The evening world. Newspaper, September 26, 1916, Page 14

0 Home and Comic Page of THE EVENING WORLD, Tuesday. September 26; 1916 S'MATTER, POPE’ Pop Seems to Know When “His Leg Is Being Pulled!" By C. M. Payne WA ABOLT vost . Plays and o> \ oume. ) ( ( ? Wertoma Players pe By bt) DUDLEY OD + WW TORK be to here eo here feshionst after we ‘ire nae A Third @ theatre of the ort Ht will Be permition to rows “ . ent, and thee oo a) @ dark tunnel to vium, tf ee awort May be uses The erating capacity WI be 299, (he same as (he Little and the Punodh ana duty der the oty laws reew Ares, moans oat saving (8 com @ruct work well an in license fees. Only rough benches will be fur- Blehed for the use of the patrons of Be littic nouse The bills at the re! Wl oonsiet of thr en f McGoof Reads This He'll NEVER Get Home! Diittated stable aod Frenet Breve Carrie V. King, an American We WRB AGA TH Day F ‘aie i my al WHY ~eR <M Writer who lives in Maris and usoe ON ONE OF Him TAMBOR Goo MORNIN’: wit DY AN’ FOR fhe nom de plume of Mieveking, t» TTL BAT MY FMT AN co, i TMH & warty 2 Loox’ Baling for New York Saturday, bring DUAT WHEN We NEED en~’ MESS Hs faa slong & number of Grand Gui He Siew TELE Go 1 we Cook’? \ i Baye ae Well am plays for Winthrop “ ' Ames and other managers, The litte Bouse in Kast Thirty-fourth Street Wil be ready by Jan. 1, but the sea Probably not open until) Diate Hines and others are Mtorested in this proposition . BY WAY OF DIVERSION wrote a book called “Fools and Foo.” 1 thought It was a dandy, TD took It to & publisher whose offices wore handy. He read my book and @ave tt back, invited me to dinner @nd sald the tale should be « play-— Mat it Would make & winner, 1 made! @ play of “Fools and Fools” 1 Mought & was @ & manager Blunder, “That play a@hould be a Sketch,” he sald, “Ae such ‘twould rar on ~ * . nnn make you wealthy. There'd be al got in the way. | 1 0 ° Pri fe | IS IES Seon mevey tes Ta paecus| coven Gear $100 in Prizes for Women |}_KUSH_ HOUR JONES f@nd healthy.” I made @ aketoh of| Aithough be appears abt i “Fools and Fools" and showed it to| times @ week in “Nothing But the es a Who’d Improve Own Figures| @reat idea, but listen—here's « factor! ‘That ought to de in filma, I think, a @ne-reel laugh provoker, Put in a girl whose busband takes a sack of Contest, to Be Conducted by Evening World, Open to Six Stout and Six Thin Women in Greater New York and salt to soak her.” I made a movie New Jeracy Who'll Enter Two Months’ Course of akit of It and abowed it to @ ecreen| “Wal comedy roles, Figure Improvement Instruction Conducted | man, Ho said it waa a first-class Nas aossir. . by Miss Pauline Furlong. | tale, then muttered: “But you're) A. te eta tates manage to green, man! This thing should be a| ").\viowa introduced @ new dance at By Pauline Furlong. other elx will be given @ epecial ragtime song—a chorus and two|the Hippodrome yesterday. Toto and © MANY read-| Course in body development. In | verses." I landed seven blows on|Horman put a new ecene in the min- ere of the} each of the two classes the | him accompanied by curses, Oe eran ask 4 te vas ance aot “Beauty and] Woman who, at the end ef two Health” depart-| months, has made the most prog- USHERS MUST BE LITHE. ment of The Eve-| eee toward the desired goal, | T you bappen to be a fat gtr and | eed aie as put a, new ning World have} Will be awarded FIFTY DOL- | Dave an ambition to serve as an|piay by Bayard Veilller, author of | written to me re-| LARS IN GOLD. usher in any the Shubert theatres in thin the Law, this city, save your breath and en. | 8°* York will see it next month. ' queeting new, When a suitable number of appil- here will be no feb for eat Annie Hugh KY) not to appear in| courses of lessons Cations have been received, the PA The Merry 9 Of Windsor” after | both on “reduc-| twelve contestants will be selected as | pull sit ‘unless you do a Pauline Furlong and! a a Yak 4 | ing” and “levelop-| follow . Hl reduce An order has gone to all| Frank Otto and Lola Merrill hav Ing” (back