The evening world. Newspaper, June 1, 1916, Page 16

nate aun anomie nner ete nee enema ann cgeen gn ia adaehllad cal nian eoamienemenieienaiea meme aea eae) Ee leer eed ere com name at sedi ahem 1 ern HIM The ee World Baily Magazine, Thursday, 7, June 1, 1916 fig Wield. =| A Leaky Umbrella « 22%. « By J. H. Cassel pnnceeorooceronnnvoomneromnvacconwcels Sayings of ESTABLISHED BY JOSEPH PULITZER. i 4 A arn ARARAAN ARAN RARAL ig @ bit of bluster about the American troops and an invitation to ten days, after which she will returo] When sho loses the ome importance!” said Mr, Jarr.| ahead and marry the girl {f you 'are sv interested in the girl. capacity of| “Not till you get out and somo real Pudlished Daily Except Sunday by the Press Publishing Company, Nos. 53 te| oA ; fark Row, New York. ‘ RALPH LEULITZER, President, ¢8 Park, Row, Ts. 0. omon 4 JOSEP PULITZER, Ire Seceetany, 0 Park” Ro : Ravered at the Post: ;Oftice at New York an Second-cle it Gudsoription F i Evening| For England and the Continent an@ By Helen Rowland World for the United States All Countries in the International —— Oné Year nav scvaave WPitaban Mid | Copsrigit, 1916, by The Prens Publishing Oo. (The New York Evening World.) Wet Meath... ccs 0 aioe uenie seese 09.78) Y DAUGHTER, consider the way of a man, and the way of a womanly” | in times of sorrow, how strangely they console themselves. AEE El SORT gern ee oF 20,008 For lo, a good ery is unto the beart of a woman more satisfying o a than a good swear unto the heart of a man. AMERICA LAST? Beboid, when a man is oppressed with tributation and woe, ho rusheth | forth unto the tavern, and drowneth his sorrows in wine; for not one of HE country buzzes with talk of national safety them {s so deep t it cannot be queached in a cocktail glass. z a ety and defense, Plans pi sasceale Sutin! " $ But @ woman rusheth forth unto the Beauty Parlor, and hath her t LS eee ciel bles MASSAGED away with her wrinkles, and her temper marcelled witht Meantime has anybody thought about defending the her hair. pockets of American consumers? | For nothing so restoreth her courage and stimulateth her hope as wae Is anybody watching the alarming rise in the prices of ; thought that she “Jooketh right.” * common commodities, including food? | When a man {« harassed with worrles ho seeketh the poolroom and th¢ + The Evening World has more than once called attention to the! poker purty, and recklessly casteth bis burdens and his moneys upon the eecelerated upward trend of the cost of living in this country. With, | Somting tants, the passing of every month meat costs more, sugar is dearer, other| But a woman hasteneth to “go shopping,” and flingeth her shekels away doodstatls besin the climb, Prid shal | upon a new hat, and silk hosiery, and a foolish negligee, and a frock whicy oegin the climb, : rices of common metals—copper, zinc, ‘eke doth NOT want; and behold, she ts consoled! lead—have doubled and trebled. Chemicals that were formerly cheap When a man ts “down-and-out” he ccaseth from shaving, and permite are now quoted at fancy prices. In consequence of this increasing! teth his hafr to grow long and his garments to become slabby, that they expensiveness of materials hundreds of everyday articles that every- may be in tune with his spirit. body uses are advancing in cost, The exorbitant price of gusoline is| But @ woman arrayeth herself in all her GLAD clothes, and redoublett & Satlonal scandal | the powdering of her nose and putteth on an extra coat of rouge, that heg a . ‘ \ | cuemles may not see her sufferings and say of her And the end is not yet. Where the American consumer will When a man hath received a wound of the heart he goeth forth tH resently find himself can only be eurmised from the additions made! search of “consolation; and lo, the FIRST fluffy thing that offereth him iy } . weekly and almost daily to his load. j sympathy eeemeth an Angel from Heaven, which comforteth his soul eng Always the same reasons offered: The Furope’s demand. featorevd His \venity: 7 “I P But a woman locketh herself within her closet, and will admit NO mang Why in the name of loyalty, patriotism and plain duty | for when her heart achoth for one of these nu other will suffice. pepe te erican producers ari the demands of Europe ahead | | When a man suffereth from depression and 1s BLUE ho hasteneth unto. of their own country’s needs? Why must prices charged to | the playhouse, for