The evening world. Newspaper, August 3, 1916, Page 16

eee ee . Sides at a ‘Home and Comte Page of THE EVENING WORLD, Thursdsy. August 3, 1916 S°MATTER, POP?T” Hm: We Guess We'll Let Pop Answer This Question! 2 re ana f Tumse Te (verlem You wAnT | | 7 Por de THwire v| 6 ta siitl ‘ ae ‘pha | COme teins THAT 16 } | oy soury PoP] “ I, . , re ie DO Some THe O48 j | t CAN P 4 Players ' > 61D8 Dow) Jury | Sva wer ty Mace bibe DED , % { Tum oo UP sie vows, \FoR me THAT a ~S -- ‘ ‘ way te wore cnw | howekt Theo wl be nue , ’ a a? . . ed trom her own valle or Theatre of Vetrogre | Varies Greed Opera Company - Pour bundred Mippodrome beliet girs M. Alesander Volinine will ———$——_ — = Principal male dancer, and the beliet oe , SUN PRPREREE wu wittes tocneme soe HENRY HASENPFEFFER Stefa Maskovietyka will be the mier classical dpnoer, and Mile. Mt la Kubn the first character 4) Another soloist will be Mile. Bute: & proteges and pupil of Vaviowa Charles Dillingham states that he wl ho stone the Paviowa bailet the dinary ever seen in Neo GRIFFITH AT THE LI According to an announc from the headquarters of Lb. W fith, the flim director and producer, The Question Is, Was It “Said” or “Dun"’? *@ LOAD ofr ty Wien “Ter MIND 4 Pp CP te ny AD) a te | nol@ue “Baebes? re ae By Bud Counihan $$$ --—— vor Ge GD? we) MIGHT AT LEAUT Wie Neorr t 5 4 Gu win oun Redeeyd Won] of Wea we Yee Cwe tre TS font! “Wet feeb Ais MEET UD A “THRO OUT” Hane) WHEN <T owe wee WuSmaAn AN’ Ove DOE” PALL r BUT PULTE WonDeR OF, irwe 4 MEANT ANYTHING “PERGoNAL Bet Now 7 T ees ——— vu! wer pip satiate “ted Mi. QUACK we toRe Wit Cornel Gamat einer Mune Gi ery urned to 6 Cyc gt “) regular theatrical attractions shown. It le wtated that Mr has arranged with Kiaw & I to take over the house Aug use it for bis films for th 1916-17 weapon, It was at this house! that the producer's big film tacle, “The Hirth of a Nation, it phenomenal run. ir. Griffith's first production at the Liberty, under the new arrangement, will be “Intolerance,” which he desig Dates as @un play of the ages”! He has been at work on thie # for more than five yoars, It t# an original idea conmiating of parallel | narratives coming down through four £00 8 ee re een o| FLOOEY AND AXEL Anything to Oblige a Reader, Even If It’s Making F. and A. Over Into HEROES! By Vie COPTAEN 116, Prem Prananing Co OH oe YUD 9 the pictures Mr. Griffith has pro- 4 . He hae used more people tn Mt than were ever before u'ilized tn one film, Home of the greatest char- acters in the world’s development are shown, The film carries an emo- tional measage which will be accom. panied by an elaborate orchestral score, especially composed for It. HE FIXED IT, ‘The wife of a well known Hroad- way pross agent was complaining the or evening because she had to wash the dinner dishes. “Woman always gets the worst of This housework 4 looks, I think the olf rhyme te right.” “What old rhyme?” asked her hus- and. “Tt goes like this: ‘Muabands and cooks! husbands and cooks! When a AT 'EM AXEL! SHOOTIN S TOO DOGONNED SLOW & i Banda and cooks! Husbands and cooks! When a girl marrica leaves off bor looks.’" BY WAY OF DIVERSION. | “1 love you, dear,” the maiden ald. And then she pu little head upon, his manly breast and sighed and left 8 streak gt powder, wide, A tallor to clean the coat, 'o tell the; Btn it got bie goat” A gosduaiznd cause she feared a strike would tie up | the car lines, bill he had to pay. He tells her now y +4 to keep away. “Oh, John, I have @ Witold Gordon baa designed some MI HOW TO MAKE JTE MOVIES By Jack Callahan. } A HI’ a) que scenery for the play, “Papa,” sift tor you,” sald Uncle Henry Pottl-| ty te protueal in Getoba” The , Frew. It proved to be a Lightning | cane gromuom in October, | He has | ¢ , By Alma Woodward Feigne.” Jonm thought the car was) rune! from Vana and intends to/ i wos of tohigenia” wore No WONDER } | BELIEVE MNEs) (Tic's AS CAREFUL simply Wet Row the boy i0| Arrangements are’ 'being made Rents bodin {T Took HIM BET Hi Fc Copyright, 1916, by The Prem Publishing Co, (The New York World.) deep in debt for tires and things ho's! whereby the members of the Lights sevtladl decane BRAIN HAS |_| OF HIS APPEARANCE : , ; > ‘ haa to He'd