The evening world. Newspaper, July 13, 1916, Page 16

% hy 4 ge irs ee Abo. Plays and Players By BID) DLDLPY Ore eee ‘ew ‘alee a) ont pret K theatrics) eremen rd eaperienced by eres the ane . t a oom inerease are Thee the rh howe 6 the Shubert productions ai revue wiih brig wh W oe vier wlan, om Hotes y+ Loweage re Meld as the Pising Sister ote om, © wh James Tt part, and & new pie Monn will be the star Bugene Wal tore “The Littic Shepherd of King @om Come” will be seen in New York, as will be » comedy by Alfred Butro called oT o Virtues | In the way of masion! productions he Messrs Bhube: Winter Garden partic The Highwayman, with HKeminaid w Frank Lebar opera; y,” by Koland Oltver | view Dickson, with music by | Marry 1. Olson; “The Girt From Hira. — wi,” “Her soldier Koy”; a German musical onmedy called “Lieutenant Gus"; @ new Oscar Strauss opera; a new musical play by 7. G. Wodehouse and Jerome Kern comedy by Commo Hamilton and Lae We Stewart and an operetia, © Mar Ga Wey" and then go inte straight comedy More than a dosen of the 1015 reductions will be ent on tour. | Siarie Tompant will play “A Lady's Name" in several of the larger cities and appear in @ new comedy later in the season, A lack of apace prevents be complete enumeration of the Bhu- * proceaiens. old and new here, bat there will be in the neighborhood of Mfty next season. “TWO BAD BROWN EVES.” E. A. Well and Clarence Weis have obtained @ franchise on the new In- ternational Cirouit and will produce a drama called “Two Bad Brow Byes” for that string of theatres, Th play ts by Morriaon, It had a successful try-out in stock in Newark last season. “BEN HUR” AT MANHATTAN, Klaw & Erlanger have arranged with Morris Gest to present thelr new “Hen Hur" production at the Manhattan Opera House beginning Monday, Nov. 1. In the cast will be Viole Leach, Frances Younge, Anna Keader, Lester Btowe, Stella Boniface Weaver, Lillian Booth and Reginald BLAME THE HEAT, PLEAS! Garden chorus ir pictures to th On each photograph | my hero.” mmeratein has offered a reward of $600 to any chorus girl) ‘who will cateh an-eating ahark, | BY WAY OF DIVERSION. Said Silas McGuget Peeweople’n | @tore: These fads peop! turrible sore, My wi lately and geo, this i robe think that's his nam tened a while and I heard ‘em all Of atage-writin’ jay. They talked/ about Bhakeapeare till, honestly Jed, 1 would a’ mad, but I found ‘wus dea some fel years ago. Bay, and then I com aoe ps) iy what I heard. Ain't wi fellera? Ain't they absurd? re red Peeweeple spit at a crack and sa! “Well, I'll have to confess that I nev heered tell of this feller, hakespoare, but one time there caine | @ cirous to town with a bear by that) mame.” Just then Sue M uewin | looked in at the door, Bald “Ah, ha, father! You're loafing once more. Please £. to the house without any dela ia Wan.s you to dish out the ice-cream to-day.” Old Silas and he left in a huff, "Twa considered his Wah 4 tough. i} do it," said h ‘twill be the ast time that I dish ice-cream, you it up couldn't let pass. Jeeply and growled: HELEN BOND MAKES GOOD. Opportunity knocked at dressing room door of Helen Hon chorus yesterday » the prima on account of © the Casino hereupon the | boy continued; “Yeth, thir, I'm going Herald, hager assumed the role of Opportunity and did the knocking. 