The evening world. Newspaper, April 3, 1916, Page 14

cay % a Neb Corporation and the Paragon fu Sime, Inc He has been identified CoprAght 1910 Prem Puteaping Co MMT, Dresing Whrid) reooaonens | “S°MATTER, POP?” e oe About Plays eT and Players By BIDE DUDLEY 1ODDDOHDHODHOODODOODOOH iF “Mr, Zigfleld, the man who puts girls in shows," will happen around on Fifth Ave- nue to-morrow morning with his eye peeled for a hurdy-gurdy manipulated by two Italian women, a couple of Denver girls will be much obliged ‘They are Ethel Steele and Rubye De Remer, both members of the Denver social set. And now here's a secret the two Italian women won't be Italians at all. Thoy'll be the Misses | Steele and De Remer, but they're go- ing to be eo weil made up that, for the life of you, you won't be able to fealize that they aren't from the eun- ny shores of Spaghetti land. Of course, if “Mr. Zigfield” sees them , turning the organ'’s crank and hears ected a ee eee ae! HENRY HASENPFEFFER —Some Chances Are Too Desperate to Be Taken! By of the popular classics, he will be ex Home and Comic Page of THE EVENING WORLD, Monday, April 3, 1916 4 oo se on we By Cc. M. Payne WHAT KINDA WILD ANIMALS Did YA SEE ° oT Dailey So Pa WHAT ARE YA SCARED OF? > I ERES NO WIL WEMALS IN THE \SHAW “THEM is Hoves om js ! AW = We we ow, MICE IS NOT \woed ANIMALS | e mae MICE (1S INSECTS ’ ry By By Bud Counihan A : ——— SS ~ -— — _ on Petgoundal Those young women mus! \'MUeT CUT DOWN Z Know Dear-THis / Ag ae ae cer A ONG 5 / WHY DAWGONCT=) EPA TIT eee fa nappa be engaged for my ‘Frolic’ company a YL HIGH Cott OF Livin (WE CAN Ge LONG of -- Nobel nas Or C wey = CAN Ger ) ‘at once.” HOUSEHOLD L1G TERRIBLE —2_ WITHOUT A CooK t 4 IF TH WoReT } AOU, » > a em ea Get the bad Rot, why sot? Ive EXPENGES — WE a, an . - Seneca week & - ) f ( [a SNES TO Ay (_ feo 200 out m nen at 5 pat to de it a bit. ‘The Misses | GOTTA economize / = SWELL HAVE TO—S | fz WoRST —You ¢ Vs Bteele and De Remer came to New Do “TH COOKIN eo to go on the sta, ountable manner, how ever, the blamed old, slippery stage hae eluded them and they can’t corner ft Bo they're going to do the ex- tremely unusual thing and play a @rind organ, as Miss Steele calls it, nd sing—right on Fifth Avenue, while the bon tons, elites and 400's of the town go by. Of course, it will mean that Denver society will be given an elaborate boost in the daily press, maybe, and—well, can the producing managers overlook the young women after that? ‘We should say MR, BRADY HAS A PLAN. William A. Brady has arranged to @ssume active artistic control of all fim productions made by the World im Corporation, the Byuitable Pic- *ATS ALL OR. >) Go 7 TH’ WALL iz Sg UNLESS TH’, Boss )! Pd SOUPS Me ATRAICE!/ S With these interests for some time, but not in an offictal capacity He announces he will not permit his film duties to lessen his activities In behalf of the regular stage. On the contrary,! he proposes to nore active along | this line than ¢ before | One of the plans Mr. Brady has in) mind will, he thinks, provide a sub- stitute for the No, 2, 8 or 4 road com. pany in the spoken’ drama, He will| make motion p es of his New York | successes with t original companies and release these films in the one-| night stands. Thus, according to | an You kNow ¢T math Mdea, the wo-called ““road compant Y' GREAT BIG STEW. Mr. Brady's plan is all right from a} —— film standpoint, but the one-night | ng to have their spoken gularly from now on and picture is guing to be @ picture. BY WAY OF DIVERSION, ‘The female contingent will kindly | refrain from reading this effort be- | cause, in the main, it's meant for the men and it's full of advice, So ladies, Just skip it! Come on, now—be nice. You will? Oh, that’s tine. All right! Listen, friend man! Whenever you're | blue get @ mirror and scan the fel-| jow who shows in