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So LEE TCE IEG: al ate ~* ee ene ee ; a Tee —— 4 ABOU r > | Plays and Home and Comic Page of THE EVENING WORED, Ssturdsy. “'S'MATTER, POP?” There's a Deep Lesson in This for Grown Ups! — fwdars vie 1 word Jura) foo Ya veaw ] 4 Funny PoP! Dshove ; . “ iQ (Td TRY TO Way ' Players > AST | Conmactow \ +a aon a] rie + Br BIDE DUDLEY 7 4 {_-— IE aenus! evling ant eambane of (he Hot br Cluh on organ! Seton of teetrica! men ond Other weter wrnten wh lake pnee OF Foreu reek, Lone trench, feet Petertes «The etientance the year OW eedouriediy be large when | be eames koows chat Ald We Levies Yours Ke a be quite levgh Otte al the wey throued | Aeriber detererting feeture will be the re Currie. both wily end eatonded are Marian, who will weer bie Jim @iamond, BK tuot Jack, Worry | a Be ee tees HENRY HASENPFEFFER og been made it will probably be : — x aite bome Beveral i NO ve “Th ‘Pour , K «bof tte Club wus estand AY Po” UNCAR Ded - re yt) hey will edge tw with addresses it AY GTI! CONLD VOM "ANS ALA! “H (ten oF Ge =) SbaBings present thomosives. | rey enkk ; ‘THAT was ‘LONG aoo. Difteen years ago Ed Wynn, the Winter Garden comedian, while S " bia, had o bereing Geuive a post, if there ie| ge s hing. betore they could stop be wrote the following: tere a] ry 4 always was funay. rR A VALUABLE 6UIT, —_.” XK. Harrie, the dette the pail, ©n @ sult of clothes up home yeo- morning and then began to . ' wife!” be called. “This suit “ "Tle, too," she Ned. “You're wrong aalny” oaid Mr. indeed!" came her y. “ite one t bad cleaned premsed oe 2 itarrie amiled. “Great!” he wid “I'll show Broadw eome to-day.” A moment later he : “But I understood you eold FE tite wouldn't pay me what 1 ap: fe . os that eult wae worth,” sald ” t did you ask tor itt” ca x Cd “ Sk NE, ace who f / DeLieve ME , (M GoNNa RESCUE AXEL FROM “THAT DawGoNe “mex” GATMOUT PAYIN' ONE ENT RANSOM 4 1 CAM JUST SEE HIS dome ! I'LL MAKE Something ig CALHOUN FEATURED, 'y Tully is putting out a new "y Diaylet ‘called “Under the a “ Catherine Calhoun te featured in tt. Others in the cast | Ritnmond und agot Lovina, , und Adolf Lesting, A TRIBUTE TO MATTY. Brner; Ball bas written « tribute to Christ Mathewson in the form of a the “Goodby, Good Bet nee ys — THAT WAS GTRANQE, INDEED. |” nts FOR VAUDEVILLE. Py just for tun. Hi ther will go along. ~ *\4 oc - 4 Petiad itt pte tnnsn (Ma| ,D. Frate Doag, Chet of the Pa [than vo haa wires over wees! FACTS NOT WORTH KNOWING. |{ WHEN YOU WERE A BOY By Jack Callahan. | rom Canada, where. he went. in how, By Arthur Baer. bd 4 search of specimens of the ferocious| |. sent 1,000 rf . ubliabing Co, ww York Krening World, ' Tie Haale pap Pa alldiy be in he face intel toting be heauiy TS een itiny NO WONDER HE DON'T WORRY AINT IT? | FopGoT | | STAYED IN ALL HAROLD - 1’). mt 1, igre poet orig trig which rye Got the q @& mind-reading ingeo' ways. you, Wasn't it strange that your! He captured two and will exhibit 4idn't ft your” them in Incidentally, d I 0,” replied Ji ‘out that : send eae Chief Dodge says he was bitten by « Wasn't the ot: lash recovered. | 48d the Mexicans. Considering all the gum that ts being chewed, it 1s remarkable that GINE YOU SOME ‘ wear” We owe think be da. “rank Norcross should ‘worry’ there aren't more sprained chins. ALL ABOUT IT, WELL. " THING - IF, You'LL two or three weeks he has been ap- NE YEAR 1! UST HAY BEEN you! ring in General Besslone prepared 9 YT YEAR VL LAVIN’ FoR HIM! 4] RUN AN ERRAND =e aossip, by Fy jury duty, and