Tike to give that car | Chub a theatrical crags simht “Now, listen,” @ald— the SO LONG TO A MILLION AS A GOAT IS OF t (aryly)—People don't usually i away. Ho cusses it three times a day. cated at Freeport, will give Miracle Film Company’s director, PuT HIS SHOES Lut 4 1 ne Ss loud as that And caus soca: the thoughtless | performance for the Actors’ Fund,|“Iphigenta 1s supposed to be the = = ON IN THE KNOTS IN IT {| IT'S FOOD, AND Bead witee win ure). the atinilire ob to bring’ you for, ¥7, etzort bend probably ®, weeks from Bunday, at a|qaaughter of the world's greatest | |{(F YOU AREN'T THE THAT'LL NEVER|) THAT'S SAYIN‘ aa The Tarot ot “aternaigoal , » knows what you'd to break that ‘Attee four eats’ absence from the | banker, She falls in love with a mys-||\MOST UNTIDY BOY 1 KNOW! Alt. | Green from Siinowne sccompauiad bye Prkite ar—and then there won't Sxo- But nae your fudginent, folks, 1 staxe, ‘kd. I. Reynard, ventriloquiet, | terlous atranger, who 1» Reggle here. WHY ONT You Tew. ME hn T. \ ay, Met Ot weree: baw 088 Foot Gentes Ue: | Fou order, Sreaiam , about r} will return to the footlights next| He puts her into a taxicab and etarts WR SHOE STRING WAS BROKE! 7 way. es for care, do as you! Monds a ’ } AITER (gractously)—Monsieur Bison hed to write some sort of] starring Sen Sut mire, an tows Fitth Avenue, Just an they INSTEAD OF TYING ALL THESE desires a table for— called “Before the Court.” come to a funeral procession the car = Mr. G. (curtly)—Three, q ; e5auie. Arnold Daly, in addition to acting | skids, hits the hearse, the coffin falls Gd Waiter (avalon tt idensloce oii but he 5 in "Kisses" at the Palace twice Sat-|out and the corpse rolle into the dio (on the way out)—I Fred Fleck has returned from Lake! uniay, will speak a piece after eac! . jalt a little, 1am sure a table can be} that ain't recreation, Papa, I’ 3 Plactd, POrfOrMANCe Tt Will bon Tunes; |#tteet: Stranger ts knocked sense- procured. Lee anda naae cthlaeee “Katinia” to to reopen at the Lyric | Brooke's poem, “The Dead," UPErt! eys and in the excitement they put 5 i a othing ty (The Grows find chair outside the dooe. The Apa, what's a roof ume are rery nate, very uncomfortable a1 pot lmilt for holding @mal! boys) Mrs, G. (loud whisper)—Fredale, alt | the way home, can I. stop still. Mamma told you before Wé|junch room on the corner and get @ started that if she had to spoak to| fried egg sandwich, Papa? you, you'd go right home, no matter a A for? (Just as they get opposite the majestic major domo)—Sa’ him into {be coffin and he is buried Winthrop wit tour the A USEFUL 8TOMACH. alive, while the dead man ts carried Ctroutt in “The Netural| our fat friend, Henry Bowles, fell to @ hospital, That is episode num- returns to the on his stomach at Main and Baker| ber one, aud 1 want some speed. FY 5 Te and Warmer’ to-night. Be | Streets to-day but bounced up again| All went well until the auto col- 4 ve @ mew play in the fall. Dicely.—Leesville (Col.) Light, hhded with the funeral car, ‘Then an Holi f ry pte Old lady bystander discovered the eub- whether it’s in the middle of the meal Self-Evident. AT wis coee ot (nar FOOLISHMENT. stiution, She bad visions of body payee iD sau eat a leans enero om ttewday, Gon i Tre home, snatchers, of a millionaire being ab- | Freddie (hoarsely)—Why do wo| ° * rom Uncle Ris Son te ce te ‘Treasurer of | tm yo ducted, and called for aid in twenty aeemdie, Gieerely— Why, do. we Danforth to-day?” asked the Forty-Fitth Street Theatre now | ait tw . ) different keys, Ald came, the police Mrs, Ashley when her hus- ike Pak band had lighted his cigar and begun to read the latest news concerning the great conflict to wait, 1n course of construction, Loa "mleht be taken, Norma Grayson has returned from| FROM THE CHESTN California. While out West she went| “Mop, what's a TRAC UtANy eet. tables. Why can't we take one of those empty tables, Papa? Mrs. G. (hastening to explain)— sbody turned a fire alarm npaites responded, Riot od in a way the director ‘Thoso tables are taken and the peoe| SP! of into Mexico and looked around. ed hever expected, One of the gas com- gio haven't como yet. Seo those| «No; He Teplied. Irene Fenwick has an automobile—| A