The evening world. Newspaper, April 4, 1916, Page 20

RAI A About Plays and Players By BIDE DUDLEY DOGADOOOOQOH ‘OWL is a determined, not y reckless, young woman has just turned down a Staggerin offer for her services In films, Miss Cowl has made up her mind to keep out of pictures, and he ‘ll etick by her de cision in spite of everything, She was at home Nearby sat her Klauber. Tho ebe answered “Yes, this is Miss Cowl, “What's that $150,000 for a series of films? No, thank you! I don’t care to act In pictures. Goodby!” saya #)) a day or two ago, Adolph rang and husband telephone abe said At that she hung up the receiver “Oi! Oi!" said @ mournful voice be- hind her. Glancing around, Miss Cowl saw Mr. Kiauber holding bis head. NOT IN ONE BOTTLE. Wells Hawke, while ahead of the Diaghileff Ballet Russe, called on a Philadelphia editor with the idea of getting some publicity for the troupe. ‘ells had cooked up a fine tale to tell him. “I've got a good story for you,” said the press agent after they had exchanged greetings. “What is it?" asked the editor. “Three of our ballerinas, while on the pickle pier at Atlantic City, wrote their names on pieces of paper and put them in a pop bottle, They then threw the bottle into the ocean, hop- ing some Russian battleship would Pick it up. A ship was seen"— “What were their names?” “Wojzikowski, Idizkowski and Iaz- Jinskinovitch. ‘Now, you see, a ship" — ust a minute,” said the editor. fake story. Nobody could ever get those three names In one bottle.”” And the good story died right there. U. 8. CALLS SCARBOROUGH. An announcement from the Belasco ; offices says George Scarborough, ; Playwright, who has gone to the Mexi- can border, has been pressed into service by the Government on a spe- jal mission arising out of the Villa affair. Mr. Scarborough was former- jy a Federal Secret Service agent Incidentally, he is to seek material for a new play while down there. | IN MISS BURKE'S ROLE. t Mile. Yvonne Garrick, the French | actress, is to play the role of Jucque- lime in “L'Amour Veille” ‘at the Theatre Francais next week. The oy, is a French version of “Love ‘atches,"” in which Billle Burke starred. Miss Burke will see Mile. Garrick play the role Monday night. A STRANGE WOMAN, Eddie Dunn of the Cohan & Harris forces is sure he encountered a crazy i woman on Broadway yesterday. He } was crossing the street and was about to step on the curb at Forty-third Street when a thin woman, wearing ® red bonnet, put her face close to his and murmured: “You son-of-a-gun, you!" Eddie was astounded. Never had he been called a son-of-a-gun by a strange woman before. “What do you mean, madam?” he demanded. “Go on, you Mttle cutey!" she re- pitied. And away she went, leaving Eddie utterly dumfounded, HOW COHAN JOINED. George M. Cohan made a speech at a Green Room Club “beefsteak” Sun- day night. In it he told a little green room history that few of his hearers were familiar with. “Some years ago," sald Mr. Cohan, “t was sitting in my office when a couple of members of the Green Room Club came in, ‘Well, George,’ said one, ‘we've it €.ected you President of our club. igo these notes, please!’ “The club, it developed was needing funde—so I was elected President Since I hadn't been elected head of any organizatid® for about two weeks oe knew my parents were getting restless over my inactivity, I acce and signed the notes. - Pen “A few days later I decided to visit SO SE I TSA TEES i the club, if I could find it. A police- man directed me and I entered the clubhouse. vho are you?’ demanded the por- ter-clerk, - JUST PREPAREONE ss— THATS @LL. reading. | | “OS*MATTER, POP!” wm I Wourpnt Go over ) To THE PARK ALONE NYou'tt Te Geenwin werd THEM “Roued wEecrs DED CARNE ME OFF A DOLLARS WORTH, OF * PORTER House” STEAK ! AN' SEND tT HOME Wor'Lt IT BE OR -A“T Bone —TOP ROUND — PORTA, MOUSE c'mon mickey! Y'CAN MAKE ¢r® S-L+1-D-€ § Home and Comic Page of THE EV Ce ables bbedicaleatls ot te ttah. ahearen tebe otaaet wn we N G WORLD, Tuesday. April 4. 1916 {va WNOW wHaTt A > TRovot NECK jis I ‘Pras » 4 mt ? UME J at ahead of the production. Ruth Findlay has succeeded trene Fenwick in “Pay Day.” Milos Fen- wick is In ‘The Co-responden: Irving Berlin, Rennold Wolf and Channing Pollock will furnish a one act revue for the Friars’ Frolic. The Criterion Theatre isn't to close when “The Merry Wives of Windsor” halts. Mr. Hackett will move "The Melody of Youth” there from the Ful- ton Fred Woodward, animal | “‘I'm President of this club,’ I re- piled. “What's that?’ “I explained and he called half a dozen members. They took me to the card room and-—avell, when | got rendy «0 go | found somebody had taken my sllk umbrella, too, 1 com- nlained, wa ‘Oh, don't worry,’ said a member. ‘It will come buck tf you stick around,’ “80,” concluded Mr. Cohan, “L took out a Ife membership.” reieyy ator, has been added to t GossIP. “See America First.” He jJomed the It fs rumored Lew Fields may ac-| show last night in the role of quire a theatre on Broadway. donkey. MARK VOUCHES FOR THIS. Cornelia A. Thorne of Walton, Y., wants to go on the stage. cannot get away from Walton I enough to come to New York 4 show her for Cha Charles Peyton ts now acting in films. He appears with Robert War- wick in “The Supreme Sacrifice.” The Art Drama Players will appear in “Ghosts” at the Washington Irving High School Friday evening. Al Canby ts com “Pete.” N any manager of Abner C, Robinson has gone Dillingham and Ro H JUST THINK, Me HALL NOU man GET HIT WITH AN AUTO OR A TREE MAN Fae ON YOU - SNIF-SNIF OR S-U-O-D-E-N-L-Y BE STRICKEN -sniF- BY LIGHTNING DURING MR «MOORE SAYS 1S ONLY TOO TRUE- WE NEVER KNOW WHAT (S GOING TO HAPPEN TOHORROW AND YOU MUST THINK OF US! | a She | | lents, 80 she has arranged |ery so louc GEE) MARION THIS IS RICH- HE'S Gor THE OLD GBATLEMAN SO SCARED | NOW, THAT HELL BEGIN TAKING Burnside to bi telept Hippe r her on Thursday at the She'll get their number | and then they'll get hers. ANSWERS TO INQUIRIES. Miller—Consult a Jawyer Cc. K N.--One-reel comedies usually about 1,090 feet long are MUST BE SOME BABY. Have you seen the bookkeeper of the Greenpoint National Bank? Oh, R-L-S!——"Rambler," in’ the wnpoint Home News FOO MENT. A frend of Will MeGew Believed he'd “Twould And yet he FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE, “What makes that baby next door ke me right D 60m, 1 think," said he, ever Weut lO mee “Roth its parents are partly deat,” HA-HA\- NES) AS COLO OR. 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