The evening world. Newspaper, September 26, 1916, Page 12

The Evening World Daily Covering Tarlo, f Ov Tuesday, September 26. { By J. H. Cassel | |) hy \S | a Magazine, 1916 is Head + ane | hy mn Men comes The Roof Over H omen Age Earlicy bs Meter Me wy “ salty jhe ss " a. how 1 \ youve Pose ' wr ( . » ‘ ' \ your Vou ' ’ really te Grae tut ' al im Wai wees © been “BOYS WANTED. doing W BLII (he shad My WbeAN. ate 1 : ‘ A ‘ W hair? Positively, (ney're wonerts LEVI Help Wented ‘ » lest Sun What ‘ “ ort ‘ Hove O%, bo, 1s not a “dye.” tea ’ ' Ul have it ( “ ede ened up @ Wee, wee bit ; What? your hushand woulda't apyrov t you wil if HURHAND everytny ' ‘ you My DAI What Au nT) r your hint ep ‘ but tt i ' | *t shedow of a bin i « ta rT multiply 0 r r t i] we you think owen ; j stieis & i] ‘ DwNe fo . Certainly, We can! Marie! Mrs Cat « Wer oyebrows pulled wave ow orders filed’ Is another boy needed the door unless it is oper COW ae ( ‘ Ob, nh wont hurt muck ere! n “ ondertul? pretty constantly to admit tomers or client Does a departn e, ~ \ . i ‘ ikea 0 rt mueh, Ther Tent’ that wonderful? BUCH a Store ark for more ha 4 the shipping room unless its aml | w : ; ‘ Yea, | know the Lord gave them to you, but If you're going to keep full of shopper everythings ATURE gave you (Uusiiess of washing ber hauds of you) Decidedly not. The loud call for Roy Help is another cheer My DEAK! Did you know that your ehin i) beginning to aa eign that p rity as arrived in New York for an iadefi | What? You don't want me to “put tue THOLOHT on you roan we believe that adult labor will be Bo asinir Oh, you're & New Thoughier, th Well, New Thought never had jany effect ov w double chin! Positively movning bur marcute wi take it out. - it off, _ ot | Certainly we ¢ Marie! Brtug the vibrator Less than 10 per cent. of the city’s $00,000 publte school | Of course you dont waat @ double olin, They're positively not wear- children were kept at home by parents who refuse to bellove ing them Uite seasoat that the Infantile paralysis scare te ay Whieh we vey | My DEAR! Have you tried our new liquid face-powder? baal for the level-headednoss of moet New York fathers ane i What! Well, you don't know what @ real complexion IS! Mal mothers, " Uring me that bottle of the “Bloom of Heaven There! Isu't that wonderful? Your own husband wouldn't know you! THE ONLY WAY. | And tf T MUST say it, you looked like the Wrath of Heaven when you | came ip UTOMOBILES killed 1,000 persons and injured 8,000 other | | The check? Ob, yos, bere it ts. Just an even Ovo in the principal cities of the United States during the first eight months of the current year. But, my DEAR! We HAVE to charge more for eyebrows thie year, | Everything's higher—on account ef the War, you know, Oh! You don't A 3 aD ? New York City heads the list with 226 killed. wt AS peta lh aantar Mak adtl ase Traffi n 5 CMA What? Your face doesn't match your ears? Traffic law and special traffic courts utterly fail so far to eheck | ern f af | But, my DEAR! They're positively not wearing them to match this the alarmiag increase in the number of deaths caused by moter Yee season! vehicles. | | Ob! Your busband! Of course, if you tell HIM everything— When is the State of New York to take its proper place as leader | in 4 serious movement to get the deadly auto under control ? | There is just one way to do it. Stop treating the driving ol motor vehicles as if it were a sport. Make it a responsibility. Convince the next Legislature, as soon as it is in session, that | the people of this State demand that uo person shall handle a steering | wheel unless he or she is fit todo so. Compel every motor car opera: | \ tor, rich or poor, owner as well as chauffeur, to take out a license. | And if he abuses it, if he proves himself a reckless driver, if he is| But they're positively NOT doing {t this season! Well, goodby, Dearie! Yes, you'd better make an appointment. How fe Monday, at three? Very good! Come early and we'll “do you” all | over again! The Housekeeper Who Wants to Be Fooled /* + found driving while intoxicated, if