num- One thin woman and one stout | managers of Shubert theatres in New the principal roles in the Western “Hit-the -Holliday” company. bers of earlier! woman from each of the five York which reads as follow: Adelina O'Connor has been selected | courses being now| boroughs of Greater New York “In engaging ushers tn the future | to play Mary Ryan's original role in| exhausted), that it has been dectded| (Manhattan, Brooklyn, Bronx, Please cut out all girls who are too | ‘My Wi cstern “House of Gians” troure. /to present these two subjecte even! Queens and Richmond) and ono big and heavy, You should have giris all have been engaged for parts in| More completely and comprehensively thin woman and one stout woman with trim figures. Appearance ts al. | the new Chauncey Olcott play, than before, from New Jersey. Biost as desirable as service.” Percy Hammond, the Chicago Tri- | x te critic, - The terrible part of 21018 tke me ee eee eon aie p abacre, | Feaders who were eager to be Riven agers are ordered to tell the rejected ing the teachings of the new plays. the opportunity to place themselves| where except in their own ho: applicanta they're too fat, and sug-| Herman Leib and Claude Gilling- | under my tnatructions at the time 1| They will have only to apply them- gest that they try reducing. Wow! watts beg Rave epherule wars | selected Mrs. A. St. James for the | #tlves ear ly and faithfully to a ois called “The Frame-Up.” Jowevel otal “I tes course of instructions in diet and ex- 1 AVAILABLE THEATRES, | the sketches are said to be absolutely | SPeclal “reducing” test, which wa8 99} ering which Tam now preparing. * unlike. \atrikingly successful, that ‘The Even- Th in Helen Tyler and Ciinton Moffatt | “Sydney Jarvia and Virginia Dare| ing World has decided to extend a] will be published date ine ine are among those producers who are! nave just recelved a forty-weeks con. |. will be publ daily in The cortain New York needs more thea- tract as headliners in the U, B. &, (Similar opportunity to twelve women | Evening lo ont theatres. ¥f instead of only one ave only to read ‘Also there were 90 many women} The twelve chosen applicants will not have to buy any special or costly Apparatus, or conduct their work any ; : ; these printed instructio hich . f P i » whic Santee Ress sret. prosaniag Melt Six of these women will be given will cover the full period of two Theatre Oct. 7 to make | Wilmington, Del, for the frat ume months, @ special course in reduction. The way for Viiver Morosco’s musical Pro- | on any stage night. It will open The lessons tn reducing and de- duction, “Bo Long, Letty!” ‘Mr. ; Ath Street Theatre, Tilzer Music Company, will answer) veloping will be published on alter- Lazarus” ts doing very well too. In| y y night. your song question, Your other! nating days. I wish to state to all the past week five managers have Irving Fisher, baritone bailladist | question is ambiguous, readers of my articles that this new tried to eet the Park Theatre for the! | and lieder anger, le to have the Juv is 4 —— course of lessons wtil be just as valua- Bitractions but ft ta occupied by|aile lead in The Century Girl,” at! FOOLISHMENT. ——| bic to them as to the twelve contes.| “civilisation.” Wonderful reports are | th tery, eh will be M Meld Pain. He Linge co caren tants for any woman who wiahen to heard trom William rady’ ~ | Fisher's debut on the regular stage. Seid : improve her figure may i) herself Jewish play, “Oblect, | Matrimony!" =o TNQUIR Prakrie belly "has? "| of ais opportunity. This ta the rea: yu ———_ eon ¢ mus there te no ae open ANSWERS TO INQUIRIES, FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. ie course is to be published [rather than given privately to the Sreddie, don't eat with your) contestante, The contest ts merely to oe show all my readers that satisfactory ere were made before forks.” | results are largely the product of per- but yours weren't.” severance and determination in fol- e Broadway district just now. In Bweeney-Hasecil was with