The evening world. Newspaper, June 6, 1916, Page 16

j Ht H } ‘The Th TAD BY JOSEPH PULITZER. br the Press Publishing Company, Nos, $3 te York. Potitshed Dafly Broept sund 63 Path Row, New RALPH PULITZ) J. ANGUS SHAW, Treasurer, ‘a JOSEPH PUIATZER, Jr, Secretary. 63 Entered at the Pont-Oft to The FE Bvbscription ‘Worlé for the United States Now York as Second S| For Fngiend and All Countries tn th THE GREAT CONSPIRACY. HE EVENING WORLD has dwelt much upon sinister economic conditions developing in this country under which advancing Prices weigh more and more heavily week by week upon American consumera, The cost of raw materials—metale, chemicals, fuel, fondstulfs— constantly increases. ‘The «mall manufacturer, dependent upon one or more of euch materials for his finished product, must either put! up his prices or close hie shop. The retailer faces the same alter-, natives, ! Yet all) reaping evormous harvests. | Minor industries are hampered the while the great producers are This ie not the worst. It becomes alarmingly apparent that the whole process has assumed the shape and proportions of a gigantic conspiracy on the part of big producets to fasten these conditions upon the country for as long as the public ean be induced to consider euch a etate of things a necessary phase of prosperity. That ia why big business and big money are putling forth all their etrengih to control the Republican Convention at Chicaga They want to esize every advantage of politics no leas than of pros- perity to establish for an indefinite time the evatem of prouage by which big business retains a merciless grip on small buainese and on the pocketbook of the consumer. The Republican Party is justly famoue whereby the choice fruits of any national era gathered into the laps of the privileged few. This time it has to help it in ita designe « distracted and un- Balanced world whose abnormal demands keep a few American indus, tries at fever heat, while they ent off the preat hodv of the American people from the enjoyment of their own products at fair and reason-| able prices, Whet is patriotiem? In its name and under the banners of pre- paredness is big business to exploit the country not only by its own methods but with a price-protecting tariff and the machinery of a Republican administration to facilitate the joh? We talk of national defense! Who will defend the nation against the powers that plot against it from within? | seriously threatened for providing means of good times can he Perhaps ft was a great German victory. But the last time “we squinted toward Hoboken the Vaterland was still thare. +——_—_———_—_ JUSTICE BRANDEIS. OUIS D. BRANDEIS was yesterday sworn in as Associate Jus- tice of the Supreme Court with the usual ceremonies and some- thing more than the usual public interest in such an event. The fight which developed after the President announced this| memination last January, and which continued until the Senate con-| figmed the nomination June 1, not only made the appointment one of | the moet conspicuous on record, but drew the attention of the whole! e@antry to the uses that can be made of the word “conservative” by) those whom environment, prejudice or wealth blind to the real char- acter and needs of the nation. | peli haa meee are re The judicial oath binde the judge who takes it te do equal justice! ger to seare the men in the forest to rich and poor. Surely no more elaborate or complicated kind of than when the wolf really came they conservetism than thie is required on the Supreme Bench, Nor do) Would not heed his eves, Well, once upon a time, a few years we see any reason to believe Mr. Brandeis has not a deep understand-| tater, the 1 our town Everyda —— By Sophie The Social Wolf-Boy. UD ABSOP tells the fable about y Was a man ing of the outh, also the will and the ability to abide by it with al and he wos “wond'ous wise at fidelity that shall be to the country’s lasting advantage, | least he would have told you lie was . : ; had he confessed his secret thought an » Brando e congratulations and the confident good! One of the things he would have wie! of that great majority which is content and even proud to be} nkly admitted was that he knew about women and how to pic c Ad pli erican. all 1 called plain American them, He had learned how to pick i ——2t~ — up a lady's glove and return it re- luctantly as if be wore releasing @ The Progressives at Chicago clamor firmly for “red-blooded treasure; he knew just when to hold her