he is shown to be too nervous ov) Cougrigh!, 1916, ty The Preas Putulaiing Co, (The New York Brentng World), H otherwise unfit, take the license away from him. | By Sophie Lrene Loeb. — | B¢s#: 1 am the loser; and it doesn't | amount . ‘ . F | Oe int to much anyway. Neither in crowded city streets nor on frequented country high- sll er: average Sepugecy Yet there ts where she ls fooled ways is driving an automobile any longer a pastime. It is a serious| > a9 eee ; s|3 ¢ esr Dina eset again, Her very indifference te the * ey fi hfe. ha | ‘ means of having things “put . ' Dusiness affecting the safety of many lives. It is the duty of Legis T he Office | I ‘he J arr Fa mi ] y j I h e F a l ] ueaval of the short weight loaf of on ber and high prices Pi A over” latures to keep it out of incompetent or reckless hands. In this Fo rce * bread, to say nothing of the constantly | Besides, she ducs a grave injustice direction prevention will do more than punishment. ; ‘ } By Roy L. McCardell Foot Wear soaring cos: Se eS hil Aa Very poor eeubie wees Cruse meeee 5 , ; H ti ote how litt! What New York wants from its next Legislature is a uniform By Bide Dudle > : bec ele pbrresaartean toate re 0Ol ed ree enne Somethin: 10 them. : " e udley. Copyright, 1016, ty The Press Publishing Co, (The New York Evening World), HE shops are displaying such a/ attention the housekeeper pays (0/and to whoa tie present prices are license law for motorists—not for up-State or down-State, but for i Prem « ublighing Co, Variety in footgear that. the| these conditions, and certainly does impossible: who cannot wf‘urd meat § trhi York Eveaing Work.) NCLE HENRY,” said Mr. Jarr,| “I'll pay for the hog. How much eriety’ In SOLENT: “SON! thing to help abolish them." |08¢e & month; woose little children 4 the whole State. That must be the start of any compelling move to] ¢¢ [SEK by the papers,” said Popple. So shoud bb ed of ['8 It?" said Mr, Jarr, woman who doean't know is/ little or nothing to help abolish the Mattee tor thesiesd et ethan ; check the slaughter. the shipping clerk, “that the ti ofl” Cousin George scratched hie heaa|DAFd put to it to velect the correct| These are the words of @ prominent | who cannot buy sufficient good miite ——— lives of a dozen people were yourself to quarrel with Your] siete to figure out what was the/#20® There are many novelties in| woman who Is working daily to ieeep | (0, nourieh BrON ing bodies saved at a fire in°New York because |OW® Nearest kin, next door.- It em-| cash damage for a scalded hog, when|CUt style and color, and she wonders! the prices of food from going up need- hotiaeheuner ca Sy ne werican Bix cents a loaf next wedk—or bake at home. The bakers {when they jumped out of the win-|barrasses me not to find you friends.|the scalding had no fatal, or even|J¥st What ts fashionable, She doesn’t | jessy. Her point ts well taken. daily dealings without taxing the know New York womentfolk. \dows they landed on a mattress.” | Mre. Jarr and I would like to seo you| !angerous, results, know qhether to select a lace or} This woman epeake from long @x-| proper stand ageinat them le very ’ oy B a ri : =i ce, and you hav: r ja esponsiole for much ot ; origin! sald Bobble, the of}an dwelling together in peace and| “The hog was worth five doliars,"| Dutton shoe, but she does know ee) perience, and you have only to look) tings for foot ob account of the ce boy. se finally grumbled Cousin George. wants @ pretty shoe, because even about you to verify her contention.! nigh prices DO THEY PAY? “That remark was crude and en- 5d Mr. Jarr fished out his vacatton|though fashion has decreed that) [t certainly does appear as if the) It every woman would look into HE latest Zeppelin bomb raid upon British soil, even though it killed or injured 140 persons and scored another aerial atta:k T tirely out of place,” said Miss Primm, private secretary to the boss. ways flip.” This conversation took place on “But | Uncle Henry's porch in the delightful then, Bobbie's alleged jokes are 4l-/ vitlage of Hay's Corners, whére the epending money and handed over five dollars. All this was beheld by Uncle Henry skirts myst de longer, the change is, not particularly perceptible, and so| shoes must still be pretty—an easily | attainable article, as ts» evidenced by housekeeper doesn’t care Uf she ts be- ing tricked or not. Just think what the situation would lenese matte | regardless 0 | produce t would soon 1 demand her dues seller of the tne dealer Ize that ne too will her, hi p A i 8. very have to go to the front 3 on London, seems to have caused no great rejoicing in Berliu.