen WN Node aed “Oh, yes, indeed,” Mrs. Jarr spoke tin the kitchen, Icled in the courts may be traced tol Joyous and the wife is not made to saaier a eneen! quarreling, pel tae ee 7 we bad the orbi: i st. Phe Riggs collectic a f . re ith th . | home er e ‘evey that her husband is at her heels S é dass | SLLIEST time. It's just the time and absorbing interest. The Riggs collection of armor alone is wortu! " nome where the husband is ever you foolishly trying to pay for’ of year to take an automobile trip, y Your | present y minute of the d The mar- fo | peace! Pe know. Yes, we had a splendid place to work at somebudy always give It bi ui {ihe away from the « Marked effect upon the attendance at the Metropolitan Museum,! Where shall Eput it while I Yet the great building is still crowded with objects of priceless valuclasn agi y Befiitle drains me, ays at home, 1 believe that som journeying a thousand miles to see, Jiittte joke f Ks What i fh rages the couples are too, A a i know 2 woman w learned to] much together are rarely those that) ow "toy If New Yorkers would only take the trouble to get acquainted) , ” ied fol much together dire rarely phoes | his letter always brings many} “Wouldn't you pay for peace?"|car, and a most enjoyable tour— r distinct-| hate her husband ont with their own possessions in the shape of pictures, sculptures, tapes: [fy ee or ih nee eines ty boom, (a8 “Around home all the thy tries, gems, plate, flowers, animals, ete., they would discover immense - “ : s men was a good p and inexhaustible stores of pleasure, permanent and independent of| ‘ * all private or temporary loans, because he} endur ne diseusts a woman so much into the fold, the reason being that it asked Mr, Jarr, Where was it we went? You remem- as the man who “sits around allay.” \roaches many customers who are) “[ might pray for it, but I won't) ber the names of the places?” These tan finds work for ile hands. Just linerely careless and who are only too pay for it!" snapped Mrs. Jarr. last remarks were addressed to Mr, ones. Brae ie flad to’be reminded of their delin- “That's the way with most peace-|Jarr, as Mra, Jarr had a twinge of i , ling of the desired effect, | makers; they want to see peace—that| conscience and desired Mr. Jarr to do p inantivity: | quenoy. ft th re mak! oney| the rest of the prevaricatli a second letter rea 8 follow: s, except if they are n ng money i n a second letter reading as follows is $ ‘But Mr. J. Meant , ovider. The} » deveted to each other in ginning of their married lif he went into a business wh no money troubles. 1, I know I'm about to disto- | in the case met soar findin t satinted Ww we eae EE — | ne T Then, what do you think 1 Nothing gives one so m oh glow ft wi lies or war stocks, . 7 ; doue . fe | he ould do ° Fy * . No ne give oO * | despatched: out of war supplies or 8 5 fallen fi Perhaps, eventually, an end will] A good wife is born, not made: you could ‘a’ knocked | ing until night, path Fe Gil : | you said our idea was « good one and ‘endured, with a feather from Him bringing that b ne such & fuss abo! me Mamie's hy um in and ee e tall over a dou come to the delusion that a motor-/ good husband is th cycle can butt an automobile off the{sive cultivation. Foad.—Cleveland Igader. quirer. ity breeds contempt,| | For tt leaves no Lima foe: PaGanuinn es only worry 8 wake, nut and cow sand> | discontent. You can't get away from people depends on each having his Just as tay so does const Now, many pettectly svcd riaka!t Origin of the Term ‘Electricity’ j RP UNDE BELAIL cln tale UE iene: | It_ undoubtedly is fortunate for! When you are shy of conve an, | Wich aw ke fluid? 5 1 s 1 . mankind that people cannot deceive [talk about t weather Thee 1 : tye GAnER MAME YOR VERY aia particular work to do and doing it. Try to respond even to this second * ers so/easily as they can deceive|what it was made. fe at Wasl hungry, does it? 1 ask, . = letter, so that Wwe do not consider it ILLIONS of people of to-day, ments, which were allie themselves.—Deseret News. Commercial Appeal. Memphis} “wits ax easy Ae pie ser el BOTs p | wine te ROROKE to cesAt OF auls In the ho are living in an electrical| t@ the properties penseaed by Sane heer’) says, growing confide OMe v 5 third letter, which is phrased thus: | sw fe has disclosed several of 4 Freedom 1s what we want the| What a discovery it would be to|i (XMmre look at this and you'll al- | The Im yortance ot I orraine You have received two letters from ws age undoubtedly do not know! stances” which had these te aie. other fellow to give us.—Boston|find a boarding house where p WAS NOY UE a I ane é be Pay payment for sour acount (of | where the term electricity originated,| properties of attracting light bodies ‘Transcript. _ actually grow fat—Albany Jou cae tc ceeatioet a tenes i ' auth Bale and how people came to use the word| When agitated by a material nn too Sinker, Champion Bass Drum NE of the greatest blows which} Th: great Iron mines of the Ger-] inves wena, wuintetble, universally to signify that power wares was used by the ancient Letters From the Peo ple fner of the World, Hillville Cornet could be struck at mans in Lorraine are in a narrow We “toot “hats thy which performs all the myriad won-| Color and iistre remimica the vane Ves. ar Sith me debubiaine ete sat | a Headquarters Baker's Bark in this war would be the cap-| Mre! li Be a: ders that we ace daily all about us.