hand a moment longer than nec essary at parting and how to look un- uttersble things into the eyes of every woman with whom he talked. He had acquired a caressing tone for even the most casual utterances addressed to the opposite sex. Polictes.” It’s got to be T. R. if only by transfusion Hits From Sharp Wits Whee a man knows he is in the) world are the ones engaged in mak-| tight Be should stick to It come what! ing excuses may. unless hin wife insists on hav- | oe e me te ows PaaeN take a lot of punishment] in fact he had studied the social ° nea and then go back a wine 48 @ policy much as @ bread- ‘The trouble with some men is that | for more. Toledo Blade, ee ee they weat the bread they cast op the . . . nM BI “8a Me A man dowsn't have to be a tailor|cume about because he had good to take the measure of some people. | looks and somebody had ¢old him so. : : When he was quite young he was called “the beautiful boy;" therefore vanity entered into his makeup quite waters 10 come form of deugh k to them in the | Pb phia Inquirer oe ‘Tee man who shoots off his mouth us@@ a scatter gun -Deseret News. Don't squander too much sympathy when she says she bas had a trying The references may be merely AAARAD ARAM MARR RA AMRA RAM ARRAN Copsright, 1918, by The Prews Publisning Co. (The New York Hroning World.) se The busiest) manufa Letters From the People American Laat? ‘Te@r EAiwor of The Evening World The greatest article in any Aimeri- can paper since the beginning of the Bvropean war ts your editorial in The Brening World, “America Last?” 1 was told it was my duty to have « large family and I had same, My to an extended sesh with the maker-Columbta State, dress- Government moves like an tee wag- on, and we can hardly hope for any immediate action for the betterment of conditions, Positively the slip- shod, schoolboy fashton in which this Government ts run 1s disgusting, to say the loast—too much thought of carly, He cultivated his mirror to the fullesi capacity, and very ofteo he made that truthful glass do mag nifying work for his own pleasure. At such times It reflected buck thy most beautiful baby blue eyes in Lie world, Cupid-bow lips, a Gibson-like figuie and the carriage of a Randolp) Chester hero, Hus Singer nails were always very long and he knew just how to ma- hipulate @ clgur so that his artistic ayy irl vr MY] technivaitties in protecting the | digits showed off to the best advan- husband died and left me @ mode 4 , : Age. _ With, Food has so advanced In price! own country, from food pirates and| conquests, in fact he had to numb 1am not able to ative my children more | gaitorous thieves. | them over again many times, There ian one full meal a day, and that one} ay iy winh ia that you wit) per-| Noe, Huth and Anne, Marian and quality poor enough. fistently continue to keep this mat a iene aval wan er pay sau Our fools talk of preparedness While | Oa ang hefare the public until con. the saine tactics with each, the masses here starve! niesca ana uatlanad Gc. VF At the introduction there was th JANE CATAIM, Bracious bow, with the la April 7, 1905, J glance and signitieant dro To the To the bl The Pyeaing W eyes, and then the ne | read with pleasure your editorial] Gan you tell me what date ja } . newer in The Evening World in relation tole.) ev. Whitman a Nat Palais the high and ever-rixing cost of food! wigowed Mothers! Pension when the orders end other necessities in this country MAB D. 1 7, | ash tatawed. tne. loves De you say, ts always attrib stage when he believed he had won, uted to the demands from Furope, =; Penton: 1Stb-Hvnesele, Bas, iy ie would go Nis way with Why dont the newspapers keen, § Fain of Thy ng Wor an imaginary aeelp at bis belt, sigh pounding away on thie point until, A says the first international peace | 11 vt the Broken heart be had left the Government at Washington takes congress was held in Londen, BH Hut, etrange to say, the “broken steps, atther lege or otherwise, to) says !! was held in Meu Whieh |» knew his kinds and. realized control the exportation of food and th rie)'? Can you give me tf He * inal poses ised 4 only the 1 Censttien required by the people of Of Ihe first one us 9 " ' % STRBUERT ARIAT TRAE Alana { {ene Siniiad Stacea? us then our where ii nas \ Oeuue 6 Bid LE gue She nam bie The Evening World Daily Magazine. Tuesday, June 6. (1916 reat! - y Fables Irene Loeb rewl kind, who bud made her way in the world and was a recognized asset o 8 day od | i Mrs. had been heralded in