4 Miss Bond played the part wo well) 4 r y that F. Ray Comatock slgned her up NOT WOR | « amm Ae) the obiet) Laie, for a good role in oe Lover thy Mirlam Garces, the “Sis Hopkins” ree ‘Theatre "end "Bown ‘oa, wir, they wee reas Mi who' 1 laughed tm 4 cried | San where he will Temein about little man, what are you going to be when you grow up?" family, the child sald: be a pweacher.” say that,” the boy on hie knee, | FACTS OLLAR. each 6 for 9c CAUETT, PEABODY6.CO.INC. MAKERS Re mete gto “or - Home aaa Comte Pege of THE EVENING m ere Se '¢ Ave Inclined to Believe the Butcher Has a Playful Sense of Humor! i Te Bute THis money 14 Twe Pounne oF s HENKY HAS Bev wr ann “ou Conny DREHAD UP for we oe —- ee Coorngt 1018 Orem Pvanaing Go (WY Brening Wenar AY TELL You AY CANT WALK ANY My FEET BANE ALL INS oh K KF 'F ER SE Ves Gon’) Dovws “Th “WH’ ¢ ornce For A | COVPLA Hours FLOOEY AND AXEL No use! AY' REFUSE “To"TRY ITM Ay vit NEVER GET To CAMP ON MY OWN Hoors! den vor cdo GEE ME TCAN CARRY ya, aver! forthcoming mu- | the roduction, “Go To It!" ‘Miss Dovey sent word to the would appear as performance, erlp. Clifton Crawford has returned to Game,” has returned to Bbe has a new play in her New York, William Norris has suc- ceeded him in “A World of Pleasure.” Leo Ditrichatein and A “The Great will resume at the Longacre ining of Labor Day. rl, swam out too far at Coney laland the other day and was rescued ony this Shakespeare wus some sort! by 4 nico oung man, More later! formerly of the has a role " @ new 5 cra iy’ eall from to-day for Honolulu,| Adon! three weeks. Bada Cowan, who wrote “Playing Tommy's Reason. eet story entitled “Not the An- sean. TU have to $00 & prench- outh’a Companion, awer He Expected,” that was| er.” Printed in a regent tesue of the e 1'l}| Companion, reminds @ qubscriber of the reply of a small boy to the n minieter who was making bis first call on the family, ‘The boy shook hands very politely, put ‘The minister eald: “And now, my To the ourprise of the assembled “I'm going to “That's fine! Tam glad to hear you} « said the minister, taking Encouraged by his friendliness, the By Arthur $ Covyright, 1016, by The Pres Publishing Co, (The New York ening World) | PF” ARMERS of Simp County, Kan., ha: turtles cating apples off the trees, Owing to thetr lack of collaboration and cohesiveness, carrying an arm. | \ful of hardbdoiled eggs requires a lot of influence, You can make a non-refillable bottle by pouring cement in it and allow- | ing tt to harden, As Presidents in Haiti are only elec every week, Time will cure snoring, but it's got to be daytime, _ Gibraltar ts dullt on @ rook, Not%éag wil grow there except materiale for foundations, chimneys and ricte, Man" in rehearsal Monday. Queen, Jack” wi (Please pronounce “theatre” “the-a- tre,” ob! Teacher—In wi ‘was Nelson ities? ‘Wiliie—In hia last one, I think, GOOD STORIES OF THE DAY. returned he ha4, @ eack of candy, “Where did you get the candy?” asked his mother, “Well,” replied the boy anced it, The minister met me at the door and got me in free.”—Christian H. Woods will place “The Guilty “King, ‘Slag the accent on the “a,” and ROM THE CHESTNUT TREE, hich of hie battles | | Bag I would wather be Baven’t got sense —_—_____ So He Didn't Waste It. LITTLE boy went to Sunday echool the first time, His mother gave him a nickel to in the collection box, When he| rom the stand around the cor- ut what did you buy it with?" With the nickel you gave me," But that was for Sunday school!" “ET didn't TH KNOWING }| Baer ve not been annoyed this year by | ted for life they need a new one Sou “Tink Te cer At WELL You , Me YOU BANE AWFUL Good “To ME FLOOCEY: Now' @ York from her camp in the Maine woods. FUNNY “JOKE™ YOU PULLED Home 10 SLeey ~ One ars AXEL You'd 7. eu vou I FoR ME IF 1 WAS eT TW MANAGER Do (T IMCALE ET Guess iT Dean -= he) . A ou Jus, Sue wong hat) we Tm an Ca aur - ave an MANAGER Wit wy We tl Ae COMM For 5 Ne ‘yout wor ¢ Aut RIGHT CLE PAL — Do AS MUCH YES, WELL FOLKS (Must BE GOING - WON'T YOU COME