the merriment of vaudeville show and the musical come unit consumers be fixed by the bids of desperate foreign | edy and the jokes of the comic papers are as manna and medicine unta 10 bis spirit. Et Has pris irl iar of nd pail ead hk a mae ad. | But a woman taketh out her SADDEST novel, and her most pessimistid t seoesatela Uy ehae i amar Le crit enrich f{tselt a | poet, and re-readeth them. Yea, she steepoth her soul in tragedy and wale apres 2 sbalgp enced bibtal 4 | loweth {n tho woes of others, that she may forget her own sorrows. No prosperity can forever blind us to the price boosting that is; For, behold, a man ts allopathic in his methods, and seeketh an antle tow going on nor save us from its dire consequences, dote; but a woman is homoeopathic and believeth that “like cureth Ik It ig time the country asked itself the question whether prepared- Verily, verily, a man buryeth his woes, and fiingeth a shovelful of eartly eon— ey are forgotten! ness does not include also the securing of the products of Ame: } thereon—and lo, they ar: ieatatre frit of all Api i ae ne poate - Ae Oy But a woman's heart {8 a MAUSOLEUM, wherein she ebutteth herself . lustry i) By bigs mericans at prices fixed by normal conditions | and weepeth over the graves of dead griets of peace and trade at home. For nothing so contenteth her spirit and rejotceth her soul as to “feol “Are the business men of this country ready themselves to lend, ere | SORRY for herself!" Selah? a hand and sacrifice an interest?” demands resident Wilson el | A propensity to hope and foy te real riches, one to fear and That ought to cover more than merely giving employees time | rorrow real poverty.—HUME. for military training, It ought to cover the business itself and the) | first call on what it produces. | Betty Vincent’s Advice to Lovers Is It to be America first fn all things? Or ts the American | ; FC Werner ore : 5 consumer to get only what Is left aiter Europe has heen | | JU Js the season of June brides, an pore Me i. he {dea you mention ig { ° »plied? 1 am receiving many questions og but a su; * | suppl about marriage. One which Tam] ope ic serita, am a eee eters | = jasked most frequently ts this: “Are | sions I have 1 young lady coming i two persons likely to be happy together | from business, and on each occasion } Who's quick enough to catch a “weasel word?’ {¢ the difference in their ages {e con- T have tried to pay fare on the | + « 2 Sag iderable?" : * Ly s refused to permit it, Wag | —— oo dorable right?” < G erally speaking, it is wisest for| Yes, if she did not care to be under ANOTHER FROM MEXICO De RY man to marry a wvinan three of | she alight ohttenton to 3a. She hed ° a ce Se ene eee ee fou younger than himself. ed soli ha Dera RRRANZAtH GMa tore Mtn alts Renew mle aainet ats i MASA AAA AMARA AA GAAAARARADD AAA ARAARAARABAAD OAR AARARADAREIOODAAS Physi Sentully and tempera |A Delicate Point. ad : ta h I then be abou ae a American troops are still kept on Mexican soil and demanding W h ena Wo man Is O 1 ai I oe e ee arr = am i | y Ps ce bei rimeta te ne ting maa abo Area ie their immediate withdrawal. ives, It is usually unwise for a i%,8bout to graduate trom college and et e one ah oes a Who wants ms ty come for graduae { Tho, First Chief once more puts in the familiar, rubber stamp. $ By Sophie Irene Loeb By Roy L. McCardell — man to marry a wom. « number of | thon and spent Ay mith Rie eae : * years older than hin 18 sho Will lents. They la etude assurance that his troops are “now in a position to control the out- Ree eee ee aa Wit ane ection ino Copyright. 1026, by ‘The Lies Publishing Co, (The New York Kvauing World.) Me more quickly, Thero ls much |bim, Do you thi ni they should write | Fcas he aes is eee at STERDAY a woman took @!, When sho meddies in her son-ln R. JARK strolled into the cafe here have got the price you are just, more chance of happiness when a wo- | to me themselves? | Jaws in Northern Mexice ete., ete. No doubt they are also “in a train for Chicago, She walked! /' F out of “respect for | pau aecornans full of insults which you throw out |man marries & man considerably hor| Yes, It is their place to do that, tf } position” to get Vi They have been in these positions so long down the platform with firm aby she inulaia Chat Han way orl “Well, how's bu i jat me, so if T say anything back to | **nlor > hey really w: | to welcome you, | that they appear to