|"“Ang they always flop, us they say | 28/7 Were visiting on the occasion of Genet he had knocked tn} the, ae SOs ee Seon eaeeinl sn Feomae Naud. Seay his tight “with rane ne as, Two of the biggest of the German dirigibles were brought down by | in vaudeville,” euid Popple. Mr. Jarr’s belated vacation. Mr. Jarr or lace model depends upon the skirt! 1.) presence to ascertain that she is! “Thuy gne would make it easier for British guns, representing unquestionably a loss quite out of propor- utterly failed to strike terror to British hearts. Submarine terrorism didn’t p: y. How soon will the Imperin] trom Miss Tillie, the blond stenug- he will walk right over your hand! and never hurt you.” “phat's right,” said Bobbie, “but oh,| °2°P it down,” wald Mr, “They're ucrooauc jones, eb?” came] 4nd Uncle Henry were alone. Uncle Henry went into a long de- “I'll give you five dollare if you'll Jarr, “Don't give him no money—the grasping critter!" bawied Uncle Hen- This remark, as the truth te always libellous, roused Uncle Henry's ire the iength. If you have adopted the new | regulations and your skirt reaches to/ getting the proper value for her or tf she takes the trouble to go to the store she is usyally in a hurry and cares little as to weights, moas- grays and castors are favored in uppers since they harmonize well with the modish dress and sult colors. every Woman. A united effort along Woe to the m: short weight She knows wh nt who gives her muds prices, t she should get and | , ; j i i “ within from six to seven inches of these lines in connection with the | tion to the damage done. Zeppelins, after all, are not plentiful, |rapuor sn semanded aMiga| {M8 Of his patience under many Md ah Taser a] relative re-| To ' Mound you should wear dressy | "yer now many women do it! Taey/Commen comimo ; willion to a million dollars cannot be used as recklessly as aeroplanes.| }¥, 4° Bs ad ae idiots in this ge Hisseic pi dct Me. Jarr,|_ “Take tt away trom him!" added|#ummer modes and your skirt ieitut a few cents, and why bother We have much to learn trom tie All things considered, we should not be surprised to see a gradual othe 7 said Mise Prius, xed tng|2t W0KS mean and ugly ‘and it is|UScle Henry@ “The hog wasn't hurt maven Sat Pundit should never ce | "tts tee, rae ia Hts nt ety honsakeane * of _fruropean : Py “You and w else?" aw * ae | ana th eet “4 ‘ : *. eo ex ¢ of the a subsidence of Zeppelin raiding. In the first place the British gun- *) mean and ugly. I want you to chop|™Uch” ut Uncle Henry signified by) more—you may wear those high, | 2 use fo such seemingly! ROW in regard to food in nearly every F ; snapped tho| it down.” + & groan that he personally was in-|diessy lace mouels, For walking pur- | and seeing no ig such seoming’y Purcpean country ts far less than ners have learned how to hit the invading monsters. In the second es “ . ured @ great deal. poses and for sport wear the lace shee| trifling things is tae very element) that of American home, ad a private secretar; ‘Mr, Snooks shall 1 ! . jured @ great deal. » and there : , A econ?’ | priv ary. won't do it! I won't chop it] Uror & is preferred. upon which those who would cheat] is reason for } place the destruction to their credit has o far counted for nothing in 0 OF See GaGa noone: Ok down for @ thousand dollare!" de- ‘You'd stand ais scalded your-| "Sundued colore predominate in the dcased: ne hon soars . ‘ a “Ob, the book | one ty, Z| selt If the money, an’ foe. Fi he trouble advancing Germany’s fortunes. And, most important of all in view cf| keeper. “We mustn't “gsi personal. wares Unde Henry heatedly. “It's ne ig Bask Load Reger fashionable, fall shoe. doa precticnl They know that the average) te trouble to bx ; baby-—if he sits down.” eave envoy, again, and hostilities would have been insists on getting It Government begin to doubt the value-of blowing up « few non-com- Pica tie heard that inane wittl-| "WUl you?