Lew addition to all this, an effort was/ Fields in “The High Cost of Lo ng.” | made last week to engage the olf) Conkiin—Ceci! is playing in Hart- finge den Theatre for a big musical pro- | ford. Ask her about Edna. { : @uduction, but an obstacle of some Smiley—Meyer Cohen, Harry Von . — — —_—_— noe ome —_— ees toe - - jow!ng instructiona. T suggest that | a On nnn 8000080000000 eee eeeeSGeeeeom—m—se—_—morrrnreeeeereee—e=errreeerrrerr™m™”"—| you apply y elf to the course and NN > kh ER > . are na a hote how your own progres { WHEN YOU WERE A BOY By Jack Callahan. Nat nade. by" the actual cone L . ie course will Initiated ™ —9 AN 800 | WAS ay TT) writing, and at a “a — ee samen unsesioin eyes : ONE ABSENT vement . 2 | ‘ } PN + on we 5 . , 408) m nice points of his argument WHEN SCHOOL ~ # a2 Park Rev } GOOD STORLES OF THE DAY, $host in the Maze. mae hte he ag tag yous — To be eligible for the contest, HE late Gilman Marston of N but _do you follow me? t SPA eh policant muet furnish a |* * - _ ioe treiirnag dl I Hampshire was arguing a com- ° far. anawered the Judge } cate from her physici e | © waiter rubbed his hands to- fonts 5 wearily about in his chat: ing th has ndbtoene Valuable Animal. gether, bowed, and smiled. plinated case and looked up 8u- | TN say frankly that tf T though: physical e tion and is phy: 1 cont find my way Dack Td qu: ly fit to undertake the course; for a brother cleric, and when|Peints,” went on the diner thought- | the end of an hour and 4 half he was her present condition the service had ended sought | fly. "One of its good points ts that] pained to see what looked tke tnat there ts no chicory in it.” tention. It was as he had feared. out the verxer to gather what sort of Before the eyes of the happy waiter | Judge was unable to apprecial impression he had created, hung visions of a good ti D. ‘weight. | “Did you like my wermon?” he in-| “On the other hand,” continued the MINISTER had been doing duty} “It has ita good points and tts bad] 'horities back to Julius Caesar, At right dere" Christian Register, la open only to | customer, “one of tt » bad points la— a | MA ode fs Pander , five or older than thirty-five : ¥ Rane tog re ——~_ + one Hh idn’ i for washing ALL clothes hy- ‘ he twelve contestants| “ON. no, ait,” | Didn’t Seem Right. tienically clean, sweet smell ‘“% from a number of ing and sanitary. “Well, I'm glad to hear tt, because HE famous actentist, 8tr Archi.) when I was writing It my dog got into bald Geikie, although a Scots- : VAN'S NORUB ety the study and destroyed some of (ie Paes % sae above WarcKiy has stood the test of vears f reducing or) Minuseript . ear enjoying a joke, eve pug ° and stands to-day without an se given in-my |, TRE Verer gazed at the cierkyMAN | againgt hia countrymen, One he tells Fae, 284 pimeelf te about an Englishman and . era qual, ons. Tf any con. | for & minut breaks this agreement she | then exclaimed, “Could you NO RUBBING REQUIRED, : — Egypt to- be dine alifie. v olgl » vicar have a pup of that dog, sir? a Bcoteman who went to 4 ‘ ue Se een aL Coat eed Tieeblte ther and pald a visit to the Pyra- titty pean he ata : t \ Laan 1 e every two weeks dur- | ° wigs. English lost in ad-| ome ontest | % The jshman war 4 : T wish to assure every woman who What Was It? miration at the wonderful sight, and ICOLLARS may be considering entrance in this FTER partaking of a good din-| presently asked his companion for his locontest that nothing In the course A ner a customer at a restaurant |opinion. The Scotsman shook his) will endanger her health. On the! head sorrowfully. | § GO wat. wire Bow on PouR- rary, every exerciae and every | ‘ordered & sup of coffen, “Ah, mon." he sald with a etgh |-BAND ote cack, Oct, suggestion ts 9 at achieving “AR. waiter,” he eald, when he had| «nat a lot of mason work not to, N 38: as jaybet . throne) RETTERANG the | sipped the fragrant Nquid, “this te! be bringin’ in any rent!"—Glaagow Gwuertesasooveca gioa coffee!" AKKY FINN THAT HE WAS GLAD XHOOL HAD OPENED. nt'e health! Times,