The evening world. Newspaper, July 1, 1916, Page 12

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NdT A HOUSE IN SIGHT ---- AY VONDER WHERE ALL DAS PEOME AN’ SOLDIERS LIVE? Manica! twist to his brain, and he took the engine apar: to see how qBichly he could assemble tt. In bis) Baste he left off the carburetor, lee ae > > ai Mr. A (peintediy)—On, wer euittiel FLOOKY AND AXEL @ing tke that! 1 cuppose the time fat you were marooned over near | fe Deunted toland in that terribie BRIT otk ont cctts nme | Jock bad taken down the came, “Mir, B (astty)—te, de hadn't | hat time the clutch was over. an4 wouldn't grip. By the . Jee Banks was telling me that our boat had the worst etutch he ever caw. How much 4i4 you pay | far the motor anyway? 1 know you (pet Ht In eecond hand. | Mr. A (confidentiy)—That equip. e.amt cost four hundred originally Wao bird” 1 got it for rinty-eight. The only rea) bargain I ever made, ‘my Boy. Why, the amount of pleas ere I get out of that boat is unde. Mavadie. 1 wouldn't take « thousand (eaah for her. Mr. B (going him one better)—A Wlousand! 1 wouldn't wink an eye at GOOD STORIES OF THE DAY. » Inclusive. LATTLE girl, five years old, was making her frat visit her grandfather's in the couMry. In the home that she left were papa And mamina, brother and sister, In the home where she waa visiting wore grandpa, grandma, great-grand- ;Ma, uncle and auntie, The child faithfully mentioned exch one in her! j evening Stayer until one evening she ; became weary of the mogptonous | Folloall and, after naming o or | arpa closed with the comprehensive petition, “God blese all hands around!"—Harper's, ——_— Secret of Harmony. ULL together, This ts the real secret of harmony, There is a story of a man who had com- mitted the care of one of his téama to « faithful wervant for years, At last one of the horses sickened and dled. While the servant was burying the faithful animal the other horse i YoU! Copyright, 1016, by The Prem Publishing eztm! “@ ween Yi Aw Mave 01 WEGULATED Crow Fun “TW Leer hay ST FRTHEAD P, siesta “Vyeme, Deve! 5 —_ Wen wy We dam wu L — Dory Wren (T BA pe SAY, VOT KIND OF A “TOWN They 1gn7 Do al 1916 ee By C. M PoP) YA CALL THIS "EL PASC" ? STOPPED HERE FER } AY DON'T SEE. ANY PEOPLE) / tevin’ 1m Hp me? WATER | OR Houses AROUND! THIS HERE AINT EL PASO --~ By Arthur Baer, }){ WHEN YOU WERE A BOY Co, (The New York Evening World) 1 ONT sme 24 MOM, THIS THING]. IS STICKIN’ IN came across the fold and stood by, watching the work asa silent mourn- er. The master said: “I belleve Dick loved Billy.” Instantly Be grvans replied: “In he did, manta; cam why, they pulled together nigh twenty years.”--The Christian Herald, Languishing. ECRETARY REDFIELD said at dinner in Washington: “Business, when government adopts @ suspicious attitude toward it, languishes like the father under the cluteh of seasickness. “A father, noted for hig savagery, Jay seasick “in his deck chair, while his wife read her novel at his aide, and their little son Tommy played about the deck. “After @ while Tommy got very noisy. He was rebuked by his gaother, but he atill kept up his notes, “Ho she turned for help to Rér hus- hand. “'f wish you'd apeak to Tommy,’ she 4. “The geasich man, who ordinarily “shave yourself and clean your bootr and equipment, Then you clean my boots, buttons, belt, &c., shave me, seo to my horse—whioh you must «room = thoroughly—and clean = th equipment, After that you go tc your but, help serve the breakfast and after breakfast lend a han’ washing up. At & o'clock you go on parade and drill til 12°-—— The recruit, whose face had been | > k pardon, alr, but ts there any one else in the army besides me?" —Tit-Bits, Real Enjoyment. MAN came up to a lecturer In a hotel and said, with enthusi- | aa: a “Well, sir, I enjoyed your lecture F YES, WE PAID TY TRS BS A bore,® 500 DOLLARS “Oh, [ wasn't there.” “Well, what do you mean by telling me you enjoyed my lecture and you | wore not present?” “Oh, 1 bought tickets for my girl's would have had Tommy across his knee and roaring in @ jiffy, said in « hollow, listless voice, without opening his eyes: “‘How-d'-do, Tommy?" — Wash- ington Star, ——<>———— , A Way They Have. Y a@ plece of gvod luck the new recruit had been appointed or- derly to his captain, and the latter was now giving him Bie in- structions. “You rise at § o'clock,” Be enig ‘ father and mother and they both went.”"—Chicago Herald, — A Beauty Hint. MOTHER once sent this some. A what satirical note to the, teacher of her emall eon: | “Pardon me for calling your atten. | tion to the fact that you have pulled | Johnnie’e right ear until it is getting longer than the other. Please pull | his left ear fo hile, poe hs Toft oar for & wh fe, and oblige’ [MR5,BULE WOULD HAVE HAD US BELIEVING HEQ TEU HIM A FUNNY STORY AL. MAYBE HE'S GOT A SENSE OF HUMOR . fuga and longer, then in- LI F E’S LI TT L E “] FS’ ’ IF YOU DON'T PAY THAT DOLLAR A _ |WEER - WE'LL TAKE THE DISAPPOINTED COLLECT HADNT GoT ANGRY AND LET THE CAT OUT OF THE Bag?