* asked Uncle Henry,|Tesumed if Mr. Jarr had not taken Tans. & ace Ot Se ceme’ gel ie Oe — oP ccansat Ante @oman | oeete ho alert, Mrs, How 1 batants on land at the cost of expensive airships that are less and|clam before. Bobbie!” snapped Mist! eagerly, “Walt tl T get the axe.” [Doth Tural war lords aside and prom- street wear, while the light tints Biel oth" bare shertoemines ake. SocdLIe a ea peobent less likely to come back? original?” vou ty to D8! “At the firat sound of tho crashing} !#ed further largess If a lasting peace | Toeiied Tir Cie eae dot (likely say: “AN, but that is my busi. prices oe 7 P ‘Now, let's be pleasant! said| axe on the stout timbers of the epite- | Were concluded. and salt'and Depper aieth proae ain . _— Spooner. “Speaking of the bee, he ts| fence the relatives next door sallied| This secret and most effective} gun metal vamps, and in the taps It’s a heartless fact that even if the milk wagon drivers’ {Usually one of @ tribe, He has many} out, Mrs, Jarr had paid @ placativ: {diplomacy had ite effect. Uncle) there are brown tops with tan Rus- 5 _ ; , , ; etrike becomes general a lot of people in this town will turn we BUL Saly one Ilttle buazer," Bobble} Vislt with the children and came out|Henry and Cousin George shook | sian calf vamps. The black and white | F acts Not W orth Knowing over and sleep the sounder. with the relatives on that side, While{nands, and thelr wives kissed each) OMtinues to be popula® and is shown | Primm. Nou cant aa snthion wh Men eds ene ee res ae had! opadivea. the|twasn the Gupens Toes auct hale By Arthur Baer t nJ 4; o) y C rhe. s F J rr wal out to th * “4 \* g Letters From the Peo p le thet boy. Wes ances An Ee village ateeet Sp the Eroat yard gate Ing of the five-dollar bill to} Louls, and it ts a matter of individual | Cavsright, 1916, by The Pres Publishing Co, (The New York Eves . 100 Per Ceat. We the Laitor of The Evening World: If I buy an article for 50 cents and sell it for $1, what per cent. is bron? A STEADY READER. New York, London, Parts, To the Editor of The Bveaing World ‘What are the three largest cities in the world? FD comes in I shall tell bim of the insult she offered me.” “Here he comes now!" said Bobbio, “Less see bow well you do tt. The boss entered smiling. “Hello, folks: be sald. “Is everything all right?" and reunion.” and entered the next yard, “I got Uncle Henry to chap it down,” Mr, Jarr explatned. | going to have a family reconciliation But he said no word “We are usin George, was not so enthusi- Jastic. Had she known ghat Uncle Henry had already received five dol- lars, It would Rave altogether spoiled Mrs. Jarr’s visit. Aslde from being taste which {t shall be. Many of the pew shoes show simu- lated tips. Perforations are seen on the new face shoes, and all high grade shoes have the invisible eyelets. The smart shoes bave the side-button gaiter tops in cloth, glased kid or A LTHOUGH the Eskimo name for cating soup is di Biberian word it sounds the same in either language rent from the A new collar dutton is Duilt om the same principle as @ tandem regarding the price of peace, the five Dicycle and can be worn by two clients at the sume timc dollars he had paid Uncle Henry to demolish the spite-fence. “It's time the old scoundrel chopped down that eye-sore,” said Cousin George, the head of the other belli; erent household. “I was going to sue him and make him take it down; that's why he's doing it.” ow, do be nice, Cousin George.” “If Uncle Henry to make up, don't you be r To te Editor of The Evening World Far be It from me to question the e@uthenticity of any of your answers, ur pumbers bet you are badly of yo twenty-one years enlists