The evening world. Newspaper, May 13, 1916, Page 10

FALAW & ERLANGER have ac- K cepted a new romantio Irish opera by Victor Herbert and Henry Blossom and will present it at the New Amsterdam The- atre early in the fall, The scenes are all laid im Ireland. No title has been selected as yet. It is safe to predict that the opera will be worthy of the elaborate production Klaw & Erlan- ger intend to give it, since the as- sociation of Mr. Herbert and Mr. Blossom in the past has been particu- larty happy. They were responsible for “Mile, Modiste,” “The Red Mi!i,” “Princess Pat" and ‘The Only Girl.” DILLINGHAM GETS ANOTHER. Charles Dillingham has acquired § g i | A NEGRO OTHELLO. Othello without makeup will be at the York Theatre Monday ie | reserv ‘Tee, Tellegen, Nijinsky, Margaret Anglin, Leo Ditrichstein, Mrs. Fiske and Julia Sanderson. After the matinee the negro company will go to Boston, POOR OSCAR! Maurice, the dancer, has a brother named Oscar fighting on the aide of the allies in France. Jeanette Dia- tein, the poetess laureatess of the Elisabeth Marbury offices, heard of it last night and immediately shot @ poem down to this column eulogiz- ing the fighter. We're going to print several vereee of it, and we'll bet anybody money, marbles or chalk that when Oscar reads the tribute in his copy of The Evening World he'll go to his writing desk in the tronch amd pen @ note of thanks to Miss Dia- mon get it: f ie tl nell His z 3 g r it i 3 rs 2 To FETCH YOUR OL GENT To SCHOOL YOU CAN WOGE FROM HIS REPORT CARO Home + Page and Comic Oo ‘“S°MATTER, POP?” ‘S'Qurme A BiG Hover. Yioor Here ‘Hen’! Do Y' KEEP MANY SERVANTS WELL ~ LAST YEAR We HAD SEVENTEEN FLOOEY BALL FouR! TAKE YER Base! GEE, BUT AXEL'S GONNA BE SORE WHEN HE FINDS “THEY PUT Me IN HIS PLACE HERE ! HELL BE FRANTICN CenPmA, 1914 Brame Prasiening Co. CH. T. Evening Werte IF HE TROUBLES You AGAIN Miss GOOFUS- JUST TAKE THE STRAP Wozzar ? DID V'saY SEVENTEEN 2 — AND AXEL—Was Axel Frantic? of THE EVENING WORLD, Saturday. we WutTt OnLy wieuins “BALL | Yimminy! AY BANE “TEN MINUTES LATE. AY VILL GET BAULED OUT SURE! & molornes’ > ANCE : i | ! car late iuttaalh ay an > deli iipal 13, we May . x G (T WENT OUT THe WINDow AND-=AND- , NoTSud3BY DIDNT OPEN (7 1916 By C. M. Payne Cooymert 1814 Pram Pvending Co (HY Rvesing Worlds DANGONIT MAN! How TH SAM HILL CAN VAFFORD THAT NUMBER Merged STAYED ON Ralph J, Herbert, for ten years with A. H. Woods, is stage manager of the new Winter Garden produc- Par! Mann has three plays under tion, “The ing Show of 1916.” edneideration for next season. Cohan & Harrie will produce Norman (Biby) Btern is now treas-| “Buried Treasure,” by Rida Johnson urer of the Lexington ‘Theatre, Young in June, Otto Kruger will be Jtm Gorman is training the danc-|Prominently cast. “Three In One,” « play by Bidney me for the Friars’ Frolic, ‘Nora Bayes Hirsoh, author of “The Passion Play of Washington Square,” will be pro- duced at the Colonial next week. ‘Winter been engaged for PREPARING A NEW FARCE, art tn one of the “Fair and farmer” companies, Alice Licyd came to town from Southport, Conn, to see the baby parade, EXmund Breese says he has not been re-an; for the role he played in “The Fear Market.” A. H. Woods has gone to Washing- ton to have another look at “His Bridal Night.” Beatrice Hereford, now appearing im Keith Theatres, is to continue in vaudeville