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The Eve Che May Sorld. SSTABLISHED BY JOSEPH PULITZER. Published Dally Except Sun: 3 Park Row, New York PULITZPR, President, J. ANGUS SHAW, Treasurer, 62 Park Row JOSEPH PULITZOR, Ire becretary, 6 Park Row Entered at the Post-Qftice et New York as Second-Cians Matter, Subscription 1 to Thé Evening| For England and the Continent World for the United States All Countries in the International end Canada, Postal Union. i: ‘ $3.59] One Year. +3010ne Month. Perk Row. tne Year... me Month. VOLUME 56...... WHO PAYS? N THE address with which, as temporary c! Republican Convention at Chicago, Senator Harding put in a frank plea for a return to a protective tariff, “the economic ' | policy which sends American workingmen to the savings banks rather than the soup houses.” We wonder what kind of Republican reasoning the Senator sum- mone to his aid to dispose of certain present facts—to wit: The soup houses are empty and idle. less use for them than Never hae a winter aeen ast winter. As for the country’s savings banks, their deposits during two fiscal years reased to the amount of #270,000,000. Between Jan. 1, 1915, and Jan. 1, 1916, savings bank deposits in this State alone gained more than $47,000,000. The Federal Reserve Board reported this month a steady further increase in such deposits throughout the coun- try—“with wages probably higher than ever before.” Yet it is more than two years now since the tariff waa revi downward amid the disinal pr of Republicans like the esteemed Senator from Ohio What happened to the in We note, by the by, pretensions of the high protectionist school are wearying come of the shrewder minds in Japan nostications vending caldmity? It appears 4 big Japanese dye company has purchased a large tract of land in Osaka and hopes to be manufacturing dyes next February by that time, The new com} will then have to fac organized fact of Europe. lied drastically, n- the Government has guaranteed & per cent. dividend.” “Dyes will be at a lofty price. Dyers will complain that the high cost of dyes ts checking the export trade, and will want a subsidy, The subsidy will come out of the taxes rhe taxation will make it harder to live Workers will de- mand higher wages. This will increase the cost of produc “Suppose “the war is over cays the Japan Weekly Chronicle, the competition of the highly ries Protection will be app tion. And so the whirligiz of protection brings in its revenges.” “Who pays for tt all?” Pat teat question to Big Business aud tly 1! Baud in this country and make them answer it nes THE MYSTERY OF THE HAMPSHIRE. MAY never be known whetber the sinking of the cruiser that I carried Earl Kitchener was due to a mine or a torpedo, theless no one can wonder that the British public talks grimly of German spies in London and the probability that German U boat were sent on 4 definite errand to the Never- ghborhood of the Orkneys. y It would not be the first time that German submarines had picked their prey according to well-laid plans The sinking of the Lusitania When the amer Sussex was torpedoed it was asserted in various quarters that Germany broke her pledge and risked a break with this country only because of the belief that Kitchener was on, board, The torpedoing of the cruiser Hampshire would have been, of course, a perfectly legitimate act of war. ‘To many persona it will seom strange that the British War Secretary took or was allowed to take euch hazardous means of travelling to Russi Almost any craft afloat would have been safer than a British war vessel. Brave as a nan may be, if he is a hero General or War Minister upon whom a nation in large measuro rests its hopes, his life cannot be too sedu- lously guarded. was no sudden inspiration of a submarine commander. cross-channel s ————-- += __—_——_ PLANNING THE CITY’S FOURTH. HE Mayor’s Independence Day Committee organized this week to prepare for New York’s celebration of the coming Fourth of July. The Aldermen have agreed to appropriate $25,000 for expenses, which is $15,000 more than the city thought it could afford last year. It is proposed to make this year’s celebration emphasize the loyalty and solid Americanism of New Yorkers as a fitting example to the country. The illumination of the Statue of Liberty and the gathering together of singing societies representing the various na- tions at war in Europe in one grand chorus of “America” and the “Star Spangled Banner” are features already being considered. Safety and sanity are by this time so well established that they are assumed as a matter of course, With $25,000 and the co-operation of the public it ought to he possible to plan a Fourth of July observance worthy of New York, This is obviously the year to make an extra effort. The Independence Day Committee can set an example by seeing to it that no suggestion of petty politics creeps into its organization ind activities—either in the appointment of its sub-committees or in the spending of the money voted Sharp Wits here is @ vast difference between eserving poor and the deserve to r.