have stiffened there. step and erect figure, and but for ee was better than the! Gus put down hy German _ uh yeu face in front of you, you will) sj7 1, writes: “I ain twenty-three | J. R." writes: “I ike a girl very , > oblige 7 " hite crown of ‘ou would jpaper ho was reading, surveyed Mr./have an excuse to go to some other and very much In love with a girl|much and although I have nover seen | Carranza’s remarks as to the obligation of the United States to y.ve estimated her ago at about hait| When looks in her fnirror and|Jarr intently and sald, “Business! Nquor store and say, “If that big) With red hair. p wish to ask her to rh 1 many times to her * ‘ : pm e! y calle: | » circum- bering to count her gray bare. 7 r t going at | ohn y ‘marry put frie advil 2 Cs | ro! | guard its frontier may not seem entirely called for under the circum- its actual count : : 1) When tllows rifles to annoy ain't no good and i ant going to get Dusenaae in going tot ik that gray, | ATTY ane {Bue frienda ad nein a stelep bier, (t. iF Riper fm stances, but the obligation may be recognized without resenting the — She has ye 1 hor es score i ; & habit ; any better for a wht ae} Ht me J ain't golng to paternize |rioy say that women with rec wW It Iam introduced , 4 F d ten, She goes West to attend ne Green-eyed| “For how I while?” asked Mr, tolent tempers, What do you] ‘Ibo thing for you to do manner of statement. What the whole communication amounts to {irs conventions, She will be one, TONE ie raneierta [comer BOM GaAs 02KOG Al Aieiea Ue aulialieiag iteseuaeca ot jaivise “sg Pe, lume OH aa inteaauetion At Gnch alate ean ' the United States to show its hand. to take up her many duties. enthusia stile ia PRE eee a ROME LILITH Fe) mut think you cut a lot of ice | ———-— ++ eA ase: imacl F : consist of managing a home, en she persists in sitting In the f Haass ‘| around here!” ‘6 » that Washington will be particularly worried, — These consis *}gaine old cha I can tell when you come In with | > E We do not imagine that Washington 1 be part lar y worried. | ating for a family and, as she Cie eee TRO aie atte? bea a eS Ted eee Ayr velit cont outieo mush ioe as Tihavel I aper mergency Umbrella” Carranza is bound to keep on fussing about the troops in order to jt, “taking an interest in thing Lata die rise MUG mpralsness SBOE YOU ACAI RTINS (pays tonureelied Guar dAnctenah Bac! ee tisfy so-called public opinion in Mexico. As the First Chief has When f asked her the secret of her = ak habit of having your umbrella at the office when you need it at r vice versa, or if you are like stonally le: people I could mention slip in the | side door and say, ‘Gus, our tee has, jgiven out, My wife would take a home a lot of people and occ it is extra warm on a Sunday eli you have. that very common ability to keep young sho told me The way to cure our prejudices ig this; That every man should many reasons why @ woman gets old. ; A Rs ome people are old at thirty, Jet alone those that he complains of in others and eamine his own..LOCKE, others are youthful at seventy,” wel . favor ff you'd let us have a plece of | ‘ himself said of his nation: “Appreciations and understandings of ex- pediencies that are very clear to persons in the © apt Government 4 o be very imperfectly comprehended by the people.” peopl : ly lea pe veers. pe y ea said, “It is just how you make it.) [—————— —— - toe, it taking a continued car rido after Which gives diplomacy a long and irksome task if pt oe you gat off at your street corner, or g i A B There is no secret about it, There ts) “Oh, if you are going to throw if people like your umbrella so well oS tail only one recipe—activily. 1 belle i”) N ti | that up to me I'l pay for the old Hat they consider It o gift Instend o! ‘von ining mar awe oo ene ot! {OU Nationa ec ln? salar Jee, hatin "1 tered | frie BESTE a, ha ‘The B. R. T. has devised an express tran that is ten min youth awake is to have a live interest 4 pA EL | to pay you for it at the time and you. friend indeed,” for he surely te “a utes slower than a local, the motto of the BR. T. Traffie not only in your immediate circle but} The Story of Their Beginning and Development. {wouldn't take {t."" | friend tn need." > in the cireles beyond—the world at aper umbrella, for use in emer- ———— men Department being “Strive to outdo thysel! Lar Be + Money don’t pay for @ favor” re-\ geneiey, which Its makers claim . seated atone nme | UATE aa acon ‘aarwan lbaeleo ln ela Copyright, 1916, by The Press Publishing Co, (Phe New York Evening World.) Plied Gus, “I guess there ts @ lot of|rain and wind proof, has_ recent! * ) . | + eer : No. » Spee y ? Soa th knockers around here would miss me|been put on the market, It ts do~ Thamar we ee Hits From Maas rp Wi ts on what {s going on in the world that No, 8—-The Speech That Won a Nomination, iefewank cin ce buaesca’ |signed to be sold at news stands, elo- aa soon do you grow introspective and] 66 QOL shall not press down upon the brow of labor this crown of thorns,| i vated ratirond stations, restaurants, /handio and oiled-paper covering, fe Bome one says that money will noty you about it at great length. —Colum- become satistied to live on the past. You shall not crucify mankind on a eross of (old.” | “But you're not going out of bust-| cigar stores, &c. The article consists| 1s light and folds compactly, while buy everything. But it will buy any-) bia State Gradually you ‘age’ and soon you are This striking phrase, coming at the close of a brilliant speech |heas, I hope,” said Mr. Jarr, in a of & metal frame of special design tol with ordinary care it can be used een Of course, nan tan‘t vain; but he! ‘eld’ You rust out rather than root me bap ponieerat - x tional Convention of 1896, won « Presidential nomina- | softer tone, for after all, Gus wasn't | $'¥6 {t unusual fox! + & wooden several times, out. ! , yan, but it did not win him tho election then or after |the worst fellow in the world, i- — —— A now pa loves ting they ton A know another woman who has ; et sn’t_ know,” replied Gus, "“El- an tdelphia Tele, Somehow been called upon to Ko ryan was the least known man, eo far as public reputation was con-! mer, my bartender, ho ine > ul K ladolant ad the whole cates Be okt learned, who ver aohiaved (he nominalian fons Ole Or tie thier Of tie twa les eer etnae ry UE is gone by Facts Not Worth nowing ef through sory ; N 4 Z h day 9 Te ess re- | loading parties, Previous to his flush into the Mlmelight, that distinetion |" lays’ rest in the country, paths, bust $88 ; where he has a friend what needs | By Arthur Baer Panother ad been held by Franklin Pterce of New Hampshire, who had been nom- ated and elected President in 18) him to help him on the farm, My | os 0B, 1016, by The Press Publishing Oo. (1 * York Evening ‘World ) But since the hot day in July, tp the sweltering convention hall at | Wife has gono by her folks in Ho- | \ neni have been unadle to find how a worm spends his me f ward Tt might be observed that when poill-| Wil Jur cs akes #tran 1 fellows, there | an h much sleeping. Nashville Ban | | | | | verses was thrust on’ her to b is tho youngest member of her fa Her doctrine, she said, Is thi always take my troubles and refuse to let them take me, When they s y does the baby that talks so t motier alw refuse to pe Interviewed (by strang When a man has been married a ew years he realizés that the best e* is to apologize hu whether he did it or not ts os Pye Tie 'Chiecago, when he made his speech, Mr. Bryan has continued a foremost | boken, and this is the first chance I while waiting for the chestnut season to open, ity years |set for a week at my own cash reg- If a man rata a woman he firure in the politics of tw: ntimental, . = ; t e Adesntt his ia aiib! ental overbearing Lt Just get inter Maree times nominated and defeated for the Pre: 1896, 1900, ister, and I ain't heard uo n 1 how th Segre 7 a eta kineae santana ae something entirely outside,” 1908--and once fatling of nomination, in 1912, Mr. Bryan takes place along- |in and make it ring, ye Baked $0 veces. tent y BFSMIDEOE SENG ACM IBGE RON 9 y 5p please,” only to have litte The many women lke | side of Henry Clty, Daniel Webster and James G. Blaine as striving in vain] afr, g aang th ‘ much better before than after getting the bill, Ask, “Is there any milk in t . this one the o eve-|through many years to enter the White House, All four of them became | 4° Jt tating the gentle hint, —Macon News ning a woman of the. third | y of State in the Cabinets of thetr rivals and never achieved tho | ™#de tt ring. \ sts that y store The world is three-fourths water, but you can't bluy at rd to say to her ow for what r office “And you Was saying to me that . . . e original article ty wren . . of the ‘Vin realy to go Ne happens after the milk gets out of her jurisdiction Another pathetic little