in the Unit. fm the above statement, ed States navy or army can his par- Profit, my dear sir, is the difference ents, who are citizens of a foreign ween the cost and the selling prive country, secure the release of their may oriole a this Swe | | son? T. w. the selling price, $1, represente: per cent. of the transaction and the| 47 Library; w by James price represented 50 per cent. Whitcomb Riley. The profit must be the difference be-| 1. the Editor of The Ereuine Wort |b the 50 per cent. cost and the t be . coat, celling prices or 80 bet | About six weeks ago you printed a t. a bad example to the Jarr children,| buckshin. Uppers matching the cos: Mrs. Jarr had viewed the quarrel iene are ie ae French ladles of with some interest. She had hoped ion a wi q That the auarvling raauivos might] oBPS5 (seta toe and Guttoned at vie with each other in: seeing who| the aide with white buttons. | could present her with the most gifts} In stockings the shoes are matched in the way of ham, bacon, preserves fe general wear, For dressy occa- individyal taste may decid and other home-made country prod-| whether the gown ‘or whoes. shall be ucts upon her departure, matched. There is a strong trend to- | Peace now seeming assured, Uncle ward stripes Polpncg nd pany ° pretty effects clally in Henry again tackled the fence. He) hack and white combinations. Clocked struck one of the boards a mighty|cmfcts are in great demand. White blow, and it few loose, hitting] silk stockings show clocks tn dainty “Ahem!” came from Miss Primm. “Not exactly! I want to tell you some- things, Mr. Snooks. A mi t ago Bobbie and Miss Till! marks and I said it s two idiote in this office, Then Miss dacity to ask: "You To the Editor of The Eveing World If a young man under the The Wurkuz Spoolba tribe of Indiana are adsolutely uncivilized, and have neither walls, floors nor ceilings in their houses. of The ordinary telephone conversation is about four feet, eleven inches and a fraction in length. T have an idea," aaid the) A fooder is a fish that runs in the woter, The bow and the stern of a yncht should always by on different enda hat she meant the other one} advised Mrs. Jarr. wants 1088, aa Bobbie.” Here the boss smiled ‘ou're & wild one, you know, kid,” said to the be poem entitled “An Old Sweetheart of Mince” in the magazine section of The bared ta hia priv: to apol aie Cousin George fair on the head and| blues and pinks. Insets are seen in of the doat, If the dow and stern are on the sume end of v craft some: might say, in passing, that it 's' Sunday World, Where can I obtain bone arene mn pe pevee ot So Opologiaa end yay me} Sena many of the new stockings. An at- ‘ ph rvs © mathematically impossible proposi- | 4 copy of it? M. O. K. oeiop ne eo roe turned very| for the hog he scalded vied | felling im, Cousin George aroge| many of ths Tem Skies kc vor, thing is radicully wrong with the architecture, fdon to make 100 per cent. profit inl ea a p. was Courin George. {with a yell and flew into Uncle) white silk stocking with an inset over " Rtanenetlon where gecde of an. (“rm very much embarrassed,” she | COUP! coranerlé jes aie . t over | Bas Vouent and sold, aa the cost Me tecrey gtaun malt [Uncle Henry, pausing in the doc) HeRy cutie and the enile| Tims tiie ae atacite sea cnstk | __ 7 it were wot for the pipes steam would Rave a diptoult tre in Ange he deducted from the 100 per To the tir o Tue Evening Worst i pobbie, with 4 twinkle in bia eye ores is * | veut” cried Mra. Jar, "L want to/ effects in Insets, A smart atocking in ing its way around an apartment Rouse. 4 janitor is supposed to Agua i pr) an at means! W " « Inites at a d Are. . tre ae : 4 Bt. te not thgre. * ainiee? Who ip wecrotary ap ear, CORE Mind WHat Le wai ot the| “E won't pay for nothin’: he{uge back to the puice und quiet of tan hes a semi-transparent insoh of enough influence with steam to compet it 9 tour around Me edifow: bat H.R. D. and Secretary of War? READER. youn snarled Little tn @ great city)” | effects, very few janitors seem to speak the steam's language. Weeietl ‘ : .