--Deseret News, eng s Hits From When a man offers to show yaoi how to make a lot of money, re member that those who know do not | be pe show; they make for themselves, oe 8 lay by the Press Publishing Company, Nos. $8 te rman, he opened uf ning Wo A Sick Elephant! | | | i | } | i | i-—_—— LDA i} Everyday Fables —— By Sophie Irene Loeb Copyright 1916, by The Press Publishing Co, (The New York Erentng World), At first the parents were opposed to the mateh, but finally the spoiled darling’s happiness was the only coD- sideration and she married the man, He had so difficulty in advanc- ing in his work, but always he had the mother and father-in-law to help jhim along. After a while, by curious Jand common fate, the futher-tn-law lost his resources, and pretty soon It was with great difficulty that the faintly wer able to keep the wolf trom the door, To add to it all, a little child came to the young couple, and the spoiled durling had the hardship of her ex- istence, At list she had to do every- thing for herself, with her husband and child besides, Being @ spoiled darling, she wailed aloud her fate and pouted at her father and mother for the plight sho was in, They could not give her what |she needed and wanted and she had CE upon a time there was @ fond mother and father. ‘They had one daughter. She was 4 spoiled darling. Being tho only-only, nothing was spared for her welfare. She was odu- cated In the best schoo! and was given every advantage, as 1s usually the case with spoiled darlings. She was not taught anything about work because everything was spared her. Any time there wero any fam- ily troubles they were kept from her for fear she might be worried. Whenever there was any mending on her clothes mother always attend- ed to It, Beyond @ little fancy work, the irl never handled a ne In fact the only responsibil knew was to get through her lessons, and ew this there was help given |to shift for berself, eee ec cnetecmae| Further. he complained to the her A BARE CANS: hy neighbors how her father and mother hor brain overmuch,” mother often! hid spoiled her and kept. her. trom would and close the book of | her lessons of life, so that now it was ; sic, | study. udy * parents learned this moral: Ho it continned for a time, One day darlings never thank thelr a number of her school chums de- | parents for spoiling them, elded to go out to a camp where the EE girls were to “rough it" and do all the work, ‘The spoiled darling thought It would be jolly good fun to Join the party. Mother and father hated to spare her and were fearful of something happening to her. But somehow tt was the fashionable thing to do tn the girls’ school and she was per- mitted to go with tho others But, alas! and another alas! almost after the first days, when tho novelty wore off, the spoiled darling showed the mettle of which she was made, or, rather, that which her parents had made her. Sho didn’t like the cot in which she It was too hard and Wit, Wisdom a By Famou ON OLD AGE.—Cicero. YOUNG man hopes that he will live a long time, which expec- tation an old man cannot en- tertain, His hope {s but a foolish one, for what man can be more foolis!: than to regard uncertainttes as cer- tainties, delusions as truth? An old man, indeed, has nothing to hope for, A There is nothing little to the really great in spirit. rid Daily Magazine, Thursday, June 8, 1916 REET eS ~—s, SD rare eee PAT — By Roy L. Copyright, 1018, by The Press Pub RS. JARR and Mrs, Rangle were sitting in Mrs. Jarra front} room talking of the neighbors, | of their children, “Mr, Jarr never interferes with! either the management of the house; or of the children, of course," said! Mrs. Jarr. “In fact, when I do ask! him to correct the children when they have been naughty he always gets out of it. They would be spoiled, good as they are generally, if it were left to Mr, Jarr.” Mr. Rangle is just the same,” said Mrs. Rangle. “He had a stepmother who was very cruel to him when he was a little boy, and if you want to drive him wild just let him seo a child punished or spoken harshly to.” “I guess our husbands are not so bad, as men gy sald Mre. Jarr, “but} it does shake your confidence to read the things in the newspapers about married men leading double lives for years, Didn't you sea in the papers} a few days ago about how a gambling place was raided again?” didn't read it, I don’t ike to by | DICKENS, nd Philosophy s Authors have come, For spring represents tbe time of youth and gives promise of the future