The evening world. Newspaper, August 3, 1916, Page 14

eed . eer em Phe Bvening World Daily Magssine, Thue Ae ot 9, 191 oo ial | Sayings of Mrs. Solomon | Proms tty enw eae fe Mae Famenen Comin Nae 8 mmm 4 By Helen Rowland LLCO LOLOL DOL OOL LOOM anny the hoe Vere Remng Werks # bath onid in bie beart eee ered me the Perfent Women whom 1 eoaly Re eins 008 f oven (he IDEAL, whereafier | heave searched all the dope ot @® te (he Teterettocel “ pews Vem 6 i “Bend mee woman whose Kisses are teerier (hen wine ad WOE dot oot ES T me \o bine ber OO Teure@ag binned her oo Wednew rdeyt ant for 7 eho odey boos w bath seine y OOF Fr nS ‘imental hie why whall 1 be fair tome becouse tt ie fair today? { l’ 4 $ “Therefore, why ehall © men be hungry oF thirsty oF y { week because be wae b imental lest week? ; hog ae noeeres anew GE 19 6 sf ee THE EDITORIAL OF THE DAY. Fo he Béiior of The Evening Wort) 1 have bees © ralirosd anes for over (birty peers. 1 wee te 6 ririkhe mit op & doren years ago Revere! bun i @re4d men pelt their dues Wo the enlon ond thee to tribe Afier severe! days the men found (hey were giving w @004 jobs ond tried to get beck Meny of the younger © G14. Older mes were beyond the age limit Many of them died wisersbiy withow! @ roof ever thelr ber forth to @inner, ‘The Novary,” eelther “A Mattie 4 i “Be woman *ho dob no’ "WHY bast thow stayed away frow me? neither "WHEN ‘eset cy 6 6 woman whe doth not TALK when | he - beads, Many went into other jobs thal paid shout belf what pout when | em distrait nor p wheal unreasonable : ae the reilreed peid | “end me & woman Who doth not chatter to me of ‘other men’ Whe The union leaders wen! into business while the poor duped jedore her nor reproach me for admiring other women. « Mee were left on the streste Men of the reliways of New York, ts ( worth it You Bave jobs. Mold om to them. You are on the ragged edge of nowhere Do not let these talkers talk you out of & job thet bas been father and mo’ “Bend me eo woman who doth not plunge ta front of taxicabs sor get off @ street car backward nor make carry eo umbrella nor urge me te wear rubbers nor immerse horee!f in New Mown Hay Vera Violette am@ Mary Garden perfume. . ‘Bei @ Woman who is always ‘there’ when I desire her company when I do NOT woman who putteth no strings on me, maketh me @@ ‘omines.’ doth not say ‘How perfectly iy!’ doth not call me upon the telephone and doth nol expect me te ' and never ‘ther work. The public bes faith in you: The re!) ] foad bas faith in you If you have « job in prospect that giv go take it. If not, get back on your ju you more money, 4 advise your brothers to do |i ine. write long letters, but is satisfied with telegrams and post cards and e+ | ‘The public is not with you tn this a ‘absent treatment.’ Go beck while the job ie atill open to you To not be led | We “Send me a woman who doth not try ‘stunts’ upon me; who doth set astray by fal feet @ perpetual pose; who doth not overwork her eyes and who doth You won't be or that register, and you know it. with you. Listen to a railroad man of over (right In this town) THIRTY YEARS’ RAILROAD EXPERIENCE, + A FREE BEACH AT CONEY ISLAND. T': EVENING WORLD'S long fight to get back the beach vk at that controller lord bot seek to entangle me in matrimony against my will. , and the Lord be tly, verily, send me BUCH an one! ‘ “And I will follow after her all the days of my life—at intervals, “Love her devotedly--now and then. | “And think tenderly of her always ever, when T am kissing another f woman!” il Selah. | ee pe = | A miser grows rich by seeming poor; an extravagant man grows poor by seeming rich —SHENSTONE. at Coney Island for the free use of the people is near its final victory, The Court of Appeals hes decided that the land between high water and low water mark along the Coney Island shore belongs to the, = { State and that the public has