The evening world. Newspaper, May 18, 1916, Page 18

a i — Rees ty Home and Comic Page of THE EVENING WORLD, Thursday! May 18: wie" mem) S * MATTER, POP?” “ wa se 606©«@ we we wr “ a By C. M. Payne About Plays Hat Did : IS MA WONT LET DS qd Pi rs tHe BOY t\e Sez It Doesnt iM MARR A LOT OF an aye SAN ABouT GET SUNDAY ._| Nose SUN DAT EVERY PLACE YESSIR OUT INFRONT © By SIDE DUDLEY ? AT ONCE SUNDAY “a: MOTHER MADE," al new comedy by John ¥.| Hazzard and Winch Riith, will be the Gaiety Theatre's opening, attraction next season, It will be offered at that house early in August by the new producing firm of Winchell Smith and John L. Goidén. The play was tried out recently in Hartford and Atlantic City, and received much commenda- tion, In the company are Forrest! Winant, Louise Rutter, Ruth Chester, | Lucy Cotton, Frank Nelson, William, Meehan, Edgar Nelson, Sam Reed, Koy Fairchild and Abraham Sincoff.| “fo the public may know," it should) be stated in this connection that Mr.! Hazzard is « famous man, made #0 tye poem, AWA, Mabel?! BOENRY HASENPFEFFER — He'll Probably Live to Regret What He SAID, Too! we we ow ue By Bud Counthan LATHAM AT THE CENTURY. | F. G. Latham has been appointe COUN 18 Some Poemaning Co OY. Bren WOR 2, o. i - a THATS RATHER A BROAD maar of the Century Theatre by Dip Visee, Hg - WSBven T Guess wes Prev) (You aw ve! STATEMENT , ener DEAR TY’ KNOW Charles Dillingham wl a te \¢ 16 ARRESTED FoR BEIN'< Dor! TH \F A MAI TEA DURIN' OUR “CovRToHe " y tee in MDIIity GHORT IM athe ACCOUNTS ) an’ URS. Sou USED TO STEAL AT TH BANK 7 (T ING ———,— 0 REGRET KISSES FROM Me? == v_ MES REEN @TEALIN = , iN THE TREE CAST. —t OVER A Year Henrietta Crosman wil tress Page in Sir Herber' duction of Windsor,” N T P * Collier will be Mis Maud Milton will be! Goorge W. Anson and Sydney Green- street will be Bardolph and the host at the Garter Inn, respectively. Mr. . of course, play Falstaff. ment was in error last aid Virginia Fox play Mistress Pag will appear as Ani AU tn Brooks Page. AS LEW BEES IT. “Speaking of the summer theatri- a) season,” said Lew Kelly, Prof. Dope in the Columbia's new show, : sey ‘.: on the intricate dentin of trevart| F§ LOOEY AND AXEL—A Few HOURS Would Be More to the Point! we uw uw we we we By Vic ous successes and failures. I wish to state without reserve that another argument may be put forward by the few, but that will not alter the gen- = result, obvious though it may LANES ‘N GENTE’ oN GAME DELAYED A FEW MINUTES WAITING FOR CONE CE “TH UMPIRES 8 “True enough!" we replied, “but are you in favor of itt” “Absolutely, and it cannot come too oon or too late. I'd like to see it come immediately, but I hope it doesn't happen. Now I must send ind ue 4 want her to fetch me a copy of The Evening World with this inter- view in it,” said Lew. And then he wot a currycomb and proceeded to manicure Fritzi, his trained flea. MOTHER WAS A STRANGER. Rene Davies, in private life Mrs. George W. Lederer, has a smal! son nd the smal) son has a small dog. Recently Miss Davies returned to New York from a six months’ trip over the Orpheum vaudeville circuit and was introduced to the dog, an acquisition the family had undergone during her ou ae! DAS GAME yonT START FoR. VUN HOUR AN A HALE, AY GAN SLEEP VUN FEW MINUTES (MoRE- t dog, Mamma,” said He can do all kinds of tricks. Want to see him perform?” a 8 Davies eaid she'd be delighted| — 2 = aes mane ea a pea a4 the boy ordered the dog to show Gossip. “Molly 0," which opens at the Cort) SOMDOTOOCDOTOTOOTEDTOTEGOTEDTERTCOERIEETOESOTOOEOR ex CODOODDOGOOSOOODIOSIOS off, The dog refused absolutely, Af-) 4 0, Brown, manager of the Play-| Saturday night. Peers re 209080908 2 as te aut, pecans tiene 10 Ae house, ts ill at the King James Hotel.