fruits; the remaining sea- sons are Intended for plucking anda gathering in those fruits, Now, the harvest of old age, as I have often suid, is the recollection and abundance of blessings previously secured, What lx so agreeable to Na- ture as for an old man to dle, which even Is the lot of the young, though Nature opposes and resists. And thus it is that young men seem to me to dic just as when the violence of flame is extinguished by a flood of water, wheroas old men die as the exhausted fire goen out spontaneously without the exertion of any force. Of all the periods of Vi detinite limit, but of old age the is no limit tived, and life soon very well in it so long as you are able to follow up and attend to the duty of y situation and at the same time to care nothin bout death, when happens that old age iseven ot hi » there is a spirit and bolder than youth, Agr able to thls Was the answer given to Pisistyatus, the tyrant, by Solon, when the former inquiring on what hope ny so boldly withstood him, th ig said to have answered, “Old The happlest end of life ts this- the mind and the other senses, being unimpaired, the sume nature which put it together takes asunder her own work As in the caso of a ship or a house, he who built them takes them down By J. H. Cassel The Jarr Family ng Co, (The New York Evening World), By Helen To be christened, vaccinated and enemies, from the headache, diaphanous eventing gowns, If she didi pression. ie say “I love you" in English. | Dollars a By H. J. Saving Time in Mailing. ee 9 filustrate how much may ale depend upon a trifle, they tell a story about a mililon- aire manufacturer of musical instru- | ments who died in Boston a few years | ago,” remarked the general macager | of a large wholesale house, bas “When but a boy he. e4 fora job with a well known music concern. | Tn those days the time of executives was less closely guarded than now- adays and he found no difficulty in) reaching the president of the concern. | The latter listened to the voungste: 3} story, but informed him that he bad | no opening. ‘The boy then turned to} leave, but as he was walking out the eae ~~ | door leaned over to pick up 4 letier which had fallen on the floor, The president noted tha little act, was |impressed by the conscientious spirit | jit implied, called the youngsier back and gave him a job, Ten years later ‘the boy was admitted as « partner, “My own start was traceable to a similar trifle. When I came tn here T was set to work asa mailing clerk. McCardell —— read those things,” remarked M Rangle, “They rouse one’s suspicions Reflections of A Bachelor Girl Copsright, 1916, by The Pree Publishing Co, (The New Tork Brening Worl), T always hurts « man's feelings to discover that just because he was | generous and courteous enough to become “engaged” to a girl for the Kissing season she expects him to MARRY her. {dea of all “Life” should mean to ® woman. The difference between a tyro and an artist In love-making Is merely that the former says “T love you," as though it were a jest, while the latter says “Do you fox-trot?’ as though it were a declaration of eternal devotion, The trouble with long engagements {s that by the time a map has | reached the point where he regards spending his evenings with you as > | duty he naturally ceases to regard {t as @ pleasure or @ privilege. Some people foo) awfully hurt ff you rob them of their belief in a per- }eonal devil; they were depending on him to belp them get even with their op Great merit or great failings will make you respecte? or do apieed, but trifies, Httle attentions, mere nothings, either dons or neglected, twill make you either Uked or disliked in the general run of the world...MICHAEL ANGELO, Rowland | married—that {s the arcrage man’s No, dearte, a consistent feminist fs not so often a woman who hes | Missed the wine of life as she is one who has drained it and is suffering | The question that puzzles the average bachelor at this sentimantal son is not whether it is possible to love two women at a time, but whether {it 1s possible to love ONLY two, No doubt many a girl would catch double-pneumonta, tn these new n't wear earrings and that bored ez- Apparently it 1s easter for a man to recite the Koran tn Hindu than nd Sense Barrett SARA ARADO OCRROA AAA AD ARARRAA AAA RARRRRAAR ARAN This work used to consume about an hour of my tims at the end of ths day. Letters which were to contain inclosures were segregated from the balance, but much of my time was consumed in removing ths letters from the envelopes and reading them tor the purpose of learning what in- closures shouid be tnelnded, “Finally tt occurred to ma that ft would be a good plan to have marked upon the envelope at the time of the insertion of the letter a notation In- dicating the inclosure