his circle Gabb sends ny for Anobh: Ime, so Y've got to hurr: Mrs, Jurr, “and here that awful By J. H. Cassel The Jarr Family Roy L. 1016, by ‘The Press Puvlising Co. out,” said word that she eainc, and he was all) She's coming to spend the day with | sor and clean up | body can eat and had 80 | th . he house the best I can, there ‘ a habit. When} bat the girl talking about people like that Mrs. | acquainted with|Gabb does!" | of discernme i} ermnent)ewny don't you sa nord that | With others, tolit will not be convenient u to realized he fentertain her Muy? ‘Ve i's i Sun INGA NINH | he. out,” repli Jace the same kind of] “She'll come anywa “id M Hon whom hol Jare with a sigh "St ne of ut niself, busybody women wie suy, ‘Ob, let me « word, he Nad cried “Wolf!” go| pur, ears or 4! eralne 1 the love field that when love |Help Pou,’ or ‘Ill cook the dinner and me to him, and he erie@|€ Just love to scrub and clean,’ never, she im not, learned this moral whom he want- Me that for. He whose were in a car. lovely torday, Ma (anxlously)—Now, Ma (coldly)—-It'l look lovelier to-] your engine before you s night, when you get back to it all dirty and grimy and fagwed and— | % be calle Pop (butting in)—Say, t# that the Way to start out on a pleasure jaunt? Have @ heart! Mr. A. (proudly)—Oh, no one can damp Millie's ardor! She's the most enthuslastio Uttle woman on the face ahead, like you did last ti Mrs. A. (blankly)—The Watch and see all that's ahead of you! wa tery bem. Wb & wiotod cas WB uy you Littie eutbusert Isn't it lovely? “L don't see what you find fault with Let her come on « long visit real hatat is to ery love remains un- [and do the hing and ironing, 100," | answered when love really cries. remarked Mr, Jarr, += = | Purposes, like eggs, unless they be hatched info action will rum into decay,—SMILES, — - i} ’ Pop’s Mutual Motor. By Alma Woodward. Conrtight, 1916 by The Press Publiehlag Go, (Le New York Evening World.) | nore. A ride street, approusbiag the) life before. Either I've had to eit Coes US Pa in the stuffy old cabin, or stand in a| sharply. hil of gumata The Jam on deck, And I've always envied 1 digit ite tho people sitting at their ease in cars, Rea atti looking down upon poor m u py. Rope i | (Ma throws an inaudible fit, but Pek ath, BER. manages to conceal It. They reach the terr Th 7 Olle C) RS A. (gushingly)—We couldn't! tol) Ae RWS: sollecia’ th have had & more beautiful day, Mrs, A. (equealin “How cute! 1 could we? Evon the city looka|d!dn't know you had to pay when you don't race hut 1t down, Ike you did last tine, unless you want , have. me, and— | car ahead? ©! Ma (with flendish glee)—Is there? going to be of the earth, When no one else can] (102 brings her to @ stop in a fei a Sat abaueean ae aint region that has the Stygian section sh Ay Millie ean | jooking Hike th at White Way!) always discover something to en-| Mr (ooking for the ray of sun- thuse over There's sone delay ahead, Ma (sullenly) She ean! We ° i Me can! Wolk) un tinctly) No, Here's where, jess T miss my auess, she'll be looking towith fel before we get} Mrs. A. Un dismay) Here in the home to-nlght. [have one of these! Piteh dark where you can't see the Bund river at all, or Sundiy pleasure jaunts at the end of" Ma Gaying it on thick)—Yop 1 each six days, you see, I'm in the| there's a hearse, too, ahead of us now, And the people In one of the funeral! Mra A. (prettily) You're just carrlages are eating sandwiches, And p You're just aay: there's a brewery wagon coming tn be Ing those things on purpose to tease] hind us, and tf there's a col me, Mrs, Mitt. Why, right in the be-| course we have no earthly chan kinning I'm going to do something | OSc#ping, penned in as we are Mra. A. (appealing to her hu that I've longed to do for ages. Oh Oneal in ie a | Bop Couriously). What's that? they just frightening me Mrs. A. (eagerly) Really enjoy @q Ma ¢i final triumph) Now! 1 Yon # ferrvboat. I've never heenfyou to Hind a ray of sunshin | | drink ' Gabb gets McCardell —— + Now York Stupid! Don't you see what she's after?” cried Mra, Jarr, “She's one of Ciose chafing-dish cooks-—makes all of horrible concoctions that no- aves you to clean ses she makes, Or if she does do the real cooking she uses 80 that the ex- something frightful, and what akes, aa T said, isn't fit to eat.” sul e well,” said mee 1 butter and e means sniffed Mrs. to rummage | if that's meaning welll" Mr, Jar, Jarre," ‘rough he your sweet friend! Wah you have that sort our list for “She doesn't keep me out in saloons spending my money and making me ‘re than t= good for me and havty my family worrled sick th g 1 have met with an acct- dent, like your friends do!" remarked | Mrs. Jarr. “With all her fault Georgia Gabb 1s good-hearted and means well, and that's more than I can say about some of your friends!" "Ho ho!” gald Mr, Jarr. “So she's a friand you can roast, but when it gets Jown to facts you are very fond of her, Ia that it?” “No, it isn't!" replied Mra Jarr “I wish she'd mind her own and stay home. Georgia me all upset when I sea her nosing into every hole and corner in the house under a pretense of helping me!” “Cheer up!" said Mr. Jarr. “Oh, that’s easy enough for you to say!” replied Mrs. Jarr, “You do not what worrles and troubles I You are well out of them. You business care by the guard again. And | are down at your office hard at work he mudguards of the car having a good time, and here I'l be pestered to death all day by that Is there going to be anything ahead| woman!" “gend her word the children are sick,” aid Mr. Jarr. “phon ghe'll send word to the school or something Hike that," re- plied Mrs. Jarr, “and bave our chil- dren ki out No, [ suppose Ill have to bear with her patiently, And she'll ba better here all day teiling me about other people's affairs—as though | were intereste “It looks as if you were up against it Bend her @ telegram that your mother 48 il! and you are going to see hor,” said Mr, Jarr That wouldn't help any," replied Mrs, Jarre. eorgia Cubh would pack right over to mother's and find out it wasn't so, She's very cute that way Cute?” asked Mr. Jarr, “Is that your idea of cuteness? “Oh, mich you care! replied Mrs, \Jarr, and then Ms, Jair left hor Mr. | | “She's a Sayings of Mrs. Solomon By Helen Rowland Coprright, 1916, by The Press Publishing Oo. (The New Tork brening World ) Y Son, hearken now unto the lamentations of a Bachelor; yea, hearken and be warned. Le, @ youth of Babylon came unto me weeping and threw | himself down before me, saying: | “Alas, alas, oh, my Mother, help me, T hescoch ther my tribulation! “For lo, | know not WHAT hath come over mo! “Rehold, I cannot sleep, and mine appetite bath departed. My joy in flirtation hath fallen from me, and the dance delighteth me no wore. “The joys of the tavern and the cabaret are as ashes in my mouth and the sight of a pink and yellow chorus girl is abhorrent unto me! “Yet lo, when I go forth ynon the highway, EVERY damsel in a picture looketh like an “affinity” unto me and every woman at a pink tea appeareth as a “soul mate!” “Yea, the blondes are all as angels and the brunettes are all ae sirens. ‘The fat ones are all queenly and the thin ones are all spirituelle! “And every one of them looketh Ike ‘FATE!’ “Behold, when I glance at the newspapers I can see natight but the advertisements of bungalows and suburban cottages and garden rakes and dining room furniture and the only song which my heart chanteth is: “*A dollar down and a dollar-e week!’ “Lo, when I stroll down into the parks and the pleasant places, T can. not stay myself from stopping to chat with babes and nurslings and from feeling sorry for myself that T.have no family. “Yea, Tam SO lonely! “Alas, when I motor out into the suburban places, [ gaze with envy upon the despised commuter, and weep bitterly because I have no lewn ; to mow and no garden wherein to dig and no front piazza to paint and no screens to put up and no servant question wherewith to struggle. “Behold, T know not what will happen unto me! For I cannot think even of gas bills and a mother-in-law, nor of coal bills and furnace fires | and plumber's Mls and economy eave with longing and delight! “Verily, verily, all my life have I glorified in myself because I wag immune! Yea, many maidens who might have made me happy have I | resisted—the good and the wise and the beautiful. | “Yet, now, ANYTHING in pink chiffon and a fluffy hat could marey |me! Alas, alas, Tam confounded, for I know not what to do!” And I ruffled up his hair and admonished him gently, sayin “My son, my son! I charge thee, go hide thy face behind locked deors and look not upon a WOMAN until thou hast passed through this madness! Lo! thou art not responsible; and whatsoerer woman thou choosest, theu shalt regret {t all the days of thy life. | “For behold, thou art in the MARRYING MOOD! And nothing tut flight will save thee! “But when thy eantty hath returned thou canst go forth and setect a with thine eyes wide