all he’s had to There ts a tendency among politicians to blame the hot weather on the " IN" FO! . OUR OWN POPULAR songs, Richard Walton Tully has a drum {do ie anawer “Here!” and collect $2.! nemooratic Administration. p fale once toot @ chair that can be heard twenty miles. Can|Mr. Norcross says he'd say “Here!” you beat that? any time for two bones, —_— é le hoe “Jane Cleus” win open at Btamford, Bome towne in North Dakota are 500 miles from a post ofice. Buena AINT THAT Too , Goan, Mo x yl brought to OWS GRIT. man with a good memory carries his wife's letters two weeks to mail ‘em. BAD, IF \'D ONLY Bam Tauber has written a faboe and Pie As Suse saya he will soon be in @ position to] Barney, the house manager, Tecap- When Eskimos give an all-niyht porty some of the guests are three announce the star and management, them, but not il th I Pert has been engaged for tured et ut not until they had) months late for work the nest day. “in which Snies tole. FOOLISHMENT, THOUGHT OF IT It (a considered very poor form to kick the piano out of the way when oi, (Gontetbuted,) calling. the Galoty about Aug. 18. 4 ee hha When the eoctadle natives of Mugumpsa go out to lunch they toes dice Seymour Rice | and ‘hts wite of Kan.| ™ ust male Ae hat ieund Band, to eee who te going to de the lunch. eae City are visi at . Bre. A. Judah, mother of Mrafiin: ty | FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE, with them, “Why te the heart of @ tree like the 4 _, tpn GOOD STORIES | [sa tare tent nighe i ston + nnd pea that an English bus has a dou- sai le deck like the New York bus of A. Edes has caught “Coat Tales" and will chaperon the (oHQRUS) troupe to Atlantio City, . ; Blsle Janis salle for London to-day : - ce Broadway and of Fifth Avenue. BET Ie PRO Re rer racer crmemapnese seer pete eT TTT On Preparedness. “The other man said in answer to or THOSE WEEK.-EN VGS! ri, ‘ RESIDENT JOHN GRIER HIB- | his friend: — | WEEKEND OUTINGS] By Ferd G. Long || p™ameers foun ona m:|M it we ot mney cy 7 At a lunchedn about prepared- === —————— seo, she's taken a job aa a bus con- bs : n ductor, and last night she thought sea You GOTTA Chrorororm ME) | WELL" SOMEBODY ELSE(} Terr ssens te our duty." he|ahed havea, Bit of practice funniag T SHoup hore Noy NExY TIME YoU DRAG ME A uae. said, "it we don't prepare we will| UP the steps’ "—Washington Star, Riga, Renrcnn AEST Bute a i find ourselves in fearful treubles The : oo Goooness' 1m] ] | nan who in these cyclonic times é ~ AR ouRE SMOKIN’ ‘ ITS ALL YOUR FAULT cB so) (Ate EATEN UP) | | poses preparedness 1s apt to get the GOOFUS BIRDS } “eee ¢ OvT COLp! ‘ FUSSY ABOUT SHARKS! SHarKs, | worst of It like Jones, Laman ret tng eq~egeg SAN ae AINT HALE $0 BAD AS BEN? f Pee ee ey earns pve’ | TR Rew Rect Erasing Worst UNHEALTHY. teen years, A new hand, & nervous young fellow, complained to bim one da ve been here six months now, and it's time I had a raise!’ “Oh, keep your hair on,’ eald Jones. ‘I waa here two years be- fore I got my first raise, Just plug away patiently, my boy--that's the ay to get on, Ry the way, what ts rose hory, anyhow? uly & | Holy. a mine ts $1 eee The War Spirit. | | BRITISH diplomat was praising the cheerful and devoted spirit wherewith the women of Brit- ain are doing their share of war work. tae Oo opirith ond ber | ieemrzeren Mortimer Wnern HE HADN'T DROPPED ws son uae te veto wont] "Fase wicer fhe Ne ME TASEEO WAT pi sciageite "Sartor it os bone Aeuat il ee tri sewed oe narns LAUEGED QUARTER ee a { | ‘ashington Star, |