The evening world. Newspaper, August 10, 1916, Page 14

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WHY DAWCONIT ‘You D NEVER "THINK ad " . : Wun _ A@oUT TH’ . ie ; 4 pace! ihe | ° : & he ji etree 3 : soe : .. ‘ FLOOEY AND AXEL By Vic staf feminine role. the Blackstone, Chicago, ‘ read It to the two etare, director, Bete: TO STAGE “NEVER AGAIN.” Arthur Aylesworth, now appearing 2 “Very Good Eddie,” has written a entitled “Never Again,” | produced by a Broad- ‘way manager in a few weeks, ANN IN ANOTHER FILM. whee * of the “Follies,” ted and robbed of the lacteal fuild. Neem WHEN YOU WERE A BOY HOW " MAKE A HIT everybody knows the cows are. Ann Pen MINUTE MOVIES te to act in another motion picture |, Forrest Robinson has been engaged a By Al Woodw “maybe more than one, Ske wit |>Y J. Fred Zimmerman for a leading By James C. Young. y Alma oodward > Mar te the Facies Pleven |Fole in "Pais First.” » [BEING IN STRONG Tisyrant 01 Prose Puvuming Go (NY Evening Werle) nea of Bod Ratnbow Prin- Pe ead Sepia are onainee last | Conrright, 1916, py Ths Pree ubtighing Co, Copyright, 1016, by The Preas Publishing Co, (The New York Eveutng World.) eontinue in the/f ays . ee aoe ieee “| ( ing WITH THE coP In the Dog Days. do you know any drink that's cooling show, (6 a NB of the best accomplishments ne log Vays. ‘ aun — ton. It broke the house record. of Tillie was to cry well. Emo- |\WAS THE RIGHT SCENP—The office af Bias & Oo, | —ANY new one, 1 mean. OWN POPULAR 8ONGQGS. Fred M. McCloy, manager of the | tallers, Mr. S, (with a flourish)—Well, there a Y et dx one day Columbia, took is fret vacation In|, | sae with ee ae | “(Mte: Brown member of the firm, 18 the Florida spectal. ao recently, He spent thir- Which laced, at that, le seated ot bie dete} air B. (throw! r ty. at Far Rockaway. Film Company's director an idea, He fied into tis saturated | Air. B. owing up bis hands).— Loulse Mink has been engaged by|was a man who believed in contrasis, OH, HAROLD! H way yest bis dimpled | Florida special? Why the very the Messrs. Shubert for one of thelang the climax for the first reel of we (a T 4 sbowe: over his bead whirls clling fan: om bis {name's hot, Who wants to think of ane PHOROT: SER RAR ae the “Perils of Iphegenta” was staged LY) 7) WAN’ : ? Ges 0 cistomn-inch besser poset fgg Picrige(6 August? have been engaged for the new Cen. |2 aM interior garden where strange A LOAN OF rate dn a _ontnuslastionliy) Bub the ‘ . | that bathe ‘ © very nectar of the Nor te Say ghee, Toe alle ees Aras | peuemial: Rowers eae Lich ing Hel MY KITE ? of bumidity.) Pte! \ . take a long glass—the long. ” Campbell Casad, having stored his(sentry, @ fountain eent purling YOU KIN HAVE OY (approaching timldiy) ass est glass there is-and you fll tt with { crop in the corn crib, has left| streams into the air, IT IF You Brown, there's a Mr, Bamrmls| shaved ice, Then you nour in @ halt farm lot * ‘4 Ure about the country on? °F Pleas-| “iphogenia, daughter of the great Es! Newton has been assigned|banker and otherwise Tillie of the Irene Castle part in “Watch | tears, entered. She ran gayly amid the outeide'd like to see you. He] giasx of orange juice, fill up with gin saye it's important, ger ale and, to add bouquet, a lique ir Mr, B, (biting oft the worde—#am: glass of apricot brandy—fnish off mis? Don't know him, Never heard| with a sprig of mint and yo Hae Picks says abe is|fowers. To-night was the night that of him, Won't eee him, What's bis/@ drink that Venus might ie 2 ochaties %,, Who was in “The|her mysterious lover was to keep q oe - business? as @ love potiomt rt role AR.” mu a bought a, large| tryst wae et e. bd bay pelea y 4 VE Boy (gasping)—He says he's got a) Mr. B. (mopping bis forehead)—It build @ summer camp. will) The peacors or and came fore pippin of an idea—som: sing new.! sounds great. Where do you got ‘em? = @alick looking guy, Mr. Brown.