next season, Frederick J, Haskin, the Washing- ton and Shellbark, Mo, newspaper- man and actor, ls in New York. He by James Montgomery, It will open in Atlantic City May 29, In the cast are Maud Turner Gordon, Ione Bright, Ned Sparks, Ralph. Holmes, Marie Harper, | Morgan Grant Mitchell ‘and Jack FOOLISHMENT. A girl | know named Lalu Watts Went out and bought. two schwaptentote, Next day her Aunt Elizabet Found they bad scratched themselves to death, FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. has given up tangoing, “The entire audience arose and left Cleves Kinkead, author of “Com. | the te Theatre in a body last mon Clay,” is writig what he calls | night.” @ man’s play, The cast will be just “Why? i of beautiful dames. “The show was over.” tg LOOK AT HIM TOHIM - HE SURE NEEDS OW. TEACHER, JOHNNY BINK, STuck ME with A PIN. SIR, HOW DREADFULLY HAROLD HAS BEEN BEHAVING= THAT'S WHY | SENT FOR You. THE OL BOY'S GLAD To GET ADAY OFF, OR MAYBE HE AINT WORKIN: ON. MAYBE HE'S AFRAIO HELL CATCH ACOLD, Pepper and Sal PASSED BY HAZEN CONKLIN Copyright, 1916, Prem Publishing Oo, (N.Y. Brening World.) Some men do nothing but aspire, With wholly mental earnestness, To goals which others have made higher By working more and wishing less! Noise wouldn't have much to worry about.” WHOM DO YOU HATE? (Hated by J. 0. 8., Bronx.) 1 hate the glunk who when | hold a four heart flush and buy, Deals out to me a spade or club and leaves me high and dry! . (Hated wa, z, a. I hate the wimp who arg But, when | try to argue back, ush,) id miles and miles, nd smiles and emiles, iq L. e. Hoboken.) | hate the fwink who, when | thought | had some news to tell, (Hated by With cold, exasi back at me with “Well?” ting calm com (Hated by ‘“‘Tamarkin.” B'kiyn ) I hate the gloog who, when we're out on our joint pleasure bent, Just takes you for a little walk but never spends a (Hated by D,, Flatbush.) | hate the blub who when we're curing dryness in our necks, Will always do the ordering—but lets you pay the checks! thought. GOOD IDEAS GONE WRONG, Gas meters. “Janitor service.” Sau it's usually because she don't! JUST 98, ‘AT'S ALL. The softer the bed, the harder the snore, Our idea of home target practice is firing the cook at the kitchen range, Many a man who has a full ect of wiedem teeth can't even masticate lan idea. Add “Men Who Fail"—The poor boob husband who thinks he really fools |nis wife. There are some chefs whose cooking will please more patrons hereafter |than here, ‘This {s the open season for engagement rings, but it ts the bachelors who are wearing the hunted look, Nevertheless, a tightwad usually has plenty of loose change. SCRAMBLED EGG PUZZLE8—No, 30, Before the letters in this egg were sorambled they spelled the name of something which works and plays at the same time. ee See if you can arrange the letters to spell what they originally did, The ecrambled letters in Thurs- dare sag apalled AMOS CRABB SAYS—"If folks never talked except when they knew what they were talking about, the Society for the Elimination of Useless The heads of some men make perfect block systems for trains of ©ODDHDDHIDHOGHODGOISOIAGHOSPOOOS 9 8 THE SATURDAY NIGHT BRIDGE CLUB lO OO O00 0000000000000 00OO COO OOUOOOOOOO WELL-WAATTA YA Gown’ To DO WITH A FELIA LIKE THAT HENRY, WE'LL. GET Home TERRIBLY LATE IF TAEY HOPE THE BABY SONTT GET Rest SAY! AAVENT You PEOPLE cor} }, ANY Home? J GOTTA GET SOME SLEtp PLAYER LOOK LIKE \(_ TONIGHT! A STREAK OF CaARDt LIGATAING! @ meeeeieeesinancas IT Looks To mE °S\F THE “Dummy” WAS OM THE WRONG SIDE OF THE TABLE. YALIL!