the glass. You may find he's needing a shave and bis shoes should be shined. Therein lies a tip; hie yourself to some place where barbers sing minors and chop up your face. Get into a chair and demand @ good shave, and if he starts THopyrignt, 1919 Peeme Pvtinahiag Co. (N.Y. renin World ¥ WE'LL IMAGINE YOU'RE UMPIRING AGAME AT THE POLO GROUNDS -SEE? 1M A PLAYER AN YOU MAKE A DECGION TDON'T LIKE AND 1 BAWL YOR OUT! Now LEMME SEE How You'd ‘ ACT UNDER THE CIRCUMSTANCES WY You @IG FATHEADS | ARE Y'BLIND 2? GET CHER Goac.es!! 1 WAS SAFE ACITY BLOCK Grace George's production of the] Desdemona and Lyn Harding as QOPDBDOMOD DAHA IOGSONGANAN king, Just make him bel H hell Ww went \\ ve % a make im behave, a Hernard Shaw comedy, “Captain| Othello at the Professional yoman's 2 ‘ony get busy and polish your shoes, | Hrassbound's Conversion League Shakespearean celebration at P d Salt 8 By Ferd G. Long 3 and, when it’s all over, you'll find that| A! Jolson is td sing two new songs| the Hiltmore April 24, epp eran a eS & WOONECHNSOOOOCANDECOOODOPUCTHOHTOOOOSO SOONG OOOO OOOOCOOOOOUOOOOOC your blues have vanished; once more|in “Robinson Crusoe Jr." beginning Emery, representing the 6 CONNECT THE DOTS WITH A PENCIL LINE, COMMENCING AT DOT NO. 1 AND FOLLOWING CONSECUTIVELY. You'll be feeling quite fine—and all] to-night. They are “Karly in the arrangement in PASSED BY > g Coprright 1916, by The Pree Publishing Co, (The New York Eraning World 4 account of the shave and th Morning” and “Robinson Crusoe Has a ngaged Dorethy @ ® ine. Whenever I'm sour and!a Lot of Reasons for Loving His| Webb, Arthur Cunningham and Elinor e 9 Grumpy and cross, I lassoo my tensper | Island.” Henry to appear in the Pacific Coast HAZEN CONKLIN 2 LY 6 amd way: “Here, old hoss, you're go-{ “The Little Shepherd of Kingdom | city for a short season in light opera, g tng too far, Let this ‘foolishness | Come” will have its frat performance | He is negotiating for the services of Coprright, 1916, Prem Publishing Co, (N.Y, Breming World) — ©isigo@ow 7 15 top!” And then I head straight for| to-night at the Belasco Theatre,} Blanche King. ° the chair in the shop. To feel that | Washington. BEFORE MARRIAGE YES, Yes; —AFTER MARRIAGE 09 be'e clean gives a fellow a brace. A|, H. H. Sleight and Suzanne Willa OUT OF THE GINGER JAR. SHE LEANS ON 6b oN=—= THE LIEN IS) shave and a shine have helped many | have been added to the cast of “The | you can't always tell about shows. | HIS SHOULDER— ON HIS PAY. | cess, where men have been cranky, Ep nereetees, pd Py will open) Rut in the case of “A King of No- oe 8 8 ee ! loe ed and biue. See, ladies? 1) Thursday in lantic City, where” you can tell and even tell the tr . 0 have “thre ea " ;; 2 °. told you! “This Thymes not fer you |. Claire” Whitney, Fox. film — star, me ac atansliit wie manleaoate The trouble with most men who have “three speeds forward” 4s that 13 14 brought with her from the West In-} is Olive Toll, the manager is | they are not also equipped with a reverse gear and an emergency brake, | ' Gossip. dics a parzet that speaks Spanish, | ; Honstelle and the cast is i. * eee | mu] |}English and French and whistles slingen’ Aometone ; | ° ck has returned} grand opera. fon’ im oe ie ly | 1¢ what they say is true, that there is one born every minute, 2 ; | . W. Middleton is the author don’t blame Us, please. | just think of all the fools this world of ours must now have in it; ungest daughter of | o 1 Mime. Nagimova and Ss t 1 think the dope is wrong the way that it's been reckoned, le, dre Paes oy i FOOLISHMENT, jometimes ink the dope is 9 | Be ee ta ree new Eryant will present at the! And that the computation should have been “one every second.” | film with Mme, Petrov neil abled ech plait att to say {doubt bP ieonieh pat ole ieee qq 95 Basi] Durant t Hawkes- dvance sale for “The House of et don't know much about it, A man can get plenty of friends to stand up with him when he gets e e yori. Bo re to dance which opens a week's engage- Set married. What he necds more is some one to stand up FOR him afterward! 