a right to enjoy it without charge. | Attorney General Woodbury and Corporation Counsel Hardy, in| 5 behalf of State and city, ate ready to begin next week to reclaim the} 5) beach and clear away obstructions—“with axes if necessary.” | a Thus the end is in sight of that pay-as-you-enter Coney with its fenced-off sands, barricaded with bars, wickets and “ten cents admis-; sion” signs, against which this newspaper has vigorously fought for —— | The Jarr Family | By Roy L. McCardell . Copyright, 1916, ty The Press Publishing Co, (The New York Evening World.) “ O you remember these nice = “I'm going to call on the De Lanneys. D people, the De Lanneys, We|to hear more about the place Mra, De mot last winter at Mra. Stry-| Lanney was telling me of, I want you vers?” asked Mrs. Jars, “You re-|to come along. member the very handsomely gowned | “Who, me? ked Mr. Jarre, “Why woman, the one who had the large; am | pulled into this fight?” years. diamonds, and the beautiful algrette| “That's right! Put everything and the large rhinestones on her allp-}my shoulders!” cried = Mra sags to own the ocean, and the beach is to be free for the pera? She talked with me for such| “You sce that I am positively s "y, public to walk on, a long time. You know the one with/| from the heat. You know en |the fine figure, although inclined to|of the children we must go to bonpoint? She had her two daugh-|quiet summer pjace. And yet ters with her; they only conversed to give me one bit of assiste Now let’s have plans for a boardwalk running parallel with Surf Avenue—not to obstruct the beach but to make it easier for the crowds to distribute themselves up and down the sands. “ | Sak" aa feaeapsa a= asaaiaeee teaaee = cose eeoaeeae PROPER DRET SOT URI INT Tz | with each otfer in French?” A i i for C Island. 1 inau- “1 don't get you,” said Mr. Jarr| “I'll raise the mone 4 pack the sale se ont opening up for Coney Islan t canaot be inau: 1 uci le t h e F ables of Everyday Folks How Weapons | with @ pusgied air, “unless you mean paianey carry the banal and get that fat old dame trimmed up like 4/ the tickets and attend to the children gan ‘Christmas tree that kept Tapping &/ and shire the taxis and take the blame skinny, stoop-shouldered girl, who! But why do I have to mingle with the — 2} Waitress ‘By Sophie Irene Loeb. MORE DEADLY THAN EVER. | ‘ rabliah! ; . rere By Bide Dudley Coprright, 1916, “wan are shing Co, (The New York Evening World.) Cues, 1058 i piecing |looked ready to jump of of @ low-|opulent and obese just to get an ad- HE deadly work of the automobile in the ot a 1 2818, by The Pras Publehing Oo, tre Tapping on Hearts, Me A Peek a tame waulumtias © | necked gown, over the knuckles be-| dress?” asked Mr. Jarr. h ly worl automobile in the o reets of New York Cae Wiha ict mene Wee i NCE upon a@ time there was a|thers, in truth she loved the wi No. 12—CANNON,. (Part II.) | cause she was biting ber nails. I) But there was no escape; he had te City is breaking all records this summer. T ohie you Crt idk Rane woman named Beatrice, When|'*PPing game more than anything 4 don't blame her for biting her nails,| go, Never let a man have his way in HP aRe same ha E APOLEON orlginated the ar- ‘ F ; he was a child she was much muse herself a3 much " t's about all one gets to i Thirty-six persons were killed by motor vehicles in the the waitress, to the newspaper gpoited, Sho was very pretty and | mene Pleased and then cut off with: | £ eat thoe Ia set function a8 tgs one ‘The Tarn are at he - a on ~ pee nega “ Pf ch ge cep etd OMe Bye yy 4 5 y pi out anybody knowing it, “When once the melee has | °at at those a large one. The Jarrs arrived at the 4 . x \ the Idol 6f her parents, There was} Now it came to pass that this young| begun,” he said, “the Mrs, Stryver's.”” ri wr 7 e le man who Is rs, Stryvers. handsome Riverside Drive mani ia 60 per