to be inchided I suggested that this be done in the Space to ba occupied by the stamp The adoption of this plan resulted In the saving of considerable time. "One day the ottice manager hap- Pened to notice one of the envelopes thus inscribed, asked for an explana- tion, complimented me upon my tn- Kenuity and urged ma to keep my eyes open for further Improvements “From that tima on Twas looked upon 48 being in some degrea prom {sing timber for advancament. Know ing this, I felt stim every effort to desar: tion of iny employers, My low but steady hat simple Iittle Idea.” 80 when one's husvand can't account for the two dollars he had hid away In his fob pooket just a night or two before. Anyway I think {t's a mean trick some husbands have of hiding sums like that in the fob pocket and sometimes pinning it there. Nothing will ever convince them it worked out and was lost. A fob pocket simply makes men deceitful, I think.” Graduati HE proposed graduation gift ta; now being considered by rela- tives and friends, and the shops are featuring erticles appropriate for this occasion. A fan is a favorite present for the sweet girl graduate and this year it “Sew them up,” satd Mrs, Jarr,|@hould be one of those handsome .| ostrich fans. A pretty one with three SesekiON Fram 9, dente OF HOE $m main and two smaller fronds is perience, “Men are helpless when they face a seam, Get at their new sults and sew up the fob pockets, and then they think the tallor didn’t out one in the top of the trousers. “That's an excellent idea, But tell me about those dreadful gambling places, I've been so busy I haven't) had time to read a thing except ad- vertisements recently. much of them and they are all so very interestin: “Well,” sald Mrs. Jarr, sinking her votes to a whisper, “I'll tell you a marked $3, while perfect beauties in all colors can be had at $5. ‘Those of natural feathers range in price from 75 cents to $2. ‘A handbag or purse ts always an acceptable gift. The new ones In vachetta are very attractive. Those in stripes, black combined with blue, green, red, yellow or white aye par- ticularly so. They are obtainable in envelopa and bag shapes, and a nice There 18 s0/ one ie $3. The young girl might pre- fer a white kid bag with fancy striped silk top to carry with her white costumes, These are $1 If the young man or woman con- templates a college life next year a gift for the college room might give leasure, A handsome school or col- loge pillow or pennant must adorn the walls—likewise a picture. Then there are leather desk accessories. great secret if you won't betray me!" “Did I ever?" asked Mra, Rangle in a hurt tone. “I don't know whether I ghould have done It or not, my dear,” Mrs, Jarr resumed, “But It a}l came about from reading in the papers how heartbro- ken wives wrote to the Police Com- missioner complaining that their hus- bands were losing all their money tn the poolrooms in the neighborhood and telling him where those pool- rooms were. Then the police do their duty and raid the poolrooms.” “Well, go on!” eaid Mrs. Rangle eagerly, for she felt important dis- | closures were at hand, “Did you know there was one of doth eyes at one time, peated Mrs, Jarr. ‘Lt found the evi- dence of It in Mr, Jarr’s pocket —you | vordion under her wpper lip. know that's how the other wives} found it—and then Tremembered that | grrueg with a tuning fork you Mr, Jarr had kept out at least several | dollars more than he ehould have in| bbrdsced. the last few weeks, Oh, he gave an excuse about lodge dues, but that didn’t satisfy me, So I wrote to the | Police Commissioner and sent him the evidence "Ooh!" gala Mrs, Rangls admtr. | ingly. “IT would never have dared to| saya he MUST see you,” do that! It's Just ike moving pic-| Mra, Jarr went forward and con- tures—moonshiners in the secret ser-| fronted a well dressed, heavy eet in- And she drew and shivered, “Please, mum," sald Gertrude, Mra, Jarra light running domestio, coming in, “there's a man at the door and he close to Mrs, Jarr If the average mon who ts learning | uncomfo! Sho was afrald of > After a thing has happened ther: | to play golf would confine his efforts | bugs in the woods. yet he {s 1. 80 much the happter state ny Who rei that | to his back yard he could have a prize | she found it wasn’ 3 than a young one, since he has al- ft—Albany Journal, | winr ) by stirring up the} > e asn't such fun to Ret} ready attained what the other is only ° samy of sotl.-Cleveland | Your own breakfast Finally she hoping for. Th ne is wishi Some men wouldn't take advice tf it | Plain 1 ded to turn her ankle on her | vopln® . e one hing to were offered to them in capsules, | 8 neh heol slippers so that she was |U¥® long the other has lived long, . . 