open!” Selah! po | Dost thou love fe? Then do not equander time, for that te the " stuff life is made out of —FRANELIN. fn thie the hour of | nat la By H. J. Barrett |Liner Advertising Which Brings Results. Sela 4 it that you never have , Dollars and Sense | any apartments vacant for whether or not the Janitor re more than a week or two, Saetiees) ikon G Pada wh oe yas ur section stand | not they’ cont | Tale for onthe?” the agent for eev- eased and water bugs, onl iF eral properties was asked. tee mace ~ ore ae os “The solution 1s simple,” was the response. ‘It’s all in the advertising, ,COUNt upon Plenty of bot water. Be. | When ap apartment becomes vacant | au Tve taken paing to anticipate |] write an ad for insertion tn the|these questions the . classified section of the newspapers. ese anewers are truthful; | And the ad emphasizes points es pad not mere sterectyped re- t agents consider too trivial to| *Ponses. Tmantion: 1 use. a. few. more words|,, I've tried both xinds of aAvertie- |with the result that I obtain @ much |!s: I used to run the usual brief re- | greater response oy i in ve) ent tnataney I eited. |e ane Intter style containe nearly three fom a clipping an average of ten times as many SAL i pitcants, T tell only the exact truth. There DD would be no object in misrepresent- can, jie An Inspection of the property Aims &e would reveal any falsehoods. Also I “Now here is one of my ads whieh | try to make ads timely. In the win- last fall ter T emphasize the warmth feature avd. maila in the spring I talk more about th: quiet ins cool breezes fram the sea, and tl adjacent shade trees “They tell me that men are paid as high as $15,090 to $29,000 @ year to mrite display advertising, There's plenty of room for thought and care neiguborhions of loz in preparing mere liner advertising. Darfoek "Rent omit It's because T take pains with mine t ad answers five quee- that I keep my houses filled.” nien And. street r nom mean f double th ne malern umppovement, rapiaces, Both New “building Reames ceilings Rouse and ‘ow, t New York’s Great Bridges. was “ready for business.” Although traffic over the Bridge is several times greater than it was at frat, engineers gay that it is as safe as ever. Th necting Manhattan and Brook- T. first of the great bridges con- lyn was opened to traMlo thirty- three years ago, May 2%, 1883, Brook- lyn Bridge was long considered one lof the engineering wonders of the world, but {t is now but one of five great structures which epan the East |River. Work on the great suspension | nridge was commenced early tn 1870, ‘Williamsburg Bridge, the seco! across the East River, was com menced tn 189 id completed in 1908. The Manhattan Bridge and the Queensboro Bridge were both com- menced in 1901 and completed tm 1909, The Hell Gate Arch Bridge, @ rall- way structure spanning the Bast River and now nearing completion, is land thirteen years passed before it! the heaviest bridge in the world, | Facts Not Worth Knowing | By Arthur Baer Copsrigist, 1918, by The Prese Publishing Os, (The New York Brening World.) It tg impossible to prevent a telephone on a party wire from leaking. | Only about 200 shopping days unt Christmas. It 19 a superstition among the Wallyadian savages that a fried grapha- | phone record ts very poor eating. | Te da the momentous verdlot of @ Judge of the Supreme Court that a patron could legally compel @ bootblack to shine his shoes on the dottom for the price of one admission, | | An architect named Conklin has evolved a scheme to foil sccond-story men by designing a bungalow with only a first and third floor, | The Emplouers’ Liability Act doesn't hold an employer responsible when an employer imagines that he can mantoure his nails on the electric fan. plication alee al a dal) “For this relief much thanks, o& remarked Mr, Jarr, “What's the matter with your’ + asked Mra, Jarre, peevishly, “What | hurrying around tn expectancy of the lthreatened visitation, | When Mr. Jarr returned from his office in the evening he found his good lady still worrted and irritable “Well, I suppose you have had a hard time with Mrs, Gabb all day,” he remarked, “gle never showed up at all,” re plied Mrs, Jarr, “and here I stayed in the house aii day eapeoting hes,” have you got against Mrs. Gabb? Be cause she's my friend, | suppose, She's the only woman I knew that ever gives mo a hand, and #he com: here and cooks me little thin tella me all the news, Don't von nent me to have any congenial women I griende?” ha