\ Mr Swirt! THE SPEEDO- MANIAC OF THE BRIDGE CLuB— HE Plays A THOUGHTFUL AND DELIGERATE GAME. 1% SOME OF THE | Between Drinks. he notic TOC ‘coup of men over in DDGBHHHDHHHHHHHO™HHH9OVAWGS WOAN, DEAR.— YOURE SO EXASPERATING! JWAaT's THE DIFFER- ENce IF You Oon'T PLAY THE RIGAT Aun! iF He Knew but when a husband boasts that Ais wife was “made to order”! rested for allowing his horse and wagon to block the public thoroughfare for the better part of five hours. “Did you leave your team for five ‘hours, Mr. Foster?” asked the Judge. | “Might have been thet tong, Jodge,” was the reply. “Where were you?” “In a saloon on Decatur Street, Yer Honor, takin’ @ drink.” “Do you mean to tell me that it took you five hours to consume one rink?" “Well, sur, no, not ex-actly; I wus interrupted three er fo’ times."—Case and Comment. pa | | Explained. | EKDLESS to say, this story N was told by 4 Kentuckian, says | the Pittsburgh Dispatch. A | visitor to heaven was being shown [around by St, Peter. After he had made a circuit and admired the |ptreets of gold and the singing birds Vana the beautiful flowers and was ebous to go aus of the gate egaim * ENRY FOSTER had been ar-|d the corner tled together, looking very isconsolate, “Why, who are those men over there?” he asked St. Peter in sur- prise. “Ol sald St. Peter, “those? ‘Those are Kentuckians.” “But what ara they chained up for?” asked the visitor. “We have to keep them tied up,” said St. Peter, frowning, [i we didn’t, they’d all go right back,” pellicle alia Lal A Thrifty Genius. [7 HERE 1s a certain famous J} violinist who frequently visits this country, and who among hts acquaintances 1s almost as noted for his parsimony as for hia genius. Among this musician's admirers was @ young woman who was determined, if possible, to procure some souventr of the great man. Her opportunity came one rainy day when she chanced to encounter the musician on Broad- way, He was provided with an old cotton umbrella, green with age; while the young woman carried a nico new silk one. She stopped him for a moment, ex- 3990099S000908 By Ferd G. Long 3 I DONT WAATA CRITICISE ANYBODY- BUT-1T Seems Te ME THAT SOMEBony, OUGHT To GETA PRize FoR, Ex- CEEDING THE SPEED DMT} some slight remembrance of youree! “no matter how amalli™” % ad The great man surveyed her keen!, and then gave @ glance at the od cotton umbrella that covered him. This he thrust into her hands, saying: “Certainly, my dear young lady. I shall be delighted, ange umbrellas, Lippinost'an iii ———___ The World Scorch, 66QIR IAN Hamilton, the chief of the Dardanelles expedi had just got beck to pilin to have his work investigated, when I met him at @ luncheon at Clar- 1dgo's," said @ Chicago millionaire, The talk turned, natur slowness with which the Devace ties operations had dragged on, and Bir Ian sald with some asperity that to ay to Seareb to Constantino; as absurd as th ’ money round the ploben talllionatre’a “He said @ milllional, ‘ along in his ninety horee-power Gat pedo, said to his chauffeur: 1 AWhere are we now? “ ‘London, air,’ yufteur swored, slowing ups om * “*Ah, out it , a out the details,’ esta the andi London Zina, "e*_ conte