8 There a half as many m . \And yet, great gods, what is there in When a man says a brizht thing he! suwing w Ania Teint id up. Instead of allowing her te ly ; lw ¥ forsets th quotation | tt ' mueh ) sawing | Bet over tt nt there and con man'e Ife that an be called long? Omaha World Herald \ wood Banner, | tinuing ef er father ang) TO y wind pothing whatever Or} | mouhe ver to the camp and {2f longs duration to which there ts carefully carried the spoiled darting |@ For when that arrives, then| jon | time hich has passed has flowed INSTEOST. India | hon | whieh passed has flowed Pps da tee oe . | Nothing could have made them be. [Ways that only remains which you 1 you tell me the total attendar Is it that India, while Jieve that these hardships were good | have seeured by virtue and right con At the recent Panama-Pacific Inter- (bout hall as large he United j for her, Woesn't she thotr ‘very, |duct, Hours, indeed, depart from us ne * {ater | cates 1 population nearly three| very only-on 20K littl {and days and years, nor does past national Exposition wepw. |! antnie WoL yee — veORN HOR oe bthan (time ever return, nor can tt be hit See World Almanac, Powe 155, The Resolate She wa r han | covered what ts to follow. Whatever To the Buitor of The Evening World 1 the Batter of The Preutng World ever time is assigned to cach to live, with Is @ foreign-born man who has be i no argument please state Now the ' of man | that he ought to be content. For the come @ citizen of the United States reeling ya Va events, a man er He was|short period of life ts long enoug’ Hable for service in his native kee ws the revult of Fl handsome and a to} for living well and honorably, and if try? When he files his first natura r aces, would A BOON Ape | eke inne ice ah dirt felt 208 Should advance further you need tation papers ts he considered a sub ted the fender had the in. | ake pate sirt fell ho more grieve than farmers do ject of the United States or of the |teinational race been suiled madly in love with him He had BO] when the loveliness of springtime has coun 6 he 3 a ie) 4MATBUR YACHTSMAN, | gone), but wae WUling to Work. | passed, that summer and esutuma ‘ most easily, so the same nature which has compacted man, most easily breaks bim up. 1 vice and meeting dark strangera who| dividual are masked {n the old ruins at mid-| “Madam,” seid he, taking off hie eight. Cob! What wee that?” i bat and smiling, "Tm from the Cen- | mbes If your steam radiators sound empty and desolate in summer when an easily remedy that by filling them with ion Gifts For the man these come in black, brown and green; for the girl thera are pretty blues, greens and reds. A book rack is a necessity to a student —perhaps you can supply this. The perpetual calendars are to be had in Most attractive forms and are a con- venient desk accessory, For the girl there are tollet and desk pieces with the covers tn olot: onne in dainty blues, pinks and y lows, The photograph frames to match are exquisite, Now that fashion calls for @ necie protection, every girl will want a neckpiece. The ostrich boas that are #0 becoming are being shown in all colors. A nice one can be had at $3. Then there are the maline ruffs at $1 and $1.50, In neckwear there are so many possibilities for an acceptable gift Then there are gloves, the assort- ments are large and varied; allic stockings, fancy handkerohiefs with borders to match the summer frocks and parasols, A set of those new leather collar and cuffs | there are attractive ban: Sport hats for 50 cents, watch will ‘The wrist probably he a favorite graduation gift, and {f you want to make {t a necklace you have an un- usual variety to select from, Facts Not Worth Knowing By Arthur Baer Copyright, 1914, by The Preae Publishing Oo, (The Ne BILITY to get the brasa ring on a merry-go-round 18 no indication A that @ youth wilt not grow up to be a respectable Democrat. York Brentng Work), In order to promote greater contentment and foy among Ala servants a Flatbush inventor has perfected a keyhole that you can wok through with The absolutely bardarots and unclothed tribe of Gazadoo Indians are hose dreadful poolrooms in this bane ta feos Mrs. Jarr in| never annoyed by their wives going through their pockete, turn, en Mrs, Ranglo was too excited to If you recelve a postal card upside down it is a very stmple matter speak, ‘This rarely obtains among | to turn 6 around. womenkind, ee "Yes, in this ne hborhood,” re- No woman fs considered beautiful in Abbsambia unless she can hide $$$ tral OfMce, You Chief, didn't you?” Ho handed her @ brass disk, “Well, the Chief says he's sorry but he cam’'t do nothing in this ease, Good day.” “Mrs, Jarr dropped the disk and it rolled away. On {t was stampe “Good for one cigar, Joe's Poolrdom, “Don't you know the police shteld thove places?” said Mre, Rengla , sent this to the f