| sir, g, (calmly) !1 you do ts aak got @ diamond scarfpin, the bartender to make it—only make Mr. B. (grudgingly)—Aw, show hia! your directions explicit. Then, too, to—I'l get rid of bim quick, there's an art in frappeing it. U tell Mr, 8, (one-stepplng 10)—Ab, Bo! | yoy what, I know where they grow | morning, You made the erack judg-| juiciest. After { show you my line, ‘went of your life when you decided| what do you say to putting on your . % | Leghorn and trotung over with in to see me, Mr. Brown, Any one can) Leghor’ WANT IT. Gossip, Peg Smith of the Winter Garden ‘wears half-hose on the street and is ward to be stroked by her eoft hands. FOOLISHM From flower to flower she wandered, BNT, breathing the odor of first one, then; another. And all the while she. laughed, tripping playfully about. ‘Ten c'clock struck, It was the hour FROM THE CHESTNUT of his coming. She peered from win- ie Reais uenite 1. Fra! “What's the difference rene | tow after window, went to the door production of “The Silent Witne | without money and a pillow?” by which he should enter, And still . proud of them. F. Ziegfeld jr. serves ice cream ti the “Follies” players between. the @cts. One plate each ts bis limit. A. H. Woods was seen carryin; @ yesterday, He had rendie wn and appeared tl] at ease, a ” or! her, say cone! ) " ive it ui do business in the crisy weat Mr (concilated)—That tan't a Frederic McKay says he do ‘one is hard up and the other soft Were wae nope jo ares beh Tins 1, dus & cakes © bummer to Gum 8) bed Dy the way, what ES pow see why people say cows give milk down, passed, Iphegenia grew sorrowful. \trick in hig beat, eb? line, Mr. Sammis? ‘ —| This was what the director had ‘* Mr. 8. (eagerly)~T've got the finest Ar, B. (eyeing him coldly—Say.| 11,6 oF chest protectors and woollen *{|counted upon, She did not merely FACTS NOT WORTH KNOWING _ j|woen, but sobved in « parox | young man, 1 get my laugh out of| jurfiers you ever laid eyes on! 1 By of | | the weather when J read the forecast | wouldn't dare say how many cases y Arthur Baer, longing as though her whole life were |\n the papers every morning—nv ama. | of double pneumonia they have ; pouring forth in a surge of tears, Be b (The Now York Evening World) Then her humor grew tragic. She Meee rays are not held responsible for the fact that circus| would die, But how? Hera was a Jewelry turns green in two days, romantio soul and no sordid death — would do, Pondering this, she re- Just as s00n as one roar is yone another | membered an East Indian tale. Yes, yes, surely that would succeed—and - it was @ pleasant way to die, An electrically operated machine has been invented for bala Closing all of the windows Iphege- 4 ncing qui- 7 ine pills on top of cach other. It de thought that this sccm pantie gon. 8 meebe Fae founien'® i an trivance will solve the e pill a spray an ned ‘self to death, : Gag Guinine pill balancing problem, Slowly, slowly the perfume from so — any flowers, confined within such a AU the energy needed to operate a new automatic thimble peoantiy an ¥ Hriad A small space, began to intoxicate her Placed on the market is one thumd power Head dropped, she surrendered to slumber. Enter the lover, Windows | Through some lamentable oversight the Smithsonian Institution has no| locked, door closed, he sees the over- @empies of wild gasoline among its curios, powered Ipbegenia and calls to her | ee gently, then louder, at last in frantic | The problem of heating open cars in summer has been successfully | tone®: Next @ crash of glass and he | Ceped with in Flatbush, where they save a lot of coal by letting the aun do|*Btold# her to bis heart in tle to the work, ic fine," exclaimed the areal WHAT JAKE SAW IN HIS SWEETHEARTS averted and— * teur can make me aria, What's! “yr 3. (loudly)—Boy! Boy! Conpright, 1910. by The Pres Publishing Co, | \ your business? Boy (appearing)—Yes, sir. ‘ |" Mr. 8, (eating bimaelf comfortably)| Mr. B (growiing)—Show this gen- \ |—Now you see you're prejudic — be- | Homan ove ae el ey, oles omart fore we start, You've got @ Missouri | = sivnt in your greoting. Why shouid | you take it out op me just because | \y mercury needs olling to Make it slip easy? J'm just os bot aa you Lions never run out of roars. oar takes its place, are, even though 1 don’t look I, 7) | charitable, | My, 4, (sharply)--This tan’t the kind of weuthor for charity, The only | place I feel charitable these days ls | f iu the bathtub—and it all wears of before 1 get my collar on, by the| way, bow can you wear @ skyscraper like that in this beat—and why does it etay starched? Mr. 8, (slyly)-—Ab, Mr. Brown, that's because I maintain an even Keel, In other wo: ls, I do not get bot under the collar. . ‘Ink cooling thous’ s. |} ‘THIN, LIGHT YET STARCHED AND \ L drink cooling .. 68, I—" SIGHTLY Ibe eacl Mr, B. (suddenly interested)—Say, That’ 001, cotton, silk, eatin and linen have been found very useful in the OF; SERBS 9 he teoa? saps ly | WINDOW MIGHT HAVE RESULTED IN ‘"" of clothes, , ‘and it aid. 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