|ful Greeks of the virgin gold. which From Elektran, the Greek name] giistened in the hands of Pactolus, Pe Fatace Seat neta “° leop amber, ts derived the word elec.) *ven a4 the brilliant metal iteelt had “In the above letter, @ reat reason| tricity, which is now extended tol 'Arrerward ‘they aapieue™ gupanine, is advanced to why it is to the] sienity ri of attract- i athe | signify not only its power name to the compounds of m 0, 2 by rubbing with silk, fur, dc, but}#olden glow. They were all chil- To the Editor of The Evening World license ? apie ‘Fae A ae, Ne 8 That's me 1 BAYS, A week K) s wie oe Eore ie tale SoeRe mber 28, fron to-day we're going lo have a | raine, which produces about 80 per! Luxemburg of alien parents eligible to the! To me Eitor «The Brening Word Hliville and the band willl cont, of all the iron ore produced by |OPMe. In this dist Seneilency of the United States? | What date mcg ne Were Tit be your ea. [cote of all the iron ore produced by |i Ary nave buIM some of thelr moat CIVICS. - Uniy an hours {German mines, Conversely, one of formidable defensive works, for It is Net tu New York. a P.M, the alms of Germany in the war is} realized that the loss of th mines ‘To the Editor of The Evening World the drum” 1 ask. | doubtless to obti of the| Would pr 1 the fate of ture of the fron mining fleld in Lor-] in breadth, lyi 8 the last Tuesday in 5 YM No, 17 ‘State _ ‘ tic ‘ . Springvltion: ing 1 in possess at ¢ 1 o 2 Metlacterts If woman be nominated and elect. wwe oh, wut Ae yon 1] Peh mines of France across the bor-| orninays. YO Bult the Larsalas iron collector then calls upon the|other powers connected with it, tn eine Mis radiate “The ed to the Assembly, may she take of- . ar look straight at him hen T soles OF) inines and the gerritory take om} man, unless he is located at a point} ‘ r com-|c x . } in a os me nan + and addresses of you'll beat your way home? [der from German Lorraine, The) the French whleh containy iron i8leog remote to render this practicable, whatever bodies they may be com-/common with native gold and the municated, says the Plectrical Ex-|Silver-gold alloys, the amber, in Hel- A apenel came to be called lektron,’ one of the great objects of German rategy, and it explains much in military 8 which other- n le, {French mines of Briey were over- nover reverberated another | tooked by Bis Gir besause Ove eve off his atool nna | IKes by Bismarck because in 1871 and, failir of action, a final lett threatening suit Is mailed. This epis-| perimenter, tlo in worded as follows: ‘The attractive nature of electrified You would oblige me by teiling me He dram, me giving him ey could not be profitably operated i Dr, Gilbert has found vi / how to locate a person working for| To the hiitor of The Kvening World ytne Sra ee ee , fow years later the discovery of You have rovelval three letters ftom us | amber is occasionally mentioned by| substances capable of aerate Tine the New York Post Office H. H. How can I get a proofreader's po- eo fellow, eh? sug | ceW processes for dephosphoriaing aw ¥ ate en tot wth [Pine and other later naturalists; | bodies when rubbed, similar to. the See Morning World Want ‘Ads. sition? Ia it necessary to serve an ndly patron pig iro tot riey mines an erations vo) to the conclusion, | partiewirly by Gassendus, Kenelm,| remarkable property of amber, which ¢ ‘Yo the Editor of The Evening World apprenticeship or go to some school?, “1 should say so! But say," came | even Bt value than those in Lor- setback t vm Gat | Digby and Sir Thomas Brown, he called "Electrics. er since his Could you advise me where I could Jo. 4 He a moment iter, “E won |raine, The importance of the latter Very exhaustive experiments have] time the name “ y" has been procure addressing to do at home? " He is? Lwot an atiis|iren fleld can be understood when tt) statemer h for been carried out b; William Gilbert,/employed to denote the character. A of The E Wort » t find any time-|is considered that, during the year 1 ‘ n of that nar- | a native of Colchester, and a phy-| istic property possessed by these sub. te: : i ny ons ; taide fan preceding the w ne 1 8,00 tons of row Id prove finn) aftort, and unless slolan, at Tandon, wha in he stances ang at the other manifesta. aw can cail for an am ron ore were mined in Lorraine, out tol an hopes, | the 2 e finds himself in- lent Latin. treatis ee Magne ons of @ similar nature with Bo the Editor of The Evening World bulance in an emergency case of a total of 28,607,000 tons produced since iron is one of the absolute ne: yolved in litigation with allsits un- published in the year 1600, relates a’ we are all more or les familiar tory Bown an auto. Can my valet drive MLSs in the entire empire, comsilies of Wurlare, pleasant corollaries” nN great variety of electrical experi- day, Bie ; i 4 - ene ' ‘