cent. More than half the victims this season have been |"? Pot 8% 4 victim. You know—| hardly anything she wanted, and| "oman went to visit @ school chum an elen itt lever enough to bring up an unex-| “I wish you wouldn't talk that way,” | the De Lanneys in good time. 006 of thdse dreamy kind, who think that had been newly married. he ie 6 UD " children under cixteen, harbor ebope are merely henaion cut] Wee’ jhe, anaes Sue Wanted were yaualy she bad her wires frranged and | Pected force of artillery without the! sald Mere are pe HY aen'e intl | greece ts Lancey Wes somowthas y, 7 . 2 ‘kan tapping at the heart of the|@memy knowing it is sure to carry|dren hear you, an joesn't incul-|fiustered at the butler bringing the: ‘Already the auto death toll in New York has climbed above an winen fer guitar and mandoleen| when @ box of candy came she Been very fooa after her arriva’ cate @ proper respect for the refining|in the drawing room, for pps pe) average of one for every twenty-four hours. It is atill rising at an)”, reguiar poet, eh?” aiways insisted on the particular! , 010% bf, levea nia with wheante quite clever enough to al-| influences in life, Mrs. Stryver serves| pipe smoke was in the alr, “I'm appalling rate, Neither laws nor the vigilance of the police have so} “Sure! He takes @ seat on a stool aoe at re re teeters {woman of strength. Belleving fully | W2Y8 40 this thing, and y Aan Fe iittia/or as. angeal tor her, ence |G taeRiRbA ‘ r after| delightful watercress wafer bea coming tn jist as | am,” a mellow er husband, che #aw the situation| Year he smashed opposing armies by | wiches, and there would be plenty If! voice was heard to protes' if i ing back ir, xa r 1 é ~ z far checked it. } : and, after tossing back his hair ara 6 made up her pind, enn soe cetarmined to lot It go at full] massing his guns on them, One hun-|a lot of poets and painters she in-|1 don’t know them [ know him!" }.* One cause of the continued increase in automobile killings remains sat okt She also coven ee es : it Beatrice used to make suggestions dred cannon pounded the centre at} vites, so the affair shall have an “Don't mind pawpaw," exclaimeg & wnremedied. Thore is still no law in New York City or State com: i Ter bat raver ay Pe (tiehiy poate iret Piet gia Re Babine, since the hori Getore the Gaal charge was) ethical and artistic tone, dida't get) the thinnest Miss De Lanney, Aim : ° om ol a Oo ie dislike ishing, Or to go out in " 4 i. And centric, tiqui . i polling owners as well as professional drivers to prove themselves com- Ot teed |dreas was not like Dorothy Dimple's,| the garden while household mattera| , Be fighting at Waterloo started at | *t them Art and ous thou Mi Al) at el enlt bee es ee t hand! | deve that's the case, and generally such a dress was forth-| “ere being straightened out. 1,200 yards und not much damage| ¥ou Will admit there's always plenty | a his days has made a recluse of petent to le « motor car, ett. tee On one of these twilight occasions. | W## done until the armies closed to| of tea him, coming, Just ag Beatrice was wirectapping fay | 98 than a quarter of this distance. K1d, taking it all 1u.| go {¢ was about that in alt in-/all sho was worth at the heart of this | Nel#on sailed his ships wlongside the anti any,” I'm sore, My 08@| stances she proferred the thing that|™n, the wires got crossed and she | femny and fought his battles within @ ‘As Secretary Cornell of the National Highways Protective So-| “There I stand, admit it, I don’t lessen the} The recluse appeared at this in- clety says: When he finish replied Mr. Jarr. stant, a jolly, red faced, red haired ~ 9 ON, . * id fellow in bis shirt sleeves and r . i received a shock—the wife appeared | Hailing distance, A thousand yards,| ‘Not you!" sald Mrs. Jarr, “You'd! 0 a bi ” rew up she nol | She sj in a perfectly o: ¥ = a “ , spor shouted, “1 