th K Ap Rei ae tea Mh The Democratte Convention of 1896 was more concerned at first with |my place was no account, hey?” eaid f 9 t tetion, ok a | Oona ind tired; but {Princtples than with candidates sneing tremendous | Gus, after the bell had run ey grandmot ready nor. tired, | Internal dissension over the ally FESTA ey rte ene reopen pee abs Heoent experiments ty Luther Burbanhy to scive bnitepros euded She iss of the Hast and the stiver meu Vest there was bitter © almost as successfully as the English Dardanelles campaign [financiers around here have to atick | And there you have the spirtt of This monctary plank of the platform had to be settled tn mit. bad checks if I was to go out of | to-day, White-Nalred women In. the |» ps. in the factory, 1 the offtee: » convention fore any consideration could be given to candidates, In the course of the ‘i et aap Be Se ae male Bryan, a delegate from Nebraska, thud “erown of thorns” business? Who else tn the neighbor- After numerous experiments @ prominent expert on psy: hologicat World Z ty nt | hala * aey th throw them | *Ppccch i Hately me acknowledged le vod has a free telephone that no- | Phenomena is convinced that you can't eat the skin on a chartotte rugee, daldal ' fl find hay | off Not only did he drive the gold standard (i ody DU we Gonibihava to pas ae abn i ‘ AL intic ; ‘ " i ary} : i uN “ if the ¢ fow seen smal) | swept convention off 1 ves a dem Use of it, and When somebody does these nye , le Vie Balior ming Wor . h that mak OT a toad is shasn " i} if, Ms _ ne it was % i 7 dh peal ' ’ k my ' Kp \ vaya Bee iy slap down a dime vy ve been tur Luso rs} who ¥ y * fr bis wing 4, During a club lecture on civic prob EGLERT Oo TWILLER yomine Ted by acclamation for Pre ton the x Han A i elsh rabbit part Jgms uw tew nights ago the speak ow i Bryan's dietation vad ut div and sa) be T afters | gor f some fashionable friends? ¥ ” . and st 1 up unusual politic f Wards find out they has been talking I ¢ them demands on ‘Oh, well, cheer uy pasuglly remarked th re were |) Ww y Li i poe , | Puy dM re it le pau United States ¢ you tuform met y by rat hb yrace th s full of partie latforms and tteket to Syracuse and it's @ dollar on my | m d nature so much,” said ¢ Ve Kot to get along home si Jare, - ud ' as prt gp oie ; a . nu 4 1" declared the De ta, “the free and unlimited cotnage bill < | “because I don't have to be good na- | co: afferty and the bunch" hone j ler @ ot veo pig ay x . nye pre y 1 ost forbids all pleasure | Of both gold and sliver at the prese val ratio of 16 fo 1, without watting “Who goes bail at all hours of the! tured, But when loafers come in iny| When Mr. Jarr got hom eegipianted . a . “ ~ phe er Now ; at dom ban Man- are nd oF fear of “what people} f z Li ponaent of any oe adion: eet ar day and night for everybody that | piace and fill their pockets mit| Mrs. Jarr that Gus had « feta be fo me a ne ‘ “7 be B in When she refuaes to join in the| adopted a e: ub bane elon) ia we momninated titam MoKinley aod lives around here what geta arrested | crackers off the free lunch counter, @ainat tis will trying ty mines him > ne larg IR 9h ‘in in da cautions gold form saying are of to the eoin- at home o n't Tt ak the 8 pusen tk n® to © ox. dependent upon the inale sex for suy ae f 9 MIA OR Account OF be of silver except by international agreament with nding commercial (At home oF away from is? Don's Tjand 1 ask them if their wife la a) ou thas: bis © Wad really ' rt I should think © of them!. Se ay Me ee arhad | Mtlons of the world, which we pledge ourselves to promote, and until suc have pay my carfare to Canarste parrot, all they say to me ft My | necessity In tie nelenbopr 4 a ould destituie, 1 am w : 5 in the theor han A ja | A8Teeinent can he obtained, the extsting go ard must t erved’" and buck to get Muller, the grocer, wife's gone to the country, hooray! A necessity rise ; Mf parha eos sheakor inadvertently | the bas In the tMeht that followed MoKinley won, but Bryan Kept up hfe atlver ‘ being locked up for a fight?” And di I catoh a guy nial sha should ne wih 1 & kin » the! 18! way iecersful, for eter r vi shang ‘ene Ob, well, wa all have our troubles," pockets full of i cheese--two way 1 ‘eal. whom | buve discussed tbe matter in- jury? AL. OB. ain an { “ Q . 6 ry i Romie conditions made it a dead issue, repiied Mr, Jarr consolingly, ‘but al) pounds of i ail orunbied pan When there'e @ saloon on paps