4 62 Ore palane mass, ment at the Hronx Opera House to-| FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. ik ae 8 ‘ aimbert announces that] night is $5,803. This is remarkable | “seq | i cove! a be will organize a second company to | when Sout conaiden that the urkable | T sea by your sign that you recover | editor *tepper and alt ; ; 98 gare e78e4. « © ° play “The Blue Envelope” and gend it | in the house sells for #1. bad basi Pe 1 gmt 34 daa ue get w little dite telling us just what ering fever seals te and, what ffoct 93 "go & jeago for a sumr 2 ando ani i : nae 00 Uiffercut prone 5 Ua Des The Drama ‘League has. inde lumen ‘paitn Wence wenhn. as sy 1 lost mine last night. Ge Sure | can, I'm not afraid of you, no matter how many you are. B. : wi % in a fever to annex an Easter lid qe OO COO COO OONCOOOOTG OOO OOOO DO COOCTOOOTT And other springtime garb enough to bankrupt Capt, Kidd; | 279 17665 PREPARED Hubby's in a fever to catch up with unpaid bills | q 5s NESS For furnace coal and other horses every winter kills; . OOOOOOIOUOIOIIOIO 00000000000 +) ol Willie's in a fever to have school let out each day, So in some vacant lot the kids a baseball game can play; | LAST FRIDAY wer THE BUNCH ve Johnny's in a fever working hard to get a raise, | “32 GH HELLO “Cont Heme (ee uN | So he can “pop” to Myrtle one of these fine springtime days; or aie Be 083 08 iy — erveers rp, Myrtle’ fever hoping Johnny will propose, - o te DEER: ike WELL Youve Gor AN HEL Ge ahniLanincaretiiecaltae na atdunasnridhy Wauprese: | HAT Ble « AeAe GONNA BRING \ lL AN AWFUL NERVE (a 3 \ i OT MANY) 1am in a fever as | write this fevered “pome"— WHAT DID HE * 2 ©710 @ FEW OLD PALS) (1 invite @ LOT OF pbk lps WIVES Uke) 1 want to get this column done so | can hike for home! SEE TODAY? o™ on Tonite erie \ \ STRANGERS HOME | WeND LIKES THAT-NO ) | 8 ok ee be | $ Bs. WAT ~ RHA, \ \For DINNER THERES) (AIS eaicnos!) . gal > | {MOS CRABB SAYS: One wife too many ain't a misfortune enjoyed | 72. 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WET THEM GO f TOMIGHT.\ MARRIED LIFE STORISS | C 110 & RESTURANT F . ‘ > | KNOW recs) | A provinces, offerit — . % My wife got @ he other day and she 4 ‘ ¢ ni is marvellous cure-all mix- ner" in Meg Er Mi mena ome | ture, and one day, when about to un- | at ina ‘ " f a * ! ork a bottle for his audience to sam Guswess J Oat ao cans valk relied the fat man.—Cin vunstl Enguier |ple he found to hie disguet that bis : rkscrew Was missing me ; SOFT ANSWERS TO HARD QUESTIONS : “Is there any gentleman tn this GONG < pay arr : rowd belongs to Glasow?" he asked, ' ' “ a 90K ver Ss audienc | What the dickens are th Ides of Mareh” I heard referred to jast | ¥2 Te eee Reply, WB Boh Un | month i ; ; 8,0, W | "Phen lend me was | Dewed if L know, but the “hides” of March were mostly gooseflesh | the quick rejoind | | SCRAMBLED EGG PUZZLE—NO. 13: A Cautious Man. | +h t yo able » se OLD POEMS REVISED. | Before the letters in this egy ny nA mA : a a ae LITTLE GOX GLUF Gone | were scrambled they spelt the he superintendent OM name of something which many BLow Your Hort | people look at with great interest ud A IF YOU WOUL WIN Riches these days © expl ‘PENG \ AND FAME - | re 8 t nan has got to NOTIFYING THE WIFE OF FORIE YOU Cont bo Ir | See if you can put the letters med the super NOUR INTENTION OF BRINGING SOME OTHER GUY Git, together again so that they will i hat th Hh did. A FEW FRIENDS HOME TO UNNER« AND GRAB ©, BIG SHARE OFTHE Ga The Minha Hetserslinttaiday’ s egg spelt “CATERPILLAR.” 8 what I told him, but he only ‘Suppose I should be lost at sea.’ '—Tit-Bits,