The evening world. Newspaper, May 23, 1916, Page 16

1 > PORT ARTE SINE RR eS 3 “It ain't very often J let out a 4 » but J want to say that tle mov- tp POP?” we we rr] We Boty THa A Penny on (De WA OP, THAT LITTLE ToHnnwy THMITH (TH NOT VARY “Pourte AND Right Quier, * FTER being dark since Satur- day night the Yorkville Thea- tre fa to reopen to-night with company of German players. Night the police visited the howse and told Samuel Rachman, ir of the company, that he x orga continue to present the Playlets in his current bill, giv- as @ reason that they were un- Pisque. Manager Rachman was pomewhat surprised. The playlets had Given hundreds of times tn Eu- and, so far as he know, had ed no blushes. He became im- ‘with the idea that the policemen had censored them could not un- @erstand German. An investigation that he had guessed right. Rachman explained to the Police ment that the dialogue in ¢ @ketcbes was not unduly risque, he promised to cut out anything it might seem off color. The result permission ws given him to go| with the show. An Irish policeman | ®eing to keep an eye on the show. i; ARLINE WASN'T ILL, W. C. Pickens, « staid citizen of Bt. Louts, received a surprise yesterday @het ruffled him somewhat. While sit-| in the lobby of a Broadway hotel attention was attracted to a beau- ‘ot 1 who was king gh ‘the giase in one of the bos: CPP. 1818, Prem Pvnaabiog Ca (H.Y. Bvening Wont) HoW'DY " DeCTOR ME TONIC = Howd BUOINESS & WELL- WELL I Swan! NouRE LOOKIN’ WELL FoR A MAN TWAT WAS QUITE eickt THI WEEK © ‘@ revo! Bhe would wring ber bands and peek in ib, as it were. Mr. Pickens the girl must be ill, #o be to her aide. I be of any assistance to yout” asked of the young woman. @ man standing in auto at the curb. “You can assist and me, too, by beating it.” laturally Mr. Pickens became an- a Turning be said: “Sir, you're in- , be,” retorted the other, “but ‘re crabbing this , a8 the surprised Mr. Pickens d back, the other man shouted: low, Arline, go to it! Remember, at tenor is about to leave his icture.” ter, Si, under yer hair.” ‘Inen, frown- ing, old Silas said, “Rats!” and moved a sea, Peeweeple quietly murmured, “I swan!” Dart. J sure was a bird at theatrical ‘and you are infatuated with bim./art. 1 hogged ev'ry show that we ever right—camera!"” put on.” Jed Peeweople quietly murmured: “I swan!" “Now I," Si He GY WAY OF OIVERGION, | To show up tbeee atare might ho fooxed 7 ’ ry jooke Wald Silas McGuggin. in Peeweeple'#| on as mean, but I'm just tho one who ‘would ‘ait ‘be eo ‘turrible bright ‘that q woul so turrible ight that ro see are nsedta Bred scone tee | thers would fail, but they ought to, by | have Ba ‘ntaake kaa poseeuy, | Sum! Td ketch all the fans and I'd poagon cal iy era tig cae 4 strike ‘em all dumb with wonder at te awful, it's fearful, 1's wronk. | Serie me eet en jee pee som: sin’ myself before | + ke fi I'm ‘kiddin’ na, When {war a Youth 1 tok pert | Jea**Boit "how could, wcten Sos | gute eB esta Speen AGE fe ithe shows at Hanbury'’s Corners, Magcen.” Hilas said. "Well, go on and! which is not true, be did, et think it—I1 don't care a hoot. I know| Edgar Norton, ntly in “Beat _ Sage one knows 1 captured the sin ev's one. If that) how to act, and I'm handsome, to boot.” | Brummell,” is to Play, this week as Rene de Montigny In “If I Were ‘ry blamed ‘% the truth, I'm a@ son-of-a-gun.|“Hold on, there!” said Jed. “Yer a People demanded that I have a! nut, { declare! Yer short of gray mat- King.’ Actors’ Fund. A number of stars of both the legitimate stage and screen will: be. present. FOOLISHMENT, rape ef Sa! Mt Gossip. Elisabeth Marbury has returned from Camp Uncas, juecte Lake. ved ss Norris and Robert McWade engaged for “Cheating Trail Holliday,” at the Harris, will be played the three bun- dredth time to-morrow night. hea FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. “Ferryboats ruin #0 many dispo- tons.” “What do you mean?” makes me cross. Can You Beat It? «xetha, By Maurice Ketten {Young MAN, CAN Taat STure! Jyoun Hanens Trey ane Ron! FARE AWFUL | To DATE ,OLD Lady Don" You tsNow You MUST ALWAYS STEP ASIDE AND PAss First, “THAT'S AL: OUT OF DATE PROPER THN Now IS 16 IKNockk RIGHT 4ND LEFT AND PUSH AHEAD DON'T “YOU KNow You Must ALWAYS OFFER Your SEAT BA LADY WHO wa is STANDING IS DON'T You IN’ SHOULD Ata We Rive AND COURTEOUS To A LADY > © PiFFLE! THAT'S OLD FHASHIONE D STUFF ~ Forqer ir! MANEN'T You ANY RESPECT For OLD AGE ? DON'T THINK MUCH OF NIT! 1 BELONG Tow THAT NEW SCHOOL NEW SCHOOL oF PoLITENESS ~ STep L 'S ouR COLLEGE oneal heeecae, aniinneet 3 : BIGGEST IN THE WORLD CROWDED DAY AND NIGHT. 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