th § any kind of an auto, new or old, drive it out of the place and any difference in’ the price of bean| tor thin propensity, In fact it grew|clous volce, saying, “Now, Reatrice,| Case shot, an tron cylinder or bag| “Sure!” replied Mr, Jarr, with that A eas paneer ihe Wilts Serie 0 Gway with the machine, no matter how little he knows up. Bo L give him one look and} with her if you really want Charlie I will make| Qf bullets, ‘was the big reliance in| ready confession that lightens offense. Y become enamored of a youth and his "I have just received this letter from Maine, Mind you, t “No number of rules or police can prevent an inexpe- a of cannon balls fastened together with| “Their names are De Lanney and 7) 2 attractions became enhanced in Bea. | telling about your former wire. r where you couldn't get thing te acchain, They wairled around In the ‘ e ., rienced or incompetent owner of @ private automobile from , M ue bntine wiattaine dene, on air and were excellent for tearing to | ‘ey are Very rich; the elder Mr. De|drink except patent medicine and running down somebody.” Leip trice's eyes, Secretly she would cast q you your grub,” coquettish glances at him and soon pibg on the heariel ot tobe, WeUls pieces iho rigging of a ship, Red hot] Lanney was @ noted dealer In @n-|wood alcohol, They mako the wood The Evening World has repeatedly pointed out: ‘The only effec-| “Say, kid, you should a’seen bim,| bad him won away from her friend, “ hot and shells filled with melted iron | tlquities right here in New York for | giconol at the lumb A nd the wives bave all formed | * umber mills SSamaiaae were also much thought of. years, and they are very exclusive. /shavings, But only J OF 5 5 only a native can drink way to put a stop to reckl@ss motoring is to make it possible for] Fit he looks scared and then be! She did not keep him long because] | You are not to ve recelved, ao you wan Ward fo get the fuven lighted at|E met Mra, De Lanney shopping; she |\:, Where's my pipe?” ‘ ‘ ‘s . 5 she om |W! rtainly ne protector % charge accounts everywhere, She| Mrs, De Lanney produced i and the State to say that if the . No you're a bard yourseif,| she only saw charm in bim whom ‘Pe 4 first, #o the gunner had the pleasant] has charg e ey pl e ry “igh ned si he ow ai of an automobile is unfit to drive it ya, nih ona Ealak? Gantan When Gia Phere cas only be Gne. private mire 16 tale of reaching owe the muzzle | wag telling me about a quiet, nice place | cigar was proffered to Mr, Jarr, properly he shan’t drive it at all, about that time Liakie, the| made her debut into society it was] the end of that one and Quit Wire |Ghurge wag, fred Lieut feng | out in the country where they used to] As they came away Mrs, Jarr waiés So far no uniform license law for motorists has got as far ag|(@¥-bead at the pio counter, chirps: | the same thing. Yet she was so sly tapping.” Shrapnel of the British ,army in-| summer because Mr, De Lanney has}"! think Mr, De Lanney is a deag ol t . « ‘ 5 1 er metho at hel The young woman saw the whole | ve: 7 xf ‘ 7 var |80ul. So eccentric, 1 suppose it's the statute books in the State of New York because up-State le 1 think the two of youse ought to] and skillful in her methods that her vented, nearly @ hundred years ago, such simple tastes that he cannot bear | visit slub against you, dealing in antiques?” Feutaeste sae: Un alld fk vp [Lat-de-dah people, "ll hav: \ about driving. He is free to roam the city at will, These anawer like th | At high school in the very early |!t very easy for you. I shall Ko away seus in ii ops tas venuit wha| aes Whee get those) Del HOGG ce Te cer brought ie, We've fast boa people are a constant and growing menace. | 4 hat dal, 10. be nian, “beau” stages, let her best girl chum | divorce and he can marry you, deadly. Chain shot was a couple} Whatever thelr names abet wisla-| be barred.’ Pega dia’ ab Anan van Cae, thing with startling realization, and|the shell that bears his name, Mod- | ay whirl of fashionable resorts, |" Aline y : : A Saba ye also What It meant to her future, |ern shrapnel holds 250 bullets or more} ‘® Bay Wh It is dealing in junk, ‘That'e ol * . tors, while willing to apply it to this city, have refused to place them-| “I'm at ber in a minute, like an] Thin went along for some years {She was to bo ostracized. She who | and these aprend out cone shaped for| He detests the nouveau riche.” Delanney, the scraptron ‘Mow? . selves or their families under its provisions, Infrustrated tigress, ‘Listen, you off and her propensity assumed other| Valued her reputation so highly—who| 300 yards from the bursting point.| “But what have 1 got to do with ed Mr, Ja Mi 'y . on af . loved the soci me to be disgraced | They and the H, B, (high explosive) y every evening. Faays, ‘You ain't} proportions, ‘Thus it made no differ |))/"the cold shoulder of her former|are the shells of the present war, The late Legislature bungled a motorists’ license bill which, if pan nepelae Balt this bunch of the nobility and gentry so much of an Bilis Wheeler Wilson] ence whether her girl friends were | over to Gus's 4 n We go to no resort he recome / ae , i i friends. The breechloading idea isn’t new, | You're talking about’ i" was the verdict of Mra, Jeary. § / it had not been rendered hopelessly discriminatory and unsound before yourae Me, 3 ain't forgot the poem You) married or not, should their husbands | Of course, there was no such idea| At the very beginnl nnon were ee f it went to the Governor, might have become law and done much to} Back to ine pastry pace ‘tor yout" prove -partlouiariy | eileaellye ane JA He BMnOAAS HUAt A010 Wie WOOL | Sea Int mera eu stn rentad ist can| gemma es teen Ff Beatrice took many sad reflections on| could make a breech block that {Origin ot Gas Jets}! Snails as Cleaners ry . ‘ : main line of his jou ry 7 check automobile slaughter, “Well, sir, it closed her face beamed on them and made life miser- | of the o # journey. So} stronger powder was invented no ot clamped it the poet » able for the wife, her homeward journey, Moral: wouldn't blow out, so the muzzle-loader | in Miss,’ he says} ‘pus for a long time she went wire-| people who wire-tap on hearts usu-|camp into fashio! you should write poetry for ? 5 | A WOMAN'S thimble is sald t> VERY one who keeps an aquars Will the next Legislature make an honest effort to lesson this Likewise riflini needless sacrifice of life in city and State? | app! on hearts that belonged to: ally get short circuited Thode old gunmak' used their h Lene UE: Se = z - oe : all right, but simply hadn't tools good | enough to do the rifling accurately, so have been the means of sug- jum knows that it ts advisable “Yeu! L says, ‘that would be fine —-r-—__— 1 can just onto you, You wrlte the poetry , signboard, such as ts used for road- | The Confederates had 187 guns at, of &as, however, and the experimentor | if they are numerous enough, can thes —If your father became a nate | Uli aboot the biscuits, Parley vood MILDRED J. STEPHENS—Apply) D. A Gettysburg, the Germans 600 a¢Bedan, | applied @ light to the thimble, dis-| control the growth. , ra BB95 rid dyertising, a map haa been; United States Civil Service Mureau, Pronshayt Now, MAb de you| Ae AAYatt alam 8 GAD as heen | covering that it was full of holes, lhe ; pletu ¥ tn the GR PER ERT eu nee A ESTO: thie (dea also bad to be laid aside. But qvsting: the Sree mas Buta ne Bike » fey phe in bd ; : spers with s¥-mark show a) . ‘i . y } when It was taken up in earnest, about| says the Pop! Sclenee Mo! .