| James Pooton writes trom Tucson, By Arthur Baer a: 3_ WHAT TOMMY SAW ON THE FARM He ® 1OODECOOODOOOOOOBE Frank Milton and the De Long| Ariz, that his, health is improving. POGODDOOM OHODOOSOISO OOOO mye itu Sisters have a new vaudeville act, | He expects to be back on Broadway ‘Aw, he won't do hin tricks before)" Mrne Co-respondent” will end ite|in the fall, | rangers,” he sald. run at the Booth Saturday night. wnreaee has heard that Bisle Janis 7 Hive Wyndham ix now leadiny have the leading role in “Stop, ‘ BY WAY OF DIVERBION. woman for the Manhattan Players, | Look, Listen!" next seaaon, Sitting here to-night I'm thinking] Rochester. Rube Goldberg, Bud Fisher and ef & home I used to know. Sort 0°] ‘phe two millionth ticket to “Hip-|Bert Levy will show the public how to @tarts my heart to sinking—that old| pip, Hooray!” was sold at the Hip-}make ‘oon films in an act in the gcene of Jong ago. In a kitchen now| podrome yesterday. Friars’ Froli Pm looking, in a farmhouse in al” 4 benefit for the Knights of Colum-| Willard Mack will present his new- xs 1 see mother busy cooking and/ pus building fund will be held at the;est playlet, “A Double Exposure,” at ‘woodbox near the stove. Recol-|ghubert May 21. : Palace next week, In it he will Jeet it, don't you, mister? You can{” Mile, Thamara Swirskaya, recently|show the treatment some girls are mee it same ae me. “Member how your| with Paviowa, is to be premiere dan- | sald to receive at some film studios. would biiater now and t! seuse at the Winter Garden, on tintere—gee! See the chips nd Lana Park's season will be offctally fark it's holding? Not a single stick| opened Saturday night at 7 o'clock @f wood! Can't you hear your mother | with a big parade, + telling you to “fill it good?" | mere is to be a benefit for the to seem that box, you ‘member,| aitics' Hospitals Reef Work at the Rardly gave you time to play. Kept) jote! Biltmore to-night, ou_mad clear from September till) Frances Starr has begun a THAT'LL BE ABOUT ALL. Jullan Hodges Informs us he hag! written a vaudeville sketch called “A Black Bye." It ought to have a punch in it.—Henderson (Neb.) Tribune, es weather came in May. Seemed) ing in her new play for next season, FOOLISHMENT, ‘twould kill you, still it Jerome Patrick 1s leading man novty maker, they. all, Men't, Row Tit tell you crus—for the crater Haltds whe Waste week | — Pyremi, ite ter eat hte, a Pa" gladly fil i. Yer, you with laryngitis, has resumed his role Wwet—and you would, too. in “Sybil.” Jimmy Powe MAY STAR MI8S BAYE pew bonedy, It is probable that A. H. Voods} at the Shubert, will star Nora Bayes in a comedy | Audrey Maple and of Wnglish extraction next season. have been added to FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. “Jones has hay feve: “How did b “He danced with a grass widow." “Now you quit that!" will open in his Luggage,” n, t Noor fr. 9 | POOGDOOOSDOODOOD D. Jack Callahan 3 OQOBDDODHHODOODOOOOST® 2000001) OOOO QODDODHODOHOGHOHOOOGHOHSDS® | “GOOD ‘STORIES OF THE DAY COODODDODOWGOSS: PHODHO®DHHOPDHHODHHGHDHHWODHOODGOGHHGH Not What He Expected. | ing, to try to settle this case out of court." ste 2% bo ee +6) S the brisk philanthopist thrust| “But, my dear sir, why waste 4° jan her fare into the taxi driver’s| money? As I have already told you, j OH, MOTHER WHAT hand she saw that he was wet | {Hat's ono of the best eases I've ever SHALL WE PLAY ? caylee and apparently cold after the halt|“\Nfayne it 1s,” ald fickle cMent, as OH! | HAVE IT. THA hour of pouring rain he hastened down the stairs, “but ‘not | 1 told you the other fellow’s “Do you ever take anything when | for y ything —Chicago Herald, oe NLL SHOW HAROLD C'MON COUSIN you get soaked through?" she asked, | Story: HAROLD, TAKE ‘ How CLEVER. 