marriod man, usually, Willie.” pany's first ald crews arrived and | little holders in the centre with white! ger id you have lunch with Mr, Pade her first, ‘They nay she bought it bes! ‘Thanks. lon" ! T, |putmoion eerie oar eoahea ae | cards on them? ‘Those cards say “reserved.” And—— Mr, G. If I ha T could # eennennenennennennnnnnne NAO dozen blocks and A report spread that | (sourly)—Reserved nothing! FACTS NOT WORTH KNOWING. | d nm up @ church, | lipped that thug @ one-spot ¢ got one right off. That's whic h brqught more policemen, bile the old lad By Arthur Baer. nile the lady shrieked detalls, | “Did you get any word from Mr, all right for tho fellow who's enter- : any w the camere men fled, _Rogaie was | pb! buyers and has the firm foot. Banford about that St. Loula gon. \ ~ a dragged from the hei 0 a cell, | ing the bill, or for some poor boob Fa EE dorodlals by The H'rem Publishing Co. (The New York Brening World) . wiiero he contensed bie ideality. and from Kankakee, or— “Wea anything dene aheus Gale T a 4 Of @ barrel will be generally found on the inside, kewod, “Movie Cornae ilooke Fine IF YOU DON'T PAY ack anent PAP it eet ce ® branch oltice in Philadelphia — Avonue,” suid one. “Auto Hits Hearse, ‘hear you. And Freddie, don't bounce No. Up until 1642 there wasn't a single chauffeur pinched for speeding, | ctPs® to Hospital,” read a eecond YOUR DUES IN that tennis ball hera, ‘You shouldn't | ,,After Mrs. Ashley had gaseq foe re Artanis a aaa” aes laliaad, Tenan ai THIS CLUB ,OUT have brought it any way—it bulgos ere T'care aaytaing bia est,” a third proclaimed, cket. Y ly A drowning man rarely hollers for more water, each told in detail how ellmax fol. YOU GO, out yous pore Fe A A bos Po ep Lo buslpead you're very ‘much m en," —Judge, here, Freddie, is because the law says |you ‘can't go to the movies and wo want to give you somo recreation, (Phe head waiter beckons, ‘The Green family springs, to ite agarecate fect and advauces, They are led to & table.) Freddie (looking over the horizon) i ia | lowed climax when a little old lady + in a bonnet discovered Stamps can be made to stick very well by wearing them Inside the| . ora ead one, an | taking the place of a dead one, And leather band of your straw hat. every paper featured the Miracle Film Company and the “Perils of Iphi- penia.” In the majority of cases architects find the best results arc obtained by| "0 Away,” krunted the director Gesigning Lungalows with the foundations nea ; sleepily when his directre, —Gee, all you can see is roofs! Gosh, care FRREOWS % he foundations nearest the ground, \him that morning. “Sy Lord, ores | Ma, look at the red shirt hanging on : ~ \a dream!" e the line on one of the Ipots! A fire- A prominent inventor of Wurpaville ts work compound _ >. man must live there, Ma. folve the dust problem in ocean eee nh ASTetn URE hat ea A Chance to Cut Up Mie Petsak to von examerenen: ‘ ; ! i dle, if I speak to you again—remem- N old customer of a barber shop |ber! What are you going to have, There doesn't scem to be any immediate danger of Pittsburgh suffering | in Cincinnat! was astoniahed to AR ae pe from a smoke famine, find one morning that, instead you feel like eating dear, i of his usual barber, there had been Freddie (Aguring it es with dim- vr, a ba assigned to him a mere apprentice, Ity)—-Look, Ma! Roast beef $1. Tire trouble can be caslly avoided by trading your automobile for a|the eon of the proprietor, Pe rentee Goer ain't that cheap, Ma? You paid rowboat. “What!" exclaimed the old patron, $2.87 for ours Sunday, didn't you, Ma? ic “are you going to lot this boy shave Mrs, G. Aaurredly ‘That's for on» 2 ; - met . slice, dear, ollar @ slice—for one The tdes walt for no man, but the Department of Wetghte and Tides 1h, come” said the proprietor PROF, DEEPOODLE WAS SURE SOME HE HADN'T TRIED TO SUING | ernon. hasn't received any complaints avout tt fron eRe fountain © “Let the boy have his fun for f Freddie (aghast)—A dollar a slice! /pesergeam ny ee b the Rocky Mountain CH | ea iy buntiag bene Harper Man: | [CLUB SWINGER AND HE'D PROBABLY > THE WRONG CLUB Gee! they gotta nerve! Ain't they tons ation, lazing, HAVE BEEN THE CHAMP. - robbers, Papa?