AGAIN WE ALWAYS HERE HINT, ‘ SMELL DELI THEY WOULD STILL BE HANGING TOGETHER , TED AND TESSIE LWWCY- DON'T PAY ANY ATTENTION TO HAROLD HE'S ALWAYS SOON AUNTY. WAVE DESSERT WHEN YOU'RE OH. TED. OOESN'T THAT TAFFY IF THAT'S A JOKE - THEN, THE MEASLES WOULD’ MAKE THAT KID LAUGH HIM SELF SILLY. DO CALL AGAIN SPRINGING JOKES- BUT Bors WILL. BE BoYS! YEH, LET'S STAND HERE AN' SMELL cious ? Tm HADN'T BEEN SO AWFULLY CARELESS WITH HIS BANK ROLL. Ll Thuredsy. ‘Jaly 13.) ive if ON ‘ Copyright, 1916, by The Pres Puhilahing Co, (The New York Evening Wort), THE 4.45 SOBNE Parlor car ot the ig gelanas men's oo eommod ati re ead dr dros nto Se panels, id the next chal.) R A Hello, fian't it? Mr. B, (darkly)—Always is on this train, I think they keep it that way on purpose, Gee! the subway is @ cool recess compared to the 4.45, Mr, A, (depositing his bundles)—I Bee you've got a cargo to-night, too, (sighing profusely)— Bill, = Beastly hot, Pom THe Turcde® Sez ve Has Piewry oF CHoh f Jovy ae CANT ove VE Tee wiver aaa By Alma Woodward. of June, when I came down have spent my spar mot something even more im) B, (thoroughly in that? Mr. (in @ hoarse I'm working on a way to with that son of a sea cook (entirely thrill you got a clue yet? Mr. A. (with sublime faith! a@ clue, But it will come, I hunch that it will come. It has something that's going to old skinflint lose money. Hi such @ wondered location, Mr, B, (etill more darkly)—Have every night. Got to eat, Mr, A, (fanning himself with his novelty Panama)—Did you ever see such grub as we get at that joint? ‘Mr. B. (with emphasis)—Now you said it, “See it." That's all I do. I wouldn't take a chance on that fodder for anything. What've you got in your packages? Mr. A. (keenly)—A lot of dell- catessen stuff. The missus is crazy. about dt, and, by gosh, when we asked for @ dill pickle and a slice of rye bread the other night you'd ‘a thought we were speaking @ different language, Say, do you think that German submarine brought over any Pilsener? Mr. B, (scornfully)—Naw! another thing. Think of a summer t hotel where they won't even let you, bring your own beer to the table, Why do we put up with it? Mr, A (cryptically)—Why? Why have we been doing it for years? Why will we continue to do it al- ways? Why do we give up our comfortable apartments, our own baths, our beautiful freedom tn neg- ligee to come down to a crowded, ramshackle barn, to sleep in a ward- robe, eat seconds in food, meet @ lot of unpleasant people, sit around in stiffly etarched clothes that scrape your sunburned skin raw and—— Mr, B, (throwing up his hands)—It makes me creep to listen to you. We know all these things right along, but we rarely come right out in plain language and acknowledge it, Of course, there are some summer hotels where they make an attempt to be accommodating, but not where we're anchored, I'll bet the old guy who runs it was born with a cent in his fist, I wish we could get back at him in some way, Mr, A. (confidentially, leaning for- ward)—Bill, I'll tell you something, Some men spend all t Spare mo- ments working on im ible inven- tions, euch as a shaving cream that will take off the hair without the ald of @ razor, or a punctureless inner } tube, but L ever since the fifteenth That's |* » that he's as ind on dee, Threaten to a hate and he laughs at wot @ waiting list as long ae ster of the original 0 (oa trasiantionliy? peat unt h . Isn't 0 Mr, (breathlessly)—' yours? Mr. A. (eagerly)--What'a Duo = (simultaneously) —Hi shark! Se } AMOS CRABB SAYfy Covrright. 1936, by The Pres ie Nae York Rveati: “‘Every man should stand own feet,’ is good advice, but followed durin' rush houre audway.”