1 MINCON, AN’ “Yes, ma'am,” said the driver, with Neutral Spirit. ' MA A "i humility, “I generally do." ved peptic DATE We Pe aac oe “Walt here just a minute," com- ieey there something malictous 4 manded the philanthropist; and eho about even the fairest and kind- DINNER TIME pbs SURE WE'LL HAVE ) | BUNCH ran up her steps, inserted her key in 14 Booth| It was so that a young fellow who|the young man. “I've got them both {experienced a slight shock of earth. est of neutrals?” % the lock, opened the door and van- | was pushed into @ business, to keep] safe in my pocke uake, Pict A WONDERFUL TIME ished, to reappear in a moment, When | ‘Fariagton in Jadlanapel ry nature | Mm out of mischief had found it. es erate lo ures were thrown down, she had come down to the taxt man reed 2S Pentre ar? little |, 2/8 employer had algo found it out, Suspected Her. ‘@ and crockery were rattled she gave him a small envelope. “There | Of things, incline to rejoice a and he was severely admonishing him ° about During the tumult the mis- wo-grain aspirin tablets,” | Over ® Warring sister r as to the evils that resulted from such T HE Smith family, who resided In| tress went to the h male su take two of them now | ¥he? TL hope not Wickedness as lying. an interior citv, had ona of| Ment stairs and yet, in thinking of | “It is very bac Me te hniie oetoe “It is very bad," those maids of the invariably are some said shi and tw Magazine tion's misfor- | ad of the base- d out tn a pa- more in an hour."—Harper’s| “I hope n more in an ho b neutrals, he was concluding. boys who stood the other day and| ug nig man, indig-| heavy hand, Not long ago the town ee ' Watched an enormous safe being | ave you know that S . y ’ oi Settled Out of Court. raised up to the twenty-sixth story |T am n ret 5) of a skyscraper. **Pon my soul, I never knew such a| (2 990DIOODHNIOVOPOOANIPDDI AS OOOO! 66 ELL," said the lawyer, hav- Ravana iahets th 1 ' The (ast de @) wee W eli peer pee PR hoya wat shed the sate rise chap! There you gy again.”—Tit-Bits, § SCRAMBLED EGG PUZZLES the end of its his cllent's statement, | wire rope, and when {t reached the He Had ’E WLOWDQOVSGSS DVOOADIDESOE “you've got about the best case Lever tWentieth story the older lad turned e ha im. NO. 32, sadipeee an. | #Way in disgust, BY" had, My dear sir, you can't help win- Sonica nn, Net OBBY'S mother had forbidden the letters in this him to fight, but he came home in ning it, Whatever court you take ft to. | as wi id they spelled ¢ 1 move ‘They ain't agoint to ; hing whieh i shall be only too glad to assist you let her « lis News, one dav bruised and battered, teem makes ‘ite iene with the blood running down his taco Fou Terase told pack but a hanks," said t prospect ure| and two front teeth missing, accord- it in goo ed you + at. “Thanks very much!" Then, At It Again. Ing to the Kansas City Star, : ne ae grabbing his hat, ie a speedy | mpviit art of prevurication, vulguriy| "Why Bobby," said the mother @ if you can arrange the let- exit from the offi | I j 3 , sternly, “You ‘have been fighting tere to spell wha What?” exclaimed the astonished known as lying, when once well again, ‘and have lost two of your did. TI fi they ecainally lawyer. “Are you going?” cultivated, 1 a most difficult ac- | teeth,” 5 ace in "Yea," replied the other, “I'm just oomplishment to drop "Ob, no, I haven't, mother,” replied °