| tank ° ause snails are ine é The te: + most comprehensive summary we have see « where the , ancipated, fam { Roadside Map Shows Best A fotor Route S. 2 | the time of our Civil War, fighting in} winliam Murdock, the inventor, first] teresting in themsely but because . shed bod s foun aA AAAAAAAAAARAAAAAAAM 8) 4 pps ‘ of the course of the great conflict to date is Gen, Joffre WING U Ne tay RRA IL: Dhevaal® has Ma SOEs ne used up| DUFRed the gay simply as a flame] they are good cleaners, says the Pope - order published in the official journal of the Army of Franc: ke cont ne conducted by the N example of an unusually effec- to 1859 when they ‘slowly began 44 from the end of a pipe, One day in} ular Science Monthly for August. It ©n the second anniversary of the outbreak of the war. Look Hoola for the best poem on tive method of marking high- give place to the modern style, Won-| 4% emergency be wisned to Hop the the keeper of the aquarium knows * ; ri oo love, Why not try for the priae? ways t# found in the align derful Improvements have been made | HURNRATON, | osting, Murdock molzed | (lat sooo et AUaKae Will produce BA i wenty-five dollars’ erected by the Automobile Club of in the past thirty years and there has | “T° ) . o@ mucl growth, and has . — face ‘Listen, Mister!’ L sa “Wt you y his wife's thimble and thrust it over| placed the vessel 1: ° don't, be more haf and. sanitary | Southern California near Roscoe, Cal., peer Alp and roy race Fr ote the light, which was immediately ex-| place where the proportion of feet Questions and Answers. Around here Lil sie @ flock of barbers | says Popular Mechanics, On a large ee tinguimhed. ‘There was a strong odor |and shade is about right, the ena vit ' Nature has prov ition iene Tore urafized citizen of the United States| think of that guy, ki painted outlining the good roads to ee eee ett tet In Burope during | through which jiny Jets of flame ap- | pecutiar shatomin eee with a om Hou: w York, before you were twenty-one, you are| “He was a drear wasn't het [various points within a radius of the’ past. year. Modern artillery is| peared. ‘The importance of the re-|bline a narrow ribbon, which ign L, A, 8.—Inquire any city free bath {a citizen, Otherwise you must take}. “A dreamer? Say, that man was] seventeen miles from Roscoe, The cruelly destructive, from. the little, sult Was tnat the illumination from| tail is like the band of teeth. \ ef Borough President's office. out citizenship papers. & nishi marer, Lo me a favor, will {location of all the towns is shown mountain gun loaded on mule back to| those two or three tiny Jeta was much |carpenter's rasp. Under the oe ou, \d eo routes and mh Addl x "42," . 1 A. L, W.—200 per cent. A. T.—United States large copper » “Sure! What {9 it?” these rout ind in addiion the on the map, indicating that that is|to great Krupp "42," with its tre-| brighter than had been given by the cope th t " great flare from the end of the pipe. |hons? ‘or tonguce ety HReUaL rib. Acting on the principle which this| thickly set with rows er a « 7 princtpal neigboring communities are! the village near which the sign mendous range and pulverizing effo. ETHEL BROWN—Either form may | cents 1797 sell for from 15 cents to 75] “Next time you come tn bring me in named in two columns, beside | located, i, smaller sup, fomenle 'y | but in spite of everything that scie be used, but courtesy usually requires |cents each, Otuer coins mentioned | ®.CobY of the Moola Magazine, Twant |e Ir n to he h of which is an arrow, showing | board, attached to the larger one,| has done it is still the men with|chance discovery revealed, he con-| teeth which Scand ladies tirst, bave no excess value, to get the address of the poetry con-|the direction in which the towns le, |chows the direction and distance to | bi on the ends of their rifles|atructed what was known as tho|and which rasp off micnseey toothea | teat editorial,’ [A red disc marka the name Hoaove | the Lincoln Highway, that decide the issues of battles Cockspur burner, and carry them into the pati ‘ ' 4 4